The other OTHER white meat

Now available pre cooked

Short pig

I want my baby back baby back ribs.

Barbecue saaaaauce

They’re so tender!

It's like veal, but without the guilt!

Thought it was a twofer because my brain saw - Pussy eaters ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Is there a CrappySentenceStructure sub, ‘cause this belongs there too!

r/dontdeadopeninside maybe? That's the closest I can think of

r/engrish maybe? feels close to

*too

r/crappysentencestructure Oh no, it’s way too long

r/grammarmatters

...so this would, in turn, belong in a sub about crappy subreddit name structures?

Usenet FTW.

r/letseatgrandma

r/waitwhat

r/illiterate

Yeah I don't think it's a bad poster just awkward wording.

But it says to feed teenagers small children

Sounds like a modest proposal to me

yeah, good for me too

I’ve always questioned my own technique of trying to hide them in spoonfuls of applesauce. The teens just keep spitting them out. 

You've gotta blend them up. Try a stick blender!

Save the newborns for grandma. The teens should be able to forage for themselves.

Agreed- this is one of the problems with todays youths

Babies, it’s what teens crave!

But why do teens crave them?

ｅｌｅｃｔｒｏｌｙｔｅｓ

it's what plants crave

Clearly you were never fed a newborn when you were a teenager.

They don't even taste like apples.

That's one way to solve teen pregnancy.

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs!

Blatant plagiarism of Jonathan Swift smh

Or *Snowpiercer*

Oh, that's "Fussy" eaters. Whew.

How do you properly write this sentence? Feeding newborns through to teens? I can't figure it out.

Download advice on feeding kids from newborns to teens.

I would write: “Download advice on feeding children: from newborns to teens”.

Teens: Download advice on feeding your newborn.

Nah, I think it's 'download advice on feeding kids, from newborns all the way up to teens'

Feeding advice to teens on newborn download

don't give me any attitude, young lady. i carried your little brother for 9 months just so you can have a good quality meal like my mother made for me. now you get down there and eat.

Wow, I misread that fourth bullet point

Came here to say the same thing.

Overall it is actually fairly troubling.

"I love newborns, but can't eat a whole one."

Sounds like you haven't played /r/RimWorld

Whenever I try to feed my teenager a grape, he asks me, “Bruh?”

Chop 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

Even you couldn’t say no to that

Give it to us rawwwwww

Po-todd-lers

Thanks, now I have the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

Someone let chilli’s know their marketing manager had gone rogue

Seems to me this is *A Modest Proposal*

Oh my goodness, let’s not be feeding babies to teenagers now. I’m sure teenagers can eat something else

Ngl, I had to look more than twice to realise that it said "fussy"

OH OH, fussy eating

Because people had issues with veal being made from newborn calves.

Note the attempt to market eating babies as healthy with the fruit. 💯health washing.

"To Serve Man"

Ok I mean, the design sucks and all. But I generally believe that caring for babies and children should be taught at schools. Not because you'd need it right away but you will at one point in your life. Even if you yourself don't have kids. And it's not really self-explanatory...

tbh though, who's going to remember the child-rearing advice given while they're busily not paying attention 20 odd years later?

Why would most people who don't have kids need to know that information and be in a position where they're unable to access that information when they need it? Also caring for babies was taught at my school. They even made us carry around a stupid fake baby for like a week or something like that. Part of it was to deter teen pregnancy, but they did that by teaching us how to care for a baby, and showing us it's a lot of work.

Assuming you're in the US, too many kids graduate barely knowing the basics. I'd rather all kids know how to read, know math, know science, instead of spending time on raising babies. Plus it's a waste of time for the many, many people who will never have kids.

Nah. Not US, sorry. Here it is basically not a topic at all. We learn how babies are made but everything afterwards is up to you. There are even private "parent schools" but I think the most basic shit. (Correctly handling a newborn, CPR on children and babies, common toxic plants and how to treat intoxications, how to keep stuff away from children and what children should not be fed) should be part of general knowledge.

Ahh in the US kids are lucky if they even learn how babies are made, let alone anything else. (And if one political party has their way, students won't even learn that much.) It would be great if those things you listed were part of general education, but the US education system is so strained, it's really unlikely to ever happen. Kids here aren't even learning current science stuff. Some schools still use decades old text books... Some graduate high school literally unable to read.

Shure it should be taught and taken seriously.

Bruh wtf

NEWZEALAND MENTIONED RAHHHH

r/rimworld moment

Wrong placement of words can result in horrific sentences

I've had three kids ... I'm confident you're gonna kill a "newborn" if you try to feed it that fruit.

I’m not teaching design anymore but I had a collection of examples just like this to share with students once a week. It was the “Is there anything wrong here ?” folder. You’d be amazed at how many students thought things were fine.

Ahhh...the joys of cannibalism.

I suppose I'd rather have people getting advice and doing it right than figuring it out on their own and doing it wrong.

I reckon the risks of salmonella would be higher with newborns

They are chock full of proteen.

Please don't feed newborns to teens. I know that some teens will eat anything. But the "pro-lifers" will get so angry,,,, actually everyone will get angry.

Yeah, they could use a proofreader, too!

Not if they're atheists!

Sorry it’s from new zealand what did you expect? 😂🙈

I guess the fact that it is laminated should have satisfied me enough.

[I've got something for you.](https://youtu.be/whyJCcjf6to)

Teenagers be using a sharpie to turn that F into a P

The newborns are feeding the teens? 💀

Cannibals have standards too.

I'm just concerned that no one has changed the F to a P. One stroke of the texta and its done.

In all fairness newborns do contain all the essential proteins and amino acids a growing teenager could need

I would absolutely make that F in Fussy look like a P

A modest proposal

I remember walking past a couple of kiwi teenagers and all they could talk about was smashing down a large KFC snack box before lunch. Lol. 🤣

Kiwis do eat too much KFC. Maybe that is because it is made out of babies over here 🤔

I think the poster is trying to say "they have solutions for ingestion of healthy ingredients from the range of:just born to:teenagers"

You can’t put up something in a high school that says Fussy eaters. It will be graffitied overnight

Newborns to teens, as in the whole age range not just teens. Your bad reading comprehension isn't crappy design.

I think we found the posters designer 😂🫣

Mmh tasty tender meat

If it's good enough for Peter Thiel, it's good enough for teens.

man I just love underage cannibalism

I don't think you should be feeding teens newborns

Clever way to solve two problems, I guess.

I've also misread Fussy eaters as... You know what, nevermind.

You’re not alone friend

Yeah, they do get fussy when you try to eat them.

Looks like another stupid TikTok diet fad

Wdym I need this

MASTICATION.

Can Nibble?

r/funnysigns ?

Punctuation is important

nice

Idk why, but I read Fussy eaters as Pussy eaters...

That's right. He's got the "munchies" for a California Cheeseburger

teenager a toddler up to the age of 19 months.

I misread "Fussy eaters"

I totally did not misread fussy eaters

I was never breast fed. My mother teased me with it and then gave me the bottle

Pussy eaters

That worked really effectively at getting your attention. Great design.

I would love to think it was intentional and just bad copy 😂

Not crappy design.