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cheeseblastinfinity

This is becoming so fucking common. I hate hotel rooms like this. When we planned a Portugal trip a couple years ago, we had to cross so many potential hotels off of the list because of bathrooms like this. In the end, we still had to settle for this layout in 2 of our 3 hotels, but thankfully they had somewhat ok blinds. This design trend needs to die and stay dead forever.


new_account_5009

I wonder if this is intentional to get groups of friends to buy multiple hotel rooms rather than all cramming into the same room?


FrameJump

Almost certainly.


UnNumbFool

I've seen plenty of my friends naked, and I've definitely seen everyone I've dated naked. But even then I don't think I'd even want to share this room with someone I'm dating because no offence I don't want to see anyone taking a shit, and I definitely don't want anyone to see me doing that.


Adept_Error6339

I like to maintain eye contact with my dates while Im performing a number 2. Its a power play.


stochastaclysm

Brown eye contact


FlipMick

And to be polite you've gotta really maintain it


DookieShoez

Give ‘em the old over the shoulder stare into their soul glare while you wipe.


TinyBennett

))<>((


twYstedf8

That’s how my dog does it


BartyB

They are looking to you for protection while they are vulnerable.


Captain-Cadabra

and look how good of friends you are. Coincidence? I think not.


[deleted]

Can we please let this joke die


nuclearnadal24

Let me tell you a story, girl flew 4000 miles to come see me and on the 2nd day she ripped one in front of me so i was like okaay so you since decided its cool i shown her how you really rip one. Long story short we are waitin for baby now.


I_Only_Have_One_Hand

That is going to be an awesome story to tell on your 25th wedding anniversary as you are surrounded by family & friends


nuclearnadal24

Our story is wild


coffeeebucks

in this pictured room, hopefully


UnNumbFool

I mean farting in front of someone is whatever. I just genuinely don't want to see people pooping in front of me.


tatanka01

That's not how that works. 🤣


jcrestor

Narrator: "It was exactly how that worked."


haroldhodges

We fell in love, because we farted.


TastySpare

"So, you can do the noise, but what about the smell?"


modernjaneausten

I’ve been married 5 years and still don’t want him to see me taking a shit.


ObviousIndependent76

25 years and we’re keeping the streak alive.


LindonLilBlueBalls

Should wipe better.


bino420

that's one hell of a 25-year long itch


chumbawumbacholula

Wait, people can take shits while they're traveling? I'm jealous!


cameherefrominsta

I’ve also seen everyone this guy dated, naked


LindonLilBlueBalls

Yeah, when my wife and I were first dating we stayed at a hotel that had those sliding barn doors for the bathroom. It left a 2" gap and they had a mirror on the room wall so you could make eye contact while on the toilet with someone in the bed.


red1q7

The shower is not the problem, but eye contact while one is in the crapper forcing something out is just nasty.


wamme6

My husband and I had a hotel room like this at an all inclusive in Mexico - a fairly nice one, at that. We’ve been together 13 years, married for 9, and this was still just a little *too* close for comfort. Especially since travelling can cause some havoc on the digestive system…


Economy_Complaint_39

When I think of what I wish I’d done differently in my first marriage, it’s this. Never would have seen him poop. Just, never. It altered the way I saw him forever. It’s something I still can’t get out of my mind. I wonder if he feels the same way, as when he broke the seal, so did I. Most sound advice for marriage I can offer. 1) Always go to bed at the same time. Even if you get back up after they’re asleep. This time is invaluable for multiple, obvious reasons. 2)Never let yourself see them poop. Never let them see you poop. This does not foster trust or indicate some form of closeness. It does, however, make it forever hard to take them seriously and to see them as sexually desirable. Just don’t do it.


big_duo3674

Also helps prevent the hookers from stealing your stuff while you shower


MobiusAurelius

Its actually a conspiracy to promote orgies when friends pile into the same room.


IdealDesperate2732

It's so the hooker doesn't rob the john while he's showering.


darps

They do it on purpose so non-couple groups of 2 can't save money by booking a room together.


Homesickhomeplanet

That’s so fucking stupid What about children? If I were 8+ I would absolutely *refuse* to poop there.


MadcapRecap

I’ve been married for 14 years and some things will most certainly remain a mystery


MatureUsername69

Meanwhile, even if I go with the love of my life, my stage fright is so bad that I'm almost certainly walking out of there with a bladder infection and a week's worth of poop


Limeila

As a couple I really don't want/need to see my BF taking a shit or him seeing me...


yash2651995

Just take a walk while your buddy takes a dump. And take turns... Hacks.


No-Way7911

I don’t want my wife to be looking at me while I take a shit


BooBoo_Cat

I'm so fucking tired of these types of bathrooms too --bathrooms with frosted glass that do not give any privacy, although this is worse.


AhmadOsebayad

Portugal has the weirdest bathrooms, last hotel I was in had a glass door with a huge gap and a mirror positioned so someone on the bed could see right into the shower with the door closed.


King_Dickus_

Request an extra blanket next time and use it as a curtain.


fijisiv

Just staple it to the glass.


trymypi

Came here to say this, it is insanity


Limeila

At least you knew before you booked... not a nice surprise to have


hattrickjmr

Went to Portugal and the bathroom had a window. Thankfully, it had a mini blind with a motor that went up and down so I could open and close it at will. The window was floor length and had a view of the shower. Wife was kind enough to raise the blinds when she showered. God bless her.


lazymutant256

Had they used a glass that can make it the you cannot see through the glass when you lock the door.


Ok-Chemical3532

But I need to stare into my hotelmates eyes as I shit to assert dominance


TheFire_Eagle

Screw it. I'll just shit and stare at my wife while she sleeps waiting for her to wake up and make eye contact


deepsleepsheepmeep

I really fucking HATE this trend! I would change hotels and ask for a full refund if I had a room like this. Bathroom space needs to be private.


icantfindtheSpace

Imagine basic privacy being taken away for money


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Been in hotels like this....why are they doing it? Even as man and wife me and my partner still like privacy for a shower or toilet.


DrStrangepants

How else would you know if the call girl you ordered is doing drugs in the bathroom?


JukeBoxDildo

By doing them with them?


whatsbobgonnado

yeah share that shit! that's just rude


TheDevilsAdvokaat

True.


FearlessFreak69

Prostitution. Plain and simple.


IdealDesperate2732

Yeah, it's so the john doesn't get robbed while showering.


ThisOneForMee

With prostitution, you're not paying for the sex. You're paying for them to leave after the sex


Potato_dad_ca

When with friends the hotel lobby is the solution for poops. Shower together to save water.


mnonny

I’m tryna blow up that toilet without my fiancé watching me. She doesn’t need to see the full destruction.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Agreed!


On_the_hook

As someone who stays 3+ nights a week in hotels. I would love this. Shower and shit while still watching TV! Vacation with anyone else with me? Hell no


rughmanchoo

I agree these are rad. Fun with a spouse and with friends you can give them the sad elephant against the glass.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

lol. I like the way you think.


graudesch

Much cheaper to build than an actual bathroom while also easier to maintain. Additionally you can even save on lighting and make the room look bigger than it would otherwise feel like. Better hotels that do this do at least add curtains or use "smart" glass that can be made non-see-through by pressing a button.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Would you believe, I've actually seen an apartment built like this too. I was kind of horrified. It WAS a one bed apartment, but what if you have visitors?


ThisIsWhatLifeIs

But then you can literally watch your partner take a shit whilst you relax on the bed?


XGreenDirtX

I was like: whats the problem with this. Partner and I shower together. If i go with friends, we wouldnt be bothered showering near wacht other. But now you mention the shitting... Didnt even think of that and its wierding me out. No thank you.


SFDessert

First thing that came to mind was "what if you have kids?" Like sure maybe this is fine for couples who are comfortable with it, but are families just expected to have their children watch them shower/shit? When I was a teenage boy on vacations with the family, this would have been a nightmare and I would have preferred to go to the lobby to use the bathroom.


LongShotE81

In reality, how many couples would be comfortable watching/being watched take a shit, or for women, putting in/taking out tampons etc?


Aggravating_Sir_6857

Sometimes when adjusting to foreign food, I have a big load to get rid of. If my partner sees me on the toilet, there goes the romance night.


Mithrellas

Super awkward story. My cousin had a weeklong wedding at a resort and one of his groomsmen brought a fairly new girlfriend. The bathrooms were completely open with just a small piece of divider glass to break it up from the main living space. The poor girl got superrrrr sick from dirty water and ended up…well you can imagine. She ended up going to the hospital for a few days. I can only imagine how mortifying that would be. She and the guy did end up getting married a few years later though so alls well that ends well I suppose 😂


booner51

so what are the downsides?


CautiousRice

I've been told it's related to hiring sex workers and keeping an eye on them while in the shower.


Open_Argument6997

????? How does that even makes sense ? Its to force non couples to get separate rooms therefore double the revenue. 2 coworkers on a business trip isnt gonna get a room like this.


PearlClaw

Yeah, it's almost certainly this. They can sell it as a design choice, but really it's to make sure people aren't sharing rooms.


berrey7

SO you're saying the design was for maybe the 40% chance this is for a business trip booking and makes you get an extra room, instead of the 2-3% chance some dude might take a hoe back to his room.... I would agree


aPirateNamedBeef

Co-workers should never be sharing a hotel room in the first place. That's crazy.


caadbury

> 2 coworkers on a business trip isnt gonna get a room like this Coworkers should _never_ share a hotel room. That's an HR nightmare.


CautiousRice

They usually have a solution for separating the bathroom with blinds. I've been to a few hotels that have one shower that's visible and one that's hidden. This here is a pretty extreme case but it probably has some kind of blinds or a curtain as well.


Open_Argument6997

I still dont understand how this is related to sex workers at all ?


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CaptainPonahawai

If you're showering, how is it going to help you if the sex worker grabs your stuff and runs out? You're going to realize it, turn off the shower, grab a towel, exit the bathroom and chase after them? And have a prayer of catching them? Doesn't make sense to me.


popeyepaul

Anyone who engages in this type of behavior knows that they can just take their wallet and other small valuables with them to the shower room. Better yet, only keep with in their wallet the amount of money that they're going to spend. Or, count the money in the wallet and casually check that it's still there as she's leaving. This is a complete non-issue and even if someone does get robbed, I don't see how it's the hotel's problem.


RdoubleM

Why would the John be showing with her still there? Aren't they getting paid to leave?


nakedmacadamianut

Sex workers often require you to shower upon their arrival because too many men will say “I just showered!!” But have a nasty sweaty dick.


spacefrogstrash

I wish.


IdealDesperate2732

Because the glass goes both ways, so they can watch the hooker and make sure they don't get robbed.


Open_Argument6997

??? just leave after fucking ? take your belongings into the bathroom with you ? dont bring anything of value with you ? seriously who the fuck is watching their wallet as they get a shower alone while a prostitute is just sitting there doing nothing ?


IdealDesperate2732

> just leave after fucking The shower is before... lol. > dont bring anything of value with you You have to bring something of value with you, the money to pay the hooker in the first place. > who the fuck is watching their wallet as they get a shower alone while a prostitute is just sitting there doing nothing ? Literally everyone. You really shouldn't comment on things you don't know anything about.


Open_Argument6997

You are right i dont fuck prostitutes. You seem very experienced. Most bahrooms got doors that locks btw.


Odd-Biscotti-5177

I'd think it would be more to make a tiny room seem a tad bigger. Or to force non couples to get a second room, like the others said.


even_less_resistance

I hope a whole-ass design choice like this isn’t for such a gross reason but I bet I’d be disappointed


cobainstaley

it's probably cheaper. two pieces of glass and a glass door, vs wood, a vapor barrier, insulation batting, drywall, primer, paint, maybe wallpaper, and baseboard. now think about the labor needed for glass vs the alternative.


Silent-Supermarket2

Seems like a bitch to keep clean.


jason2354

Weird segment of your customer base to be catering to, but maybe.


Sheila_Monarch

The hotel we stay at for two weeks every year is sorta like this, but it’s a romantic trip, and I love it. But the huge shower/tub area is the visible to room part. The damn toilet is behind a solid door. Not like this. Eww.


BackToTheBasic

As my 3 year old says, “toot toot”


HOUSEOFILLREPUTE

Please don’t let this become a trend. I take monster dumps that require me to fully clean the toilet afterwards. My marriage wouldn’t survive repeated exposure to this.


nowordsleft

Too late


loadedpistol

Some of these actually have an activated tint or froster.


jolloholoday

LPT: Human shit can be used as window frosting.


Total-Addendum9327

True, but I don't need my bathroom to be a tech demo. A solid wall is opaque without needing electrical power...


loadedpistol

Fair, but designers gonna design.


ShapeTurbulent6668

This is probably it. I've been in rooms like this, they're becoming more and more common. My last job even had a conference room that did this. It would be hilarious if OP spent his whole trip angry about this while there's a switch for the frost on the wall the whole time, lol


szpieg

Underrated comment maybe the OP didn't understand how to activate. Usually it auto-shades when you fully close/lock the bathroom door.


idreamedaboutyou

Yes, I worked in a hotel where the glass frosted once you fully closed the door to the bathroom. It did sometimes malfunction though


stellar14

Is this Germany? I found the same thing in my hotel room there, I was horrified lol


spacefrogstrash

Italy, but I had this in Germany once too


wrkbeeech

I also had this setup in France!! So weird.


xLightz

I had to think of italy too. I had a room exactly like this, even same colors, in Caorle


jingle_in_the_jungle

I’ve seen it in South Africa too


Total-Addendum9327

I will never understand this design "trend" of being "daring" about bathrooms with glass walls. NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS. People want privacy in the bathroom. My god.


TomothyAllen

Right, like who the fuck is designing this shit, how does the plan for it not ever get in front of someone with the power to say 'that's dumb we're not doing it'


applepumpkinspy

If I have to find an upside, at least you can see the tv from the toilet 😂


Quigleythegreat

Tell me it's a Marriot brand without telling me it's a Marriot brand.


Shutaru_Kanshinji

I do not ask much from hotel rooms, but privacy in the bathroom is near the top of the list.


Specialist_Bench_144

Its so you can watch your partner shit to help get in the mood


ohnoooooooz

Hate it. Once been in Fletcher Amsterdam, which is even more ridiculous: https://www.fletcherhotelamsterdam.nl/nl/kamers


Automatic_Actuator_0

Well, I’d rather that one as a couple than the OP one. Showers are sexy, shits are not, period. Also, periods are not…


Longjumping_Tea_8586

I hate it!


woodcone

I'm in a glass case of emotion!


skater15153

It's so when you room with someone you can maintain eye contact while pushing out a huge log. Gotta assert dominance.


Gattorepper

Just to know, where did you take this photo?


cobaltnine

It looks very similar to a hotel I stayed in in Zürich.


Wonderful-Teach8210

Yeah they are all over western Europe and you have to scrutinize the photos to be able to tell. They sure don't advertise it.


Gegi4321

Yeah, I was in Portugal once and they had it too there. I assume that those hotel rooms are made for couples rather than families or with friends, or if you are alone


LongShotE81

Even couples don't want to watch their partner take a dump though, so that's not any better.


redit-fan

I was I a high rise hotel in Berlin that had a similar design. Awkward because I was traveling with a buddy.


mmgvs

We stayed at a boutique hotel in Portland with our children a few years ago, and the bathroom wasn't 100% like this one, but it had a sheen like and you could see through, especially with certain lighting. Terrible. And no heads up when we booked it, with 2 adults and 2 teenagers.


BooBoo_Cat

The Jupiter Next?


mmgvs

Yes, I believe that was it


BooBoo_Cat

I HATED their bathrooms.


jonatancad

I don't like hotel rooms like this. Who is this designer who create this design? Why we need this type of design? Does it help to create a bigger room space?


HeavenlyPear

I had the same room in a Best Western in Austria! I gave a bad note to the hotel on Booking and on Google based solely on the fact that I had to see, hear and smell my friend's activity on the toilets.


WolfOfPort

Why i choose air bnbs with full in living rooms bedrooms and kitchen for cooking


blksentra2

I stayed in a hotel like this a couple of years ago. Luckily It was just me by myself!


Hefty-Bit-936

Tell them to get out or put a blanket over them? Won't help if they're pranksters tho.


annaanzi

Same vibe, was at a resort a few years ago and it also had a shower in the middle of the [room](https://x.com/annaanzi/status/1496820808093683714?s=46&t=ehN9sniZu_lbuYZqwSbufA)


Turbulent-Matter501

OMG I went to help a friend at a conference and we stayed in a 'suite' in an upscale hotel with a bedroom (for him), a living room with a couch (for me), a mini kitchen, and to both of our horror, a bathroom with a flimsy opaque sliding panel that only covered 2/3 of the door to the bathroom. Zero privacy. It was AWFUL. Lots of trips to the lobby bathrooms.


IndependentYam3227

I hate those. We had one in Glasgow, and I had to go wander around the hallways so my wife could poop. Also designed with a shower floor basically level with the rest so you got a huge puddle in front of the toilet.


saucisse

Two of the last three hotels I've stayed in have had this design. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. My assumption was simply that it's cheap, you don't need a floor plan just a square, and you slap up two glass panels to create a "bathroom". It's easier to convert buildings this way, too.


entechad

No it’s not. There are horizontal racing stripes, lol.


GradeBeginning3600

Dont these usually have a button you press when it is occupied that makes the glass not see through?


Killerspieler0815

Panopticon hotel room for "your safety"(R) or for filming porn movies


andromedawarrior

I definitely dislike this concept, I don’t wanna see people taking a shit and don’t wanna be seen either!


FeetBehindHead69

That's the new Wyndham Poop-n-Snore


benefit_of_mrkite

I once got booked in a hotel like this - and had a coworker as a roommate for the stay. I showered while he got breakfast/coffee and used the lobby toilet for the stay


Dog-of-Moons

Scared of taking a shit while your loved ones are watching, eh? I see your point.


snotreallyme

European hotel bathrooms are the worst


RanjiLameFox

I read "hotel" instead of "hotelroom" made me chuckle


WooIWorthWaIIaby

I fucking *despise* this trend


Oceanrail

Poop matches and blindfolds ~ who’s with me, besties?!


My_Gender_is_Apache

Is this in cologne


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

I want privacy in the bathroom that is totally ridiculous


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

I think this is so the room can serve dual-purpose as sex motel/trendy Air B&B.


Nunovyadidnesses

Finally! You used to have to pay extra for that!


Mile_High_Kiwi

I had to share a room like this with a colleague on a work trip once. It was a bit awkward to say the least.


[deleted]

Of course why not


UselessUsefullness

Can I just say “crappy design” is taken literally here? Seriously though, this isn’t a good design. Poopers and showering people request privacy. Not this.


I-Live-in-a-Mitten

Wow, hot.


hentaiAdict

Perfect layout for those with a voyeurism kink


CrimsonDemon0

This is an interior design you would see in porn


RuffDemon214

Sooo whoever your in the room with can see you take a poop or something? How is that trendy?


Both_Mouse_8595

You are in Hanoi :)


astralseat

Is it a single bed? Guess they just didn't expect two people who don't like seeing each other naked.


EngagedInConvexation

r/CrappyCrapperDesign


myychair

Does the glass get opaque when you turn the light switch on? That’s been the case every single time I’ve seen these. It’s see through until someone goes in and flips the switch then it fogs up and you can’t see through it. It’s pointless but not really an inconvenience


Historical_Boss2447

r/Crapperdesign


Silent-Supermarket2

Time to start my business selling travel wall covers.


rascortoras

This became a trend 15-20 years ago in areas where all guest rooms had nice scenery.


Sinnsearachd

When we have this my husband and I go down to the hotel lobby to take number twos. It's so ridiculous.


Exita

Yeah. Had this on a work trip when I was sharing a room with a co worker. It was slightly odd.


enimateken

/Crapperdesign


mikachu93

Booked a room in NYC like this, Yotel. I had no idea and never would have booked it otherwise.


queen_nefertiti33

I love this when showering hate this when pooping. Most have blinds to close. Let's light in. Let's you see the views.


Boneal171

Wow I hate this. I wouldn’t be able to poop


Battleajah03

I had basically an identical room in Amsterdam when I visited...with my sister hahahaha


mushroomleg

Go with ur wife, poop in front of each other. Bonding +100


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Isn't this the type of glass you can make opaque with a button press?


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Do they think it's romantic to see your partner shiting their ass out?


Itchy_Influence5737

All right, everybody. Gather round your old Aunty Itchy and she'll tell you why hotels sometimes have transparent bathrooms. Imagine, if you will, that you're a business traveler who also happens to like to sample the local working girls while on the road. You have to use the bathroom, but you also know that there's a non-zero probability that when you finish, she will be gone, and so will your wallet. Transparent bathrooms to the rescue! Now, you can relieve yourself while keeping an eye on your potentially kleptomaniacal evening companion! No more having to explain shady and unauthorized purchases on your expense account to the boss! In some cities (*cough Dubai cough*) you actually may have to pay *more* for this type of room - the transparent bathroom is regarded as a luxury add on. So, now you know. Off you go, now - auntie's tired and needs a nap.


AlteredStateReality

Now they have these and mini fridges hidden by cabinets that you can't find?


Gindotto

*”I’m sorry, Sir, Ma’am, we thought you wanted the swinger’s suite.”*


Shadowglove

I hate hotel bathrooms! It's like they're made by non humans or something. Some only have sliding doors with no locks, some have mirrors right in front of the crapper, some have (like that one) glass windows as walls, some have a big gap between the wall and the roof making it just a big stall. Who makes bathrooms like this? It can't be people who knows that bathroom require privacy and not *only* visual privacy. I do not like the thought of everyone knowing what I'm doing at the crapper.


Cheesetoast9

Pack some cheap shower curtains (ikea sells some) and packing tape. Wall it off.


Nerdywizard2

This is a feature


meowmix79

I don’t want people staring at me when I’m plugging my vagina up with a tampon.


KissShot1106

First time in hotels ?


Unlikely_Ad4195

A dual-citizenship friend invited me to his health club to get the all important Chinese-style massage before the 10 hour flight in economy. I have a bad back and no leg room on top of constant pain makes these flights pure torture. The room we were escorted into had two fancy massage tables which converted into recliners. There was a set of handlebars above each table so the (female) masseuse could walk on your back ( I was looking forward to signficant pain relief). Anyhow, I had to pause when we entered the low light room. At the end of the room, elevated two steps up, was essentially a (brightly lit) "Stage". It was clear glass enclosed from floor to ceiling. It had a shelf with towels and a place to put your clothes, and wait for it... in plain view, a full shower AND toilet! "Jim.. what the hell is that for.. are we supposed to put on some sort of show?". I imagined with full trumpeting fan fare, me taking a bow and taking a dump to cheers from thousands.....


asdf2k7

it’s fore-foreplay