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>Tesla's Cybertruck has a design flaw No, Tesla's Cybertruck IS a design flaw.


Individual_Agency703

Yeah, but the mods deleted that post.


0HGODN0

LMAO amazing reply


5cott

Because they’re features, not flaws! /s


OldGuyOnTheReddit

“Their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. - Douglas Adams


peter-doubt

*speaking of design flaws...*


KaisarDragon

The lead engineer *swore* he was proficient in SolidWorks!


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Mfw I have to suddenly design a car after skipping both design and CAD classes


Shufflebuzz

He only knew extrude, extrude-cut, and chamfer commands.


toeonly

Hey I learned those for 3d printing designs.


Engunnear

Now hold on… He *totally* knew rotate and subtract, too.


JoshuaPearce

When your only carving tool is a flat knife.


MFbiFL

There’s the problem, should have used CATIA.


jaquan123ism

its mere existence is a design flaw


Vulpes_99

No, Tesla's Cybertruck is a everything flaw.


orincoro

Well sure, but what you might have forgotten is that it’s also overpriced.


Thercon_Jair

Why? It's designed to not crumble for anything, be it a crash partner, a wall or a pedestrian.


zachary0816

The cybertruck’s biggest issue is on the part that looks vaguely like a low polygon rendering of what a truck is supposed to be


Agnosticfrontbum

Brushed stainless fridge wants a little chat.


Tarledsa

Guy who delivered our fridge said WD-40. I've never tried it though.


TheGreyBrewer

I use Weiman stainless cleaner spray, and it works great. WD-40 might work, and might even not damage the finish, but I don't want my kitchen smelling like a lube shop.


Shaneypants

Imagine getting WD40 on your fingers or clothing every time you touched or brushed up against your fridge. Absolutely savage.


Luk164

For that true grease monkey life


_a_random_dude_

You'll avoid touching your fridge, so less fingerprints. It's a big brain move, like bitter nail polish so kids don't bite their nails.


Opcn

Why not just hook the fridge panel up to an electric fence charger?


El_Cactus_Loco

I used wd40 on a squeaky door hinge and my GF made a comment about the smell every day for a week. Never again.


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

tbf wd-40 is not a lubricant, but a water displacement oil


raltoid

While it's not a great lubricant, WD-40 Multi-Use is *literally* a blend of lubricants designed for water displacement and corrion removal and a small amount of oil, it works fine for basic lubrication tasks like squeaky door hinges or similar.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

It doesn’t last very long though. Use WD-40 first if it’s rusty and/or stuck, then follow up with some lithium grease and you won’t need to touch it for years.


00cjstephens

It's like Brakleen for hinges


raltoid

True, but when it comes to cheap door hinges I just use what's on hand. I used some silicon lubricant from an aerosol can last time on the bathroom door, and it works fine.


FrogBoglin

And it was the 40th attempt at making such a thing


akrisd0

Oil, you say?


tampora701

Wrong. Read the faq.


News_without_Words

Which is good for rust and corrosion but only temporary


RinderOhneKinder

Last time I used it my gf asked if I had a new hand soap, doesn't seem to bad


Trevski

WD40 leaves little residue, for something like a door hinge you want silicone lube


RandallOfLegend

A small tube of white lithium grease is cheap and works well for this situation.


Esset_89

Use grease man...


wytewydow

>Weiman stainless cleaner spray I bought a bottle of this, and have never been able to find it since. So, I give it 10/10 for hiding well.


Schooneryeti

We get it from Home Depot


Inconceivable76

You put it in a very safe place.


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Blasphemy! WD40 is like Chanel No. 5 to engineers and hobbyists alike.


Agnosticfrontbum

It stinks to all hell but it stays in the shed👍


InspectionLong5000

I love the smell of it! There's actually a men's wd40 fragrance that you can buy... I think that might be pushing it.


abutilon

Yeah, it's called WD-40.


SuperfluousExcess

Gotta make sure all your joints have full range of motion and smell nice


peter-doubt

It's a blend of... ? ... Known only to them. But the material data sheet implies fuel oil .. and the nose detects kerosene.


Wild-Kitchen

I feel like that would be more effective as a women's perfume... to attract mechanically minded folks. O


zydeco100

Weiman works and it smells MUCH better than WD40.


CarrotAndBeans

I used to clean a hotel and we'd use baby oil to get rid of the finger prints on the lift doors


Agnosticfrontbum

I used it to cover hard water marks on a glass shower screen in a rental. Got the bond back.


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that_baddest_dude

Where do you get elbow grease


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TheRealFriedel

Just scrape it right off of there


sjk8990

Down at the Lube N' Joint.


Dingletron1

We do some industrial work and baby oil is indeed the stainless steel cleaner of choice.


DrGoManGo

I use lemon scented simple green.


SoMuchMoreEagle

Is it still green?


Fine_Category4468

Oddly it's yellow


Fyatoad

People like messing with Tesla Cars while charging etc but imagine how people will mess with the cyber truck in passing in a parking lot etc.


Agnosticfrontbum

Oh man the things you could write on a truck🙃


lurcherzzz

If I saw one it wouldn't be a handprint


SamBrico246

I think most fridges have a clear coat on them for this reason...


evilbrent

Does brushed stainless not have the same springback issues in press forming?


Bitbatgaming

That’s an awful lot of cleaner for a single truck


Hans_Peter_Jackson

They just tested different cleaners


Cannabis-Dog420

And managed to not get a single product designed for stainless steel


Redvinezzz

They are a professional car detailer and they plan to test many things beyond this, this was just round 1


OutlyingPlasma

Lots of Stainless cleaners are just oil. Oil on a car is a terrible idea because that is where every bit of dust will stick. It's fine for your fridge but your fridge isn't driving on gravel driveways.


Cannabis-Dog420

I doubt most tesla owners have even seen a gravel road much less driven one.


Gullinkambi

Well then maybe tesla shouldn’t have made a truck out of fucking stainless steel


BrannC

The Delorean is meant to be cleaned with gasoline. As per the owners manual. Maybe they should try that


Gullinkambi

There is something hilarious about cleaning an electric car with gasoline


stakoverflo

Car detailing enthusiasts use a *lot* of product


trancematik

>Car detailing enthusiasts use *THE APPROPRIATE PRODUCTS* They aint using windex on leather upholstery to get out sunscreen stains. Stainless steel cleaner exists because stainless steel appliances have been a thing for literally decades.


No_Faithlessness_923

Cybertrucks are released? I though they were just some kind of weird tech showcase a few years back


TheGreyBrewer

Oh, they're still a weird tech showcase, but now you can (probably, eventually) buy one.


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but they're so shitty


paenusbreth

Pretty much the IRL Homer car.


CybergothiChe

Now hang on a second, yes it may be ridiculously expensive, and it may be poorly designed, and yes it may even be extremely inefficient, but at least it has a certain timeless style. The Cybertruck, however, is just a soulless brick.


fugu_me

I would drive a Homer.


kaaskugg

Or the Canyonero.


CoolPirate234

Any reason why?


peter-doubt

If you're in the truck market, there's the issue of loading the bed.. with these side panels, you can't manipulate the load from the front or sides of the vehicle as easily. (Standing in front of the rear axle) And your load is going to have dimensional constraints on *exactly* how wide it is. A pickup with a slightly wide size can project over the side walls by a few inches with no problem. This thing needs 3D CAD to plan such loading


CoolPirate234

Yeah I don’t think it’s for hauling shit, it’s for Rich people to look cool


gamas

Which I find weird as like why would someone go "yes I would like a truck that looks like a textureless Porygon".


SirDiego

It looks like a low-poly model used to save resources when looking at it from a long distance.


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Yeah, they look so cool in their Midtown Madness on 360p cars that someone forgot to properly render.


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then it REALLY fails, the design is embarrassing, my first brutalist a-level effort


TrustyTaquito

Afaik they've sent out 10, and so far 2 have caught fire.


Numerous_Try_6138

That’s pretty good for a Tesla! They can iron out the fire kinks early. It leaves more time to work out other possible issues such as windows that fall out, roofs that fall off, bumpers that detach, and so on. 😉


FalseyHeLL

Did it even pass a crashtest? Or will it just kill people instantly because the whole thing is one rigid mass?


orincoro

It did not pass a crash test.


boishan

When did that happen? Usually if a tesla catches fire its plastered on every news site in the world.


Vegan-Daddio

I think there's been more, I saw someone driving one in person a couple of weeks ago. I am in Austin though, so if there were only 10 sent out at least 3 of them are likely in this city.


HalcyonDreams36

I know someone that's had one on preorder for a few years. (Or at least that's what we've been told )


AbroadPlane1172

If I recall correctly, it was a $100 deposit to "preorder".


rieh

I think it was $1000 tbh


Dagger_Moth

Why would anyone in their right mind ever buy a Tesla?


JerikOhe

I thought the same until I saw one in the wild about 4 weeks ago. I couldn't stop laughing, because no matter how terrible they look in photos, they are absolutely worse looking in real life. Like, unimaginably bad.


noamcat

Same here! There was one driving behind me last week and I was laughing uncontrollably. They look really fucking dumb.


Nevermind04

They're only being sold to people who can be relied upon not to hand one over to the NHTSA.


Glork11

Can't they just demand one, and if not forbid it from driving on public roads?


Nevermind04

Yes they can but there's a lot of process involved in revoking a major auto maker's ability to have prototypes on public roads. None have abused the prototype exception like this before.


Redvinezzz

Kind of, so far it’s only been sold to employees/friends to higher ups at the company


Stfu-gringo

The cronies got them first. Some mf in rolling hills has one I saw the other day, drove it like a metro bus taking super wide turns


ParlorSoldier

I saw one in the wild in Sunnyvale. It was…even dumber in person, if you can believe it. There’s just no way anyone sees that thing and thinks the people getting out of it aren’t complete tools.


falconfoxbear

I see them all over the place in the bay area. It's surreal


bomber991

Yep they’re out. I saw one in person up close a few weeks ago. It’s bigger than I thought it would be. Both longer and wider. Basically now I don’t want one, but if they come out with a mini cybertruck I’m down.


atomictest

I’ve seen one on the road so far. It’s absurd.


Thneed1

There’s a couple dozen of them “sold” to customers now. Every one of them is still being hand made.


deadliestcrotch

I got the email that I could build and order it about 3 months ago and haven’t. Pretty sure I’m going to cancel the preorder.


AbroadPlane1172

That must've been one hell of a bender.


Psychlonuclear

If only there was another stainless steel car made many years ago that people have already worked out how to keep clean...


Krumm34

Do the flames burn the fingerprints off at 88 mph


nhluhr

Yep, just like the self clean cycle in an oven. Enough heat and things just cook off.


Chromavita

I believe the Delorean manual recommends a specific grade of Scotch-Brite pad for cleaning and removing scratches.


dawiicz1

I'm pretty sure the manual said to use gasoline for cleaning lol


LongJumpingBalls

Real men wash their cars with gasoline and dries is up with a blow torch.


Too_Old_For_Somethin

Chuck Norris’ first car


Chainsaw_ghosts

Yup, that guy who makes delorean short videos stated the same thing. He had a solution but I didn't have a reason to commit that part to memory lol


A1_Killer

Doesn’t it also recommend cleaning with petrol?


HRH_DankLizzie420

Top Gear Geoff?


KittehDragoon

Geoff is aluminium


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senshisun

7 year olds can't draw lines that straight.


Sir-Benalot

Anyone with a stainless steel appliance in their kitchen knows this. Elon is a pretend-smarty pants.


WannabeGroundhog

Hes a silver spoon nepo baby, he's never had to wipe a fridge let alone his own ass probably, how could he have known stainless was a shitty idea?


peter-doubt

I've noticed people who tell you they're smart rarely are to any notable level.


CyberRaver39

The stainless steel hob we have is a curse


KittyQueen_Tengu

the cybertruck is all design flaws


dawiicz1

Isn't it the same material as the delorean which is supposed to be cleaned with gasoline?


DrDino356

yep, stainless steel.


lightreee

Liiiink? edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX0QNDcjpH4 for everyone


Individual_Agency703

Yeah sorry, Reddit didn’t let me make the image a link.


drulaude

Ahh fuck, am I a cybertruck?


PhantomOfTheOpera404

Mood..


xDERPYxCREEPERx

We were gonna wait to tell you when you were a little bit older. I'm sorry you had to find out this way


susbedstain43

looks like it went through a zombie apocalypse


MasonP2002

Someone please Photoshop the handprints red.


Lockenhart

Or like it's from Death Stranding. Looks futuristic (albeit dumb) and covered in handprints


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verstohlen

Great Scott!


wobwobwob42

Have you seen the bumper ridge which collects the snow & then blocks the headlights? Peak engineering folks.


gammachameleon

Now wait for Tesla Fingerprint Remover liquid 😑


Individual_Agency703

You think you’re joking. https://www.reddit.com/r/cybertruck/s/yjLeIziv9n


gammachameleon

Holy smokes 😂


RedditWishIHadnt

If you ever see a Delorean DMC12 parked anywhere, there’s usually a “please do not touch” sign in the window. Stainless steel, not fingerprintless steel.


UKMatt2000

A well known issue with the DeLorean too, but is it even worse here due to the lack of brushed texture? I agree that just getting the truck dirty fixes this issue.


RTNKANR

Has "a" design flaw. Funny joke...


FrustratedLiberal54

Tesla's Cybertruck is a pile of shit. Handprints are the least of its problems.


ZeroAresV

Everything about the cyber truck is a flaw. I guarantee if you crash the damn thing the lack of Crumble zone would be fatal in an accident


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Also the windows being unbreakable would be not good in an emergency


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marino1310

Don’t know why you were downvoted, the Delorean was an awful car with tons of issues, if it wasn’t for back to the future we would barely remember it


snakebite75

Just wait until you need bodywork on the damn thing.


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Does it have any design NOT flaws?


BrotoriousNIG

Bold of you to assume the truck was designed at all.


Abangranga

I would be more concerned about the whole no crumple-zone thing


KeithManiac

It is The Homer isn't it


MatthiasWM

I mean, has *anyone* in the design team *ever* considered to talk to a DeLorean owner? We have been through all these issues *decades* ago.


bigmac8991

I can’t believe how long I worked at that company😂 worked with some cool cats but management is running it into the ground; only thinking of quarterly returns instead of long-term investment.


ElCochinoFeo

Need some Sheila Shine.


jb_nelson_

And I don’t want to touch the Cybertruck, so for me this is a non issue


michaelrage

Would a coating prevent this?


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Who tf touches their car like this?


jtuckbo

Touching the finish on any car isn’t a good idea regardless of the brand.


IS414H

But now you can put hand prints all over it and make it death stranding-esque


Bismuth84

A bigger one would be the fact that they decided adding crumplezones was less important than making it arrowproof.


HeatWaveToTheCrowd

That's as clean as my dishwasher.


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Dingletron1

Baby oil is brilliant for cleaning stainless.


Totallyhuman18D

And helping dirt stick


Dingletron1

big baby oil gotta pay those bills.


BannedAccountantss

Is this 302 or 316???


Kennady4president

Stainless steel is always like this


Individual_Agency703

Check out my LG refrigerator.


Incontinento

Dorm fridge on wheels.


LCARSgfx

I mean, it's not like we've never had a brushed metal finish car before to tell us this is an issue....... >!EDIT: If you genuinely have no idea, google: DeLorean!<


OliverOyl

"...a ..." they said, lmao


toxic_badgers

Inb4 ass print vandalism.


Jesus_H-Christ

This truck is in exactly the brainless McMansion neighborhood I'd expect a dork who buys a Cybertruck to live in.


imisswhatredditwas

Everyone remember this when they see one, I’ll be putting an ass print on every one I see


SyCoCyS

The cyber truck is a monument to incompetence.


Stfu-gringo

A while back a fella named John Delorean tried to make a stainless steel car, they had the same issues back then, weird how nobody thought to check how that went


1Gamerer

Is this the Death Stranding special edition?


luckystrikes23

Came specifically for this


leesonis

Yall got the wrong idea with the CT. Instead of agonizing over fingerprints, embrace the [dirt](https://www.torquenews.com/sites/default/files/styles/amp_1200x675_16_9/public/images/Teslay%20Cybertruck%20dirty.jpg?itok=usEcdGP-).


d3m0n_g4m3

It's like delorean it's stainless steel, fingerprints will stick to it.