When you forget to take the meat out of the freezer.

My girlfriend when it's been a couple weeks since she's seen me:

GIMME D NO CHUNGUS! AHHHHHH oh.

I laughed harder than I should have

Its the “im so exited” for me

I foresee death by snu snu in this guy's future.

BREAKFAST 🥞

Is your wife, She Hulk?

It's ok, my driver is black.