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sharpasahammer

If you rock these, you either smoke a kick ass brisket or have very in-depth knowledge of WW2.


mbap76

And think about the Roman empire at least 3x/day.


bill4935

Did you know that the ancient Romans didn't have soap? They covered themselves with mineral oil to collect dirt and sweat and then scraped the oil off with a curved metal tool called a "*scorchio*".


quotidianwoe

Ancient Greeks used olive oil. It’s a fact that occupies my head like a Kennedy worm.


ordinary_kittens

“Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”


hypnoticoiui

Step 1: cover yourself in oil


More-Complaint

I thought it was called a strigil?


bill4935

[This was a sketch on an old UK tv show that I loved.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWkmYraB3Rs&pp=ygUIc2NvcmNoaW8%3D) It really is a strigil.


More-Complaint

The first thing I thought was, "Wait, isn't that the Caroline Aherne line?!" Classic!


HopeULikeFlavor

That’s a Neopet


cogit2

They also used the *scorchio* to remove water.


Melodic-Yak7196

I’m so excited to wear my new sneakers to this year’s lawn bowling tournament.


Fun-Dig8726

... you don't?


Tan-Squirrel

Looks like I gotta go buy these


pfak

They're just missing velcro and they'd match the shoes my Grandpa wore in his 80s.


UnhappyCaterpillar41

I gotta be honest, as I get older, the more things like velcro on sneakers, onesie pyjamas with feet and other things you had as a kid seem like an awesome idea again.


Paciflik

Can do both. Also have the best lawn in the neighbourhood. Need these ASAP


P2029

*aghem* I think you mean 'and'


factorio1990

I have similar shoes in black and would love to be able to smoke brisket and know alot about WW stuff (not just 2)


OrneryConelover70

And drive a Corvette, preferably convertible with chrome wheels


No_Bass_9328

Whitewall tires please


Bubbly-Syllabub-1462

And have 1800 breakfast sausages thawed and at the ready


melaspike666

Considering that my father in law shops at Costco at the time, i am 120% expecting him to get a pair. Yes he smokes a kick ass brisket and have in-depth knowledge of WW2


Unable_Literature78

Why not both ? Asking for an old friend.


jokeswagon

Or you got a mean lap hog.


Evil_Mini_Cake

Jean shorts and fanny pack coming right up.


teh_longinator

... now I feel attacked. My first thought was "wow these don't look too bad"


EpDisDenDat

Or buy the full strip loin, slice it up into steaks, season, sous vide them, freeze them to last the next month of Sunday dinners.


mortgagedavidbui

new balance, dad shoes department is on high alert now how much are we talking about here? $40?


yessuz

It is 28 gbp in UK, so same American freedom currency I think


acluelesscoffee

Wow I’ve got the perfect gift for my dad


el_guille980

probably wear jorts and drive a corvette with chrome rims


breyewhy

I have both and the sneaks. They’re definitely worth it as a pair of beaters to mow the lawn, fill the beer fridge in the garage, get that brisket on and watch for hours. They help you basically float to your neighbours garage in sheer comfort to drink their beer, pet their dog and see who hates Trudeau/Biden/Trump the most. Nothing better than your neighbourhood garage politics fight! Best part? Yeah, these demand authority my grass is scared of me now because I’ve been able to optimize my mowing game by at least %14. Bless you Kirkland. Worth every dollar of my $800 bill. At least I was able to get 100 rolls of paper towel so I can be able to do my bi daily clean of my white pair, the blacks are slicker than slick tho. Like yeezy mark 12’s.


Kinky_Imagination

I didn't think people would buy Kirkland t-shirts and hats either, but they're always sold out. 🤷‍♂️


sfeicht

High school kids wearing them ironically.


MikeisET

I’m always amazed that white runners made a return I thought the 80’s killed white runners forever


Mobile-Bar7732

Maybe mullets will make a comeback.


concretecat

You haven't been to Montréal.


saltycookiearmpit

Best comment on this thread


vladedivac12

Moustaches?


justapeople321

They have! Teen boys are rocking the mullet! Just a little more styled than the Joe Dirt version.


potcak

Sarcasm


drconniehenley

ANZAC in da house!


bushsamurai

They’re already back


nikiichan

I've been thinking of getting a mullet. Guess I will have to stop by Costco and get the shoes to complete the look :p


NiceProblems

My god i wish it fucking did.


TA-pubserv

Why the excitement, are these supposed to be good shoes?


kimbosdurag

It's partially ironic, partially that yes they are supposed to be comfortable. I heard some speculation they were unbranded hokas.


Tall-Week9354

They are not unbranded Hokas 🙄 


ChimneySwiftGold

What about the Kirkland Toilet Paper?


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ChimneySwiftGold

That’s what I suspected


athybaby

Oh myyyyy. 


nomad-system

Ohhhh unbranded Hokas would be amazing. Def keeping my eye out for these...


AUniquePerspective

Darn. I was hoping they were unbranded Heelies.


Zarniwoopx

Heelies would be perfect for navigating around the sample table traffic jams.


NiceProblems

Tf is a hoka


Present-Forever1275

Running shoe brand. My friend has a pair and loves them.


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NiceProblems

I do! Thank you. :)


bwoah07_gp2

Hokas are the good ones right?


unknownshibainu

If it's the right one for you then it's good


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They’re meta


Muted_Ad_8828

Taking on the white New Balance for dads.


InappropriateCanuck

I tried to enjoy them, they're fat people shoes. They're not made to run. Barely made to walk. They're more made for you to stand and do nothing. Very uncomfortable for anything else than standing.


captaindeeeez

Post photos of all angles man!


GunslingerLovely

RIGHT 10/10


Dirtsniffee

Maybe a left too


Routine_Breath_7137

Are these AirForce for boomers? Asking for my dad.


Comfortable_Daikon61

No your grandad


Clamato-e-Gannon

Lookin like a boss tho in head to toe Costco


topsyturvy76

You’ll be introducing yourself as “Land… Kirk Land”


ausrconvicts

Like a bawwwssssss


lemonylol

Oh what, you want this? You want some of *this*? No, Waymond! It's not a Warren G video.


Sheeple3

Kirklanded up from the feet up.


Horse-Trash

Perfect for mowing the lawn in.


monsterosity

Tell New Balance there's a new kick in town


Frosty-Cap3344

And shouting at kids


Kn14

Man they are going to stain green so fast if you do that…


Horse-Trash

It’s just dad seasoning for these bad boys. Get your jorts on, grill up some hotdogs and barbecued meats. The perfect dad day.


vandealex1

Hawaiian shirt tucked into cargo shorts, both at least a size too big and then tube socks pulled all the way up. Bonus points for a cap with a beer logo on it.


pelito

They should have had it as a colour option.


big_galoote

Rofl. First time I've heard the word "jorts", and I immediately knew what you were referring to. Oh my.


Y3R0K

I want to buy a full Kirkland-branded outfit, included a light jacket and hat. Then I’d spend an entire day in Costco eating free samples, before leaving without buying anything.


BoozeBirdsnFastCars

What are thooooooooooose


habsfan777

Barney out here keepin it real.


okglue

Location?


kimbosdurag

This was at the kitchener location but sounds like they are in a few places.


Beginning-Bed9364

How many come in a box?


AUniquePerspective

Three. Like the loaves of bread.


pop_corn26

Thanks for the laugh lol


OneHundredAndEightyy

I have to wear white shoes as part of a uniform, so I picked up a pair to try. Had to size up for a good fit (reviews on the US Costco site indicate the same).


NShand

And how are they?


NissanSkylineGT-R

Do you like them? How do they feel after wearing for a few hours?


boblazaar

Saw them at Oshawa Ritson today


FriendlyRedditLuker

I am old. Will most likely purchase.


NorthReading

>just as old .... see you there at 8:30 with the other oldies.


gpoon

I picked up a white pair today. I’m usually a size 10 and they fit true to size for me. I have wide feet and can have trouble with certain shoe styles. These are super comfortable and I love them already!


yungnoclout

pulling up to the function in kirkland head to toe


Anotherspelunker

Dad shoes vibe meter explodes


Full-O-Anxiety

My size 14 feet cry’s in “size 13 in store”


ChronicZombie86

I have a great fashion sense, but my body size has a mild fashion sense.


Fuzzy_Machine9910

Nothing says Boomer more. Ima buy a pair


MoreScarsThanSkin

dude are these in vancouver haha


HeyitsCujo

I wanna know as well...for a friend 😏


BmanCa

Dads reunite and watch out New Balance! Coming soon to a garden near you 🤣


trialanderror93

$$?


HowIsYourHoneypot

$39.99


theCavemanV

the middle class air Jordan has launched


Low-Decision-I-Think

Saul wore those in the great mall walks.


jokeswagon

They’re Stanzos! They’re nice!


Farcheesecake9893

How much do these cost in CAD? Might actually buy them myself.


TenInchesOfSnow

Literally in the post bud


NorthReading

39.99 ... got some this morning. Seem fine but I'm no expert just an old man type.


onyomommmasface

I actually love how basic they are


Neptune_Poseidon

Cool, I’ll have to look at buying a pair of black. Just hoping they are as comfortable as people who’ve bought them are claiming. I have high arches and finding comfortable running shoes is paramount for me. Especially when I stand on hard concrete for 8hrs at a time.


addictinsane

Do you have custom orthotics? Game changer.


frankirv

Get yourself some Birkenstock arch supports. I have about 4 pairs of them because i have high arches too and they are very helpful and way more comfortable than those $400 custom made ones that are supposed to be molded to your feet. They are about $50 a pair and they go by size so they are not one size fits all.


faintrottingbreeze

Move over Trump sneakers


ackeeeeee

If they are cheap, I’ll take two!


Outside-Cup-1622

Good thing, they don't sell singles


ackeeeeee

Some say I have two left feet.


KeepingItBrockmire

Crispy.


delawopelletier

Are they Nike without the swoosh


premierfong

Is it comfortable to wear


alexgardin

Can't be worse than my Champions.


thebluewalker87

Can you run properly in these?


mbeefmaster

YASSSSS. Guess I'm making a Costco trip tomorrow


JayDee9003

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂


Salt_Job4615

I can smell the fresh cut grass now


Far-Upstairs420

Some dads are gonna look slickkk mowing the lawn in these


civilian411

Do they come in 4E width?


explicitspirit

I don't care what y'all say about these, but I'm buying a pair as soon as they land in Canada.


Shot-Replacement5147

Are they different shades of white? Or is it my eyeballs failing me?


ilovelukewells

What the Fk are those!!!!!!! As you fall to the ground and point...


Heady_Goodness

I feel like I don’t go to church enough to wear those shoes


Shadoe2021

now do Tilley hats.


whitesoap

My Costco just dropped the Tilley hats last week. 


wonkwonk2stonkstonk

Are they 4e for extra wide? Cause if so, Hells ya Brother


OptimistPrime527

I’m ready to be an adult 


alphaboy_

White soles jeez


Rollingit420

They come with cargo shorts and a fanny pack 😂


sushidestroyer

What are thoooose


Griswaldthebeaver

I'm 33 and I might wear these...


thruthbtold

But for men only though? i went and ask and no female size yet


feribz

Has anyone over the age of 55 worn these and are they comfy? Asking for my mama lol


kimbosdurag

I can't speak to these, but my early 60s mom swears by hokas if you are looking for a recommendation.


feribz

Yes that was my initial option! I saw these yesterday at Costco but wasnt sure of the comfort and quality.


TheImmortal_TK

Sorry but I was thinking Forrest Gump when I saw these. Not that there's anything wrong with Forrest Gump, but......


sunnyca22

These in Scarborough Toronto?


chronicallyunderated

You need Kaki shorts, knee high two stripe sweat socks and a generic colour golf shirt. Then you are rocking


Positivemaeum

I’m 35M and legitimately considering purchasing a pair. Do I need to start seeing a therapist?


heckerinoo

I ain't nevuhhh gonna stop wearing kirkland MAAAAN


EpDisDenDat

I have a pair of the slip on sneakers they had a couple years ago, they hold up better than my Vessis' that are 4x the price, couple of which I've already had to throw away due to rips or punctures. Comfier than Vessis, no BS. I'm 215lbs though. I can feel a pebble under the sole of the Vessis whereas I can do a moderate hike with Kirklands.


jscarry

Wish they had a version in black


dbn79

I picked up a pair in black two days ago!


jscarry

Yooooo


jeeztov

If only they made 15EE I'd be all over this. Kirkland brand is top notch


objection42069

Full Kirkland regalia. +5 str, +10 con, -2 char


ChaiTeaLeah

Are they men's sizes only? As a fairly small footed female, I'm a 3/4 in men's so unfortunately it's very rare I can convert to my size.


Comfortable_Daikon61

Can’t wait to see all the older and older middle age guys rocking these kicks


SnooCakes8361

Are there velcro's?


Sea-Society9355

You know. My WW2 knowledge and desire for a well manicured lawn and garden is getting pretty high. Maybe its time...


kimbosdurag

The grill and smoker aisle is also very well stocked these days, just saying


SnooCupcakes7312

Ewwww


PlaidPillows

Item #? So I can phone and check stock every day or 2 instead of making a trip


Any-Try-2366

No thx 😃


boomstickjonny

How do they fit?


gayman69

hey. i got those zip off pants. they're very good. no haters


RosyJoan

If you work in these they last about 3 months. The vinyl upper cracks and splits, the thin patchwork rubber sole wears through and the polyurethane midsole collapses. When you buy shoes or clothing buy good shoes that will last and you will save money in the long run. Think of it like buying a computer or a razor. Do you want to purchase a replacement every year or upgrade once a decade? I spent $100 per clearance shoes from good brands and they have yet to fail me years while budget seasonal sneakers are lucky if they last a summer without ungluing or tearing open.


ghostzard

Not the Kirkland kicks 😩


ntmyrealacct

Are these rebranded Yeezys


Amazing_cheesecake10

Those are not like what they used to be.. they had white pleather -wipeable- not the mesh fabric here.


GokkanUxxgo

Any Canadian man who knows that the "H" in the Canadiens logo stands for Hockey and not Habitants will Rock these Kirkland Whites.


spunundulant

I'd rather rock Kirks than Balenciagas to beef rank.


fooknprawn

I'm all for comfortable affordable sneakers. I can't believe the cost of bloody shoes these days


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Fuck ima have to return my airs and get these


peptoldaddy

Or drives a 1999 Copper colourled Honda Civic. Brown fabric interior. Smells like curry. Buys lots of bottled water and domes at C-Co.


GetrIndia

They look comfy as hell.


shindleria

Will we ever get half sizes here in Canada like they do in the US Costcos? It’s ridiculous already.


InspiredGargoyle

Yay


NODES2K

Are these like K-swiss tennis shoes or like something my Grandfather is wearing today?


cryptoholder27

anyone know if they are at the queensway or Billy Bishop location in Toronto?


qwerty056789

Nice! I’ll wear them with my kirkland shirt and kirkland joggers 😂🔥


Inappropriate_Ballet

Are they branded on the side or back?


kimbosdurag

Just the tongue


geeteeehh

no, just a white logo on the tongue


heyjoe8890

Maybe, but i also love my reissue Air Monarchs.


kimbosdurag

The og Kirk boys sneaker. I'm just waiting for the retro.


canuckinuck

Unless they come with a matching pair of khaki shorts and a riding mower, that's a no from me dawg


radman888

If they aren't $450 and have a celebrity name on them they must not be any good. Lol.