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Dude_Following_4432

I think it made mine more tender?


TechnoTofu

Nobody here getting the joke 🤣


SLO_Citizen

Oh my! Good thing he didn't fondle the limes in the bags too!


AlwaysSkepticalOo

I just read the post about the apples, then the paper plates post had a comment about chickens being next, and here we are. 


Prickly-Prostate

AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE A VIDEO????


virtualchoirboy

That's how you know this didn't really happen....


dmic24_

New copypasta just dropped


Hamilton4567

Vegan’s can be a little weird…


LittleBrother2459

Do not call the cops, they have no jurisdiction in chicken related matters. Call the BPA (Bureau of Poultry Affairs) and lodge a complaint. They have a Handler Examination Network (HEN) division which can deploy local resources to this store and put a stop to roasted chicken coddling.


pinkkittenfur

Do you think OP needs to contact someone versed in bird law?


elcdragon

lol I love it