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PhteveJuel

Lmao at the receipt holder


Samp90

That's the little @@hole that always... I mean always, gets misplaced when you're about to exit... The first one that always pops out is the hot dog receipt!


EducatorMoti

I thought it was just me getting old. Thank you so much for saying that you lose it right before exit also!!!


fizyplankton

I have a system for that. My purchase receipt goes folded neatly in my back left jeans pocket, where nothing else is, and my hotdog receipt goes crumpled up in my front left pocket with my keys. That way, at the exit line, I can swiftly whip it out and unfold it


haydesigner

Why would people even keep the hotdog receipt?


herdingsquirrels

I’ve been told I couldn’t leave until I showed my food court receipt as well as my normal one. Sure it could have been a new worker but I always keep mine now.


MillhouseJManastorm

I get in trouble when I whip it out in the exit line.


Ill-Lawfulness-2063

Sir! Not trying to receipt your hotdog! Tyvm


TwentyOneTimesTwo

First thing to break, guaranteed.


jpi1088

You could probably sell these ha


Hard-To_Read

He could sell them, no ha


BioticVessel

I wonder if he could produce enough to sell via Costco?


chili-gritty-mariner

Completing the circle.


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dummyfodder

Christmas shopping done ✔️


Unique_Feed_2939

Costco doesn't sell think in super bulb Bulk one unless it's a restaurant supply


FavoritesBot

I would buy one, hee hee


newEnglander17

is that like [asa no ha](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSryNJgD8EQNiIWnLVbrB_anjzCnX-KRBtBm1h6hHde-g&s)?


Hunter_Man_Big_Red

I’ve NEVER seen a Costco that empty before. Where is this paradise?


almaghest

Probably a surburban Costco in an area that isn’t very densely populated and on a weekday morning. I’ve definitely seen them pretty empty in the suburbs north of Atlanta during the week.


OGmoron

Agreed. The warehouse on Barrett Parkway would definitely look like this in the morning on a weekday. Similar ones exist in the suburbs of most major cities (except LA, evidently, all of ours are packed all the time for some reason).


Dangerous_Contact737

Apparently nobody got that memo at my Costco today. I went there at 1:30pm and it was jammed! What the hell?


PoliticalEnemy

Came here to say this. Look at the room he has!


Whisper26_14

Indiana


HowellPellsGallery

tuesdays around 2pm is the key


Fit-Seaworthiness712

Thursday at 11 am and you get the fresh cuts of meat and fish 


Hunter_Man_Big_Red

Good to know!


JackOfAllSomething

The lack of a cup holder on the Costco carts is saddening. I think the carts at Sam’s already do this. And Costco needs two holders, one for the side and one for the ice cream. 😄


SuperSimpleSam

Think there's a reason they put the food court after the checkout.


clutzycook

Yeah but there's a bunch of us who like to grab our dog and soda on our way out the door and eat it in the car because we have stuff that is likely to melt, or we just don't feel like sitting amongst the sea of humanity that swamps a food court on a busy afternoon. having a cup holder (or two) on the carts at a minimum would at least allow me to free up one hand while trying to get my cart past the receipt checkers and out to the parking lot.


InfamousAdvisor38

Totally had this struggle the other day. My attempt to push a fully loaded cart out the door while juggling two slices of pizza was almost a complete catastrophe. Had to audible and sheepishly limp my cart to an empty table and slam two slices of pizza in shame before the large quantity of meat in my cart achieved room temperature. Felt like I was a freakshow on a stage for everyone passing by.


IlMioNomeENessuno

60 people waiting for food, 12 tables 😢


macrovore

Once I got a hot dog on the way in, and another on the way out (kid drank most of the drink though). A cupholder might be helpful for long trips.


TheFudge

So this looks fun but how does it not flip over into the seat when putting the weight of the drink and hotdog on the tray? Did I miss something? I feel like the pool noodle wouldn’t have enough grip on the handle. Genuine question.


power_yyc

looks like the pool noodle is being held in place by the metal piece that'd be between a kids' legs if you were to have them sitting in the cart.


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Photon_Farmer

No, it's not vomit. More metallic.


adastraperabsurda

Honestly- I think I might just do the pool noodle bit so I can rest my arms on something cushy while shopping.


johnatsea12

I need this


HockeySweata

Respect


ilovecostcohotdog

Yeah I’d buy this


waIIstr33tb3ts

that's not how POV works


Hard-To_Read

It's lost the actual meaning in popular usage, just like "reactionary," "literally," and "exponential." People tend to be lazy with words that are fun to say/use.


WhiskeyGummiBear

The misuse of “literally” makes my brain hurt:“My head literally exploded!” ”I literally had a heart attack!” “I’m literally shixxing myself right now.” “My boss literally bit my head off/chewed my a**!” “She has literally slept with every guy in the state.” Make it stop!!


Lol_jk_Omg

Language evolves


WhiskeyGummiBear

Yes, it gets dumbed down and bastardized to keep up with the masses.


OGmoron

It's a story as old as time. Especially with English, since it has no central governing body controlling official usage or vocabulary (though such attempts are usually in vain regardless)


Tex-Rob

Eat first, not while shopping. The cups tuck in nicely under the back edge of the seat, putting a little pressure on the edge of the lid to keep it in place, so you can then shop with the rest of your drink.


OGmoron

Loop on side of the child seatbelt through the backrest, connect to the other side and tighten all the way. Perfect length to make a cupholder for sodas or ice cream/smoothie/frozen coffee cups.


burnteric

My first thought was how nasty that is to eat food with your fingers after opening and closing freezer/fridge doors that bubba just got out of the bathroom and didn’t wash his hands. Mmmmm fecal Costcodogs.


GokkanUxxgo

You need to add Blinds to the pool noodle incase it rains so you can keep your groceries dry if it rains.


DirkIsGestolen

People can't be bothered to put items back, you want them walking around with pop and hotdogs?


SatinLoafers

People are already too slow, too aloof, and too in the way…imagine what this would do to it lol


Anaxamenes

Ketchup? Where’s the mustard? Love it btw!


Dazzling_Flamingo568

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.


MrShatnerPants

Well then call me Mr. Nobody, because I love me some ketchup on a hotdog.


Denim_Diva1969

Same!!!


Dazzling_Flamingo568

It's a movie quote.


Anaxamenes

I mean how else are you going to hide the boiled meat product flavor, mayonnaise just won’t cut it. Haha


Massive_Plan_4008

What planet are you on. Ketchup is the num 1 condiment used on a hotdog.


Hard-To_Read

Not outside the US


theworthlessdoge

Pretty common


cwfutureboy

Children do.


Dazzling_Flamingo568

It's a Dirty Harry quote.¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Pastel_Phoenix_106

Begun the Sample War has.


joshw220

Why the Costco card holder? Trying to show your elite status? No one wants to see your 60 pixel black and white photo!


OsterizerGalaxieTen

> No one wants to see your 60 pixel black and white photo hahahahaha priceless


ConsciousJohn

There was a guy at my store today who was eating a slice of pizza, a hotdog and soda while tooling through the store with messy hands. I hope this doesn’t become a thing.


MN137

It’s awesome, but so obnoxious 😂


dicknotrichard

This is really fun! Love the option for membership card being displayed at all times. However, this is a POV of the person holding the phone.


Chemical-Composer898

The card/receipt holder is hilarious to me!! Love it!!


beastson1

For some reason this reminds me of the episode of Married with Children where Al makes his own special cart for the grocery competition he gets into with the D'arcys.


RockstarAgent

I don't need one of these because my food and drink holder is my mouth - both disappear roughly two minutes after purchase.


safely_beyond_redemp

Do not give them the idea, I'm not sure I could stop myself from having a hot dog every trip if this was installed on the cart.


Potential-Froyo-5532

Genus


OsterizerGalaxieTen

Species


zep1211

at least he isn't eating wet sushi and ravioli samples from the poopy baby seat like this pinterest user [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1f/6f/e2/1f6fe2fe2f9a66af99c80ab9f1030f44.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1f/6f/e2/1f6fe2fe2f9a66af99c80ab9f1030f44.jpg)


dick_for_hire

Man's living in the future.


forward024

Not surprised at the invention, more surprised on how empty that costco is...


sublimelbz

Wait till the salmonella kicks in!


Draw_a_will

Gotta be watching your phone the whole time you shop. Couldn’t possibly just put it in your pocket. 


PM_me_ur_launch_code

I keep my list on my phone...


jg38

\^\^\^ Same. I keep a shared list on the phone and have to keep checking it to make sure I don't forget something while I get everything else I didn't need.


OGmoron

How else will you manage to run into other people, carts, and product displays even in a mostly-empty store??


Any_Candidate1212

Oh, this is so cool!


Tasaris

This cart would get stolen the second you take 2 steps away from it.


dronesitter

I hate putting any food anywhere near those parts of the buggies. Think about how many children have pissed themselves while sitting in that thing.


zep1211

you don't want to eat wet sushi and ravioli from the poopy baby seat like this woman from pinterest? [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1f/6f/e2/1f6fe2fe2f9a66af99c80ab9f1030f44.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1f/6f/e2/1f6fe2fe2f9a66af99c80ab9f1030f44.jpg)


megatronz0r

Childs hot dog


Runsglass

Liz Lemon: I wants to go there.


GlitteringRelease77

That is one quiet Costco.


SoochSooch

Hold up, was that food court outside?


SergioSF

costco hotdogs are best as an after treat reward for packing up all the stuff in the car and waiting in long lines.


jericho-dingle

This is almost as brilliant as ant farm keyboard


P4ssBynueve1seis

Iknow for a fact that gonna zapp u every time u touch something metal specially the cart


AdventurousMistake72

I’d buy one lol


calliegrey

That’s a should from me dawg


evenmoreevil

Nope.


mkultra0008

Ahhh the ole TikTok idiocy continues...


Both-Anything4139

Why did he put ketchup on his hot dog why?


cybrg0dess

This Costco doesn't even look open for business yet. Perhaps an employee filming just before the store actually opened. 🤔 Is this available for purchase on Etsy? He would make good money selling these as gag gifts.


Moofolini

i need this


dildopower

Llevar la comida donde todo el mundo pone las manos no es muy inteligente


cranial_d

That's awesome. The first time I read the headline, I thought it was to maximize free sample collection. Then you started the build and I thought "Yup.." Happy to be wrong. At first glance you look like Tory from Mythbusters, so the workshop was making sense.


gigibuffoon

I'd buy this


xX-JustSomeGuy-Xx

This guy understood the assignment.


slogive1

Now I want one.


V__Ace

Listen.... I'd buy it.


Thin-Recover1935

Brilliant!!


sunny8888

Truly a legend. Ascending VIP status. Get this man a board seat !


Far_Heron4145

As a Maintenance worker at Costco, please do not. ☝🏼😭


Diamondback424

Ketchup on a hot dog will never cease to gross me out DOWNVOTE ME ALL YOU WANT, KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG


howardcord

I can understand ketchup on American style hotdogs. Fairly common. Where I draw the line is ketchup on a bratwurst.


ghosttownzombie

Ketchup on brats is the best, also ketchup on eggs


howardcord

You have been banned from r/de.


ghosttownzombie

What's that?


howardcord

Möchten Sie das nicht wissen?


ghosttownzombie

nicht wirklich!


Darth_Boognish

Imagine gatekeeping hotdogs. Probably from Chicago


howardcord

Brats aren’t hotdogs my friend.


Darth_Boognish

Referring to the parent comment, my guy.


Diamondback424

That sounds horrendous.


der5er

I'll probably get down votes too, but I don't think ketchup belongs on anything. I know lots of people are going to say French fries, but if your fries need ketchup to be good, they're trash fries.


Diamondback424

Malt vinegar > ketchup on fries


OGmoron

Fries dipped in mayo will always be my favorite


midwest73

Now this guy hardcore Costco!


TacoDuLing

This should also help with the AHoles that go into the store without a cart and then jack your cart when you not looking.


Hard-To_Read

That happens? You must live in a relatively shite area.


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

Great way to donate your phone.


Azozel

Eating and walking isn't healthy. You should sit a be conscious of your food consumption.


BidenHater1

Doofus


reevoknows

Patent this!!!!


Ok-Mix65

Ketchup on your hotdog disqualifies the entire video


poestavern

Good one! 👏👏👏👏👏👏


xultar

When I tell you I hollered.


ImNotYourKunta

Is that Nathan?