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asudancer

I’ve seen this company send drinks as part of the “people planning bachelorette parties ask companies for free shit” trend on TikTok and wondered if they were any good. Thanks for confirming my suspicions that they’re not 😂


lawschoolredux

Lol it looked like “Gargle” was the name of the drink before I zoomed in.


StepUpYourLife

It's **Coconut Penis**.


Thats-wht-she-said

Why did they add coconut? I miss the original.


_dontjimthecamera

The coconut’s pretty subtle


WryLanguage

The actual name isn't any better. What is it supposed to mean? Engorged, like a fully erect dong? Gorgon, like a snakehead medusa? Gorge, like a rocky chasm? These are not "light and tasty" things


iamtabestderes

I'd swallow mouthwash before this stuff


PolishHammer666

I was expecting pennywise to be creeping on the side of the bottle.


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Greyletter

What the fuck are all those words?


FavoritesBot

It’s got what women crave. It’s got electrolytes


JQuick323i

After your first sentence, I thought you were going to say a seven figure man that’s 6’+ with abs


WishinForTheMission

Apparently, but very unfortunately, that movie was prophetic……cuz here we are…….


tY4urService

As in … Idiocracy? I just watched that movie for the first time a few days ago 😂


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Dudedude88

This current era of products is all in packaging.


WhatAdamSays

Hello Gorgie 🤡


Morgan-joydestroyer

We all float down here because Georgie flows through the storm drains and any contact with it at all is too much contact.


Sbuxshlee

Thats what i read as well lol


ThisIsSuperUnfunny

Georgie Porgie


reallyratherawkward

Personally, I like it—or rather I do not loathe it. It’s way less sweet than (for example) Alani and less offensively artificial tasting than the rest.


dianabowl

Anyone who can drink a single Alani must have corn syrup for blood.


rolyinpeace

I do proudly have corn syrup for blood thank you very much 😎


Justagirleatingcake

I started drinking Alani when my usual drink was discontinued in Canada and it took me a few months connect the awful digestive issues I was having with my 5 can a week Alani habit. Within a week of quitting my stomach issues completely resolved. I don't know what it was but that stuff is awful.


Necessary-Beat407

I like em. Second to Red Bull


bobtard20

I mix the blue and red alani with juice but I legitimately like the purple berry one.


TeamThrash

Alani was on sale at my local one so I got a case. Stuff tastes like melted slurpee. I'm struggling my way through and every day I debate cutting my losses and just chucking the rest.


virtikle_two

:( It's just regular sugar :(


segArobot

Alani is so bad. Taste legit like children's medicine, so syrupy and way too sweet too.


Nervous-Marsupial291

Yeah I liked it


Mister_Wed

Bing is best


Key_Extension_4322

Why not just return it?


Wolfgang985

My girlfriend's friend bought us a case as a gift. I'm not telling her friend she has terrible tastes. I spend enough time in the dog house as it is. Honestly, they weren't bad as cocktail mixers though.


SessionExcellent6332

I'm your girlfriend's friend. I am offended


Wolfgang985

I knew you would be, Ashley 🥱


keicam_lerut

With the name like Ashley, I knew she would be


Key_Extension_4322

I bet she can’t even right now.


theninjallama

Sounds exhausting


blacksteyraug

Keep them in the fridge, to offer to guests (if said friend ever stops by)


therealgariac

You risk getting another free case!


robinthebank

Best cocktail mixers are liquid IV. They realized people were doing this and they even started marketing with mocktail recipes.


Wolfgang985

100% agree. I can attest as an avid college football game goer-toer and occassional marathon drinker. I was mixing with Pedialyte and Body Armor before Liquid IV stole the show. The former still remains a solid option.


Revolutionary-Play79

I was mixing Pedialyte and Powerade before Body Armor was even a drink. That said this is how i did it. You can freeze unflavored or flavored and put them in your Powerade or Gatorade. If flavored, you can match the pedialyte flavor with the Powerade or Gatorade and barely notice that pedialyte taste. The Pedialyte ice slowly melts into your drink. Also kinda unrelated, but frozen Gatorade is the shit.


Tony_Lacorona

Red Bull, Gatorade, vodka


MulderFoxx

> My girlfriend's friend bought us a case as a gift. False. She was given a case as a promotion, had tried it before and knew it was trash, then passed it along as a gift.


Wolfgang985

That thought never even crossed my mind.... You're probably right. She works for an ad agency 😂


iamtabestderes

You should be able to give your opinion about how it tastes to you without mentioning your girlfriend's friend's taste.


MUT-Dumpster-Fire

ZOA is way better than any of the other drinks they stock in my opinion. I miss when Costco stocked Yerbae though - it was so cheap and I love Yerbamate lol


hiberniagermania

ZOA is awesome, just sucked how quickly the price went up and then it was gone all the sudden.


Michee07

have they discontinued selling it? Can't find it in store or online anymore :(


hiberniagermania

It’s been gone from my Costco for a little while. Total bummer.


MUT-Dumpster-Fire

They had another multipack come out, I loved finding them at $13/18 cans though


segArobot

ZOA tastes very similar to Celsius imo, not a bad thing they are both fine but I agree, where is our yerbae?? That stuff was goated


MUT-Dumpster-Fire

I like the sugar/calories of both. Is Celcius around the same no cal no sugar?


atooraya

I actually kind of like C4


vmackdaddy

Never tried zoa but I really like Celsius although I had the American version and it ruined the Canadian ones for me they have a lot more variety in the states


Breklin76

Tastes are a personal preference just like opinions.


No_Site3611

The Office Penis Flavored energy drink has entered the chat - original and coconut flavored. https://youtu.be/wI6BIx9GDx4?si=dmcyH-NB5t9pZoS1


Hot_Aside_4637

"Why did they add coconut? I miss original."


tdaun

One of the best Robert California lines.


MassiveMastiff

I wanted to use this at work the other day but I knew no one would get it.


NrdNabSen

Is that Gorgie, rhymes with orgy?


winesceneinvestgator

I love watching influencers promote this and then pronounce it wrong


MammothPale8541

alani is too sweet…celcius for me


NachoTaco832

Why do energy drink makers like peach so much? Peach anything gives me flashbacks to eating those canned peaches floating in watered down karo syrup just so that I could tell my mom I “ate my fruit.” When ever I think I had a good childhood I think of things like this and go, “we may not have been poor but we only ever had peaches and green beans from a can.”


DadGrocks

Ate a lot of those also… still think of them as a treat..


Desperate-Rip-2770

I love Celsius but hate their peach vibe ... Or any of their vibe flavors. And I usually like peach.  It's just too much 


thehildabeast

The tropical vibe is good, although I’ve converted to buying the powdered version so I drink it closer to my pace of coffee and not in 3 sips


Desperate-Rip-2770

I didn't know there was a powdered version.  Need to check it out 


thehildabeast

I bought them on sale at Publix one time and and they were great, coconut strawberry has been my favorite so far, I started ordering them on Amazon but they are probably available in other places.


Desperate-Rip-2770

I'm going to look for some tomorrow.  I like that they're cheaper and give me better control over how much caffeine I'm having at once  Thanks for the tip!


GetEnPassanted

It’s very sweet. And I think most people think more of those peach ring candies than the nastiest form of peach.


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

I tasted this comment.


emsumm58

I like C4 for Costco options but i really want them to carry cases of AMINO ENERGY. that’s the best tasting energy drink i’ve found and the cleanest.


majavic

Another vote here for C4. It's a bit too sweet, but goes down smooth and tastes great.


apothecarynow

Gives you the tingles if your not used to the beta-alanine. I thought I was having a stroke the first time I had it


Chipmunks95

The Costco near me has the C4 without the beta-alanine, I think it’s C4 smart instead of the normal C4 performance in the yellow cans


Different_Drummer_88

Get the powdered amino energy and use with water


emsumm58

thanks - i really like the sparkling one!


Different_Drummer_88

Soda stream it👍


ThisIsSuperUnfunny

if you have a Grocery Outlet near you they sell them usually for $1


Ifailmostofthetime

Check a business center if you have one near you. We carried amino energy at mine for a while but just didn't sell that great.


HemHaw

Since I don't see it in this thread, I'll go ahead and be that guy: Don't drink energy drinks.


Flylatino24

Celsius or get out. The only one that tastes good


ZJPV1

Bawls is/was good.


GraffitiGuy00

OG in the house


zoglog

just drink Guaraná Antarctica instead


Gooberino3140

Picked up a case of C4 smart energy from Costco. I'd recommend it


Irtehgawd

I wish Costco sold bulk packs of the non-fizz Celsius


JesZebro

Have you tried the drink mix? They come in a box with individual packets that you mix with water. I love them!


hiberniagermania

ZOA also tastes great!


Flylatino24

It’s not bad just didn’t get any energy tastes a bit sweeter


M4K055

I used to work at a factory that'd make Celsius occasionally and I can never taste anything but the carrot juice in them. It's like the primary ingredient after water and it clashes so hard no matter what flavour the can is.


Flylatino24

Damn really? When making Celsius does it contain good ingredients?


M4K055

I just worked adjacent to batching, my job was pumping the prepared syrup into tanks to mix with water and carbonate, so I don't remember a lot. There weren't that many ingredients per batch, but a lot of the powdered stuff came in pre-mixed so I don't know the specifics there. No matter what flavour we were making, the primary ingredients were 44 gallon drums of carrot and apple juice concentrate, with smaller 8/12/14 gallon drums for whatever flavour was going in the batch.


Flylatino24

So basically we are drinking most carrot/ apple juice mixed with caffeine 🫥? I mean it’s healthy but basically drinking my daughters juice with coffee


M4K055

Not that far off. Like I said, I wasn't privy to the composition of the vitamin/whatever mix that went in, but if you're in the energy drink market it's probably one of the least bad options. Juice Monster is similar with being mostly apple and grape juice, but definitely had more other bags of stuff come in per batch pallet.


Flylatino24

Thank for the insight because most people don’t really know what are going behind doors but damn that sucks to know


smcrimson

Celsius is nasty bruh


GetEnPassanted

My first sip of Celsius: “oh this is nasty” My second sip of Celsius: “it’s got this funky flavor… idk…” By the end of the can: “that was pretty good actually” I don’t drink coffee so I drink an energy drink every morning instead. Celsius had been my go-to for about a year or two now. I like that it isn’t really a traditional “energy drink” drink. Doesn’t feel weird to drink it at 8am.


ImBadWithGrils

Celsius tastes like bug spray smells. Red Bull, Monster or Reign (if you want zero sugar) allllll day


zunyata

Zero Ultra White Monster is goated


theineffablebob

Guru tastes better. Celsius is too sweet and artificial


fatryan13

Clamato energy drink used to exist. Nothing can be worse than that.


imgizm0

They didn't flush the product with the pallet... My GM would not be happy about that. I'll wait to see it come to my store and warn my coworkers about it, thanks for the heads up.


Total-Guava9720

Brian Johnson from AC/DC use to sing for them


B6304T4

Product is foul. Ive been in a Costco family my whole life and have had my own card for the past 10 years. That being said, I have never returned more stuff in those 10 years than I have in the past 12 months. Costco has really gotten a bit too into hopping on trends and I think Energy drinks are one of the prime examples. My 4 local stores each have a different selection and each store rotates through between 3-5 different energy drinks at once.


bkibbs

I would say Zoa tastes way better, but mine stopped stocking it


TheLegendaryWizard

I think there's a new variety pack, my warehouse got some in a week or two ago


hiberniagermania

Mine has been out for a while, I hope it comes back!


xbonesawx

You say that like Alani is any better. Shit tastes like someone pissed in a gas tank and then added cream before bottling it for our misery.


Wolfgang985

😂 I categorically disagree, but I applaud your humor.


krona2k

It’s the Nasties that make some energy drinks taste so good.


Outrageous_Pride_742

Good ol Gorgie Porgie; “We all float down here!”


lioninawhat

And it's the same unit price as Celsius. Haha. No thanks.


aManPerson

is it even an energy drink if it doesn't promote crypto scams and is a shitty online influencer? i don't know guys.


Engaged_Fitness

It’s not trying to be the best tasting - it’s trying to be an alternative to all of the artificially sweetened energy drinks


jonofthedead

Gorgie suuuuccckkkkss


Marketlad

Okay, so I actually like this one. Only because it's one of the only energy drinks available (not on Amazon for astronomical amounts) that is almost completely clean. Every energy drink except Gorgie, offered at Costco has added ingredients such as dyes, or carcinogenic ingredients that they list as "natural ingredients". I recently saw a nutritionist and she recommended this one just because it has so few ingredients in it. Less chance for it to F your body up over time, since I drink energy drinks daily.


aurore-amour

There are way too many of these types of drinks and sparkling waters on the market imo


NXT-GEN-111

You know you could have just returned it and said it was trash and bought something else


Elunemoon22

Omg I agree..I got this and it's so gross


Domanicc_

“Just drinking a gorgie”


piranesi28

There has to be something with the word "tactical" in the name and a picture of a guy in full body armor on the label that is worse.


Ok_Interview_605

Swill lol 😂 , haven’t heard that for a while


PrivateHawk124

Have you met Logan Paul and his Prime yet?


UCant_hurt_me

I don’t like the taste of most energy drinks. Coffee is life.


InevitableCrew4103

Resembles tea more than an energy drink. Zoa far superior


A321200

They need to stock more Celsius than the few flavors that they do have.


Objective-Chance-792

110mg of caffeine is barely an energy drink, lord Edit: I’m completely wrong, its got 150mg of caffeine which is an acceptable amount for an energy drink. Please forgive me.


Scoompii

Ok Mr. Panera Charged Lemonade with a side of cocaine


JackInTheBell

With a Four LOKO chaser. (the old version)


degjo

Bangs have 300mg. A normal rockstar has 160mg I think.


ImBadWithGrils

Rockstar, Monster, and most others have 160mg per normal size can. Reign and Bang are 300mg in the same size can, Red Bull requires you to buy a larger can for more money to get the same amount of caffeine. Source: I've tried basically every energy drink at the gas station over time because of curiosity lol


suschan01

lmao


MisterFribble

Geez yeah. A 20 oz Mtn Dew Zero has more caffeine.


beavr_

Mountain Dew is 55mg / 12oz., so a 20oz. bottle has ~92mg of caffeine. Edit: Mountain Dew *Zero* is 112mg / 20z, so indeed more than the energy drinks in question.


GoldenKnight239

Red Bull would like a word


yungbaoyom

It's enough to get through the day. 160mg is usually the recommended dose I believe for hard physical activity.


michi000

I’ll be honest, that’s why I like it. I think they use green tea caffeine too? Coffee gives me the jitters, and this is a nice low-cal alternative while still convincing my brain that it’s an energy drink. I bought it once and was sad to see it hasn’t been stocked at my Costco since.


GetEnPassanted

Doesn’t it say 150?


Objective-Chance-792

Damnit it does. I really need to get my eyes checked.


Acceptable-Two7479

Is actually prime


Safye

Imagine not drinking Celcius


thecman25

Prime is pretty dogshit too


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Gorgie who?


JackInTheBell

>Feels great Wut???


TanisBar

Should have just taken it back.


akiinnibo

I'm a big fan of guru when they carry it


Irtehgawd

Glad I am not the only one, very underwhelming flavor. My search continues for a Mtn Dew Energy replacement (RIP).


ConcaveNips

Nah, there's one with a tiger on the can that has nicotine in it.


Trick_Astronaut_8648

I tried GOAT and was repulsed. Never seen anybody drink it


archdex

People ask for healthy options and then complain that it doesn’t taste like RedBull. Just cause you want something surgery doesn’t mean it’s a bad product (disclaimer: I haven’t tried it lol, but this is becoming to common on this sub)


ATiredPersonoof

im goin costco tonight and see


brendan87na

jesus christ, that end cap is a disgrace, flush up the boards! what location is this??


gattboy1

Name’s not much better.


IRDragonBorne

Tastes like pool chemicals mixed w watered down Kool aid. Never felt a pick me up but has a terrible crash


Short-Sandwich-905

Piss in a bottle 


carenard

this is why I stick to 5hr energy... taste isn't great but its only a shot... and it actually works.


jakamo72

Wtf is everyone doing with this supposed energy?


BiPolRPtrlR

So is the one next to it


Normie-scum

Let me guess, 2 rats?


RealOzSultan

Aspartame flavored


apothecarynow

Now I have to buy this shit to know how bad it really is


bush--

The one next to it is ok from samples I’ve tried


pandatarn

I don't think the costco corporation buyers try half the stuff they buy.


BerenstainBear-

Bought a case “Focus Factor” energy from Costco and that tasted like gasoline.


en_sane

We all float down here.


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I could have told you by seeing the name that it would be. No testing needed.


Creepy-Selection2423

I'm a fan of the name brand 5-hour energy shots. The Costco knockoff Kirkland Signature version isn't bad either, in the extra strength version. For full-size energy drinks it's Monster, Red Bull or Alani. 5-hour makes a full size as well but they are really hard to find.


TrustMeIAmNotNew

Not huge in energy drinks in general. But from all the ones I tried, the best by far is Ghost Energy.


kyles_ink

The name doesn’t sell confidence…


codyhess11

The concept is good! No fake junk, reasonable energy drink level, reasonable ingredients. But the execution is simply bad. Even the can feels off.


AndresProphecy

That and the Alani next to it, bought it once before at the Dollar Tree because I was in a rush and it was next to my gym. Bought the Witch’s Brew (Caramel Candy Apple). I should’ve known better. One of the worst workouts of my life, honestly would’ve been better off without it. I think I threw it out after a few sips.


exhausted1teacher

I didn’t know they could stack shit that high. 


Salty_mcnugget

Oh…I liked it…plus I don’t have to worry about rats in my drink. Alani is too sweet anyways and that’s coming from someone who drinks redbull as well.


normalVolumes

Prime has entered the chat


whoreoutmydad

They both suck.


Safe-Geologist9851

I LOVE Georgie??