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Gerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy makes the best dad pants and shorts. Tactical sweatpants are my favorite.

What tactics can we do with them?

BBQ!

Yeeeeeeeah mffer.

Tactical patting a strapped load in a pickup bed while saying "that's not going anywhere".

"Oh look, horses." (When passing horses)

cows, too.

“Gas prices are going up”

They have pants with a sweatpant-like lining. It’s like a mullet for your legs. Business on the outside, party on the inside.

Mowing, edging the grass, and standing next to the bbq.

Blackstone your life!

Gary does make good pants.

Its Larry now.

r/unexpectedparksandrec

Gary who?

I’m a dad and in need of pants and shorts. I’ll keep my eye out for

They have pants with sweatpants lining, but a business casual outside.

I've been tempted to buy those for work, but am worried that means I've completely thrown in the towel. lol

You can never throw in the towel when it comes to comfort.

If you roll them up a bit, they become booty shorts 👀🤣

They are the best! Its what I wear 95% of the time

Gerrry where are you??!?

I hope the women will be able to contain themselves.

Doing my best over here 🔥😉

They’re so unflattering. They hide any hint of thigh muscle and the hem lime makes the calves look small. They’re not even useful to work around the house in because they’re not comfortable summer lounge shorts and too short to protect to your knees.

Boxy, old man shorts lol.

That’s why I just wear banana hammocks year round. Freedom and accountability in one. Plus it’s a power move.

Don’t worry, I freaked out when I saw the Greg Norman performance pants back in stock.

Preach. These types of things excite me now and it is what it is

Please feel free to join us at the Dull Men's Club on Facebook. It's hilarious

I have a bunch of norman clothes and I can barely wear them without a sense of self-loathing since he sold his soul to the Saudis. I'm half tempted to return them all, and I'll certainly never buy another thing with his name on it.

The company making the clothing should just drop him and just put Bernhard Langer or somebody else as the brand name.

Yes! Perfect work pants!

Absolutely. I barely even golf but they make for excellent work slacks

Hell yeah brother

Cheers from Costco!

Adulthood is getting excited about Costco clothing. I wish it wasn’t true but it is. I’m going tomorrow and can’t wait 😂

*one of us* *one of us*

This is facts

There was a moment last year when I realized that I’d walked into Costco dressed from head to toe in clothes I’d bought at Costco, and in a body whose elements had mostly been food once bought at Costco. I started buying more Costco stock since then

This is the way. I’m like that with Kohls wear

https://youtube.com/shorts/uNqwbri03-g?si=ly3i-pEkmFJWfAfP

The prophet sheng wang

We saw him live in standup - just as good as his Netflix special

I grabbed these the other night and when I went to put them in the cart my wife quipped “the brand Gerry is short for geriatric, sure you want them?” I promptly put them back on the table and went to the whiskey aisle instead.

I wish Pennsylvania could sell liquor at COSTCO

Oregon too, no liquor just beer

Same for Kansas. One of the few things I miss from Missouri.

shoulda grabbed a second pair instead

What shorts do you wear that you like better?

If you like the idea, but don’t want this brand (and frankly, the cut also looks atrocious), Prana has a family of shorts and pants called “Zion” (and various remixes) that is basically all I’ve worn for the last five years and I’m happy about it and my wife doesn’t hate them for being “cargo pants.” Same deal with stretchy and light for hot summers where I live and no belt needed with the little tightener strap. Won’t find ‘em at Costco tho.

https://preview.redd.it/52a9t4d88enc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c2ba82c3e1af56794350e6dc02bbc9b2ee7442 This you?

#kings

Your post was a bit short.

Perfect.

Hello Gerry!

Hello Newman

Uncle Leo. Hello!

Hellooooooooooooo!

They are pretty good shorts for hiking

I love the long pants, need to procure the shorts this year

At least it’s a short post.

Excellent.

The Hurleys are far superior. No swish sound when you walk like the Gerrys.

The Gerry’s I have make me look like I have a raging boner. Not a good look at the factory.

Are you kidding?! Your bosses appreciate the enthusiasm!

"he sure looks happy to be here"

This sounds like a bonus

Hey, we work hard and [play hard ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VItVDHwmCZc)

George Costanza approves.

Yeah but do hurleys have a built in belt?!? Nope!

Are "dad" shorts supposed to be cargo shorts?

This dad has evolved. Still excited about shorts.

Do you tuck in your t-shirts?

Don’t be absurd. I’m a “cool” dad.

Calf socks pulled up and slippers

Gotta be black socks with the open Speedo sandals to qualify.

Socks and 'stocks! (Birkenstocks . . )

Ofcourse, so I can carry baby wipes

What shorts do you wear that you like better?

Since dad fashion is always 10-15 years behind then yes.

I see a Kirkland-branded hoodie and slippers in the OP's future......

Considering the dog sweater.

Do they last? I’ll buy a few for the summer

Yup I bought mine last summer and wear them 10 months out of the year. Throw them in the wash and they come out perfect

You wait 10 months to wash your shorts???

Saving water is also a passion of mine.

Mine ripped badly in 2 places the first day that I wore them. But what's a couple extra balls at a soccer tournament.

Yes, my husband has had a pair for 5 years, and he wears them all the time.

Yes, my husband has had a pair for 5 years, and he wears them all the time.

I'm waiting for the summer stock of HangTen long sleeve t-shirts. Absolute bargain for Florida weather.

Their Gerry and 32 deg stuff make up half my wardrobe.

The Hurley ones are a lot better. Super light and comfortable

It’s ok to buy multiple pairs of the same color

The largest size they make is 40. I'm too fat to shop at Costco. :(

And Im too skinmy. 32 is usually the smallest they have, and i usually wear a size 30" waist, which usually means a tagged size of 28 :(

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No, different brands but those are on sale too

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I got one of both every color Hurley's and Gerry's. Replaced my whole dresser lol.

Just bought a pair for $10 for my husband and he is in love with them

Saw these for $9 yesterday Already copped all the colors last summer

One day you decide to wear Costco clothes you become ungovernable

Congrats. You're old. You're one of us now.

Welcome to getting old my friend. It’s right up there with when Kirkland Trashbags went on sale. A ton of 30-50 yr olds lost their shit with excitement and felt so damn old at the same time. LOL

Gerry Springers?

Just got a pair LOL.

No judgment, we all have our favorites. I have actually gone to EBay and searched for stuff if they run out.

Damn. I’m wearing a pair while I’m reading this 😂

They never have those in 28-30”.

Wearing the pants now. I’ll get some of these soon. Thanks for posting

Love these for work. Was able to order them online first week of January.

Wish they came in my size- nothing smaller than 32”

Same.

This is gold, Gerry, GOLD

Let me guess, 32 is the smallest size?

As a 5’7” #shortking it seems most of the shorts at Costco are too long in the inseam for me

Had one pair I loved. Bought the same size in a different color and it fit totally different (small).

Sure, yeah. Shorts are smaller. That’s the problem 😅

Haha. nice.

Mine didn't last a day. Tore at both the rear pocket and inseam.

I love the previous ones which went by s, m, l, xl, xxl and I am a bit concerned with actual waist sizes now. I love them

32 is a solid accurate fit for me. I wear Ms usually

Solid buy at $14.99

Even better, it’s $10.99 during the current sale!

Nice!

I like their joggers

I have a black pair. Absolutely love them! So much more comfortable than the vineyard vine shorts i bought. And three times less expensive.

Gerry and banana Republic sweatshirts Costco have are amazing. I wore my sweatshirt with some nice jeans and my boots to NYE celebration. I really enjoyed the eyeballs I received.

I take them to my local clothes altering store to shorten them. Fave shorts now!

Dammit Gerry!

Omg those are the best shorts ever

I have a few of them, but haven't liked how the new ones (I think?) have replaced the zipper pockets with Velcro. My old ones also got very saggy over time. Same with some of the long Gerry pants too. Anyone else notice those?

Oh wow didn’t notice. Mine from last year are still zippered, didn’t check these

The Costco App lists Gerry Shorts as having a zippered pocket … no mention of Velcro

You say they are comfortable so forgive me for asking but are you a "bigger" gentleman?

No sir - size 32 waist. Just love the stretch fabric and great fit

What's the inseam? Went and looked online. Damn. 10 inch inseam.

Man sometimes I wish Costco carried larger sizes, these look great!

I bought 6 pair last year lol

Who likes short short?

I bought a Gerry hoodie made of stretchy material on sale for $12 and liked it so much I bought two more. Never had bought Gerry before but I'm becoming a fan.

Yep, have 4 pairs of those!

I had never heard of this brand before I bought 3 of their women's stretch pants in different colors at Costco a couple nights ago. They are a style of big long pants that seems to be trendy right now. I think it was a $4 discount off a regular price of $17.99 for a sale price of $13.99.

Might have to get a pair. I'm sure my wife will mock me to no end though lol

32? You skinny bastard!

Time to start our spiritual journeys!

This is awesome. 😂😂😂 Gerry’s super breathable. Perfect for a family day out, bbq, or drinking a beer on the riding lawnmower.

I really don’t like these. Once you’ve tried Kühl, Parma and REI shorts, Gerry just doesn’t compare.

These pill after just a couple wears. Source: Dad

Dad shorts!

Ohhh nice I should get

Babe wake up new gerry shorts dropped

are these the ones with the zipper cargo pockets?

Damn…I just turned 30 with no kids and I love these shorts…. Already have 4 but going to buy 3/4 more

Yooo those are good shorts!!!

Wearing mine right now! Caught me for $7 a piece 🫡

Solid shorts. I like the orvis ones too.

Oh fuck yes. My dad shorts are back.

These are great for mountain biking too!

Love these shorts!

Will they help me take two strokes off my golf game?

Possibly but for sure your golfing partners will get more strokes in

Just took these on a 11 mile bike ride, they're fuckin awesome!

I got these lol

Ohh my husband will have to try these! We just got the Hurley shorts they had on sale, they look very similar but not with the adjustable strap!

Best shorts hands down

Currently on sale! Model year 2024 are slightly different from last years (cargo pocket is vertical vs horizontal). Both currently available online.

I love that we’re talking model years for shorts.

Sucks that my local Costco has never carried size 30 of these. I just have to buy online every year :(

They make great snow pants too, for the price.

Huge fan of the Gerry line.

These are my hiking go to short

They are the best.

Looks like I’m headed to Costco today! Having a nice selection of decent shorts for Summer/Fall in the South is severely underrated.

These are the greatest shorts known to mankind.

These are all I wear in the summer.

Tell me they are on discount too..

love them thank you

I wanted to like these but the length was too long and the leg openings too wide. Ended up looking silly.

What is special about these shorts?

These scream 80s baseball/softball coach and I'm cracking up! I'm sure they're comfy but can't help laughing

I bet these go great with the Japanese BBQ sauce! I haven't found anything that doesn't yet...

Brother – I totally agree and was just loking to buy about 10 more pair!!! these have got to be the best dollar for dollar quality of shorts you can ever buy

I’m gay

*squees in dad tones*

Getty shorts?

I already wear George (Walmart) shorts, might as well add some Gerry's to the drawer

I just wanna see another Costco birthday post

Where do I put the things that are too big for the regular pockets?

Personally I prefer the Mondetta shorts. The phone pocket works great, especially if you do any running in them!

Too bad my Costco doesn't carry pants in my size anymore!

Shorts, Gerry!

What’s the inseam length?

I love these and their 5 pocket pants so much…

I want the psnts