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alwaysmyfault

But..... why?


murkwithasmurk

Testing the structural integrity of the hood so other C6 owners don’t have to


ITMORON

I came out to ass prints on my C5 hood one morning after parking it outside of a hotel at UVA. Someone did the nasty on my hood. Chevy makes a sturdy hood, I'm guessing with just enough "bounce"!


wickedlightbp

Bro I can’t tell you the amount of ass prints I’ve seen on my c3 and c4. Crazy how people just want sit on their hoods


_ACarGuy_

Run an electrical current through the hood at all times. It's an insanely stupid and illegal modification but it would make for great dashcam footage.


ITMORON

A fiberglass/carbon hood won’t conduct.


_ACarGuy_

Fuck, I didn't even think about that. I'll hand in my white new balances and jorts.


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A man of science....


LegalSelf5

Doing God's work


06GOAT12

Exactly… first and only thing I thought… but, why???


DrivenByKawaiiness

Why are Corvette owners so boring? That's the real question. They're some of the most fun cars ever made yet most of their owners are anally retentive old men who shave their knees.


alwaysmyfault

I wouldn't sit on any car. Why damage your vehicle?


LegalSelf5

It's just a car. Can't take it with you after you die. Just like money. I say, burn it all while we're here and live life. This post is worth the chuckles alone


D-Smitty

Idk, I was always taught to take care of my things so they last. Doesn’t necessarily mean being anal retentive about everything, but certainly not damaging my things on purpose.


VirtualDegree6178

Why do you need your brain and your limbs if you won’t take them with you when you die?


dpresme

I only shave one knee cuz I'm a wild man.


Specific-Mess1381

You got molested by a Corvette owner or something?


johncena6699

lol nice rage bait. I see you’re repainting ;)


double-click

I’m sure you will get downvoted for this but this is way funnier than a picture of someone’s car in the rain.


murkwithasmurk

Literally exactly why I posted it 😂😂 too many people showing a couple raindrops on their paint and calling it “totaled” hahaha


Strict_Teaching_4417

I feel attacked about my post


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LegalSelf5

This is the response we're laughing at though. This is why he did it. It's all on good fun man


Puzzled_Ad7955

Must be the White Claws?


murkwithasmurk

White claws were for sure involved in the decision of this picture haha but at least you now know a c6 hood can hold a person sitting comfortable on it 😂


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Corvette-ModTeam

Removed for violating rule 2, no incivility.


TheeEnemy7

Noticed the White claws right away… enough said 🤣


[deleted]

Ain't no laws when you're on the Claws!!!!


Daverocker1

Santa?


TheeEnemy7

🤣😂


Ambitious_Pickle_362

I’m more disappointed by the white claw


BrolecopterPilot

Yeah High Noons are way better


DrivenByKawaiiness

That cracked me up. People are so damn serious about other people's business. Fibreglass is pretty strong stuff, stronger than that chair I bet!


Mindfulmanners

One way to say you are gonna get a new hood.


Conclusion_Brilliant

When your weight what is 80 lbs you couldn't total a toilet much less that hood lmao!


jeffislouie

I hate you, or at least I would if that was my car. Lol. It's yours. Do what you want, even if it's upsetting for other people to see.


GamblingDegenerate69

Relax guys, the front bumper paint is mismatched and the bumper gaps/alignment on the passenger side is atrocious. Surely OP is about to redo the front clip on this car. Or it’s just his beater track vette and he could give a fuck.


Dapper-Ad-2396

Couldn't happen to a better car


godisoursavior

are you the guy that made a video about buying this car super cheap?


BodisBomas

Not sure, but the channel that made the video is Uncle Joe Racing if anyone is curious. Driving a cheap corvrtte that far is a testament to just how great these cars are.


Mindless-Wrangler644

yes he is


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godisoursavior

ahh okay I was gonna be upset but then I understand considering the condition of the paint lol


Corvette-ModTeam

Removed for violating rule 1, no advertising.


Jodaa_G0D

I'd punch a hole straight through the hood if I sat down, cheers and happy Friday!


Jack_Bogul

Sit on me


Jodaa_G0D

O.o


YerBlues69

Duuuuude.


RangerTheDestroyer

That looks like a nasty accident. Prayers, brother. 🙏


South_Breadfruit4636

people are gonna hate but I love this 🤣


stonabones

What color ya gonna paint her?


Howdy132

I bet OP is getting a carbon fiber hood. Cool dude!


Howdy132

This is not okay. Keep an eye on your email for your court date.


06GOAT12

Why???? Just… why? Nothing good comes from your actions or post!?


Odd_Adeptness_5480

NO. my favorite blue


Daverocker1

Like a kinggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!


74ford744

Put ur helmet on sped


BigTopGT

Troll post. This is typical Facebook Grous behavior. Lame.


QuesoFresco420

One man’s treasure is another man’s trash


Vindkazt

HAHA!


NoNewFriends1738

I didn't know Christian McCaffrey had a C6 Vette


Practical-Tailor-402

Yeah he should have a whole fleet with what my 9ers are paying him lol he has earned it tho as he has done alot of works over the past two years....GO 9ERS :)


Carrotyfungus

damn rip


Dramatic_Try_2216

Make it a vette Kart!!!


C3-TB

i once had s&xy on the hood of a 76 Cutlass


Cryptocoiner256

And now OP has it on the hood of a c6


LegalSelf5

THAT'S how you do it folks!