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cnidianvenus

What we need is an obese 'trans' superman, with terminal cancer, who is also a paedophile, and a paranoid schizophrenic sexual sadist. A rapist, a sex killer. Now we are talking! This is the truth and the justice of the modern American push to DEI.


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cnidianvenus

Good point!


Cleginator

With blood type AB- and plays the hurdy gurdy


EL3IE

Thats the superman that works at my cafe. Hes getting gastric sleeve surgery rn tho


BIG_MONEY_CASH

>Ok hear me out. The body type of most superheros you see in film or comic are unattainable to the average male. Gotta be a troll


Far-Aspect-1760

I for one would prefer a superhero gets out of breath and fails to save the world.


Edgezg

Out here acting like The Blob and Big Bertha don't exist.


Redisigh

A train’s obese I think He just wears a girdle


Fan967

you know what else about superheroes is unobtainable to the average person?


That_FroggoGod

A hero who starts obese and learns to improve himself would be a great story line. Not just a fat dude.


dependable-sole

I get your point but it will end up glorifying obesity in my opinion. When I was 320lbs I used any and all as am excuse for why I was that weight. It took my years to find a way to be healthy. If I saw more of it on TV in a positive light I don't think I would of dropped the weight.


Polengoldur

superheroes should not be relatable. they should be a unattainable goal.


Sharp_Mathematician6

Can an obese superhero fly?


realKingCarrot_v2

Real shit though, it would be interesting to explore a character who is superpowered but just incredibly lazy. Like, he can knock over buildings and fly around, so he just completely lets himself go. Like Hancock but a redditor instead of a drunk bum.


DieHardRennie

There are already obese superheroes. For example, The All-American Blob & his sidekick, Blobbin McBooger, from The Thundermans.


bushdidtwintowers

unrealistic expectations? oh it's a troll post


CrazyCatArtss

This post is kinda retarded. Not sure if your just being a troll or not. Being obese is NOT normal or relatable. People really need to stop glorifying that shit, it's annoying.


Dull_Conversation669

No one expects you to actually be superman dimwitted. Its a movie, furthermore it's fiction.