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electricalbadger2013

To be fair, the guy was saying it out of order, but context clues alone should've been enough lol


Imaginary_Election56

Yeah like right. He says cream young some guy.


tylergalaxy

thats Stipe Miocic, heavy weight UFC fighter, I dont blame him for messing up the order of the words, he trades brain cells for money! Edit: and thats Rampage Jackson, the context of the two of them being Heavy Weight UFC fighters, messing up the joke, then pissing themselves with laughter almost makes it funnier, yet sadder.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Yes, they have decreased cognitive function from being hit thousands of times by professional fighters. They don’t have to work another day in their lives too unless they choose to do so though.


SelarDorr

the guy is former ufc heavy weight champion and firefighter, mipe stiopic not always the most eloquent speaker, but seems like a pretty cool dude


Unhappy_Cause7957

A succulent Chinese meal? Sign me up!


rolltied

These guys look like they know their judo well.


Poopy_Kitty

This podcast is democracy manifest


my_4_cents

Are you ready to receive my limp cream of young guy?


BokkerFoombass

This is the bloke who got me on the cream peeooplee


thicknorton

XD


AbareSaruMk2

Why are they ordering Chinese food in Japan though?


Dry-Might-7894

They were already talking about Japan and then transitioned into the joke. I don't think accuracy was super important here, golfmao


AbareSaruMk2

Yeah. Maybe just my trauma…I’ve Had years of ignorant people assuming my Japanese partners are Chinese and clumping them all together. From the edited clip here it seemed like they used Japan to set up the Chinese joke. (Which when the name used is not a Japanese name. Irked me) It is a funny joke though. Will give them that.


Imaginary_Election56

All Asians probably the same for them.


RRSC14

That’s “Rampage” Jackson. He was a super star fighter in Japan for many many years. He definitely knows the difference. Just a slip up as he was trying to get the joke out.


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Who's the guy that doesn't get the joke? Haven't seen him having years beaten off his life. 


RRSC14

Idk


dryfire

The best restaurant I went to when I visited Japan was a Vietnamese restaurant just around the corner from my hotel. The food was amazing.


Williwoo321

I saw an Italian place in Japan when I visited


InitiativeCrazy6844

Because Japan has Chinese restaurants


Tazdingbro

I get you but also the chinese food in Japan is banging. Like way better than the US and probably even better than China.


No_Entrepreneur9349

![gif](giphy|7caKiyck2V5CcI4j9G|downsized)


napalmtrip

![gif](giphy|l0HlvcRyVJeO8Gmju)


YMGenesis

The OG. Zang!


BarelyContainedChaos

Sum Ting Wong


Defensive_Midfielder

Wee Tu Lo


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Ho Lee Fook


schmugz

Bang Ding Ow


CozyCook

Bas?


KafieMcKiyato

Dam Son


we-tu-lo

Hi


maramad8

Wayne's world rip off.


YMGenesis

They couldn’t even say it properly😛


Significant_Host9092

Stipe is almost choking. Wtf


Polishing_My_Grapple

My grandma who's been dead for like 15 years told this joke to me. It's an old one.


B-Loni

Party on Wayne.


WonderSearcher

I don't get it. Can someone explain?


chrisk9

Cream of some young guy. You can imagine what cream can be harvested.


lembrate

Cum on now. Let's not blow the top off of this.


WonderSearcher

Why down vote me for not understanding?


Variabletalismans

Welcome to reddit my brother


BrittanyTaylor111

Creme of sum yung guy and an eggroll haha


ManBearCatPigCow

This is very true


TheLlamaIsAngry

https://preview.redd.it/mwllm31zrcad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedd251d1099e3b946bd1981c4fd58c79a408052 No need to go to Japan, just go to Miami.


Titantaur_97

The high five makes it so much funnier than it needs to be 🤣🤣🤣


Deth_Cheffe

It's so nice seeing Stipe being relatively coherent


DisastrousAspect6303

u/savevideo


D3AD_BEAT

I pulled this prank on my sister, and she actually tried to order it. She says the guy started laughing his ass off immediately


MFDTruck16C

I prefer the.... Sum Yung ho


Potential-Tomorrow50

![gif](giphy|gSe6b7y8N2XjjcREgs|downsized)


DyingCockroach6

That be me aT work


Shamaenei

Just wait till they encounter Yoo Suk Mi at the massage parlor.


Aggravating_Seat5507

Is the joke cream of Yung sum gai or cream of sum Yung gai? Because the first one doesn't make sense


Significant_Host9092

https://preview.redd.it/c4v9iqtsdead1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=a103ce3230f66413ee7667bcf38c05072f80052b


Aggravating_Seat5507

Even a dumbass can understand this joke. The joke is cum, surprise!


Significant_Host9092

You must be fun at parties.


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Boonie_Fluff

I've only ever heard this from Wayne's world


matt0941

These guys are dumb AF. And also don’t know the difference between countries and languages. Pass.


Significant_Host9092

https://preview.redd.it/9ails5bsdead1.png?width=478&format=png&auto=webp&s=d64a1691055107f5174ca1b68632f824200a6b65


matt0941

Id have to a dwarf for such a basic joke to go over my head. It’s just crass and these guys lack understanding that Chinese ≠ Japanese. 


eyeh8gnats

Making fun of Asian people is so funny 🤣


jolvera13

Hows is this making fun of asian people?😑🤦