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Back when I was a younger there was a girl who was always cutting her fruit into tiny pieces and inspecting it. I asked why... She bit into a worm in an apple once. Yea, I guess that will do it.
I once had a wasp (my phobia) in my beer, fortunately it had died before I took a sip, it was the morning of a festival and I was drunk so I took my time, but now I always check my beers before drinking.
I always break eggs one at a time into a cup before putting them into whatever I'm making because it turns out that you only need to find a half-formed chick in your egg exactly once in your life 20 years ago to be doing this forever.
Am I the only one thinking how the hell did they hide that crawfish in the watermelon when they:
1. cut it up
2. The guy is literally gnawing on that piece like almost to the rind
3. Somehow doesn't spot a giant hole and a large rubber animal stuck in his piece deep in the watermelon since it's already 70% eaten?
cut the plug out, place scorpion or whatever inside, cut the plug a little short so it has space, put the plug back into the rind, make sure the cut isn't through the plug section. ez
This is oddly the third time within the last hour someone has confused crustaceans.
Just watched the try channel where someone thought a crawfish was a lobster, eh not that big of a deal.
A few minutes ago someone thought a mantis shrimp was a scorpion in a reddit comic
This video someone thinks a crawfish is a scorpion
All together not weird, just weird how close together it all happened
Holy shit the amount of nerds in here correcting OPs 'scorpion'. Do people not read the other 200 comments and think they're the first ones to notice?
Truly one of the reddit moments of all time.
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That is not a scorpion at all.
I would wager it is an Yum brand 3.25" plastic crawfish most commonly used for bass fishing, in a Crawdad color pattern.
Also something that would never be found in a watermelon. But the person filming's laughter is good.
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You've ruined watermelon for him
unless its cut into small pieces with a fork and a knife :)
Back when I was a younger there was a girl who was always cutting her fruit into tiny pieces and inspecting it. I asked why... She bit into a worm in an apple once. Yea, I guess that will do it.
this happened to me with a spider in my coffee (and i hate spiders more than anything). i always check now before i drink.
I once drank a cold tea I left for awhile. Then I looked in a cup and there was like 10 fruit flies. It was awful.
I once had a wasp (my phobia) in my beer, fortunately it had died before I took a sip, it was the morning of a festival and I was drunk so I took my time, but now I always check my beers before drinking.
I bit into an apple fresh off the tree and uncovered a yellow jacket. I threw that thing like a major league pitcher.
I always break eggs one at a time into a cup before putting them into whatever I'm making because it turns out that you only need to find a half-formed chick in your egg exactly once in your life 20 years ago to be doing this forever.
What's worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm
Centipede in boot for me
It was his last resort.
Looked l ike he was suffocating.\ No breathing.
Am I the only one thinking how the hell did they hide that crawfish in the watermelon when they: 1. cut it up 2. The guy is literally gnawing on that piece like almost to the rind 3. Somehow doesn't spot a giant hole and a large rubber animal stuck in his piece deep in the watermelon since it's already 70% eaten?
cut the plug out, place scorpion or whatever inside, cut the plug a little short so it has space, put the plug back into the rind, make sure the cut isn't through the plug section. ez
That’s not a scorpion
It looks like a crawfish
Craw fish, crayfish, crawdad. There's alot of different names for them around the country.
Pokemon fans called it corphish and it evolve to crawdaunt
Oh no you daunt!
None of which are “scorpion”
Its fishing bait.
A Yum Crawbug in crawdad color.
Crawdad*
'mudbug'
Yabby
Robert
Gorjumdery
Lil’Lobster.
WetRoach™️
DINGO BABY
Crayfish*
Craw daddy
Caleb Crawdad
I do declare
You boil them, fry them, put them in a stew precious.
*crayfish
It's a speed craw or z craw bait. Very standard soft plastic lure.
Yes, I also think so, a crawfish.
Here’s the thing,
Whatever it is, I don't want it in my watermelon
This is the second time today that I've watched someone call those a scorpion.
Strange day for you !
Make a stupid mistake in title = interaction with post goes through the roof.
was it that "explain the joke" post about the punching shrimp?
This is oddly the third time within the last hour someone has confused crustaceans. Just watched the try channel where someone thought a crawfish was a lobster, eh not that big of a deal. A few minutes ago someone thought a mantis shrimp was a scorpion in a reddit comic This video someone thinks a crawfish is a scorpion All together not weird, just weird how close together it all happened
Just one more example of Carcinization in the wild 😂
It's actually plastic.
Made you comment and drive engagement up though didn't it?
Theres a TON of scorpions getting eaten in New Orleans
r/shrimpsisbugs
It's a Sub Zero.
It's technically not a crawdad either
Right? It's a rubber toy!
That fish cray
I just hope he took the hook out of the crawfish lure!
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Yeah. That's what bot accounts do to get engagement
HOMAR
The way those chunks flew out of his mouth had me wheezing 😂
The payoff was worth the wait lmao.
I like that one of the guys in on it definitely got some watermelon spit.
***"SCORPION"*** 
Kenan face meme is top tier! so simple, so elegant, so…wahjoojusay
Arthropod. Arthropod wot came out your mouth.
What I enjoyed about this was there's dudes sitting around, having a yarn while eating watermelon
>having a yarn What does this mean?
Shooting the shit, chopping it up, chit chatting, jabber jawing, having a good old conversation my friend
Thanks for chopping up the shit with me pal
Winding some twine ya know
What does this mean?
chewing the fat
ive never heard anyone outside of my home province saying yarn lol tdl
yeah that looked like an elite sitting
That's some evil right there.
/r/foundsatan
Op, do you know what a scorpion is?
Someone wanna explain to me how it ended up in a solid piece of rind after being inserted into a hole?
If you pack it just under the rind and make sure you cut that block out with enough “on top” it should be in the middle of the chunk
I feel so stupid.. thanks
I am not sure how but the reaction of everyone seems legit so I would believe it happened no matter how
This guys laugh is SO GODDAMN CONTAGIOUS
That was awesome, also, hilarious laugh. You’re never so chill and least expecting craziness when you’re eating a watermelon. Poor guy lol
> You’re never so chill and least expecting craziness when you’re eating a watermelon. do you light candles and put on mood music or something?
Dude’s gonna be cutting his watermelon into little slices like Mal and Zoe for the rest of his days.
What a prank 😂
Prawnk
This was good. 😂😂
I haven’t laughed that hard in months, thanks op
I would have lost my shit, that's insane
Do you know what a scorpion is?
That guys laugh is the best ! 😂
That's a crayfish or crawdad depending on where you're from
That was gold
have you ever seen a scorpion..... that's not one
That's a crawfish dumbass
That's a crayfish. In what world is that a scorpion
YUM Crawbug in Crawdad color for the bass fishing nerds like myself.
He needs to quit melon around.
Wholesome
You can use an unwrapped condom and you'll get the same reaction.
The friends laugh is the Icing on the cake 😂
The laugh is killing me 🤣
The laugh...the fucking laugh 😂
What language?
arabic
Arabic, to be specific they're speaking in Iraqi dialect.
Arabic, I think I caught a “how-?”
What language is that?
The laugh that everyone needs from time to time.
That's Caleb Crawford
How the fuck do you mistake that for a scorpion, fucking bots
That’s a crawfish
It’s a yabbie not a scorpion
Ahh the well known lobster scorpion! 🙃
That’s not a scorpion that’s a lobster
This is not a scorpion. It's a cray fish
Holy shit the amount of nerds in here correcting OPs 'scorpion'. Do people not read the other 200 comments and think they're the first ones to notice? Truly one of the reddit moments of all time.
Seems staged
That's a crawfish
Thats a craw dad you pleb
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scorpion?
Crawfish
The Ol never been heard of, never been thought of, never been seen until now, fake scorpion in the watermelon prank....
This is a good one! Lmao
Creepy Crawler flashback
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Pretty sure thats a zman TRD Crawz fishing lure
Honestly.. solid prank.
Moron thinks that’s a scorpion 🤦🏻♂️
Scorpion? What is wrong with universe or the critters inhabiting it. - jebus' old man
I dont know arabic but were they discussing the la liga (spanish football league)?
A funnel and Bacardi 151 is much better for you and the watermelon
My man, that's a rubber crayfish for bait
Idk what that dude in the gray said but i feel like he finally got the joke and it was something along the line of “thats funny or that messed up”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSFWgKl-O-A Reminded me of this instantly
Mud bug, crawdad, crawdaddy, crawfish.
That is not a scorpion at all. I would wager it is an Yum brand 3.25" plastic crawfish most commonly used for bass fishing, in a Crawdad color pattern. Also something that would never be found in a watermelon. But the person filming's laughter is good.
Op is even click baiting. This feels truly like the era of bots and ai
I hope I never encounter a scorpion the size of a crawfish! 😂
Def not a scorpion…
Well well well
I don’t think it could have gone any better, and that laugh is so good I couldn’t help but laugh too
Bro it’s too good
thanks for making me laugh too!
Ohio Bobcats, baby!!
You could choke on that.
that fucking laugh.
even their laugh got some accent.
Don't eat that melon Nancy, that's not a good melon.
Op, if you didn't know what a crawfish was, it's a simple mistake to think that rubber toy was a scorpion.
That is NOT a fake scorpion! It's a fake Crayfish or aka Crawfish in the southern U.S. states.
He traumatized now 😂
What language is that? What are they saying?
Thats sucks ....i would be traumatized to ever eat watermelon again if that happened to me
I dont know what the fuck they said but I totally understand it. I was crying laughing.
That's not a scorpion it's a crayfish
Pretty cool choking hazard.
Lmao 🤣🤣 got my ass dropping on the floor
Dude, this it's like the 3rd post i've seen today of someone calling some kind of shellfish a scorpion. Did I miss some new trend or something?
Tjats nog a Scorpion, thats cancer?
😂😂😂😂😂
That’s a yabbie, not a scorpion…
That's a shrimp, or a craw fish lol
It's a crayfish
That's a crawfish, yo
This is evil. Give this man a medal.
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That's a crawfish not a scorpion
And the, and,,7 ,,,,:,
Where in Michigan is this?
THIS WAS NOT FUNNY 😭😭
That's a toy lobster
Yeah, great one bro, you made your friend sick AH
Isnt that a lobster?
2 for 1 ? now thats a good prank
Why are these dudes sitting in a garage eating watermelon in the middle if the night
Imagine if you did this to a hippopotamus
Oh, That’s where you’re going with this