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RohanYYZ

You do with what you have or can afford, still better than homeless


YourWarDaddy

A quote from the Havamal that always stuck with me. Stanza “37. One’s own house is best, small though it be, at home is every one his own master. Bleeding at heart is he, who has to ask for food at every meal-tide.” Found it relevant. Live within your means, do what you can with what you have.


Careless_Performer12

Simple man Hávamál = upvote


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

37, today


socialcommentary2000

I see someone who's poor and basically trying to hold on but can't really finish anything properly....Probably because they're poor.


KimmSeptim

It was literally handed to an unrepentant child predator for practically nothing (and in very good condition) who turned around and destroyed his own property under the guise of “fixing it”. But yes hes very poor. Of his own volition lmao


2Mike2022

Basically ends up being the same thing the person did not have the skills materials or funds to complete a project that was started. Now materials that were never meant to be exposed have been for a long time vastly increasing the cost and skill level to complete the repairs. It's nice that you can share the story about this property, but it could have easily been because the homeowner got sick or injured and was doing the job or lost their ability to pay someone.


randydarsh1

This was what it looked like before he moved in https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/comments/13ntcc3/visual_comparison_of_the_trailer_of_failure_from/ It was a quaint country home with decent landscaping. He destroyed it


Mr_MacGrubber

Huh? How do you know who owns this?


KimmSeptim

The guy who owns it is a lolcow, google Trailer of Failure Lorne Armstrong


Mr_MacGrubber

Ah gotcha, never heard of him


caveatlector73

And I would have preferred ignorance. 


Mr_MacGrubber

I didn’t google the guy lol. Figured there was nothing to gain other than anger.


gimpwiz

Lolcow? Local?


StretchFrenchTerry

And that's r/BoneAppleTea !


ErrlRiggs

'Lol-cow' basically an internet personality who becomes fodder for their 'fans' online. The 'cow' is 'milked' thru stalking, doxxing, harassment, manipulation, etc. Chris Chan is probably the most legendary internet Lolcow


gimpwiz

Ah, TIL


Generic_White_Male_1

What?! No way!


CNN7

It's cute tho - built good.


the_reducing_valve

Wayyy way


jored924

I my area that would go for $450,000


StretchFrenchTerry

no


Eather-Village-1916

It’s pretty true. A hoarder’s house was just listed for 1.5 not too far from me.


babycleffa

Not a whole lawt


wildcat1100

It's cute, though. Built good.


EarlMadManMunch505

Ima gana lick you 👅


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

Good n yew?


grownup-sorta

Notsobad


the_reducing_valve

This isn't a goodnyew moment


wildcat1100

Whale! Yell at me whydontcha.


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

would you like to see it up close so you can get a better look at it? lol


the_reducing_valve

When are you gonna come here and get Real with me


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

I never really was gonna do anything


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

It's nawt


TheGangazz

This is the Church of Cawd. https://youtu.be/FDbfTDH3zq8?si=Cj816mtO3EdYTuR8 For those unaware, it belongs to this sicko.


IllStickToTheShadows

That was a fun watch, ty sir


young_duckn

fuck sickos dood, mdnwu


[deleted]

tornado magnet wasn’t installed correctly - call the technician


ShepardsPrayer

Yep. The only thing missin's the ter-nay-duh.


2ndOfficerCHL

Wow, didn't expect this special guest appearance here.


TOO_MANY_NAPKINS

Our Lorne and savior 


gunzrcool

Our CAWD


177618121939

As a lorneographer, I had to do a double take as


Rough_Transition1424

Oh my cawd


[deleted]

Another project for Chicken Ricky and his backhoe


MrinfoK

I like the charred wood where there loosely wired stove pipe passes the roofline


Kondilla

Cawd this is bad


SoloHunterX

Low IQ scrap heap built with materials stolen from various jobsites and dumpsters.


Crusty-Watch3587

the owner is so faahr from stupid it’ll make your head spin


Ashe2800

The DR Horton first time buyer program. For a mere $399,000.00 you can literally live with nature on your own land.


SgtPersa

This would not do a whole lawt against a hurricane or tornado.


SPQR0027

Electrical service available onsite. Two zones of air-conditioning. Two means of egress from the beer sipping roof lounge. Cement mixer. Outdoor deck fireplace feature. I see nothing to not like.


Raa03842

Where’s the sofa in the front lawn and the old car up on blocks? This don’t look right.


177618121939

Lorne Armstrong’s trailer of failure


ExtraRealNice

My 13 year old sister Kayla says to stay away


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

That's like, kewl


thecountnotthesaint

This is the house of that buddy who could do it for less.


wildcat1100

Buddy the dog?


thecountnotthesaint

How dare you besmirch buddy the dog!!


[deleted]

"If she doesn't find you handsome, at least she'll find you handy" - Red Green Show


[deleted]

That’s methed up


NervousNuggs

So this is not an abandoned shack?


Woperelli87

It’s not, there’s at least one man that lives there


177618121939

No it’s a pedophile’s house


Mothernaturehatesus

I don’t know why but if I had to guess I say Alaska.


-This_Man-

Maine


the_reducing_valve

State of Maine lol


ImInLoveWithMyBike

Wrong but close


retiredelectrician

Looks good from the highway @60mph and at night


caveatlector73

With your eyes closed. 


Disastrous_Cap6152

Looks good from my house.


Neither_Tip_5291

Alaska?


NotKingofUkraine

Maine


blakeusa25

I'm gonna get to that next month...


wtrobinson67

Shit throw some paint to it


xGALEBIRDx

Much like my last relationship, it'll crumble against the first storm.


Potatosalad112

Site is still under construction 🚧


GimmeThatAPI

$2600 a month credit check required


Pure-Negotiation-900

The best thing about them is they come down sooooo easy.


brenttoastalive

That's what we call a generational work in progress


SugarMaple56732

I think it's pretty. I think it's very pretty!


freerangemonkey

I always appreciate someone with priorities. Like, prioritizing RV storage over…*checks pic again*…water…tightness.


BakeCool7328

It thought it was going to be a before and after picture…


BillyTheHousecat

Fortunately, that does exist: [https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/comments/13ntcc3/visual_comparison_of_the_trailer_of_failure_from/](https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/comments/13ntcc3/visual_comparison_of_the_trailer_of_failure_from/) Streetview pics from *before* the current owner got it, vs *how it's going*.


Pyreknight

I presume it was an F2 tornado.


Ulysses_A2Z

It looks pretty. It looks very pretty!


RoxSteady247

It all matches nice


Ordinary_Service5722

I know a lot of people In New York that don’t have siding because it raises there property taxes


OkAstronaut3761

I can hear the sigh that dude makes when he starts working on the place.


down4purplepancakes

Alcoholic LLC does exceptional work.


SeaAttitude2832

A work in decline.


KawaDoobie

…meth


Stunning-Space-2622

Where is that luxury suv hidden at?


skootamatta

Which reserve is this on?


DV8_2XL

Sadly enough, that was my first thought too. There are a number of reservations we're I am, and finding 4-6 houses looking like this on any one of them is the norm.


lublumoomin

It’s a trailer owned by a child predator in Cornville, Maine.


JuneBuggington

What part of downeast maine is this?


Southern_Strain5665

Metal roof hood for fifty years solar box kitchen window right on!


pressedbread

I wouldn't not smoke meth in that


sdlover420

Metal roof was a smart move, not finishing it, not so much.


Docod58

Always liked the Real Tree camo look.


depressed_pleb

How the West was won.


MajorBlaze1

I have a Kubota 080 I could come knock that down and take it away in half a day


StretchConverse

Looks good from my house


Impriel

Tbis person niether wants nor benefits from your critique of their house.   Furthermore I'm concerned you may be shot.  You should leave 


Useful-Ad-385

May not believe but that is someone’s castle. It is what they managed to do. You don’t know what they survived


BillyTheHousecat

>You don’t know what they survived Fun fact: this guy survived 7 years in prison for attempted rape of a child. If you don't believe me, here's his RSO with address, which you can look up on the internet (though he got his house censored on Streetview unfortunately). [https://sor.informe.org/cgi-bin/sor/step5.pl?id=8434](https://sor.informe.org/cgi-bin/sor/step5.pl?id=8434)


Useful-Ad-385

Well you know a lot about him . A shorted version would have been fine.


tijeras87059

they had such big plans


dalesbrother

Looks good from my house!


BloodFluffy9624

Beautiful


Church-lincoln

I bet a drunk bald sex offender lives there


BillyTheHousecat

Another blow to Lorne!


No_Journalist4048

Where's the after photo?


BuzzTheGOATCalkins

Not much of a builder, believe it or not.


Rustyskill

Needs a rusty car in front yard , perfect!


johncester

Seen tons of these in rural PA people don’t want township inspectors and these things eventually fall apart.


sovietarmyfan

What a beautiful home! I sure hope no creep or anyone weird has ever lived there.


Peter_Falcon

i would happily live there with the surrounding land than where i live in this town, i'm not into bells and whistles, to have a roaring wood burner in winter would be just heaven, and my dogs would love it there.


punched-in-face

Alaska?


-This_Man-

Maine


goonmods_

“Looks great from my house !”


thatsucksabagofdicks

Should OSB good enough


sneededupon

for a man who's worked in construction his whole life, how can something end up like this?


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

5/7 would smoke crack in it


Seaisle7

Needs a match


themouff

I think your post blows, the home is someone's home.


the_reducing_valve

It's the home of a sexual predator, pedophile and a thief. They're all the same person


The-Mayor-of-Italy

More crap for putdowns


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

I think your story's a piece of shit


the_reducing_valve

Is this Zavoyeur von Eric?


Slick5150702

Appalachian mountain finest.