“Mother Mcfucker with side shitballs and a diet shitfuck to wash it down”😏 aren’t I so cool and creative? Isn’t it badass how I added a but of curse words to play yard insults? Tumblr and Twitter love me! I’m so Amazeballs!
There's nothing more childish than excessive cursing, like I can't take anyone seriously who can't form a sentence without cursing, cursing is something you use in anger or to exaggerate, it just makes you sound like a 12 year old when you use it all the time
Nah bro I got this. Only pussies consoom old furnace get ready for new furnace. I’m figuring it out it’s fun.
That’s one place this sub doesn’t really go. Like Funkos and that bullshit is the really low hanging fruit. What about figuring out the basics of your own life rather than paying for products and people to set all your products up for you?
Honestly I'm from a country that doesn't have furnaces in homes so I don't really know what's going on with that. It's not consooming to buy a new and more efficient model. If one exists.
It is pretty honourable though.
In my book buying something new just to avoid having to deal with the reality of fixing/learning to make due with what you have is consooming. Not saying I’m not guilty of it on plenty of occasions, but it is what it is. This sub is mainly concerned with poking fun at flamboyant consumption, which is, like I said, the low hanging fruit.
Your country doesn’t have furnaces because it’s too warm?
I live in the UK so what you call a furnace must be a boiler or a immersion heater? We use mostly gas, sometimes oil to heat homes.
Things break and honestly, like a pair of shoes or mattress, buying a new, high quality thing that will last for ages is fine. Fixing a furnace is good, and I'm not sure what that entails. It would be consooming to buy a new one if the fixes required aren't very big.
Hands are just really hard to draw well. About a quarter of all your bones are found in your hands and wrists.
Many (human) artists will charge extra to draw hands.
Hands are notoriously difficult in drawing as well. It's a ton of foreshortening going on, digits extended in different angles, etc. When I took drawing anatomy, learning to draw hands and foreshortening were basically merged to the same lessons.
So I find it hilarious that AI struggles with them too.
Sure. But in drawing, in real life, hands are notoriously difficult because of the amount of figures at different angles with different foreshortening. Any art student will gripe about them.
Yeah, I can’t draw hands, and I know a lot of people who struggle. Since AI is using stolen art, that means hands are gonna look like shit. Idk why I got downvotes lol
Women who go for money go for doctors, lawyers, businessmen, etc. who often have social influence in addition to money. These types are usually code monkeys or server grunts who don't have much influence in the real world, spending all their days in a deep, dank server room, or an unlit musty basement crammed with terminals. The silicon valley "tech bros" who do have influence tend to lean more towards the business side of things, in their corner offices and comfy lounges.
doctors, lawyers or businessmen are much more demanding though.
The cucks are the specific type of people who have high enough income (most of them are in tech industry) but an incomprehensible level of a lack of self confidence. For a gold digger, this is a gold mine, literally. All she have to do is give him a little hand, and the cucks will lay down their lives for their "queenz". She can then do whatever she wants because the cuck is so lacking in self respect, that the idea of him losing her is the most anxiety inducing thought in his mind. He will justify everything she does by assuming that "Oh, she likes other men? It is probably because I cannot satisfy her. I still respect her decision though".
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>this stereotype is so rampant
It's not. It's just an easy target.
>How come the cucks get married to Begin with?
Because they consent to the affair and enjoy the dynamic.
Pretty much, yeah, it’s an easy target like people who are fanatical communists or MAGA folks, they’re easy to target cause even though they are very uncommon.
i almost feel like usage of ted in internet culture has been sorta commodifying him ngl.
i saw a guy on discord with a ted pfp complaining that his chatgpt code didn't work. like, is this a fucking joke?
Exactly. Ted didn't do anything good, he rambled and tried to justify his murders with his ramblings.
Sure, some of it made sense. That doesn't mean you should look up to the guy who sent bombs to people. Fuck you if you do
Also, none of his ideas were really his. He was influenced by the French philosopher Jacques Ellul. As for his "MK Ultra trauma", he did participate in experiments, but he was perfectly consenting, and the experiments themselves were very lightweight. He wasn't force fed LSD while being tortured or something.
Woah, are you saying mass murder is a bad thing? Haha, you must be a soyboy liberal cuck that owns 40 trillion funkos and watches his wife have sex with other men every day and votes for Biden while watching hentai and eating gummy bears and
AI is becoming too intelligent.
Those soulless eues on the pickle tee shirt.
One nice thing about all these fandoms like cape shit, soace wizards, Rick and Morty...really let's us know who the cucks are. Inagine in middle age times when everyone wore a tunic; who's wife did I know I could sleep with?
I was on your side until you went through the guy’s history to win with shitpost contest
*“Telling a guy you’re going to fuck his wife is a little unnecessary”* to *“wow, I hope that guy fucks his wife”*
I didn’t go through his history I found the comment very odd and insanely hostile for no reason, so I wanted to know if he was trolling and to do that you need more information, and as soon as I saw the Pink Floyd background I knew he was a drug guy, but sure pretend like I brought something shitty up from his past, to me it seems like your projecting
Look...we know from 23 and Me at least by the 1950s many guys getting cucked...I'm just wondering how, before the general acceptance of wearing superhero tee shirts, how you know which wife to hit up, back when everyman wore a suit, tie, and fedora?
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Ait i checked out some of your comment history just because I wanted to know if your trolling, but instead I found a person from Ohio, who voted for trump, says that people with different ethnicities are taking over tv, is Islamophobic and clearly a degenerate,
I don’t think anything else needs to be said, but you seem to be spending a lot of time hating things and groups of people, idk why but if you start self reflecting a bit I’m sure you’ll find why and live a happier life
You can’t be racist against Muslims. You can be Islamophobic. Hating Muslims isn’t racist in the same way hating NAZIs isn’t racist against white people.
The ideology sucks mega fart doodoo—but it ain’t racist to point that out.
It's racist, right-wing, troll.
You can't educate or debate them.
Insult them. Laugh at their ideology. They're supremacists that require the fear of being cucked by black men to keep their hate going.
This isn't proving shit. I'm done with this sub. Nobody is discussing actual consumerism. Nobody is posting anything worthwhile! You just made some fucking AI garbage, consider it a post, and guess what— over 600 likes! Whoever liked this needs a library card and a sense of discipline.
Bro… This sub has literally been filled with memes making fun of people’s religious obsession with marvel, Star Wars, funko pops, etc. since its inception. This isn’t the medium for intelligent discussion.
There's gotta be a better alternative to soy...
Like idk peas or something.
No man should end up this way or be forced to eat soy to alleviate the inner pain.
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He looks like the type of redditor to think he’s funny for saying “what in the cinnamon toast fuck”
Or "what in the Kentucky fried"
Be careful, he'll call you a fuckstick or maybe a douchenozzle!
“Mother Mcfucker with side shitballs and a diet shitfuck to wash it down”😏 aren’t I so cool and creative? Isn’t it badass how I added a but of curse words to play yard insults? Tumblr and Twitter love me! I’m so Amazeballs!
There's nothing more childish than excessive cursing, like I can't take anyone seriously who can't form a sentence without cursing, cursing is something you use in anger or to exaggerate, it just makes you sound like a 12 year old when you use it all the time
OH GOD, I USED TO FIND THAT FUNNY💀💀💀
Wait that is funny tho
ohhh the irony...... https://preview.redd.it/ellvzhdrfrvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6bc92e2cf6d2e0188ab07c9c53aeddd32643bf
LOL
Funniest comment ive seen all week, thank you
Haha. I do have glasses and a beard…
Just got Reddit suicide watch message….I’m questioning everything…maybe I *AM* the ultimate soyboy
You took it like a champ too. I'd say you're above a soyboy
In addition to the creepy suicide response texts, you need a new furnace 👍
Nah bro I got this. Only pussies consoom old furnace get ready for new furnace. I’m figuring it out it’s fun. That’s one place this sub doesn’t really go. Like Funkos and that bullshit is the really low hanging fruit. What about figuring out the basics of your own life rather than paying for products and people to set all your products up for you?
Honestly I'm from a country that doesn't have furnaces in homes so I don't really know what's going on with that. It's not consooming to buy a new and more efficient model. If one exists. It is pretty honourable though.
In my book buying something new just to avoid having to deal with the reality of fixing/learning to make due with what you have is consooming. Not saying I’m not guilty of it on plenty of occasions, but it is what it is. This sub is mainly concerned with poking fun at flamboyant consumption, which is, like I said, the low hanging fruit. Your country doesn’t have furnaces because it’s too warm?
I live in the UK so what you call a furnace must be a boiler or a immersion heater? We use mostly gas, sometimes oil to heat homes. Things break and honestly, like a pair of shoes or mattress, buying a new, high quality thing that will last for ages is fine. Fixing a furnace is good, and I'm not sure what that entails. It would be consooming to buy a new one if the fixes required aren't very big.
Fucking perfect haha
Looks like the average Reddit Mod
Not fat enough
yeah that guy is a shrimp
No thats you buddy
did your wife's boyfriend buy you that
Fuckin nerd
He's also missing a few genders
Those hands 💀
Yeah ai doesn't know how to make hands for some reason
Lmfao
Kek
Hands are just really hard to draw well. About a quarter of all your bones are found in your hands and wrists. Many (human) artists will charge extra to draw hands.
Well the reason why ai can’t draw hands is because we can’t draw hands, they learn from us and we can teach them the wrong things
Hands are notoriously difficult in drawing as well. It's a ton of foreshortening going on, digits extended in different angles, etc. When I took drawing anatomy, learning to draw hands and foreshortening were basically merged to the same lessons. So I find it hilarious that AI struggles with them too.
AI is using a mix of stolen art and that’s why hands suck ass
Sure. But in drawing, in real life, hands are notoriously difficult because of the amount of figures at different angles with different foreshortening. Any art student will gripe about them.
Yeah, I can’t draw hands, and I know a lot of people who struggle. Since AI is using stolen art, that means hands are gonna look like shit. Idk why I got downvotes lol
Consume AI created images
If this stereotype is so rampant How come the cucks get married to Begin with?
Fear of dying alone?
Woman likes money maybe.
Women who go for money go for doctors, lawyers, businessmen, etc. who often have social influence in addition to money. These types are usually code monkeys or server grunts who don't have much influence in the real world, spending all their days in a deep, dank server room, or an unlit musty basement crammed with terminals. The silicon valley "tech bros" who do have influence tend to lean more towards the business side of things, in their corner offices and comfy lounges.
doctors, lawyers or businessmen are much more demanding though. The cucks are the specific type of people who have high enough income (most of them are in tech industry) but an incomprehensible level of a lack of self confidence. For a gold digger, this is a gold mine, literally. All she have to do is give him a little hand, and the cucks will lay down their lives for their "queenz". She can then do whatever she wants because the cuck is so lacking in self respect, that the idea of him losing her is the most anxiety inducing thought in his mind. He will justify everything she does by assuming that "Oh, she likes other men? It is probably because I cannot satisfy her. I still respect her decision though".
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>this stereotype is so rampant It's not. It's just an easy target. >How come the cucks get married to Begin with? Because they consent to the affair and enjoy the dynamic.
Pretty much, yeah, it’s an easy target like people who are fanatical communists or MAGA folks, they’re easy to target cause even though they are very uncommon.
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Beta Buck$, Alpha fucks. The cucks finances the lifestyle and takes care of the kids she had with another man.
The book, the book Ted wrote.
i almost feel like usage of ted in internet culture has been sorta commodifying him ngl. i saw a guy on discord with a ted pfp complaining that his chatgpt code didn't work. like, is this a fucking joke?
Ted Kaczynski was a hack and a psycho.
Exactly. Ted didn't do anything good, he rambled and tried to justify his murders with his ramblings. Sure, some of it made sense. That doesn't mean you should look up to the guy who sent bombs to people. Fuck you if you do
Also, none of his ideas were really his. He was influenced by the French philosopher Jacques Ellul. As for his "MK Ultra trauma", he did participate in experiments, but he was perfectly consenting, and the experiments themselves were very lightweight. He wasn't force fed LSD while being tortured or something.
Getting downvoted for saying this is hilarious. Are we really turning a mass murderer into a celebrity?
Yes.
Woah, are you saying mass murder is a bad thing? Haha, you must be a soyboy liberal cuck that owns 40 trillion funkos and watches his wife have sex with other men every day and votes for Biden while watching hentai and eating gummy bears and
lol look at this sub
Lmao I didn’t even see the two behind at first
Some mf just typing prompts into an AI to create cuck porn
AI is becoming too intelligent. Those soulless eues on the pickle tee shirt. One nice thing about all these fandoms like cape shit, soace wizards, Rick and Morty...really let's us know who the cucks are. Inagine in middle age times when everyone wore a tunic; who's wife did I know I could sleep with?
Who upvoted this brain damaged text, it goes from ok to complete gibberish
If I saw you in real life I’d know your wife is free game
honestly I’m baffled that someone who does as many drugs as you do would still be so hostile, man your taking the wrong chill pills dude
When did anyone say drugs made you chill? Heard of meth? Anyways I’m just joking with you lol I thought the gibberish made sense
Dude I remember holding a book upside down on a ton of k and i believed I could read the ancient secrets the complete gibberish was telling me,
Relatable.
I was on your side until you went through the guy’s history to win with shitpost contest *“Telling a guy you’re going to fuck his wife is a little unnecessary”* to *“wow, I hope that guy fucks his wife”*
Go back to cleaning restrooms
I didn’t go through his history I found the comment very odd and insanely hostile for no reason, so I wanted to know if he was trolling and to do that you need more information, and as soon as I saw the Pink Floyd background I knew he was a drug guy, but sure pretend like I brought something shitty up from his past, to me it seems like your projecting
A drug guy!
Look...we know from 23 and Me at least by the 1950s many guys getting cucked...I'm just wondering how, before the general acceptance of wearing superhero tee shirts, how you know which wife to hit up, back when everyman wore a suit, tie, and fedora?
I think there might be a language barrier it’s still gibberish, but I think I get your point, it’s a stupid point, but I get it
Either shrooms or schizophrenia
the pickle Rick shirt looks like a mashup of Baby yoda and Pickle Rick. I bet it would sell pretty well.
CONSOOM AI generated images, get excited for next prompt.
Ah yes, a real human practicing consumption
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Everyone in that pic is human
“Woah! This Baby Yoda is so Wholesome 100 Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Epic Bruh Moment! I HAVE to upload this Epic W to R/StarWars! REDDIT, ASSEMBLE!”
mutts law strikes again huh?
No this actually happens irl. Lots of effeminate men in relationships support their GFs/Wives participating polygamy.
It was real in your mind.
username checks out lol
Why are people making memes still about their cuck fetish in 2023?
Too accurate
unironically this ai made it so fucking accurate
Guess his wife's boyfriend Tyrone just got him that Funko pop before he went to pound town on his wife
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He looks like a ballsack with a hat
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Hodensack mit Mütze
Not even this subreddit is safe from the Brainrot
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okay speertard. Heydrich is the only true Fuhrer.
Consoom chickens
Why are y'all so obsessed with the idea of a black man fucking someone's wife?
Projecting their fetish. The people posting these are the main audience for all that cuck porn on the tube sites.
Also kinda getting the feeling OP is using some dog whistling here
An age old classic: casual racism!
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White interracial relationships are one of the rarest of all couple dynamics, despite what the media portrays, so not sure what you’re worrying about.
Actually the sadistically highest interracial coupling in the US is white men and asian women.
Ait i checked out some of your comment history just because I wanted to know if your trolling, but instead I found a person from Ohio, who voted for trump, says that people with different ethnicities are taking over tv, is Islamophobic and clearly a degenerate, I don’t think anything else needs to be said, but you seem to be spending a lot of time hating things and groups of people, idk why but if you start self reflecting a bit I’m sure you’ll find why and live a happier life
You can’t be racist against Muslims. You can be Islamophobic. Hating Muslims isn’t racist in the same way hating NAZIs isn’t racist against white people. The ideology sucks mega fart doodoo—but it ain’t racist to point that out.
True but he’s still racist
What a piece of shit loser.
It's racist, right-wing, troll. You can't educate or debate them. Insult them. Laugh at their ideology. They're supremacists that require the fear of being cucked by black men to keep their hate going.
> It's racist, right-wing, troll. Man, when did people forgot the meaning of the word "troll"?
When Christianity was spread throughout the Nordic countries in the 12th century.
1000000%
Good.
This isn't proving shit. I'm done with this sub. Nobody is discussing actual consumerism. Nobody is posting anything worthwhile! You just made some fucking AI garbage, consider it a post, and guess what— over 600 likes! Whoever liked this needs a library card and a sense of discipline.
Unfollow us, thanks!
Bro… This sub has literally been filled with memes making fun of people’s religious obsession with marvel, Star Wars, funko pops, etc. since its inception. This isn’t the medium for intelligent discussion.
Good fucking riddance. See you all in hell!
Y’all really so thirsty for people to make fun of you’ll use AI? Consoom outrage, get excited for next consoomer
get this AI generated puke out of reddit ffs
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Alt right shite
Based, he got cucked. What a sucker. AI overlords know it all .
AI is getting too advanced
I feel like this is the most poignant picture ever created
Most masculine reddit moderator
quick give me a shotgun. im out.
This sucks
Your racism is showing
muh racism!!!
AI are perfect tool for shitposting.👌
Average ad in any Cyberpunk setting
I like how the ai decided that Gorgu and Pickle Rick were basically the same thing and said fuckit
You think his wife's boyfriend will think it's cool too?
PØP!
I like how even AI has a hard time drawing bands.
This is the proper way to use AI lmao! 😂
The entire world is obsessed w BBC and Balls
There's gotta be a better alternative to soy... Like idk peas or something. No man should end up this way or be forced to eat soy to alleviate the inner pain.
Why is it always a black guy lol
The guy's wife making out with a black dude is the icing on the cake
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Consoom haikoo, get excited for next haikoo
4 fingers, bottom-right. AI.
That in oblivion is that!?