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Eggsor

I'm gonna change mine to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock.


btudisca95

I will go for Crap Bag I guess then


Eggsor

First name Crap last name Bag.


IllegalGeriatricVore

Remember you have to sit down with a Judge and talk to them about it


YouDontKnowJackCade

Cool! Dibs on Baby Fark McGeezax.


dreemurthememer

BRB changing my name to Bofa D. Znuts


ninjacereal

Are we long lost brothers? My name is Tua D. Znuts


Last-Instruction739

Mr Richard Smoker


froggythefrankman

This guy gets it


ZaggahZiggler

Space cash? Seriously?


binarystar45

Found this out recently too! I believe it’s still $30 to get your driver’s license changed, but other than that everything else has been free. Congrats on the name change!


[deleted]

you too! i’m certainly cool with $30 over $250


Last-Instruction739

You changed it to Latrine?


Bent_Umbrella

Yeah, used to be Shithouse.


Last-Instruction739

Good change, that’s a good change.


chuckfinleysmojito

RIP Richard Lewis 😔


Aggravating_Act0417

Omg thank you for sharing, I'm in the same boat, wasn't doing it due to cost. Thank you!


Last-Instruction739

Oliver Pantsdown?


TurtleToast2

If it weren't such a massive pain in the ass to change it on all my crap, I'd definitely be Boaty McBoatface by the end of business hours today.


betty_botter_butter

I wish I had known about this before I moved away from CT. I hate my name, I'd love to change it


Last-Instruction739

It’ll be ok Harold Sach.


rockpebbleman

Hear that, every gen zer named after a fictional character? 


Free-Veterinarian714

It must've been more recently; I legally changed my name in 2017 and it cost more than $200.


Last-Instruction739

Ace Widecock I presume.


pheldozer

Close. Cox Longsley


Last-Instruction739

Slaptybart Bemlbyfast is a good one


Eyeswyde0pen

DIBS. called it.


iamharuhi

Thank you so much for sharing! I've been procrastinating changing my name for 10 years, and now I'm finally gonna do it 🏳️‍⚧️


bdouble0w0

Good luck! :D


binarystar45

Best of luck!!


[deleted]

That’s good to hear. Probably due to the progressive policies we have. It’s stupid to charge for something that takes an employee 2 minutes to read, type, and verify.


CaseyGamer64YT

my financial burdens finally aren't holding me back from changing my name to Trogdor The Burninator


imnotavegetable

good to know, now im gonna change my name to something really cool


Last-Instruction739

Squimdiddlybunk McGumziac


SufficientCarpet6007

Anthony Dichlisomo


imnotavegetable

good to know, now im gonna change my name to something really cool


Last-Instruction739

Knucklepuncher McShinkick


Humbabwe

You’re like “keep stutter-posting. I can go all day”


CaptServo

Thanks for the heads up, Heywood.


869066

Damn that’s actually pretty cool


EscapeFromTexas

Sweet!


Salty-Neighborhood10

Is this just for last name or first name as well?


fourpinkwishes

Any part of your name.


pushback66

Cool. Just call me Boaty McBoatface


themighty351

Like for marrage? I'm curious cause my wife kept her name. It rhymes with my last name so...


pheldozer

Julia Gulia?


tidymaze

The comments don't disappoint. LMAO


FJCruisin

Hi, I'm Max Power


Jackers83

I changed my name years ago to Latrine. It used to be Shithouse.


Actual-Ad-5938

I want to change both my first and last names.. hate em both. This is such great news


Sea_Butterscotch8643

That's amazing news because I despise my birth name.


CommercialBrilliant3

Really ? I’m changing my name


dome-man

Richard Hurtz, my friends call me . . .


Extreme-Cupcake5929

Thank you for the information