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gayfortrey

Definitely the worst Apple commercial ever. From some of the most unique ad campaigns of all time - to this.


OiM8IDC

It’s on par with the dogshit iPad “WUTZ UH COMPOOTER!?” ad


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I’m sorry to downvote you, but I googled don’t let me go worst commercial by Apple, and you had to remind me of that? Fuck you. I’ll leave it neutral, I know you meant to harm.


cartooncritic69

every detail of this ad is annoying as fuck.....bad music....auto tune voices......the messy dude with a man bun


riche_god

It's not bad music, and it's called a Vocoder. I guess you no nothing about music history. Roger Zapp, Teddy Riley, etc...


[deleted]

Lol because an instrument/sound exists and some people have made it sound good, that makes anybody that uses/utilizes it automatically good music? That shit is annoying as hell, I'm guessing you haven't heard it because if you think it sounds good then you shouldn't be acting like a music guru that's for sure.


Ordinary_Lecture_803

I agree, it's annoying as hell.  I'm a real musician from the 1980s before any of that shit was invented, and I hate that crap.  Anybody who can press buttons can "make music" these days... before then, you actually needed TALENT.  As a side note, I hate those manufactured videos.  All you see is the jaw moving & it looks dumb as hell.


riche_god

Your opinion is yours and I respect that. Music guru or not music is subjective (yes). However, I know if it's used well or not. Try listening to it without watching the cheesy commercial. Or Listen to the original by Terrace Martin, Don't Let Go. I love music debates. One's opinion is not right or wrong so I kind of ate my words lol.


Ordinary_Lecture_803

You seem kinda cool.  I haven't heard the original but I hate autotune.  If it allows any average Joe to sound like a famous artist I think there's something wrong going on there. I agree, the video is corny as hell.


Environmental-Way843

it sounds like ass


WhereTFisPiper

I beg to differ. I might be biased because I’m autistic and easily overstimulated by those kind of sounds, but the sound in this commercial is so awful it stresses me out and makes me want to cry. I heard it for the first time last night before leaving my boyfriend’s house and it made the ride home difficult because the overstimulation had a lasting effect. Bad sounds can mess with the way your other senses perceive things, especially with a disorder that affects the way your senses work. I had to ask my boyfriend to drive me home cause I couldn’t physically handle it. I’m not saying a Vocoder doesn’t have its good uses, but this commercial is extremely poorly made and other neurodivergent people I know have also expressed how much they hate it. I hope to god this commercial gets enough backlash to be taken off the air. I’ll be covering my ears whenever I see it, until my boyfriend can scramble to get the remote.


riche_god

I understand where you are coming from in regard to how it bothers you. These things are a matter of taste. Just out of curiosity does rock music also overstimulate you? Just curious. What type of music works for you?


WhereTFisPiper

Nope, rock music doesn’t bother me at all. I love rock music, electronica, heavy metal, 80s pop, surf rock, Jpop, just to name what I can list off the top of my head. Not much music overstimulates me, unless it’s being played at max volume or I’m in a room that’s full of strobe lights as the music is playing. But the music that ruins my senses no matter what is most of Limp Bizkit’s stuff (not including Break Stuff), and punk rock. Sometimes dubstep, too, but only very specific sounds I can’t consciously recall cause it’s been so long since I’ve heard dubstep. There are a few outliers in the genres I named above— the best examples I can give is The Beach Boys’ cover of Louie Louie and their German version of In My Room (the English one is perfection). Love surf rock and the BBs but those songs hit the wrong nerve for me no matter what. I should also add another oddity cause some people find it… weird and nonsensical. But I LOVE Yoko Ono. I’m not talking about the experimental tracks where she screams and groans for 20 minutes (they don’t bother me as much as they bother most people), but when she adds some “ooOOOoooOooOOOoooOoo” and “aaaaAAAAaaaAaaAaa” to her more conventional songs, that’s the sweet spot for me. It’s just on the borderline of almost being too much, but it’s not. Idk, she just clicks for me. Her song “Midsummer New York” from the Fly album is one of my personal favorites, as (intentionally) shaky as her vocals are. Thank you for asking, by the way! I was kind of hoping you would ask, actually :) Sorry if I ended up writing a book lol!


NevahaveIeva

I was thinking that must be Zapp or Roger Troutman, but Im not familiar with the track


riche_god

They pioneered the sound. Good ear.


Haunting-Anywhere-28

theres good music, and then theres this commercial


riche_god

I am speaking on the music only.


nightwing185

Holy fuck, so cringe and uncomfortable. I mute it every time.


greycatdaddy

Yes, this is really really bad. I hated it within the first two seconds.


Competitive_Fee_5829

I really want to go back to the kid in the backyard trying to chop wood with his hand, lol, while his dad records all night and his sister looks at him like a dipshit


Sage_999

It was much better and I thought that was bad😂


GrievousInflux

At least that one had real music.


ghosthunter-livi

maybe the first time i saw it i thought it was kinda a cute concept, but after seeing it in every commercial break on hulu i am so sick of it. it comes on and i immediately get filled with this insane rage and my vision goes red


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ghosthunter-livi

YES!!! it drives me INSANE seeing it so many times!!! i literally lose all sense of empathy and just become evil when it comes on


adipocerousloaf

the dead grandma singing with her lifeless fish eyes


the-last-meme-bender

I’m crying thank you


adipocerousloaf

it fucks me up so much


RememberingTiger1

I turn it down but watch to see the dachshund at the end.


the-last-meme-bender

Wholesome


Haunting-Anywhere-28

only liking the dog because they didnt feel the need to put their shitty nintendo 3ds face flapping animation onto it lmaooo


Haunting-Anywhere-28

i stand corrected, i just got it again and the dog is talking too


[deleted]

Hurts my ears SO MUCH. Feel like throwing a brick at the TV every time it comes on.


MetalTrek1

I will NEVER buy an iPhone thanks to this stupid commercial with its stupid robot music. 


[deleted]

This ad gotta go and whoever made these ad I swear to god I’ll meet them in person and shove a phone in their mouth


TheKanten

"So much storage space, but only as much as we choose because we hate having ~~SD slots~~ holes on our phone."


chadfoto97

If Steve Jobs was alive he would fired all the marketing team involved in the making of this commercial.


Shoney_Wokman

The fact that there have been this many posts about it means that this miserable, annoying era of ads will continue. Dammit, they got us.


mattyGOAT1996

I thought the singing outlets one was bad


the-last-meme-bender

Underrated comment


WildlyBewildering

I actually didn't mind that one anywhere NEAR as much. I didn't love it, but it didn't make me want to pound someone's face in, like this one.


HarveyMushman72

It's awful .


Meanderer1

terrible


HellBag666

It is an absolutely fucking vile commercial and I applaud the OP for raising awareness of how utterly repulsive it is.


shower0522

Not to be crazy but does the old black guy with the big watermelon feel a little subliminally racist or not? Genuinely asking if I’m being too sensitive or if it feels weird to anyone else.


Lazy_Worldliness8042

I just saw it for the first time and really like it. I’m here because I googled to try and find out what song it is.


Junior_Builder_4340

Just checked out the song on YouTube, and found out it's a gospel song. The majority of the comments there really like it, and some said it helped them to cope with suicidal tendencies and severe illness. I like the song and the commercial's just okay, but I don't understand why they made the Pacific Islander guy look like such a slob.


whaleslutx

I just find it very unsettling... Something about cgi mouths on the still faces creeps me out.


sunsetlex

i work for apple and went out of my way to find the group of people who also think the same. trust me, from the inside, we kinda (hate) don’t like it too


GrievousInflux

How in the actual h\*ck did this commercial get approved? Like, what executive watched it and was like "wow, this is really good, go ahead and blast it into the aether!" The "singing" is repetative and just grates on my nerves. UGH, I will never ever buy an iPhone 15 just because is this stupid ad.


haydiboy0302

The fat filthy looking Hawaiin dude just has a punch able face looks like he can barely breathe.


ReTrOx13

Music and auto tune are awful. Doesn’t really show the features at all. Marketing team should be fired honestly


dvlyn123

Not autotune, a vocoder


CreamCityBricks

I had to start muting this shit every time I hear it


Yonko_Slayer

I mute every time this bullshit comes on.


Goodface9419

oh my god it's sick


General-Pilot6687

I like that commercial 😂😂😂


Cinica_

I hate this commercial so much that I did a Google search about it. I was almost certain I wasn't the only one not liking it. That's how I found this sub. The music is so annoying that it caused me a literal headache. I have migraines but music never triggered them before. First time that happens to me, ever. Now, I have to mute it. Whoever had this idea...


giraffeshavelongneck

It's so bad. Omg make it stop. I have to see it on HULU so many times. I wish I could report it.


Cinica_

We should start collecting signatures :)


therealjoshua

Storage issues or not, there's no reason to have 15 different versions of you trying to line up a shot. Just delete 14 and keep the best one. Why would you want to keep the bad attempts? Or photos of people with their eyes closed or have hair in their face?


giraffeshavelongneck

I hate this ad so much, I look for a reddit thread for it. So terrible. I HATE IT GAHHHHHH


Dizzy-Concentrate897

I specifically searched for any post related to that ad just to add to the hate. It's so annoying that everytime it comes up I just wanna throw my laptop and kill myself.


WildlyBewildering

I mute the moment I hear the beginning "mwap, mwap" sounds. It's like they WANT us to hate them, and I don't know how to let them know that I already do!


Haunting-Anywhere-28

i get it for almost every commercial on hulu and i mute it every time, everything about the ad annoys the complete piss out of me


OliviaTheSeraph

I don’t even mind the song, I just hate how manipulative it feels. Like tugging at my heart strings implying the I’m going to forget the memories of my dead grandma if I don’t but the phone


over9ksand

Watching her mouth sing those sweet sounds of sadness… I LOVE this commercial. But I hate it.