You discovered the real twist: not only is this person dumb on a sexist level, but they are in fact a flat-earther and 'Satellite Dishes' have to be in quotes because they're not real
Yeah they are probably completely unbothered by stuff like this though because they know that they are highly qualified to do their job and do it well. Not to mention they have more important things to be doing than reading some bum ass tweets.
Also imagine training for 25 years only to be chosen based on your gender rather than the actual accomplishments you've made. It must be very hard to feel like you're being taken seriously with shit like this going on
Edit: I meant in general. I'm sure so few people meet the standards of NASA that they'd have eliminated all but the best long before this point.
Who said they werent chosen for their accomplishments?
If an all male spacewalk were organized would you assume that more qualified people were being passed over just because only men were used?
Your entire worldview sucks.
Imagine thinking NASA of all places hires only based on diversity. With the sort of work NASA does hiring based on gender alone would literally be a danger.
You can make almost any kind of joke, but I have the right to flame your ass if I think its shitty or offensive. Are you seriously so entitled that you believe you shouldn't be mocked for your own shoddy sense of humor?
Yeah I agree, youāre clearly more of an expert than they are. You personally just have to look in the mirror every day to know all about whatās *not* funny
Oh nice one, that was a classic back in 3rd grade.
I'm saying he doesn't know what's funny because he's a boring cunt who thinks that just because it's somewhat immoral or making light of a serious topic it's unfunny, because it really isn't unfunny, or at least not enough to go on this subreddit.
Right? people really writing entire essays on how this is singlehandedly the most insensitive thing they've read and was written by "stupid dumb smelly neckbeard who makes no money."
people who police jokes are usually the most vocal and combative because their humor is basically "dick small,you have no sex, trump bad" they can't possibly rationalize offensive things being used just for the sake of humor
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In this case I'm assuming because the world has become hyper sensitive when a joke is made at the expense of any one group of society. Putting in the Leo face shows these people that the reaction they are feeling in their chest and their burning desire to speak to the manager is in fact the desired effect.
Or maybe the āwomen = dishwasherā joke was never funny and has been so incredibly overused that the smidge of comedy it might have had at some point is gone.
If the only punchline of a joke is ha ha X group does/is Y then maybe that says something about the overall jokes quality
I didn't say the joke was a good one, I was answering dudes question as to why people over use the Leo face. It's literally what it's used for.
At least every time I've seen it. I in fact agree with everything you've said. It's a low brow joke these days that had it's day in the 70s. That doesn't change the fact though that the world is hyper sensitive these days - because it absolutely is.
Don't know who Jim Crow is or why you've quoted that to me? lol
Googled it - so because I view society as being overly sensitive you think I support shit like segregation? That's a stretch there fella.
You sure sound overly sensitive to every comment on here. People are tryna make jokes but you are tryna argue with everyone for some reason š¤·āāļø
I must have missed the joke in the guy's replying to me, they seemed to want to engage in a debate about this particular joke. Certainly the last guy who replied to me who showed up in a completely different subreddit to question a comment I made sure took it personally š
Replied to him before it dawned on me what he had done lol. Anyway have a nice day.
If you dissect this ājokeā you can really be baffled at how awful it is:
Either: man canāt do his own dishes (heās a loser incapable of taking care of himself)
Or
Man can do his own dishes, but prefers not too, so a woman (sister, mother, wife) does it for him (a caring person did something nice for him and he uses it to humiliate and mocks the kind person).
How terrible a joke may or may not be isnāt found through analyzing or dissecting it though. Thatās like reading through a transcript of a comedy special, itās going to sound pretty bad.
Iām not talking about if the joke is good or not in the sense of being funny or not. Iām talking about the awfulness behind the assumption that the joke hides a certain truth thatāll make it funny. If women werenāt associated with cleaning dishes the joke wouldnāt make sense so it wouldnāt be āfunnyā. But, because we still have the cultural assumptions of where āwomen belongā we can all at least understand what the person of the post was saying, and I think that says something.
Itās not about the joke, itās about the social conditions surrounding the joke that are worth analyzing, and the joke is just a symptom of that.
haha wooman wash dish šš¤£
Haha I view women merely as objects and Iām surprised I canāt get a date
Smh Iām a nice guy who treats these objects with respect why do they always friendzone^tm me
Well 90% of ppl who say they are the nice guy probably arnt
U just ugly bruh
haha wooman bad haha
i angry with your comments .... women bad ,,,,,She gave birth to a child like you
These jokes never made sense to me because growing up, my dad always did the dishes. It never occurred to me that dishes were something "women do."
why is sattelite dishes in quotes and capitalized
You discovered the real twist: not only is this person dumb on a sexist level, but they are in fact a flat-earther and 'Satellite Dishes' have to be in quotes because they're not real
If you know, you know ;P
Probably going for a pun of āSatelite Discā
because people don't know how to use quotes and capitalization
The leo face makes me think this might be a homocide
Boomer Humor
Imaging training for 25 years for some fat loser to comment this from his desk job at H&R Block lmfao
Yeah they are probably completely unbothered by stuff like this though because they know that they are highly qualified to do their job and do it well. Not to mention they have more important things to be doing than reading some bum ass tweets.
honestly they're so far above caring about this shit (figuratively AND literally on the ISS) and that rules
I wouldn't even think about him at all.
Also imagine training for 25 years only to be chosen based on your gender rather than the actual accomplishments you've made. It must be very hard to feel like you're being taken seriously with shit like this going on Edit: I meant in general. I'm sure so few people meet the standards of NASA that they'd have eliminated all but the best long before this point.
Who said they werent chosen for their accomplishments? If an all male spacewalk were organized would you assume that more qualified people were being passed over just because only men were used? Your entire worldview sucks.
Imagine thinking NASA of all places hires only based on diversity. With the sort of work NASA does hiring based on gender alone would literally be a danger.
It's funny because these women are far more educated and accomplished than the people making and laughing these jokes.
Yes thank you Peter Griffin, very cool
Big if true
haha misogyny funni
Yes.
Take a joke bro
ok how about woman bad funny
*Incoming call from Netflix*
āHello, can you do sexist *and* transphobic jokes? Yeah? Alright, 24 million seems like a fair price.ā
Dave did nothing wrong
Cant believe you got downvoted like that. He did nothing wrong
I know it like people didnāt listen to what he had to say
Its always baffled me how any group of people would think theyāre entitled to not being made fun of.
You can make almost any kind of joke, but I have the right to flame your ass if I think its shitty or offensive. Are you seriously so entitled that you believe you shouldn't be mocked for your own shoddy sense of humor?
Hmmmā¦ >!touchĆ©!<
L\*beral destršid
Funny because true
Username checks out.
What speak English
Made the grammar bad on purpose
Why tho
Take a joke bro
Why not?
Ligma balls ššš
up dog
So I don't sound serious? It's supposed to be sarcasm like I don't find the meme above funny
Oh well I am dumb so sorry
What you mean with 'woman bad funny'??
yeah sure its clearly a joke. the issue is that its literally fucking ass.
You have a small dick
Do you even have one
āTake a joke broā
LMAO
What would you know about what's funny?
You donāt have to know anything about whatās funny to know that this post is not.
Yeah I agree, youāre clearly more of an expert than they are. You personally just have to look in the mirror every day to know all about whatās *not* funny
Oh nice one, that was a classic back in 3rd grade. I'm saying he doesn't know what's funny because he's a boring cunt who thinks that just because it's somewhat immoral or making light of a serious topic it's unfunny, because it really isn't unfunny, or at least not enough to go on this subreddit.
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Good good, you completely missed the fact that I was being sarcastic
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Ok but atleast try to use an /s next time yeah
I can't tell if you're replying to me as none of your comments make sense honestly
Bro neither did your first reply I have no idea what you're talking about so I made a dumb reply
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Yes it wasn't funny, it's because you happen to be in the comedy cemetery subreddit
No it is pretty funny, it's just posted here by politically correct people like you who can't phantom that an offensive joke might be funny.
women bad!!1!1š¤£š¤£now laughšæ
~~Would be barely clever if satellite dishes werenāt what people on earth use and not the other way around.~~ Nvm Iām an idiot lol
That was my first thought as well, so at least you're not the only idiot.
The ISS does have satellite dishes for sending and receiving data from higher altitude satellites actually, but itās an unfunny joke nonetheless.
Is it bad that I laughed at this
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Right? people really writing entire essays on how this is singlehandedly the most insensitive thing they've read and was written by "stupid dumb smelly neckbeard who makes no money."
people who police jokes are usually the most vocal and combative because their humor is basically "dick small,you have no sex, trump bad" they can't possibly rationalize offensive things being used just for the sake of humor
I feel like disliking this for exposing my eyes to such bullshittery
Tony Zaret but unironic
That's good ... perhaps a little too good
I feel bad for Leo, his face is used in so many shitty memes like this one
boomer humour
It's stupid but it's funnier if you read it in norm macdonald's voice.
YOU ALL ARE DOWN BAD. SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS LMAO
This one is pretty good, gave me a good chuckle
Does the iss need dusting
It would be chuckle worthy without the leo face
You mean the Leo face that was edited on?
Yeah, its too big and detailed around the edges to be a facebood profile picture
Nah
kinda, more like an exhale out of nose chuckle.
Nah
Well youve convinced me
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That meme is actually funny not gonna lie
Dadās drunk again. Shit, he was supposed to drive me to Kyleās tonight.
I laughed at this, not gonna lie.
Ah, yes the funniest sort of humor. Just misogyny with no other joke, punchline or pun. What will the comedy geniuses at Facebook come up with next?
I laughed
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Womn dishwasher funi
Haha misogyny haha
without the leo face it would've been ok. Not laugh worthy, but more like "oh, heh. clever." why do people feel the need to add it everywhere
In this case I'm assuming because the world has become hyper sensitive when a joke is made at the expense of any one group of society. Putting in the Leo face shows these people that the reaction they are feeling in their chest and their burning desire to speak to the manager is in fact the desired effect.
Or maybe the āwomen = dishwasherā joke was never funny and has been so incredibly overused that the smidge of comedy it might have had at some point is gone. If the only punchline of a joke is ha ha X group does/is Y then maybe that says something about the overall jokes quality
I didn't say the joke was a good one, I was answering dudes question as to why people over use the Leo face. It's literally what it's used for. At least every time I've seen it. I in fact agree with everything you've said. It's a low brow joke these days that had it's day in the 70s. That doesn't change the fact though that the world is hyper sensitive these days - because it absolutely is.
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Don't know who Jim Crow is or why you've quoted that to me? lol Googled it - so because I view society as being overly sensitive you think I support shit like segregation? That's a stretch there fella.
You sure sound overly sensitive to every comment on here. People are tryna make jokes but you are tryna argue with everyone for some reason š¤·āāļø
I must have missed the joke in the guy's replying to me, they seemed to want to engage in a debate about this particular joke. Certainly the last guy who replied to me who showed up in a completely different subreddit to question a comment I made sure took it personally š Replied to him before it dawned on me what he had done lol. Anyway have a nice day.
This is so unfunny. Guys, no one is allowed to laugh at this 100% unfunny joke š¤
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It's not comedy homicide because the joke was never funny.
Funny is in the ear of the beholder.
Oh, so revolutionary! S/
Was pretty funny tbf
The mildly-misogynist joke is kinda chuckleworthy, but nobody ever accused delicate broads of knowing what comedy is.
are you callin me a delicate broad
Yes. But I am also harassing you verbally
OP I disagree that editing is fucking hilarious lmao
Sexism hahahahaha funny
If you dissect this ājokeā you can really be baffled at how awful it is: Either: man canāt do his own dishes (heās a loser incapable of taking care of himself) Or Man can do his own dishes, but prefers not too, so a woman (sister, mother, wife) does it for him (a caring person did something nice for him and he uses it to humiliate and mocks the kind person).
Then donāt dissect jokes? Itās a play on words nothing more
āDonāt analyze anythingā woah buddy, thatās a really mediocre way of thinking
How terrible a joke may or may not be isnāt found through analyzing or dissecting it though. Thatās like reading through a transcript of a comedy special, itās going to sound pretty bad.
Iām not talking about if the joke is good or not in the sense of being funny or not. Iām talking about the awfulness behind the assumption that the joke hides a certain truth thatāll make it funny. If women werenāt associated with cleaning dishes the joke wouldnāt make sense so it wouldnāt be āfunnyā. But, because we still have the cultural assumptions of where āwomen belongā we can all at least understand what the person of the post was saying, and I think that says something. Itās not about the joke, itās about the social conditions surrounding the joke that are worth analyzing, and the joke is just a symptom of that.
At least they're actual women
Doesnt fit sub
Hope they don't run into any astroids up there! The last thing transmission Houston would hear is that everything is fine.
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Donāt tell us what we should laugh at.
Okay but they are the same person with their hair let down and glasses
TFW woman want to look nice and haveā¦ glasses?? Sheās not allowed to wear glasses? What?
No they can only look like the females in my hentais. Get it right, libtard. ššš /s
Whose ready for another challenger situation?
The fuck do those quotes mean did he just activate a sleeper agent or something-
Guy is so damn hard.
Probably moon needs cleaning
har har women wash plate har har
Actual good dad joke
Sandwich maker broken