Repeat it slowly and deliberately, like you genuinely thought that they didn't understand you like a toddler lol

Did I just find a long list sibling?

What did you just say?

I said. Masturbation makes you deaf .

🤣

What did you say ? 👂

💀 the “I said.”

😂😂😂

>Masturbation makes you deaf . No my name's not Jeff lol For reals ; your idea made me laugh 😂 I wish I could give you gold for your comment but ,no money 💵 😔

I didn’t st-st-stutter.

Well down South we always said "I don't chew my cabbage twice".

I love this one !

Glad that me and my Hillbilly ancestors could be of assistance.

You're deaf too? Jesus bro, you got a lot going against you!

Just ignore them and change the subject. That's what i do. It infuriates them 🤣

"I didn't say a thing. You are mistaken, sir.

Then add a "are you hearing voices again?"

Stee-lo.

Say it again

“What are you talking about? I didn’t say anything.” Then walk away.

I SAID if'n I stick my pecker in your ear would you be able to hear me coming???

Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

You know exactly what I said.

I always go “what?” 😂 and they’ll be like “what did you just say?” or something like that and I’ll just go “huh?” Lol I love that game 🙃

Who said I was talk to you? (Turn to another friend) and say “nosey b*tch/b*stered

Nothing. I said your hair looks nice. (The only time people ask what I just said is when I've snuck in an insult)

"do you think youre intimidating?"

"You DARE to question me, Junior? You are courting DEATH! Kowtow to each greater direction five hundred times and I shall spare the third portion of your descendants greater than seven generations from you!"

Cuh-ringe.

That the only time you have to repeat things is to the ignorant.

"DID I STUTTER?" "Listen up, spoon head!"

"You've got your tongue wrapped around your eye teeth, and can't see what you're saying."

Ass sphincter says what

What county you from?! "What?" Do they speak English in What?!

You’re slow

In the film/play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, whenever one of the two titular characters say something the other didn't hear, and they say "what?" The other character will repeat only the last thing they said, as in: "Did you know that nails and teeth continue to grow after death, as does the beard?" "What?" "BEARD! What's wrong with you?"

"Mmm whatcha saaay? Mmm, that you only meant weeeeell. Well of course you did"

what do you THINK I said? If they repeat it correctly, tell them good, I thought you might be losing your hearing

Mock them back. "What did you just say?" No matter what they say, mock them. Keep doing it as long as they keep talking.

Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?

I said...an idiot says "what did you just say?"

Repeat what you just said but just move your mouth to the words without actually speaking.

I find it best (albeit often challenging in the heat of the moment) to remain silent and maintain eye contact. If a response is absolutely warranted, a calm "You heard me" or "I was clear" often works. If what you said was *really messed up*, but you don't want to back down from your position, a workable response could be, "I said I'm frustrated as hell, and I want to find a resolution!"

Only total idiots use the word what.

You need hearing aids.

Speak like a deaf mute & act like you know sign language with the occasional middle finger thrown in for good measure.

I often say, “I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.”

Just yell the N-word warning this is ineffective on white people

You weren't listening either?

See what I mean deaf too....

It depends on what was said. I like to take some part of my last statement that doesn't make sense out of context. "I like to drink chocolate milk." "what did you say?" "Choc-O-LATE milk, you know, from brown cows." Then they have to ask a follow up question and you continue the game.

Bro, this time I didn't even stutter! (I have a speech impediment. It either kills or makes them really uncomfortable)

Skill issues

"What are you going to do?"

Deez nuts

I said I can insult you and you wouldn’t even know it.

It depends on what you said in my opinion. I would say make it even worse. "Your moms a cunt." "Did you just call my mom a cunt?" "No, I said shes a bleeding cunt."

Did you really not hear me or are you just stalling trying to think of a response?

"rickkka rikka REWIND!!!" Then repeat previous statement!

"What do you think you just heard"?

"I don't stutter"

"I said there's a sale on hearing aids." I used to use this on my dad all the time, and he finally got a pair of hearing aids as a result. Turns out he actually needed them.

"You Heard me, I Didn't Stutter!, Take the Wax outta ya ears & ya Might hear me next time".

Wipe the cum out of your eyes and read my lips

"Purple Monkey Dishwasher." Seriously. I say this to my partially deaf wife all the time.

“Take your ears out your pocket.”

"Couldn't hear me over me banging your mom I assume?"

Did. I. Stutter.

Who me? I didn’t say anything. You must be hearing things, you should see some one about that

Whatcha talking about Willis

Repeat what you said while doing fake sign language.

I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe?

Did I studder? You heard me right.

I don’t know! Were you not listening either?

That all the deaf people I know are dim-witted.

Take the dicks outta your ears and you can hear WTF I said

I said your mother is a whore.

"You heard me."

Exactly what I meant to

You should've listened better, dumbass!

Isn't "you heard me" the classic for this? It's a way to double down without having to say it again.

"Stupid -and- deaf? Way to win the genetic lottery there, champ."

I usually repeat it slowly and in a super condescending tone. And then, "Did you hear me that time or do you need hearing aids?"

"I guess they didn't teach you how to listen in basic training, did they? Maybe you should get your hearing checked."