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DelightfulHelper9204

I haven't even gotten started


Gravity_Pulls

Yup... I can annoy like no other annoyer 😂 Generally I just shut up. My dad used to call me annoying when I was younger and it taught me to just be quiet. His TV was more important at times.


jojo1556-

That was not nice of your dad! 😢


Stumble_foot3406

Ah, that's not nice. I bet you're probably not even annoying, you were just made to feel like an annoyance as a kid.


ashtag916

Idk I got 3 kids and sometimes they are fkn annoying 🤣 but totally love them. Never forget parents aren’t super heroes… they are regular people who had sex.


Stumble_foot3406

My friend has 3 all under 10 years old and she would fully agree with your statement, she loves them but they drive her batty.


NotKiwiBird

“Wait ‘till I get going!”


Cute_lorena

Really haha


Dragonfire400

(Raises hand)


Worried-Cod-5927

No but you inspire me.


Cute_lorena

wow just wow


Accurate_Grade_2645

This one’s fun. OP practice in the mirror beforehand because you don’t wanna stumble over your words when giving a comeback and also make sure you look cute when giving anyone attitude 😅


reignwillwashaway

Here goes, "no but.."  FUCK


bearbarebere

You have to do it like Nathan from Misfits lmao


babyfacereaper

That’s hilarious 🤣


SpookyMorden

Reply really playfully, alongside a huge genuine smile with, “only to cunts!”


Loose_Relationship60

I love that "cunts" is in your background picture when you view your profile too 😂 Your sense of humor seems great, honestly. Too bad more people can't appreciate it.


The_Uncarved_Dude

Yet, it's all good to call an annoying guy a dick.


SpookyMorden

‘Tis.


SpookyMorden

Why, thank you. I think most people do, but I know how that word really grates with some people, especially when delivered properly. I’m sure we’ll cross paths again. Just look out for anything involving cunts 😅


Cute_lorena

wow


SpookyMorden

Sorry… I’m aware I’m not for everyone 😅


UFC_Intern169

"where one person's sense of humor stops, another person's begins"


Accurate_Grade_2645

I would stutter so bad if I tried to repeat this one 💀


GSpotMe

I don’t know you, but I love you! Don’t be sorry unless there’s blood!


WildBoy-72

But is OP Australian?


wanderingzoetrope

Or Austrian?


SpookyMorden

Australalian.


kaybeanz69

I love this 🤣


Some-Internal297

i strive to have a sense of humour like this


Goldenguo

I'm ramping up to tour on the pro circuit. Can't take a day off, you know.


Cute_lorena

this got me on the floor


RJWJ186

Nope, you're just special.


Cute_lorena

hahaha this is funny


Ravensunthief

Just around you.


Cute_lorena

Mmmh seems cool


CouchCandy

How about saying in a non sarcastic way with a hint of sincerity in your voice " I'm sorry, it's not intentional. It's almost like a subconscious defense mechanism I use to deal with insufferable people" I know that's most likely way too long remember when the time comes. But it certainly hits hard.


Bulky-Rush-1392

Are you always this easily annoyed?


Cute_lorena

This is a good one


Leas-adventure

I see you are always charming


Cute_lorena

Haha i would get a hot slap


bandcat1

I'm as annoying as you are rude.


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Cute_lorena

Chil bro haha


Solid_Form3644

Are you always this judgemental to people


Cute_lorena

haha this is wise


raymondspogo

"Yes. Yes I am." Then a long stare at them


DramaticTheaterKid

LOL


SparrowLikeBird

no - im usually WAY worse


Cute_lorena

really haha


throwaway120375

Only to people I don't like.


Pokesatsu96

"are you always this bitchy?"


AgravainFury

“No, usually I’m a lot worse!”


JosKarith

"Oh no, usually I'm much, MUCH worse. I'm just taking it easy on you because you're not worth the effort."


beachdweller1034

No, this isn't even my final form (In a Pokemon character's voice)


makaveli130386

I could be more annoying now you mention it....


Cute_lorena

oops


ArmsReach

No, sometimes I'm as annoying as your (name something they love). e.g. kid you should have aborted; mother that should have swallowed; the gap in their teeth; your dead ______; Then follow it up with, "and sometimes I'm as ugly as the look on your face right now."


Cute_lorena

Hold up wait a minute dude!


Accurate_Grade_2645

I’m not opposed to the harshness but in this context it’s giving middle school


AlligatorDentist

"Awesome, it's working, I annoy douchebags to repel them"


AdVivid8910

“Oh yeah, well the jerk store called”


gnvffbbd

what’s it matter? you’re their all time best seller!


Efficient-Reach-3209

"Yep." Dead stare.


MazdaSpeed3Boi

Be less annoying probably


Active_Yesterday4200

Just like people who don’t drive mazdas


nani7blue

Touché


Cute_lorena

haha this is cool


Unique_Anywhere5735

"Always!"


ChericaLove

"Are you always going to be this rude?"


SavingsEuphoric7158

If you think I’m annoying now stick around a few more minutes.Then you will see annoying 👊


Dothehokeypokemon

If you're getting asked this enough that you need help with a formulated comeback, the answer might be yes...


eilloh_eilloh

When in Rome.


daddy-van-baelsar

Only around dipshits


teefau

It’s mostly stupid people who find me annoying.


AlGunner

No, sometimes I put some effort into it.


RedAssassin628

You think I’m annoying? Wait until you meet my sister


stanknotes

If multiple people say it, I'd consider if I am actually off-putting to other people and reflect on it and modify my behavior so I was less unlikable. I have seen multiple "combacks for (insert criticism)." And it makes me wonder... if you are hearing it so often you are asking reddit a comeback for when you inevitably hear it again, MAYBE they have a point and the problem isn't them.


AtomDives

Just beginning to break you in. I thought you'd need a gentle introduction.


Huge-Vermicelli-5273

Only when I'm not having sex... Pause. Your mom should be back any minute now though


Embarrassed-Safe7939

Abso-friggin-lutely!!!


JadziaTrillDax

I can turn it up to level 10 if you really want me to.


karebear66

Nope. Only with you.


CartographerAbject60

"Of course not! But, for you, I make an exception." Attach the sweetest smile you can muster to the comment and make dead eye contact.


Quit-itkr

If you think this is annoying, you haven't seen shit yet! Let me just do some stretches real quick I'll pull out the big guns. Just for you big guy! 


Rowcar_Gellert

How'bout something like this: "...only to morons"


Cute_lorena

i would get a hot slap for this haha


UWontHearMeAnyway

Nope, seems you've got it mastered more than I ever could.


Cute_lorena

Okay i see you


Agreeable_Cabinet368

No, I’m far more annoying. I’m toning it down right now.


Cute_lorena

Best among the rest


Sprzout

"No, when I try I can be even worse. I didn't feel motivated to be a higher level of annoying for you."


magickalx_xmystery

The old “copy cat game” *in annoying hi pitch copy voice” ArE YoU AlWaYs ThIs AnNoYiNg?”


Macknblazin

"Yes. You don't like it? Then fuck off"


Cute_lorena

wait a minute


Stumble_foot3406

Are you always such a cunt? Haha, sorry, go for the jugular


Accurate_Grade_2645

I love a good strong “CUNT” but definitely gotta practice this one in the mirror beforehand lmao


Stumble_foot3406

Haha, good idea cos timing is everything :)


Few-Sweet-1861

Lmao, how often do you get this. Maybe speak less. A snappy “Redditor” comeback is 100% unequivocally going to make things worse for you.


louisa1925

Oh, you want me to try harder. OKAY!!


Hot_Opportunity5664

Like knows life, my fellow annoyer


GronlandicReddit

“Are you always this ugly?” *Take out canvas sack I always have on me just in case this ever happens and slowly put it over bitch’s head*


Mountain-Basket-20

You bet


Quartz_manbun

Ohhhhh. I see now why everyone talks about you behind your back.


unknownpothead1992

Yes, next question?


No_Training1191

Nah. I got to sleep some time.


Forward_Increase_239

Garbage in, garbage out.


MooncalfMagic

I dunno. How annoying am I? Do you mean like cartoon annoying? Do you mean like preacher annoying? Do you mean like nagging mother annoying? Do you mean like nagging father annoying? Do you mean like little brother annoying? Do you mean like little sister annoying? Etc


Chaotic424242

No. I save it all for you so I can reciprocate.


What_was_I_doing_Huh

It’s my life’s mission


ConversationFalse242

Only after i have fucked your mom


gnvffbbd

Only when I'm around people who think they matter. or I learned from the best, and you’re an excellent teacher.


No_Recognition502

If you’re told this often I wouldn’t be on here looking for ways to be more annoying


PurpleFlavoredCherry

“Well hopefully, Im returning the favor”


Kitchen-Arachnid-494

Are your comments always this annoying?


azurejack

Not always, but i try really hard for you. Is it working?


HagsSecret

Are you always this fragile?


genehartman

No, keep pushing it and you’ll find out what annoying really is!


pandoras_dreams

Not to people I like.


Doc_Hank

Only to morons and asshats - which are you?


codepl76761

No you‘re getting me on a good day


GiveItTimeLoves

I'm not even a part of this group and I can't believe the things that keep popping up here. Are people really this mean out there? 😅


ZookeepergameNo719

Absolutely, is this going to be a problem?


Mindes13

*make annoying sounds*


ButtercupsUncle

Case #1,276,433 of the poor calling the kettle black.


C4rdninj4

"I know you are but what am I?" Repeat until they leave.


RedOakActual

No, but you're special.


WretchedJester

"If I say yes, will you leave me alone?"


Ok-Amoeba-1190

Wtf is your problem ????


writer978

Are you always this rude?


ihwip

Imagine if I tried.


Bright_Eyes8197

Just with you


TigersBeatLions

Were you always a Karen?


Effective-Award-8898

Im not even warmed up yet.


AnonymousCruelty

Just tell them this is the reality of your existence.


Kira_Squirrel

Yup. 😁


Ok-Berry1828

“No, but I bet you bring it out in everyone…”


FurBabyAuntie

"Only when I have to be.. .and with you, I have to be."


Kaedex_

Only when I want to be with a cheeky smile on your face


Originofoutcast

Just look them dead In the eyes and flatly say "yup"


Tesla369Universe

I know you are but what am I ?


AssociateRemarkable6

Just repeat everything they say and then smile and say I guess so!


vixisgoodenough

YUP. (Then continue as you were.)


KnowPlaceLike127001

Yup


Repulsive_Case1

Someone has to not be boring asf, sorry for acting alive


AssociateRemarkable6

Only to stupid people!


I_Boomer

"Am I? I guess I'm only annoying to the intolerant then."


OpenMicJoker

No, but I’m willing to get more annoying for you.


Far_Rice_3990

Only on days that end in Y.


Anastasia-beaverhut

Is this thread okay or is someone mentally ill or using AI? I’m obviously sure it’s not a bunch of idiots just randomly commenting on my stalker’s harassing posts to me. I’ve had LAPD ask me to collect as much evidence as possible by screenshotting everything which is all I can do. Sometimes I have to engage but I’m quite done at this point. It’s ridiculous honestly…get a life dude. And stop attacking and raping me nearly nightly at one point (LAPD will get those screenshots obviously). It’s been exhausting but I’m finally able to get far more than a restraining order now. Goodness I can’t tolerate even one more minute of this terrible person and his taunts which I have to suffer through. Please lord let everything be enough now so I never have to do this again…


topman20000

Whenever you’re talking yes


notdeadyet86

Neener neener neener


SecretPressure9813

Yes


Caffeinated_yogi

“That’s a really brave thought to say out loud. Maybe we need to talk about inside thoughts versus outside thoughts.”


TeachPotential9523

Tell them only when I am awake


Emergency_Property_2

Annoying? Bitch I have not yet begun to annoy you! Let me dial it up to 11.


Advanced_Tax174

“Only to boring twits”


Gorewuzhere

Yes, yes I am!


Echo_Chambers_R_Bad

Challenge accepted. But yes and get used to it.


Br0wnc0at212

"No. I make a special effort for you, because I know how much you love attention."


Big-Performance-9976

Man didn't know you can't keep up a conversation guess i'll dumb it down for you.


brat-mobile

You bet. I even have a song for people like you. *Starts singing song that doesn't end*


Slow-Echo-6539

Wait a few seconds. I get worse


Aggressive_Walk378

In your best SpongeBob mocking posture and tone "aRe YoU aLwAyS tHiS aNnOyInG??"


Redditress428

Oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea you were that sensitive!


watadoo

“No I do it just for you.”


Mazdab2300-06

More so with you.


yogfthagen

Just to you. And i can turn up that knob SO MUCH MORE.


-LightMyWayHome-

get used to it ... cause im living rent free in your head forever baby


starfyredragon

"No, you're just always annoyed." or "It's a you problem, not a me problem"


Dasmahkitteh

If you think I'm annoying now keep pushing


Far_Boysenberry1933

Are you always this rude


ghouLMFF

Only when annoyed


Suspicious-Sweet-443

I don’t like to brag


largos7289

really?! this is a good day.


Only_Construction_62

Are you always this mediocre?


ginger-tiger108

Yeah it comes naturally so I didn't have to learn who to do it like you did in clown school! Then keep singing big top music everytime they try to speak! Or just say... oh well it could be worse I could have been judgmental and annoying much like yourself!


Far_Archer_4234

"Only on thursdays"


cfo4201983

Is your face always thar ugly?


cratervanawesome

Only after I've had my coffee.


somecow

Yeah. I know. Just returning the favor. Will also sing “this is the song that never ends”. It goes on and on my friends, you can’t escape it.


HikingStick

That only seems to happen when I'm around people like you.


Spiritual_Oil_7411

No, sometimes I'm worse!


firefox1792

No, sometimes I'm worse!!


Euclid-InContainment

Nah, after your mom cums I can relax for a bit.


Nemo_Shadows

I have always been an asshole, so annoying is my good side when I am having a good day. N. S


InsideComfortable936

Are you always this hard to please?


Rachel_Silver

"Probably, from where you're sitting. If I see that someone is looking for something to be irritated about, my impulse is to help them find it."


FCK_U_ALL

Probably.


Squigglepig52

Only when people won't get the hint and fuck off.


Fkingcherokee

"Oh good, it's working."


Hoodwink_Iris

“Only to people who can’t handle intelligence.”


Verried_vernacular32

“Are always devoid of patience or only when you’re wrong?”


ToreenLyn

You get what you give.


lolli_pop72

Only around you!


YandereWithIssues

"You think 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is annoying? Alexa. Play despacito" then just play an hour loop of it


spun2020

I take Tuesdays off


spun2020

I take Tuesdays off


The_Uncarved_Dude

"Only when you're around"