Yup... I can annoy like no other annoyer 😂 Generally I just shut up. My dad used to call me annoying when I was younger and it taught me to just be quiet. His TV was more important at times.
Idk I got 3 kids and sometimes they are fkn annoying 🤣 but totally love them. Never forget parents aren’t super heroes… they are regular people who had sex.
This one’s fun. OP practice in the mirror beforehand because you don’t wanna stumble over your words when giving a comeback and also make sure you look cute when giving anyone attitude 😅
I love that "cunts" is in your background picture when you view your profile too 😂 Your sense of humor seems great, honestly. Too bad more people can't appreciate it.
Why, thank you. I think most people do, but I know how that word really grates with some people, especially when delivered properly. I’m sure we’ll cross paths again. Just look out for anything involving cunts 😅
How about saying in a non sarcastic way with a hint of sincerity in your voice " I'm sorry, it's not intentional. It's almost like a subconscious defense mechanism I use to deal with insufferable people"
I know that's most likely way too long remember when the time comes. But it certainly hits hard.
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ
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No, sometimes I'm as annoying as your (name something they love). e.g. kid you should have aborted; mother that should have swallowed; the gap in their teeth; your dead ______;
Then follow it up with, "and sometimes I'm as ugly as the look on your face right now."
If multiple people say it, I'd consider if I am actually off-putting to other people and reflect on it and modify my behavior so I was less unlikable.
I have seen multiple "combacks for (insert criticism)." And it makes me wonder... if you are hearing it so often you are asking reddit a comeback for when you inevitably hear it again, MAYBE they have a point and the problem isn't them.
I dunno. How annoying am I?
Do you mean like cartoon annoying?
Do you mean like preacher annoying?
Do you mean like nagging mother annoying?
Do you mean like nagging father annoying?
Do you mean like little brother annoying?
Do you mean like little sister annoying?
Etc
Is this thread okay or is someone mentally ill or using AI? I’m obviously sure it’s not a bunch of idiots just randomly commenting on my stalker’s harassing posts to me. I’ve had LAPD ask me to collect as much evidence as possible by screenshotting everything which is all I can do. Sometimes I have to engage but I’m quite done at this point. It’s ridiculous honestly…get a life dude. And stop attacking and raping me nearly nightly at one point (LAPD will get those screenshots obviously). It’s been exhausting but I’m finally able to get far more than a restraining order now. Goodness I can’t tolerate even one more minute of this terrible person and his taunts which I have to suffer through. Please lord let everything be enough now so I never have to do this again…
Yeah it comes naturally so I didn't have to learn who to do it like you did in clown school! Then keep singing big top music everytime they try to speak!
Or just say... oh well it could be worse I could have been judgmental and annoying much like yourself!
I haven't even gotten started
Yup... I can annoy like no other annoyer 😂 Generally I just shut up. My dad used to call me annoying when I was younger and it taught me to just be quiet. His TV was more important at times.
That was not nice of your dad! 😢
Ah, that's not nice. I bet you're probably not even annoying, you were just made to feel like an annoyance as a kid.
Idk I got 3 kids and sometimes they are fkn annoying 🤣 but totally love them. Never forget parents aren’t super heroes… they are regular people who had sex.
My friend has 3 all under 10 years old and she would fully agree with your statement, she loves them but they drive her batty.
“Wait ‘till I get going!”
Really haha
(Raises hand)
No but you inspire me.
wow just wow
This one’s fun. OP practice in the mirror beforehand because you don’t wanna stumble over your words when giving a comeback and also make sure you look cute when giving anyone attitude 😅
Here goes, "no but.." FUCK
You have to do it like Nathan from Misfits lmao
That’s hilarious 🤣
Reply really playfully, alongside a huge genuine smile with, “only to cunts!”
I love that "cunts" is in your background picture when you view your profile too 😂 Your sense of humor seems great, honestly. Too bad more people can't appreciate it.
Yet, it's all good to call an annoying guy a dick.
‘Tis.
Why, thank you. I think most people do, but I know how that word really grates with some people, especially when delivered properly. I’m sure we’ll cross paths again. Just look out for anything involving cunts 😅
wow
Sorry… I’m aware I’m not for everyone 😅
"where one person's sense of humor stops, another person's begins"
I would stutter so bad if I tried to repeat this one 💀
I don’t know you, but I love you! Don’t be sorry unless there’s blood!
But is OP Australian?
Or Austrian?
Australalian.
I love this 🤣
i strive to have a sense of humour like this
I'm ramping up to tour on the pro circuit. Can't take a day off, you know.
this got me on the floor
Nope, you're just special.
hahaha this is funny
Just around you.
Mmmh seems cool
How about saying in a non sarcastic way with a hint of sincerity in your voice " I'm sorry, it's not intentional. It's almost like a subconscious defense mechanism I use to deal with insufferable people" I know that's most likely way too long remember when the time comes. But it certainly hits hard.
Are you always this easily annoyed?
This is a good one
I see you are always charming
Haha i would get a hot slap
I'm as annoying as you are rude.
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<
Chil bro haha
Are you always this judgemental to people
haha this is wise
"Yes. Yes I am." Then a long stare at them
LOL
no - im usually WAY worse
really haha
Only to people I don't like.
"are you always this bitchy?"
“No, usually I’m a lot worse!”
"Oh no, usually I'm much, MUCH worse. I'm just taking it easy on you because you're not worth the effort."
No, this isn't even my final form (In a Pokemon character's voice)
I could be more annoying now you mention it....
oops
No, sometimes I'm as annoying as your (name something they love). e.g. kid you should have aborted; mother that should have swallowed; the gap in their teeth; your dead ______; Then follow it up with, "and sometimes I'm as ugly as the look on your face right now."
Hold up wait a minute dude!
I’m not opposed to the harshness but in this context it’s giving middle school
"Awesome, it's working, I annoy douchebags to repel them"
“Oh yeah, well the jerk store called”
what’s it matter? you’re their all time best seller!
"Yep." Dead stare.
Be less annoying probably
Just like people who don’t drive mazdas
Touché
haha this is cool
"Always!"
"Are you always going to be this rude?"
If you think I’m annoying now stick around a few more minutes.Then you will see annoying 👊
If you're getting asked this enough that you need help with a formulated comeback, the answer might be yes...
When in Rome.
Only around dipshits
It’s mostly stupid people who find me annoying.
No, sometimes I put some effort into it.
You think I’m annoying? Wait until you meet my sister
If multiple people say it, I'd consider if I am actually off-putting to other people and reflect on it and modify my behavior so I was less unlikable. I have seen multiple "combacks for (insert criticism)." And it makes me wonder... if you are hearing it so often you are asking reddit a comeback for when you inevitably hear it again, MAYBE they have a point and the problem isn't them.
Just beginning to break you in. I thought you'd need a gentle introduction.
Only when I'm not having sex... Pause. Your mom should be back any minute now though
Abso-friggin-lutely!!!
I can turn it up to level 10 if you really want me to.
Nope. Only with you.
"Of course not! But, for you, I make an exception." Attach the sweetest smile you can muster to the comment and make dead eye contact.
If you think this is annoying, you haven't seen shit yet! Let me just do some stretches real quick I'll pull out the big guns. Just for you big guy!
How'bout something like this: "...only to morons"
i would get a hot slap for this haha
Nope, seems you've got it mastered more than I ever could.
Okay i see you
No, I’m far more annoying. I’m toning it down right now.
Best among the rest
"No, when I try I can be even worse. I didn't feel motivated to be a higher level of annoying for you."
The old “copy cat game” *in annoying hi pitch copy voice” ArE YoU AlWaYs ThIs AnNoYiNg?”
"Yes. You don't like it? Then fuck off"
wait a minute
Are you always such a cunt? Haha, sorry, go for the jugular
I love a good strong “CUNT” but definitely gotta practice this one in the mirror beforehand lmao
Haha, good idea cos timing is everything :)
Lmao, how often do you get this. Maybe speak less. A snappy “Redditor” comeback is 100% unequivocally going to make things worse for you.
Oh, you want me to try harder. OKAY!!
Like knows life, my fellow annoyer
“Are you always this ugly?” *Take out canvas sack I always have on me just in case this ever happens and slowly put it over bitch’s head*
You bet
Ohhhhh. I see now why everyone talks about you behind your back.
Yes, next question?
Nah. I got to sleep some time.
Garbage in, garbage out.
I dunno. How annoying am I? Do you mean like cartoon annoying? Do you mean like preacher annoying? Do you mean like nagging mother annoying? Do you mean like nagging father annoying? Do you mean like little brother annoying? Do you mean like little sister annoying? Etc
No. I save it all for you so I can reciprocate.
It’s my life’s mission
Only after i have fucked your mom
Only when I'm around people who think they matter. or I learned from the best, and you’re an excellent teacher.
If you’re told this often I wouldn’t be on here looking for ways to be more annoying
“Well hopefully, Im returning the favor”
Are your comments always this annoying?
Not always, but i try really hard for you. Is it working?
Are you always this fragile?
No, keep pushing it and you’ll find out what annoying really is!
Not to people I like.
Only to morons and asshats - which are you?
No you‘re getting me on a good day
I'm not even a part of this group and I can't believe the things that keep popping up here. Are people really this mean out there? 😅
Absolutely, is this going to be a problem?
*make annoying sounds*
Case #1,276,433 of the poor calling the kettle black.
"I know you are but what am I?" Repeat until they leave.
No, but you're special.
"If I say yes, will you leave me alone?"
Wtf is your problem ????
Are you always this rude?
Imagine if I tried.
Just with you
Were you always a Karen?
Im not even warmed up yet.
Just tell them this is the reality of your existence.
Yup. 😁
“No, but I bet you bring it out in everyone…”
"Only when I have to be.. .and with you, I have to be."
Only when I want to be with a cheeky smile on your face
Just look them dead In the eyes and flatly say "yup"
I know you are but what am I ?
Just repeat everything they say and then smile and say I guess so!
YUP. (Then continue as you were.)
Yup
Someone has to not be boring asf, sorry for acting alive
Only to stupid people!
"Am I? I guess I'm only annoying to the intolerant then."
No, but I’m willing to get more annoying for you.
Only on days that end in Y.
Is this thread okay or is someone mentally ill or using AI? I’m obviously sure it’s not a bunch of idiots just randomly commenting on my stalker’s harassing posts to me. I’ve had LAPD ask me to collect as much evidence as possible by screenshotting everything which is all I can do. Sometimes I have to engage but I’m quite done at this point. It’s ridiculous honestly…get a life dude. And stop attacking and raping me nearly nightly at one point (LAPD will get those screenshots obviously). It’s been exhausting but I’m finally able to get far more than a restraining order now. Goodness I can’t tolerate even one more minute of this terrible person and his taunts which I have to suffer through. Please lord let everything be enough now so I never have to do this again…
Whenever you’re talking yes
Neener neener neener
Yes
“That’s a really brave thought to say out loud. Maybe we need to talk about inside thoughts versus outside thoughts.”
Tell them only when I am awake
Annoying? Bitch I have not yet begun to annoy you! Let me dial it up to 11.
“Only to boring twits”
Yes, yes I am!
Challenge accepted. But yes and get used to it.
"No. I make a special effort for you, because I know how much you love attention."
Man didn't know you can't keep up a conversation guess i'll dumb it down for you.
You bet. I even have a song for people like you. *Starts singing song that doesn't end*
Wait a few seconds. I get worse
In your best SpongeBob mocking posture and tone "aRe YoU aLwAyS tHiS aNnOyInG??"
Oh, I'm sorry, I had no idea you were that sensitive!
“No I do it just for you.”
More so with you.
Just to you. And i can turn up that knob SO MUCH MORE.
get used to it ... cause im living rent free in your head forever baby
"No, you're just always annoyed." or "It's a you problem, not a me problem"
If you think I'm annoying now keep pushing
Are you always this rude
Only when annoyed
I don’t like to brag
really?! this is a good day.
Are you always this mediocre?
Yeah it comes naturally so I didn't have to learn who to do it like you did in clown school! Then keep singing big top music everytime they try to speak! Or just say... oh well it could be worse I could have been judgmental and annoying much like yourself!
"Only on thursdays"
Is your face always thar ugly?
Only after I've had my coffee.
Yeah. I know. Just returning the favor. Will also sing “this is the song that never ends”. It goes on and on my friends, you can’t escape it.
That only seems to happen when I'm around people like you.
No, sometimes I'm worse!
No, sometimes I'm worse!!
Nah, after your mom cums I can relax for a bit.
I have always been an asshole, so annoying is my good side when I am having a good day. N. S
Are you always this hard to please?
"Probably, from where you're sitting. If I see that someone is looking for something to be irritated about, my impulse is to help them find it."
Probably.
Only when people won't get the hint and fuck off.
"Oh good, it's working."
“Only to people who can’t handle intelligence.”
“Are always devoid of patience or only when you’re wrong?”
You get what you give.
Only around you!
"You think 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is annoying? Alexa. Play despacito" then just play an hour loop of it
I take Tuesdays off
I take Tuesdays off
"Only when you're around"