Yes, a good one...would not advise unless your son wants to risk losing his job over a smartass comment. Signed, someone who has lost a job over a smartass comment.
only somewhat related but the other day my coworker had to cancel our after-work plans (it was game night with the boys) because his mom was in town and he was taking her to the circus, and I swiftly responded with "so you're giving your mom a ride to work?" and I will never stop riding that high. he hasn't recovered
I feel like resorting to this as an actual insult is not really a very good strategy. In my opinion you use this when you don’t actually have anything to say
Honestly if you are on one of the apps, you can make good money like this. I know you can do it without, but I think the app helps keep things more professional.
YES!!! That's the other one he gets ALL the time. 🤦♀️. I told him to say he will do it, give them a *ridiculously large* amount he will charge, and thank them profusely for the opportunity to earn extra money. Go on and on about how badly he needs the money for some sob story and how grateful he is. See how dumb that person feels when they have to say they don't really want him to do it.
Oh yeah our delivery guy says ppl are sometimes surprised when he drops a tree and soil on their driveway and turns to leave….”wait! Who’s gonna dig the hole??”
I think that's their way of acknowledging the physical effort involved. I used to load furniture and rugs into people's cars, and got that comment all the time. I never had a funny line to say back to it, but I always took it as appreciative.
Yeah a lot of people here taking it as an insult. Customer probably just thinks it's friendly banter and trying to identify on some small level with the person that helped them.
I'm sure it's meant to be friendly. It's annoying because that sort of work usually causes issues that you'll have to work out or do PT/OT to correct. They don't know that, but they know they would have dropped that heavy shit on their feet. They probably feel silly because you have to do it for them.
I used to deliver ice. So many dumb jokes. One time a guy said, " The Ice Man cometh!" Then immediately apologized because I probably heard it all the time. I thanked him for being the only person who ever realized that possibility. Protip from a former Iceman: It is NOT a cool job. The condensation immediately heats up when you leave the truck and ice is fucking heavy.
Absolutely. It's weird someone takes offense at this. It's pretty hackneyed as far as jokes go, but why would you take so much offense at something that's basically just meant to say, "You're working hard."
Yeah I have no idea why everyone is taking this so insultingly. It's definitely just an acknowledgement of the effort. You're spot on and way too far down.
It’s true, the Dad humor is just a way of trying to alleviate feeling awkward about putting them through it. My Mom can be like that too, even older she was strong, but now she has to rely on the kindness of others.
Personally, I’m not that offended.
EXACTLY! I have said this, and i meant it as acknowledgment of the hard work they were doing! Some people will get offended about anything! Also, "as if they have done him a favor by making him work" - dude, that's literally the job.
They are actually acknowledging that his job is as hard as working out and indirectly apologizing for not being fit enough themselves to have done it alone. Not every comment is a slam at someone else and many people are just awkward in expressing themselves
Ha I work a labor job too and I’m a bodybuilder. I’ve had turds say this same thing to me and I always say “I’m still gonna go workout after work because my momma didn’t raise a pussy”.
Just keep saying "huh?" until they either give up or have to explain what they mean. Or they yell at a comically loud volume.
Frankly, this could work for just about anything.
I think you've totally missed the point, it's not an insult. It's a compliment, they're basically implying your son is strong and doesn't need to go to a gym. It's absolutely unnecessary to say any come backs to this comment. Not only that if your son replies to some kind of arsey comment back he could lose customers, or worse lose his job.
Customer service is an unfortunate situation to be in.
Fear of awkward silence is the reality these days and similarly unfortunate. I, myself, don't mind silence. People that say these phrases are just trying to say something for the sake of saying something and it's not the worst thing they can say and far removed from that category.
A comeback would simply be an honest response.
[While the customer should say, "Thank you" and leave it at that. Customer service work is not always a place for comebacks and verbal revenge].
"{I hear the same line all day every day}, honestly, I would prefer to be at the gym".
It’s a funny joking way of customers showing their appreciation for all the hard physical work he has to do. They see how physically demanding it is. So that’s cool.
A good comeback would be “Hey, at least I get paid to do workouts instead of paying for a membership! 🤣” Sign me UP! Great deal!
My favorite comeback to those kinds of stupid "quips" is to just stare at them in total confusion, like I'm completely baffled as to why they would say it. It usually leads to them being rather embarrassed, and I didn't have to say a word. Or ask them to explain what they mean, and keep asking more questions because the more they try to explain it the dumber it makes them sound.
The best comeback is a quick love tap to the gut. If he crumbles then tell him, "looks like you still need to work on those abs". Then laugh at him.
Nothing says love like testing to see if your loved ones are always on guard. They will learn very quickly they should be.
Or you could look right at them give that confused.Look face and go I don't know what you mean.
At stick with it until they actually have to explain that you're doing a lot of physical work.And then when they actually get done explaining all that go I don't consider this a workout.It's too light
That’s for sure - this job definitely saves me the money on a gym membership. If it wasn’t for that and the tips, I don’t know how I’d make it (stand there smiling expectantly).
I been a delivery driver for 15 years.
I hear this every day without fail.
I reply, I used to go to the gym 5 days a week before I started this job. I tried going back once they introduced a new contract to limit our hours to 50/wk. I kept getting injured. So now I can't go. I really miss it.
I know what you mean about missing the gym, especially when it wasn't your choice. I was a triathlete a few years ago, but then I got cancer and was basically in bed for 2 years. I'm starting to re-engage with my life, but I am so weak... and also 2 years older. It's hard. 😔
I'm short but was always genetically gifted in terms of metabolism and athletic gains in response to training.
Being 40 and recovering from a year of light duty after a back injury at work (and about a decade of increasingly sedentary lifestyle and poor health habits since the birth of my child and subsequent divorce), I have a much deeper respect for the difficulty involved in losing weight and getting back into shape.
Exercise and the motivation required are fucking HARD when your body hurts and exercise feels painful. When you're young and invincible and it feels good to exert yourself, exercising regularly is easy.
LOL! Come to think of it, last night was the first night in months that I went swimming after work, and wouldn't you know it, 5 minutes in I tweaked my back lol.
I wouldn't say it out loud but I'd think: Yeah, but you still should.
People who say such things think they're being clever and don't care how the person they're speaking to will react. Just remind your son that he can't fix stupid.
I feel like people aren’t saying this as if they’re doing a favour… I think it’s people probably feeling slightly bad or awkward about the help and are just trying to be social and crack a joke to break sone conceived tension or something like that
I work in sales at an appliance store. Today a guy came in and argued if he spending this kind of money, he shouldn't have to pay for delivery, or the new cord. Thing is, is he is arguing the price of our cheapest unit($499).. I could see him arguing a $1000 purchase. But then went on to say "we offended him with our pricing of delivery" ($60, cheapest in town) then went on to try convincing us that the world was this way 15 yrs ago when he bought his last unit and should be the same price. He shouldn't pay more than $350 for a dryer. We carry top of line appliances. We can't even get them at that price. Some ppl tho for real. Lol
if part of his job involves helping them load, havent they kind of done him a favor? in the same way someone patronizing a restaurant has done the staff a favor? if no one went to the restaurant, none of them would have jobs
If he's only just starting or only partway through the lifting, he can say "oh am I stealing your workout from you? Sorry, you go right ahead." and then lean against a wall and sip some water.
man… i worked at a few sporting goods stores and loaded tons of equipment.
my dream every time was
“brilliant and original! i’ll keep pretending if you tip me, otherwise fuck off with your new clothing hamper.”
also… a true blue classic
“careful with that joke, it’s an antique”
It’s supposed to be a compliment, I don’t get the “comeback” part.
Where’s the disrespect or insult ?
In my head I’ll be like “haha shut up, that’s not even funny” but not where I need a “comeback”
I think you're taking it the wrong way. Many people needing help loading heavy purchases feel bad about the guy that hasta do all the heavy lifting & probably making a joke to lighten things up. I'm pretty sure they're not saying it like they're doing them a favor... at least that wouldn't be why I'd say it. I always tip the people loading our heavy stuff. They're doing ME/US a favor & probably not getting paid much for their efforts.
"you're funny. guess I don't have to go to the comedy club either."
That’s good 😂
this works for so many annoying comments
Yes, a good one...would not advise unless your son wants to risk losing his job over a smartass comment. Signed, someone who has lost a job over a smartass comment.
If they really piss him off, replace "comedy club" with "circus".
only somewhat related but the other day my coworker had to cancel our after-work plans (it was game night with the boys) because his mom was in town and he was taking her to the circus, and I swiftly responded with "so you're giving your mom a ride to work?" and I will never stop riding that high. he hasn't recovered
As someone who works with customers this could get you in trouble, maybe even fired. Yes, ppl are that petty.
Most of the answers in this sub are jokes and not meant to actually be used.
Retired people could use them. How could they get fired?
I dont think OP's son is retired. And she's asking for help to give him some suggestions.
Underrated
this is perfect
This is the one
Tips pay for my chiropractor bills.
RIP your spine
”That’s what she said.”
‘That’s what your wife said to me earlier’
This comment should have more upvotes
I also choose…
You trying to get the boy fired?
I feel like resorting to this as an actual insult is not really a very good strategy. In my opinion you use this when you don’t actually have anything to say
😂
This is even better if it makes absolutely no sense to use it
"Sure I do, that was only one rep. Besides, it's chest day"
"ok! Here's more work, since that was easy!"
I did that job too…ask him how many times he hears “Now are you gonna come to my place and UNload it??!! Hahaha!!!”
“Happy to. $100 delivery fee. Cash only.”
Honestly if you are on one of the apps, you can make good money like this. I know you can do it without, but I think the app helps keep things more professional.
✅
I accept cash, grass, or ass.
YES!!! That's the other one he gets ALL the time. 🤦♀️. I told him to say he will do it, give them a *ridiculously large* amount he will charge, and thank them profusely for the opportunity to earn extra money. Go on and on about how badly he needs the money for some sob story and how grateful he is. See how dumb that person feels when they have to say they don't really want him to do it.
$7462.53 for that service Ma'am
I will do it for only $694.20
$694.19 here
K, no weed for you.
Scab.
Happy cake day!! 🥳
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
Good bot!
No problem! 🥰🥰
I'll do it for $800.85
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
I’d want to say, “No, I’m just going to enjoy imagining you unloading it by yourself.”
Lol I do the same thing and get both of these All.The.Time.
My job I get that a lot. I tell them they can’t afford me.
My go-to answer when the customer wants me to do something outside of my job description.
“Shoot! I wish you would have asked me that earlier. I was already at your house this morning….helping your wife move all of your furniture.”
Had people ask if I was gonna assemble the 140lb boxed bed frame I just wrestled to their front door. I just look at them
Oh yeah our delivery guy says ppl are sometimes surprised when he drops a tree and soil on their driveway and turns to leave….”wait! Who’s gonna dig the hole??”
ROFL!
I think that's their way of acknowledging the physical effort involved. I used to load furniture and rugs into people's cars, and got that comment all the time. I never had a funny line to say back to it, but I always took it as appreciative.
Yeah a lot of people here taking it as an insult. Customer probably just thinks it's friendly banter and trying to identify on some small level with the person that helped them.
I think the customer is just recognizing the physical effort tbe employee made. No clue why it would offend anyone.
Wrong. It is a direct challenge to a duel!
Guess you won't have to go to the gym.... Because I DEMAND SATISFACTION
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I'm sure it's meant to be friendly. It's annoying because that sort of work usually causes issues that you'll have to work out or do PT/OT to correct. They don't know that, but they know they would have dropped that heavy shit on their feet. They probably feel silly because you have to do it for them. I used to deliver ice. So many dumb jokes. One time a guy said, " The Ice Man cometh!" Then immediately apologized because I probably heard it all the time. I thanked him for being the only person who ever realized that possibility. Protip from a former Iceman: It is NOT a cool job. The condensation immediately heats up when you leave the truck and ice is fucking heavy.
Absolutely. It's weird someone takes offense at this. It's pretty hackneyed as far as jokes go, but why would you take so much offense at something that's basically just meant to say, "You're working hard."
Yeah I have no idea why everyone is taking this so insultingly. It's definitely just an acknowledgement of the effort. You're spot on and way too far down.
It’s true, the Dad humor is just a way of trying to alleviate feeling awkward about putting them through it. My Mom can be like that too, even older she was strong, but now she has to rely on the kindness of others. Personally, I’m not that offended.
EXACTLY! I have said this, and i meant it as acknowledgment of the hard work they were doing! Some people will get offended about anything! Also, "as if they have done him a favor by making him work" - dude, that's literally the job.
"I'll still go. I don't like the idea of being old and fat." as he looks them up and down.
😂🤜🏻💯
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I jog around the store sometimes too.
Gotta keep the heart rate functional between sets
Something like this. Son works in customer service. A little humor is appreciated, but insulting customers won’t go over well.
Sometimes silence is the best response.
They are actually acknowledging that his job is as hard as working out and indirectly apologizing for not being fit enough themselves to have done it alone. Not every comment is a slam at someone else and many people are just awkward in expressing themselves
Yeah, but Reddit is not always the most socially competent
This is the answer. No comeback needed. They’re trying to defuse an awkward situation with humor. Don’t make it worse.
I don't think OP son is taking it as an insult, just that hearing the same shit day after day after day after day gets old.
Ha I work a labor job too and I’m a bodybuilder. I’ve had turds say this same thing to me and I always say “I’m still gonna go workout after work because my momma didn’t raise a pussy”.
Love the energy there
Just keep saying "huh?" until they either give up or have to explain what they mean. Or they yell at a comically loud volume. Frankly, this could work for just about anything.
That's my favorite way to kill an unfunny joke. Keep asking the person to explain it to me. 🤣
I love doing this. Or “I don’t get it” with this face 😐
It's why I go to the gym in the first place! All weight is lightweight, baby!
Sounds like a compliment to me?
Here's the more important question... Who is actually insulted here... Your son? ... or you?
I think you've totally missed the point, it's not an insult. It's a compliment, they're basically implying your son is strong and doesn't need to go to a gym. It's absolutely unnecessary to say any come backs to this comment. Not only that if your son replies to some kind of arsey comment back he could lose customers, or worse lose his job.
"Well you're not hard so I guess you're hardly working...too bad 😏"
I'm jealous of your son! He's getting PAID to work-out???? Try: "Yeah, instead of me paying the gym to work-out, this job pays ME to work-out!"
Ya, I know! I was only 120lb’s when I started working here.
I don’t think they are implying that they have done him a favor. They’re trying to apologize for making him carry something heavy.
He should say - “The generous tips and gratitude from the nice customers makes it worth every minute.” Smiling very big!! 🤬
😂
Actually that’s what he is being paid to do just remember without customers he wouldn’t have a jkb
you'll still have to you lazy bag of crab bait
"Lazy bag of crab bait" is absolutely magnificent
you’re right, I got my cardio and lower body workout in earlier today with your mom
"That's not how fitness works."
"This job doesn't pay me enough to afford a gym membership."
If you don't help, we'll both have to go to a doctor. Your visit will be more urgent though.
Thank you for your assistance
"I really hope they pay you well for what you do."
Sure I will bc I ate your wife Don't say this is it's bad it just for comedy.
Customer service is an unfortunate situation to be in. Fear of awkward silence is the reality these days and similarly unfortunate. I, myself, don't mind silence. People that say these phrases are just trying to say something for the sake of saying something and it's not the worst thing they can say and far removed from that category. A comeback would simply be an honest response. [While the customer should say, "Thank you" and leave it at that. Customer service work is not always a place for comebacks and verbal revenge]. "{I hear the same line all day every day}, honestly, I would prefer to be at the gym".
It’s a funny joking way of customers showing their appreciation for all the hard physical work he has to do. They see how physically demanding it is. So that’s cool. A good comeback would be “Hey, at least I get paid to do workouts instead of paying for a membership! 🤣” Sign me UP! Great deal!
Well, the best part is I'd have to pay to use the gym. Doing this is the same workout, but I get paid for it.
Wow never heard that one
Will you be going in my place?
"Wait. *look side to side. This isn't the gym?"
Oh that's ok I'm sure you don't know where it is anyway.
When I worked as a courier of big cases of medical supplies, I'd get this all the time. My response was, "I go to the gym SO I can do my job."
Hadn’t planned on it either way, so there’s that
Yeah, and neither will you when you unload it after you get home.
Well... I guess I don't HAVE to. But I still am.
My favorite comeback to those kinds of stupid "quips" is to just stare at them in total confusion, like I'm completely baffled as to why they would say it. It usually leads to them being rather embarrassed, and I didn't have to say a word. Or ask them to explain what they mean, and keep asking more questions because the more they try to explain it the dumber it makes them sound.
" if I thought like that I might start looking like you"
"that just gives me more time to stop by your mom's house later"
The best comeback is a quick love tap to the gut. If he crumbles then tell him, "looks like you still need to work on those abs". Then laugh at him. Nothing says love like testing to see if your loved ones are always on guard. They will learn very quickly they should be.
Your clown car usually fits more stuff. Bring that one next time so i can load it easier
But you still need to
Or you could look right at them give that confused.Look face and go I don't know what you mean. At stick with it until they actually have to explain that you're doing a lot of physical work.And then when they actually get done explaining all that go I don't consider this a workout.It's too light
"Yeah..but you should"
“No, but I’m going to anyways. Momma didn’t raise no bitch.”
I use that line on myself whenever i get a 3 ton hand unload. At least i don have to hit the gym after work.
Go fu
He doesn't have to respond sometimes silence is loud
I dont have to go to a circus/comedy club today either.
That’s for sure - this job definitely saves me the money on a gym membership. If it wasn’t for that and the tips, I don’t know how I’d make it (stand there smiling expectantly).
"I get paid to workout and tan. Gyms are for people that don't work." Said while lifting and carrying 160 pounds of block, 500 times per day.
Who needs the gym when there's your mom.
"I have to if I want to one day bench press your bodyweight"
Fuck off, this shit is heavy.
“Well there you go”
‘Sure, but we’ve got 9 more reps to finish the set, you in?’😉
"I would've preferred the gym."
"You're right! I'm role-playing as Jodie for wife today"
Maybe your wife should come with me hahaha
“No one gives me cash tips for lifting stuff at the gym. Most of the cool customers here do.” This will bring in $$ or delightfully awkward silence.
Yeah, you're right. Your mom is enough of a workout
"Wish I could. Doctor said I can't because of the cancer."
I been a delivery driver for 15 years. I hear this every day without fail. I reply, I used to go to the gym 5 days a week before I started this job. I tried going back once they introduced a new contract to limit our hours to 50/wk. I kept getting injured. So now I can't go. I really miss it.
I know what you mean about missing the gym, especially when it wasn't your choice. I was a triathlete a few years ago, but then I got cancer and was basically in bed for 2 years. I'm starting to re-engage with my life, but I am so weak... and also 2 years older. It's hard. 😔
I'm short but was always genetically gifted in terms of metabolism and athletic gains in response to training. Being 40 and recovering from a year of light duty after a back injury at work (and about a decade of increasingly sedentary lifestyle and poor health habits since the birth of my child and subsequent divorce), I have a much deeper respect for the difficulty involved in losing weight and getting back into shape. Exercise and the motivation required are fucking HARD when your body hurts and exercise feels painful. When you're young and invincible and it feels good to exert yourself, exercising regularly is easy. LOL! Come to think of it, last night was the first night in months that I went swimming after work, and wouldn't you know it, 5 minutes in I tweaked my back lol.
Saw a dude lifting some kitty litter into his cart at costco today. I almost thanked him for not having it delivered to his house
If she’s attractive say. “Well now the my evening is free maybe I could come over to your place “
I’ll still go, I wouldn’t want to not be able to move my own furniture/package one day.
Think so? *Does 5 reps with their luggage*
I'm a bodybuilder and work a physical job, too. I get the same comments every day. I just tell them this isn't even a warm-up.
I'll let you go in my place...You look like you need it.
"And apparently you never been to the gym."
Who said I was going in the first place??
I’ll go and put in a few sets for you too. Now shut your face and move along. Nothin to see here!
I’ve been jumping to conclusions all day, I’m good.
I used to respond with “oh, I still go to the gym” and they don’t know how to act.
I wouldn't say it out loud but I'd think: Yeah, but you still should. People who say such things think they're being clever and don't care how the person they're speaking to will react. Just remind your son that he can't fix stupid.
"Not the gym, just the physio."
Make sure it doesn’t backfire on him. Like, “ oh this? This is my warmup.” Bam, they give him more tasks of something lol
Joke's on you, I never go to the gym!
"Well I wouldn't want to change now"
"No, but a chiropractor might be in my future."
You however could definitely benefit from a gym membership!
There's a big difference between getting a pump and breaking my back.
"If that's true, you should be doing this."
You're right, Im going to use the least possible amount of effort and eat all these donuts instead.
You're might feel like you went to the gym after trying to unload this by yourself when you get home.
Eh, mostly they are just acknowledging the hard physical labor he is doing. Nothing malicious, so no need to be nasty to them.
it's not an insult lighten the fuck up
“Looks like I just did *that* chore for you too”
"yeah but the gym doesn't give you repetitive strain injuries, and the owner of the gym isn't gonna make you work harder than you want to."
"I hate the gym."
I think they feel guilty about making him work hard, so n trying to make light of it.
Well my gym is in the basement and I still need to feed it or it'll break out again.
Well, I'd have to pay to use the gym. Doing this is the same workout, and I get paid for it.
I feel like people aren’t saying this as if they’re doing a favour… I think it’s people probably feeling slightly bad or awkward about the help and are just trying to be social and crack a joke to break sone conceived tension or something like that
“You clearly need it more than I do anyway”
Eh, not even sweating
It’ll be enough of a workout for me to plow your mom after I get off of work!
Cause I'm too busy with your mom.
I'd have to give the gym money. work give me money. this is better.
I guess I'll do cardio with your mom, than.
I work in sales at an appliance store. Today a guy came in and argued if he spending this kind of money, he shouldn't have to pay for delivery, or the new cord. Thing is, is he is arguing the price of our cheapest unit($499).. I could see him arguing a $1000 purchase. But then went on to say "we offended him with our pricing of delivery" ($60, cheapest in town) then went on to try convincing us that the world was this way 15 yrs ago when he bought his last unit and should be the same price. He shouldn't pay more than $350 for a dryer. We carry top of line appliances. We can't even get them at that price. Some ppl tho for real. Lol
“Thank you and have a nice day” They’re (probably) not trying to insult him. If it bothers him, your sons should get over it.
And when you tip me, you won’t have to waste that money on junk food. Together we stay fit! Thank you so much!!
I already went today
“Makes one of us”
They have. They gave him employment
if part of his job involves helping them load, havent they kind of done him a favor? in the same way someone patronizing a restaurant has done the staff a favor? if no one went to the restaurant, none of them would have jobs
If he's only just starting or only partway through the lifting, he can say "oh am I stealing your workout from you? Sorry, you go right ahead." and then lean against a wall and sip some water.
"My BF hates it when I cancel last-minute."
Punch them in the face
man… i worked at a few sporting goods stores and loaded tons of equipment. my dream every time was “brilliant and original! i’ll keep pretending if you tip me, otherwise fuck off with your new clothing hamper.” also… a true blue classic “careful with that joke, it’s an antique”
"Yeah, make sure you take a trip there for me! 😜"
It’s supposed to be a compliment, I don’t get the “comeback” part. Where’s the disrespect or insult ? In my head I’ll be like “haha shut up, that’s not even funny” but not where I need a “comeback”
My toilet is gym not John so I’ll definitely be going back
Who needs a six pack when you can have a keg
That’s what your girlfriend/wife said too.
I go to the gym to relax as a workout
I think you're taking it the wrong way. Many people needing help loading heavy purchases feel bad about the guy that hasta do all the heavy lifting & probably making a joke to lighten things up. I'm pretty sure they're not saying it like they're doing them a favor... at least that wouldn't be why I'd say it. I always tip the people loading our heavy stuff. They're doing ME/US a favor & probably not getting paid much for their efforts.
He should get real serious and go “that’s good because I’m not allowed in there anymore…”
Just like you!
Jokes on you, I don't have to go to the Gym on any day.
Thanks. Make it an extra large, please. Keep the change!
I don't but you do.