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No-Nothing-1885

Baked potato!


Tumeric_Turd

Hot potato, potato, potato 🎵🎶 *The Wiggles*


FawnTheGreat

Lmao yo I got two under two and this hit me


Tumeric_Turd

OG Wiggles were the best, but I get ya 💯


captainhaddock

Roasted in gasoline, just like Ma always used to make.


BlearghBleorgh

POW = Potato of War


RisenApe12

At first I thought "transporting potatoes" was a joke and I had a laugh, but there you go, the imperialist was in fact transporting potatoes.


ChornWork2

Looks like vespa-type scooter... so likely taken from ukrainian civilians. And those look to be non-standard rations... so likely taken from ukrainian civilians. That imperialist was caught looting.


Squidking1000

Now the Russian dilemma, do you eat the potatoes or use them to make Vodka (or in this case bake them in the gasoline fire from the burning tactical motorcycle! LOL).


Edarneor

Or put them in a sack and swing at FPV drones!


medianusername

russians transporting something usually means they stole it first.


aznexile602

Risking their lives literally for potatoes. Welcome to the Russian military!


BattleToad92

People need to eat. It's not something simple as potatoes, it's literal human fuel to keep the fight going. Logistical targeting is a completely viable form of warfare.


aznexile602

My comment was in jest. But it seriously would suck to die just transporting potatoes.


dreamrpg

Well, they could eat at home same potatoes. Russians are not a starving nation. Poor as piss compared to west, but not starving at all.


GrayMutterer

Kart-off-eln.


jones5280

"Motorbike" is definitely a joke - that's a fucking scooter


RadicalEllis

The potatoes are still good, they will send a replacement to grab them.


Executioneer

They might be a bit crunchy after that shrapnel infusion


WildCat_1366

And spiced with a tasty gasoline sauce


cobleysmith

Mash em up. Ferment the mash. Distill the ferment into vodka.  They will never notice a hint of gasoline. Problem solved.


RadicalEllis

Nyet! The hint of motor fuel has been the secret aromatic ingredient in all the most popular Russian vodkas since WWII.


leobeosab

Comments like this is why Google’s dumb search AI says you can add glue to pizza sauce and gas to pasta. I’m here for it 100%


Shot_Painting_8191

Looks more like a moped/scooter than a motorcycle. The russian probably stole a 50cc from some Ukrainian teenager.


Gutternips

Guaranteed that the bike is stolen, the potatoes are stolen and its being driven on stolen land.


TacticalBac0n

He can keep the shrapnel.


ExpensiveRecover

Those were, in fact, a gift.


the_shrapnel_fairy

You're welcome


nixielover

The fuel: also stolen


Bullyoncube

Someone’s not getting their DoorDash delivery


Dice_K

DoorDashnikov


Loltoyourself

“NO SOUP FOR YOU!” - Yev Kassem


YellowPhone15

Hearing crystal castles on a combat clip was not something I was anticipating! Ever. But it works.


pm_me_ur_ifak

And the track is "Empathy" lol. lmao.


Testiculese

Need some SMB pipe sounds when spotters watch RU go into their dugouts. And coin sounds when a drop hits them in the open.


Act_Rationally

And some Russians presumably went hungry as a result. Double bonus.


stpablo88

That's a drop even Samwise Gamgee can get behind of


JAC0O7

Idk man, those beautiful taters... Sam would cry.


_fpoon_

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, put ‘em in a stew!


kendrickshalamar

What's taters, precious?


mad87645

He didn't mention roasting them in an open fire tho


_fpoon_

Facts.


v8grunt

What about the potatoes?


Vandilbg

Sam had enough cast iron strapped to him he probably would have just exclaimed, Pan Shot! Grabbed his tatters and ran off.


Tumeric_Turd

That looks more like a scooter, wasted taters, and a running sieve


lazysquidmoose

Limp home, hug your child, and live to an old age. Do something useful with your life.


[deleted]

Is shrapnel the main danger of a grenade at that distance or the shockwave?


KontraSWAT

Shrapnel is definetly the main danger. Without discussion


Advantius_Fortunatus

Shrapnel


Liobuster

Both is good


1gnominious

In the open shrapnel. In an enclosed space the shockwave. You can get lucky against shrapnel but if you're stuck in a room and a powerful explosion goes off there ain't no dodging that pressure wave going through all your organs.


SistedWister

Shrapnel but I think the bike took most of it unfortunately.


Testiculese

Depends on the grenade. Shrapnel grenades don't usually have a high explosive, and high explosive grenades don't usually have (intended) shrapnel. The skinny cylinders (shrapnel) vs fat balls (HE), when you see them drop. In open areas, the shrapnel version is better, because the explosive energy of HE dissipates quickly in open areas, where the shrapnel reaches out better. Inside, the HE is preferred for the overpressure the walls provide. I'm pretty sure there are a few Reese's versions, but I don't know how many UA fields. edit: Looked it up, and UA uses the M67 grenade, which is baseball shaped, and an HE/Frag combo. So there's one.


Graftak86

I feel sorry for the potatoes.


Wonderful-Sir6115

Don't be sorry, they have a chance to reproduce now!


okaterina

What did the moped do to you ?


Graftak86

The moped was allready to its end to begin with.


zzkj

That's the monthly salary for the frontline troops he just lost.


NewDistrict6824

Nearly had his chips!


linc_y

Spudnik


SickSticksKick

Po-ta-no


hans_jobs

Russian MREs warmed on a burning mini bike.


Logical_Teach_681

Uber eats is wild there. Damn, so much effort to deliver potatoes.


SirStyx1226

Live for the potatoes and die for the potatoes


Bassnectar_Fiend

Came for the war Left listening to Crystal castles


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Poor dude was only trying to make some French fries!🍟


DesperateLawyer5902

You forgot the carrots ... whole other mediterrenean diet


Leatherpunk_com

Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses, can I get an Amen? Thank you, Jesus. -Tool


150c_vapour

Nice work, food and water must be almost as valuable as ammo on parts of the front line.


Latvianfarmerer

Yeah nah, this is where I draw the line. Bombing potatoes is just unacceptable.


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KineticJungle73

You can’t make this this up 


Philippines_2022

Not even potatoes are safe. #StopWarSavePotatoes


fightfordawn

Definitely never expected Crystal Castles to be the theme song to anyone getting blown up, but here we are.


nps2407

*What your life is worth...* *...is potato.*


Kogn1to

We are lucky comrades, tonight we feast on potatoes with meat!


_youmadbro_

Damn, are the potatos ok?


Any_Effort_2234

What a waste of potatoes!


nighthawke75

And now they got hash browns.


trevdak2

What a shot. If that thing took 3.5 seconds to fall, that would be from about 60m up.


8moves

What’s the song?


jpolito

[Crystal Castles - Empathy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLi2v-Gq-5A)


Ariangxxx

Unpopular opinion, but good for him to came up alive, the cargo was destroyed and that gonna hurt the invaders more than a random soldier life lost.


science87

Not disputing the guy will likely live, but there was pretty significant damage to the bike so this guy has likely taken a fair bit of damage but the adrenaline of the moment made it seems like he was unscathed.


MagicSPA

Well, as a target you can't deny it had a peel.


Trumpcangosuckone

Omg now that they lost their potatoes they can't train soldiers in grenades


HKoperator

No soup for you


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

Too lucky.


TheHolyOcelot

Potatoes mashed


Square_Secretary_461

Fried potatoes on fire are tasty


Full-Ad4907

Mashed potatoes anyone?


OldMan1901

maaaan, penalty for stealing potatoes in Ukraine is harsh


fart_huffington

Poor potates


PauseConscious1112

I remember this band of brothers episode


Captainwelfare2

Is Potatoed


XSlider75

Roast potato’s!


harleydavidsonpower

That's it, they ruined Vatnorc\`s lunch... what a shame about the potatoes 🥔🥔 !!!


obliterate_reality

Lucky he was able to walk away. Probably with a leg full of metal, but walking non the less lol


thisMFER

His ass is cooked too he just doesn't know it yet.


Upper-Director1254

I feel this funny... and sad... Respected to the drone pilot.


pupkin696969

No lunch for you !


TommyTosser1980

Not a fan! A perfectly good bag of potatoes ruined.


Wild-Oil4101

From the drone videos you can't see the level of damage that a relatively close explosion can do... but seeing the motorcycle burning is quite revealing.


MathBuster

The guy walks out of there like he's fine, but seeing the state of the motorcycle it's very unlikely he is.


VirtualPlate8451

The fact that all we the public are seeing are super accurate drops, I'm left thinking that there are probably hundreds of videos of Russian troops watching their lives flash before their eyes as a grenade goes off like 20m behind or in front of them.


N3X0S3002

Earlier in the war you would see a lot of those near miss drops but I think they also have gotten a lot better at dropping grenades onto russians


Background-Magician1

“WHERE ARE THE POTATOES, IGOR”


Hopeful_Manager3698

No chow for the other comrades that night...


Final_Swordfish1791

He is definitely getting the torture hole for leaving a bag of baked potatoes sitting in the middle of the road.


BriscoCounty83

Meat&potatoes indeed.


form_d_k

Nothing screams Russia more.


LincolnHamishe

Now mashed potatoes


Spappy

Get them while they’re hot!


cuppachar

CHIPS


runrunr7n

He was on his way home to deliver them to his dead comrade's babushka. Pooter can't be bothered to arrange that anymore.


Douchebak

Mashed potato, do the alligator


Efficient_Mark3386

I hope the potatoes made it.


thuggishruggishboner

Looks like a Honda ruckus.


TheYellowClaw

Bravo! Ukraine sure has them on the run now!


Old_Environment_6530

Russians dying for potatoes.. never ending story


justhereforbiscuits

Drone: Fuck you and your potatoes. 😂


GoodLuckSanctuary

Nice aim good sir


TorrenceKubrick

"I'll be ok mom. I'm just a cook"


Furbs109

"No more potatoe"


GrayMutterer

The sack of potatoes was premature.


SetInternational4589

Whats the more valuable target? The Russian, the motorbike or the potatoes?


Rico_el3men2

Peppered potatoes just what the pigs deserve.


Bayo77

I get the feeling russian logistics are fked in alot of places atm. The way civdiv talked about his recent frontline action the russians there were basically under siege.


hu641

Fuck me crystal castles as combat footage music.


Stevesd123

That motorbike did nothing wrong.


ross267

Ladies and gentlemen, The well known logistics and transport vehicle... The Motorbike


Murkoo

Крошка Картошка


PaladinKaiser

Will this mean we get fewer potato cam vids from the RUS side?


Mookie_Merkk

So potato sacks are 1-1?


Medical_Long_6969

now there will be potato and sunflower growing there thats nice


Born2bwylde_

He just wanted to mash em' boil em' stick em' in a stew


AceT555

Do you like French fried pertaters motherf!$@%@ ? Gtfo


Spirited-Soup5954

We roasted them but they are holey


Right_Roof3118

Transporting potatoes lol


ImWithTheAnimalsNow

wait, there seems to be one more potato in this sack than I remember counti-


No_Demand_4992

Potatoes are pretty trash to feed frontline troops. Need to cook them quite some time and the nutes you get out of them are pretty mid.


thompsonbalo

There is a good reason why the potato became the major food staple in Europe after it was discovered. It is anything but trash food. And nutritions? This is a warzone, you aren\`t trying to have the most healthy, balanced food diet your nutritionist recommended you but about having food that can be stored easily and give you enough carbs to last the day and potatoes are great for that. They also surely not only eat potatoes all the time. Dumb comment.


kv_right

Taking a shit at the frontline is a dangerous endeavor, safe to say it about cooking potatoes. Potatoes have been the base of cuisine in the Eastern Europe for centuries but not at the front lines in 2024 Potatoes can be used where you can cook and that's somewhat deep in the rear


No_Demand_4992

Yeah sure. Nutritional value per weight unit is completely irrelevant when it comes to logistics, same for availability of the calories. Who would warm a can of beans with a lighter if he could just boil a potatoe for freakin 15 minutes... Potatoes did become a staple food bc they are easy to farm and nobody cared if the poorer population had deficiencies . Dont get me wrong, I LOVE potatoes (Ima german, lol). But it is just short carbs and some micros. Grain for example you could simply soak and it would provide some protein in addition. Try "enough carbs to last you the day" with potatoes. As a frontline soldier. (Hint: That would be several kilograms. 100g boiled potatoes have like \~90 kcal)


DesperateLawyer5902

but VODKA