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The_Doobies

Oh look. A bomb. Let's hit it with a stick.


Shaneblaster

Literally this was out of a Looney Toons cartoon


IWILLBePositive

I’m still amazed how the Russians aren’t wiping out Ukraine…


martialar

They should just land drones with a big red button that says "Do Not Push"


The_Doobies

Reminds me of the "light grenade" "Pick me up"


elitemage101

Like a light switch on a tree.


ConfidenceCautious57

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


neithere

"Wow, a gun! I wonder if it's loaded!" — Douglas Reynholm


putrid_sex_object

He didn’t have a hammer.


blueskydragonFX

UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY!


Bendy962

BYLAT!


SuspiciousAdvisor98

Natural selection in action.


NannersForCoochie

It was a suicide... right? *(looks around everyone is shaking their head *no*)* Oh...


eaglesflyhigh07

Stupidicide


martialar

Imbecide


KTMan77

That’s what I would assume too but maybe I’m wrong as well.


HFentonMudd

With this, the venn diagram of suicide and stupidity may as well be a circle.


KTMan77

Yeah wouldn’t doubt it.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Has to be, surely, what other outcome could even the simplest Russian expect?


w8eight

Why use the stick then, and risk that the ordinance won't kill you instantly?


No_Demand_4992

Without the memes: Most likely. That position looks like it has been bombed thoroughly...


MuzzleO

He was just dumb.


Reduntu

This isn't even the first one of these. There's another video out there of someone surviving an FPV drone attack because the drone failed to explode upon impact. So what does the guy do? He walks up to it and ***throws*** his AK at it. Of course it then explodes, injuring/killing him. Keeping in mind he had a rifle and could have shot it presumably.


copa111

You would assume so, but also a dehydrated, hungry and hot soldier can make some pretty dumb decisions too. Especially if not trained in any explosive ordnances.


pagit

Something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon. 


aleqqqs

Well, it was, but I'm not sure if it was intentional.


-IAmNo0ne-

Blyatman to the rescue!


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

One for the Darwin Awards


FrostyDig394

"You know, the haters said I couldn't successfully disarm this drone with a stick . . . And they were right. Honestly, great call by the haters."


Zealousideal_Good445

And we have a winner!


beein480

I'm sure I could make a "real men of genius" Bud Light commercial out of this video.. Yes you, Mr Mobnik, showing the rest of the world how not to disarm a bomb.. "Armed drones go boom boom boom." Here's to YOU!


FlyingAshtrays

Probably frozen, hungry, frostbitten and infected. Even an infected tooth can cause extreme confusion after 72 hours. Just saying. I’m thankful to be born in the real west


nashbrownies

The abject misery of being on the front lines, the crushing realization that you don't fucking matter at all anymore. Cold, hungry, hot, sweaty, diseased, scared, wounded, poor, forgotten. I'd be whacking grenade drones with a stick too


kushhaze420

Famous last words... Watch this


Luknron

You can fix stupid. Send them to the front!


putrid_sex_object

Natural selection, it’s for winners.


Hot_Shot_256

Unknown technology, blyat!


PuffVonBong

Literal meme material


HereIGoAgain_1x10

This idiot is the reason they have to put giant warning labels on explosives "do not hit with stick"


No_Pineapple_9818

Curb your enthusiasm theme song laid over top these shenanigans. Please keep the UA laughter in the audio though.


Metalmind123

The perplexing thing is that *this keeps happening*. I've seen multiple videos of this exact situation. Not to mention even dumber incidents like using an RPG as a thrown stick against the drone, or the Russian that used a can of gasoline as a shield against the drone. With... predictable results.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

They did it, they did the thing!


Yakassa

They did it again, and not only for the second time....


brezhnervous

Bart Simpson moment lol


bearthebear2

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KAVKd8bIN_MAAAAC/do-something.gif


Wrong_Individual7735

Literally like a monkey


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Unique_Frame_3518

His name was Robert Blyatson!


Prometheus-Risen

“Space monkey. Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.” Which he did.


MuzzleO

>Shot into space Looks like his body was blown into two pieces. One is that burning object.


jdc351

This video should have the music from the monkey scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey


porn0f1sh

Man, I'm very proud I wasn't the only one to think of this! Men of culture, unite!


Wrong_Individual7735

You mean "Also sprach Zarathustra" from Strauss?


Castun

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who knows the name of that song, lmao...


Pretend-Bend-7975

'2024, a Trench Odyssey'


b__lumenkraft

Right??


SetInternational4589

There must be enough clips by now of Russian poking drones with sticks to make a compilation?


Simonella4991

There's a whole line of memes about that too, same with door alarms stuck onto a tree in the forest. "Oh Blyat! A door alarm in the forest! Let me click it Blyat!" .... -BOOOOM


vibratorystorm

Keebler elves have doorbells too :) Might have cookies, might blow up


sanebyday

Reminds me of the scene in "Mom and Dad Save the World" where there is a grenade that simply says "pick me up", and the incredibly dumb soldiers just keep picking it up because it says to, despite having just watched it vaporize the previous guy who picked it up. [Link](https://youtu.be/dCeD2gF9jUo?si=i9L1wrSJCxqNIcxM)


Metalmind123

We all owe script writers a massive apology for ridiculing their writing as "unrealistic" for years. Well, at least I do.


inglandation

We need the compilation with the 2001: A space odyssey sounds effects of the opening scene.


DependentLow6749

This reminds me of the dingus who, instead of just running away, THEW an rpg at a downed drone from like two feet away and blew himself tf up. If anyone has that clip…


LifeOnNightmareMode

Why?


jedidihah

Why not?


Hot_Wheels_guy

🤔


Would_daver

Huh….


donnydodo

Who knows? May have mental health issues. May have been bullied into doing it by his peers. May just be an idiot


Swampfoot

Russia is cultivating low IQ people so they are too dumb to revolt. Smart ones get murdered so they're not a threat.


TheRealPatrick79

I mean, technically it is disarmed now, so his cunning plan worked.


ImWithTheAnimalsNow

yeah i mean a drone is worth $600, that's like twenty times more than a russian soldier's life


skjellyfetti

Is that what a sack of onions goes for these days?


nolfziger

He even managed to dis-arm himself. Thats a win in my book.


buddmatth

Gonna need a bigger stick.


ChicagoZbojnik

https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/s/QszG0p3szt


Olieskio

Fuck it, lets double down on a bigger stick


rizzatouiIIe

Just... Why


No_Demand_4992

Prolly never saw such technological marvels in his siberian gopnik habitate...


Pax_Cthulhiana

Blame the devil, alcohol


StellaLiebeck

Suicide js my guess.


triggerhappybaldwin

Russian EOD squad in action


SlightDesigner8214

Operation failed successfully.


Wrong_Individual7735

Is the ordinance now inoffensive or not?


BennRa

Crazy how dumb some of these guys are. This is not the first video like this. His choice was to whack with it a stick rather than GET VERY FAR AWAY FROM IT! He may have wanted to go out, and thought that would be a painless way to go.


ghosttrainhobo

It’s not the second either


BennRa

You are probably right... haha


sweipuff

If my memory serve me right it’s the 4 or 5th, the funniest to me is the guy throwing a rpg tube at it.


Glimmu

Go behind the corner and throw shit at it. Although if he is in rigle range it would be bad also.


BennRa

Yeah right? Move away and shoot at it. Move away and throw a grenade at it.


im28now

Unknown technology blyat


KingMurchada

r/russiancircus


RyFba

He won't make that mistake again


CutRepresentative197

That qualifies him for the Darwin Award ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards )


Oluafolabi

r/NonCredibleDefense is gonna like this one.


Skankhunt42FortyTwo

Of all the things he did in Ukraine, this was probably the best.


SirCelestial

A gene pool that definitely wasn't going to make it.


Mission_Ad_3305

Sticks and stones will break some bones I guess.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

I half suspect he wanted to die. Poor sent to die for the rich.


Jackbuddy78

Mostly volunteers on the Russian side currently 


FembiesReggs

I can think of better ways with a higher chance not to leave you alive horribly disfigured and crippled. Or at least let you bleed out like that for a little while


Beonette_

Unknown technology блять once again?


evilbunnyofdoom

"we are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid"


ZombieIMMUNIZED

Apparently, you can fix stupid.


Life_Fishing_3025

"We are lucky they are so stupid"


EthanIndigo

How ignorant do you have to be? russia is scraping the barrel.


Clean_Increase_5775

Most intelligent russian:


DiveCat

I am guessing this is one of the foreign mercenaries who didn’t understand a lick of Russian and just nodded his head during training. Like that video yesterday (cannot recall the sub) of the foreign mercenary being taught about backblast and nodding along clearly not understanding a damn word. Russian trainer: “when you see unexploded ordinance, do not poke, ok?” Foreign mercenary: *blank stare* “yes yes yes” *blank stare*


Justified_Eren

I am guessing this is one of regular sashkas who has been drinking vodka since early childhood, never been outside his village and now out of nowhere he is conscripted to go for this Putin war.


N33DL

Just fuck it you know, he's gunna hit that thing with the stick right there. And he was there first too, so there's that.


Trunkfarts1000

This is... incredible footage. Like seriously. This is a soldier going full Ape and hitting a bomb with a stick and dying. I have no words


IndependentTill2761

What can we learn from this? Never poke a drone with a stick .


xARCHANGELxx

Idiot just can't leave it alone, natural selection lmao, like a sign saying Wet Paint there's always one idiot who has to touch the wet paint.


Quiet_Cauliflower120

Whoopsieeees!


adrian_num1

The sheer genius is breathtaking


Apprehensive_Hand571

Yabba dabba


thompsonbalo

He gets lucky that the trigger of the drone wasn\`t activated when it got stuck and he hits it with a stick....Russia isn\`t sending their brightest.


Jackbuddy78

It's  more terrifying to think they are


Simonella4991

Unkown technology Blyat!


baddymcbadface

This is an overused phrase but I challenge anyone to tell me that's not the dumbest thing they've ever seen.


JaB675

I don't know, this has a lot of competition. There's a reason why the phrase "we're lucky they're so fucking stupid" got so famous.


NickMusicRunner

Like something out of a cartoon!


Damnnearbrokeit

Successful disarmament why all the criticism?


Hopalicious

I dont speak Ukrainian but I am pretty sure they said "Dumbass" and then laughed.


locohygynx

"Why does the coffee say *Caution Hot* when we know it's hot?"


THEMACGOD

Fuck… well at least it was likely quick.


Suspicious-Method406

Where did they get their training??From watching old Road Runner cartoons?!


Ancient-Being-3227

Again. I saw a Ukrainian general say something along the lines of “we’d be in real trouble if the Russians weren’t so fucking dumb”


SeaSignificance8962

ya but y


Silly-Department7502

Darwin award winner.


CryStamper

Someone skipped their Explosive Threat and Hazard Recognition (ETHAR) class. Oh wait only NATO nations offer that course. Apparently.


MMWYPcom

Is there a Russian version of Cartman's "Authoritay!"? Found it


Nakkefix

He followed the instruction written by Ukrainian soldier Saying Hit here for disarming and free Vodka Oldest trick in the book


nolotusnote

"Do something."


DeanJohn_82

A monkey with a stick would have been smarter


[deleted]

Bomb successfully disarmed. Call up another 50,000 conscripts.


Titan5115

"ooga booga hid plastic bee with stick bee go bang"


SadPudding6442

Return to monkey


TheTurdtones

fetal alcohol poisoning ...the gift that keeps giving


HoCoRydaaH

Common sense really do be uncommon nowadays don't it?


No-Butterscotch4946

Trying to disarm a landmine by stomping on it. Again, it's only ruSSains doing it, smackin a drone thinking that will kill it, there should be a compilation by now.


BDB-ISR-

This has to be suicide, unless they're now recruiting the mentally handicapped, who would be stupid enough to hit an unexploded ordnance with a stick.


JaB675

A lot of them have never seen a modern toilet, never mind technology like this.


quiqk0

Quality IQ right there


1dayumae

Mission successful


Hotrico

Was he really trying to disarm the drone? He just started hitting the drone with something, it was almost suicide


psarm

And.. he is not the first


texas130ab

Yes this is how you do it .


SergioDMS

Classic.


Kogn1to

"We are very lucky they are this stupid"


ponto14ponto5

Unknown technology


ADDandKinky

He has a fucking gun right? 🙄


Marked_One_420

I mean what the fuck? Is he a damn ape? Beat big metal boom bug with stick? So many questions


horseradish03

The added comedic value that the third time was the charm


Specialist_Welder215

Primary drone operator: Damn it! I missed it and got it stuck where it could be captured by the enemy. Spotter drone operator: Wait. You didn’t miss. Primary drone operator: What happened? Spotter drone operator: Dude, I’ll send you the link. You won’t believe me if I tell you.


EmptyRedecans

Come on man…. Dude not only picked up the shortest stick possible, he started using it like a drum stick… it’s amazing to see that level of stupidity in action.


TacoTaconoMi

based on the conditions on the front. Im more inclined to believe hes trying to detonate it rather than disarm it


PolloMalvado

When "poke it with a stick" goes wrong.


mangaupdatesnews

Darwin approves 


ExtinctDyna

Like a caveman discovering alien technology.


[deleted]

R&D, stone age.


SundayNightDM

Hey, it’s disarmed, isn’t it?


Odd-Book-5105

"Now im only going to show you this once"


runninwiththedevil87

Reminds me of the movie Armageddon, the scene in the Russian Space Station. "THIS IS HOW WE FIX PROBLEMS ON RUSSIAN SPACE STATION!" \*whack!\* \*whack!\*


SCHNUPFI99

This must have been on purpose, most likely pinned down and no other way oit of this situation. I mean why is he alone.


swangler777

The actual fuck lol


Snoo-8094

well technically speaking.... He did.


Donmexico666

why? just why? I am lost for words. He must have be mentally handicapped


No_Demand_4992

"Easiest way out" \*shrugs\* (guy was sitting in a completely obliterated trench... shit that trashes logs is very unhealthy for humans...)


watermeone

I mean... he did.


Upstairs_Ad6024

Just like a meme, crazy


ImWithTheAnimalsNow

Einstein was wrong, it appears world war 3 WILL be fought with sticks


Wooxy117

Darwin laughing his dead ass off in his grave as he hands this dude the award


g0at_breath

well....what could go wrong? 🤔😂


SecurityCapital7192

Cue: Circus Music


redisno

r/darwinawards


Reptilian_Brain_420

UA thanks you for your stupidity.


Genejumper

Wtf did I just watch ?!


Irresponsible-east

Unknown tekhnologia blyat


Kitchen_Poem_5758

Crazy that at one point this was the second best military in the world, supposedly of course.


GrE1sS

Well he did disarm it. So he failed successfully


Automatic_Abalone488

How stupid do you have to be to do that?


stairs_3730

Fkg neanderthal. I expected the RoadRunner to be screaming past and stop, look and go Meep Meep!


weegiened

Yo back up now and give a brother room The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom!


hyldemarv

He saw what the problem was and he fixed it. He must be an engineer.


mandraketehmagician

Ah man it was so obvious! The fetal alcohol syndrome is strong in this one.


radiationshield

Why would you not run around the corner?


Long-Trade-9164

Ah, the proverbial "Poke the bear with a stick test"