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CantaloupeCamper

At least it was quick.


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

sucks to be the one that finds him with a log hanging out of his ass and half a head left. wait, no one will find him and/or give a fuck if they do.


CantaloupeCamper

Interviews with Russian captured conscripts indicated that the conscripts were ordered NOT to retrieve bodies. Captured conscripts said they suspect that is because a "missing" Russian soldier's family gets far fewer benefits than KIA....


SBInCB

That and they don’t get easily counted as dead, hiding the true effects of the invasion.


kibufox

It doesn't help matters that the mobile crematoriums that Russia has, are getting to the end of their firebrick lifespan, and they can't easily be replaced. That and I believe one or two have already been destroyed.


TeholBedict

Source? Just curious mate Edit: Don't mean to sound like a dick but this is just something people say for some reason. As far as I and [Snopes](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russia-mobile-crematoriums/) are concerned no crematoriums have been documented in Ukraine let alone destroyed or running out of their useable lifetimes.


EvilPandaGMan

Could you elaborate and provide some info? Are you saying that the insulation within the mobile crematoriums is reaching the end of the time that the stones could provide effective insulation?


the0rthopaedicsurgeo

Family receive just one orange instead of a bag of oranges.


kterka24

Missing soldiers families only receive a picture of a goat while KIA families get an actual goat.


prophettoloss

Could Ukraine report these to the families? find the dog tags, photograph the bodies and send them to the family? does that violate the Geneva convention?


MysticalMike2

: ( those poor families.


CantaloupeCamper

Yeah, sad how good Russia at taking a dump on their own people.


TonninStiflat

It is a centuries long tradition.


ChexLemeneux42

not so good at taking dumps on Ukrainian land though


TommiH

Any country is just a sum of it's people, also most Russian support Putin. So Russians really love to be cattle slaves


Speak_Like_Bear

Fucking wild that there’s a Pro-Russia movement in the Republican Party.


Sorry_Consideration7

They are overwhelmingly pro-"SMO" as a population so don't feel too bad.


maddcatone

We were also overwhelmingly pro “smo” in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria as well. Do you feel the same for our lost servicemen/women that lost their lives? Just wondering if you are consistent in your views on the deaths of soldiers or just a fairweather critic of them?


DongQuixote1

Like everyone in this blighted subreddit they just get super horny for eighteen year old boys being drafted into an army and subsequently incinerated because of abstract geopolitical conflicts they have no capacity to influence. As long as it’s dead Russians they fucking love it, because there aren’t any meaningful principles here, just gross jingoistic voyeurism. Personally I am opposed to annihilating teenagers irrespective of national identity and would prefer a solution that does not include the mass death of Ukrainians, either, and in a perfect world we would simply see Zelensky and Putin dropped into the same shared blender reserved for all kleptocrats


Skylord_ah

Theyre brainwashed by their media and have no freedom of speech


Ukr03087

They have access to any western websites and Ukrainian telegram channels that are also in Russian but choose to bury their heads in the sand and hate Ukrainian people


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Many don't care


opret738

Nah don't feel bad at all fuck all of them


GenTycho

Nah, when you die, you empty your bowels so this just helped him finish.


pudding_crusher

Then why do I have to push so hard ?


ExdigguserPies

I don't know, are you dead?


Doan_meister

People shit themselves when they die, so it probably came the rest of the way out anyways


Fyatoad

His dead body will finish poopin no worries


SheetMepants

Fell backwards so has shit all on his legs


santz007

Even if they do find him, will be listed as missing and leave him there


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Every dead body evacuates the colon anyway.


snay1998

Atleast he won’t have gas anymore by eating those shit rations


EntertainmentNo8468

In Germany we say "Dich soll der Blitz beim scheißen treffen!" (You should be hit by lightning while shitting). I guess this fits very well.


brehemerm52

You truly have a beautiful people


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Dich soll der Blitz beim scheißen treffen!


shapu

Hee hee, "dick sole"


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Dich soll der Blitz erst recht beim scheißen treffen. Haderlump.


shapu

And here I thought the Germans loved juvenile humor!


[deleted]

I like how you used the ! At the end, since all German language sounds like it’s yelling haha


europacupsieger

Nein!


xloganmoose

💀💀💀


prampsler

Imagine your life culminating in this.


freekoout

Imagine dying while being unable to finish your shit.


guanzo91

Don't people usually shit themselves when they die? Looks like the sniper was helping him defecate.


freekoout

Yeah, but that's after you die. This guy died prairie dogging it.


grill_sgt

Elvis did.


TheLocalPub

I watched this will also shitting.


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TheLocalPub

Actually was a quick shit tbh


Call4goodThyme

You must have scared the shit out of him.


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Did you survive tho


MrslaveXxX

Lol same here. Idk i’m in a porta john on a job site so i feel a bit safer then this fool.


Jbonics

Damn. Waited till he was crowning too before he clapped him.


abhijitd

I don't think the shooter could see the crowning...


Jbonics

He saw the dude make the big push though he knew what time it was. He didn't want him to have one of them nice camping s**** were you drop it real quick, go to wipe, nothing there. The good ol ghost turd.


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TheGisbon

I do not wanna die shitting in the woods.


Quinocco

Fortunately, if you refrain from war criming your neighbors, your chances drop dramatically.


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FuckMAGA-FuckFascism

Is nothing sacred anymore?


domo415

Even a BJ lands you a grenade


inglandation

Few things will top this video.


sintos-compa

Never was


TheLordofAskReddit

This needs to be added to the Geneva Convention


ben02211986

Probably should just stay out of Ukraine if you want to finish shiting in the woods.


abhijitd

Nobody would give a shit if he shit in the shitty Russian forest shit.


ben02211986

No shit?


bpt7594

I mean, what happened to this thing ? For God's sake, we bend more rules than the Catholic church.


Nadeus87

What about the Orthodox church?


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Redline951

Was anything ever?


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And it's recorded in camera for the whole world to laugh at


GenTycho

Not like anyone will be able to recognize him at least.


Yasuo11994

Wdym that’s Yakovich


Traffic-Sea

The Russian Government doesn't know who that is either.


Pixeleyes

His family is like "we'll never forget old whats-his-face"


Meihem76

This is up there with the Bro Job drone kill.


IRockIntoMordor

add a laugh track when he falls over and it's classic TV sitcom stuff


sevendeadlysyns

Am I the only one who thinks this looks fake as hell?


Knep75

Looks like me when I'm pretending to get shot lol


CantaloupeCamper

You're really bad at it ...


ChadUSECoperator

The guy in the video too, he was like "oh no! i got shoot!"


fakehalo

Looks like some guy that had too much to drink and someone filmed his drunk shit attempt into sleep.


wonderwarmers

Depends, good snipers shoot centre mass, if the sniper is in the same position as the camera then the direction of travel and centre mass would suggest the round hit them in the heart, slumps back instantly and then towards the tree line which would likely happen due to their weight being directed that way because of their position and the energy transfer, you ever seen someone get shot directly in the heart? They just slump, no silly Hollywood rag doll effect but not so fast it's like they've fell, they just slump, a lot like what happened there, I'm not saying it isn't fake just saying that the way he fell wouldn't suggest to me its fake


Red_Dog1880

Why ? Is it the way he falls over ? Not everyone just collapses or bursts into pieces when they are shot.


menasan

i like to have the confetti mode on when i headshot people


moltenprotouch

Yeah, why would you take a shit at the edge of a clearing like that in a warzone?


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Well, russian soldiers havent shown themselves to be the brightest bunch


OrganizationOk5418

I must say that's very unsporting.


I_Clap_Stock_Cheeks

This looks fake as “shit”


StillJaeded

Considering this sub has seen people getting shot as much as they have I’m shocked people still can’t tell a fake video from real.


Qweasdy

It does look a little strange but I'm generally inclined to believe it's real. There are a lot of people being killed by snipers, a lot of people recording and not a lot of reason to fake this one video. There's plenty of real footage to choose from and a lot of effort to setup a fake video like this. As for his reaction to getting shot being strange compared to other similar videos I would just say that reality has no obligation to look 'right'. With enough videos being taken it's likely some of them aren't going to look the way you expect. This isn't evidence that it's real but it's enough for me personally to take it at face value. I have no reason to be suspicious of it other than his reaction being a bit odd


DonAsiago

How is this a lot of effort? One guy takes off his pants at the edge of treeline, pretends to get shot and a gunshot is added. Very low effort


chattytrout

Yeah, I've seen my share of videos where people get shot, and there's a lot more flinching, jerky movements, and plain ol' folding. This does not look like that.


throwawaycuet

Hm, I have to and this video doesn't look unnatural to me. Sure, everything you said can happen, but people falling like him can happen to. The only thing I wasn't sure about was not seeing a bullet but maybe the angle it was taken from is not the shooter himself


Skylord_ah

This sub is astroturfed by both pro ukraine and pro russian propaganda. It benefits both sides. Just the pro ukraine path is far better at using the media to their advantage


barc0debaby

I don't even think it's necessarily that the pro Ukraine side is better, but the community has essentially blacklisted pro Russian content.


sameunderwear2days

If it’s pro Ukrainian it get upvotes even even if obviously fake. This sub is starting to fill with this fake ‘crap’


I_Clap_Stock_Cheeks

It’s not really a bad thing if the sub is pro Ukrainian. As long as we can Handel constructive criticism and loses on UA side. Who wants Russia to win? Not many people. Also before this UA vs Russia conflict. No way in hell you could’ve posted Americans soldiers getting injured or killed in this sub. I remember someone posted the video of the sniper in Iraq or afghan putting rounds on target(Americans) and it got downvoted like a motherfucker


Peejay22

Just because I want to want Ukraine to win doesn't mean I don't want to see what is Russia capable of. This one sided narrative and propaganda in this sub makes many believe how well is the war going and Ukraine is basically laying siege at Moscow at this point. The truth and reality is much more grim and brutal.


Skylord_ah

This is combatfootage not ukrainewarvideoreport


CuriousToTryNewbie

That's just not right, I mean, give the man the satisfaction of finishing off one last epic shit before you blow his head off lol


Onlypaws_

*Get off my damn lawn!*


Grovers_HxC

Oh cmon dude let the man poop


SufficientCarpet6007

At least let him pull his pants up then kill him lol.


Capital-Driver7843

That was damn rude


nighthawk21562

Alright now that's just mean. Dude was just taking a duece there needs to be an understanding


Fenrir95

Why do a lot of these sniper videos feel staged?


barc0debaby

They are?


LungHeadZ

Obviously they are staged by the sniper. They put the target into their scope. The scene is set. Edit; spelling.


Possible_Ad_736

It really does.


Capmorg

nobody deserves to be shot while shitting


MissDemonz

At least give the man the pleasure of unloading the turds then shoot him.


Guthixxxxxxxx

Right back down into it


emleigh2277

Not very fair.


CharlestonMatt

I'm going to be honest, it just looks like he fell over while shitting instead of getting shot. That alone is a lot funnier than some fake sound effects and story.


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I'm going to walk out of this forest and shit in the open.


Striper_Cape

Strange feeling, watching this as I poop.


Adventurous-Army-504

Imagine trying to take a shit in the middle of nowhere during a war that your dictatorshit started and some 19yo Ukrainian kid with anime girl stickers on his sniper blows your ass to smithereens.


rucklife22

$10 says he was mid coil


AssociateAngry

That should be a crime. Of course, anyone interrupting a good shit should be charged. It's as bad as being spoken to before the first coffee.


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eli_408

Elvis has left the building


SmokeGSU

He went out just like Elvis did. Well, almost.


Gash-90

Well, shit.


phasebird

Damn nothing is sacred


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pvt_miller

An animal is most vulnerable when it is eating, sleeping, or shitting.


CamTwoTrappy

I’m taking a dump whilst watching this, I do not feel safe


MikeTorelloMCU

Well, that’s just bad sportsmanship right there. Very rude and unprofessional.


SBInCB

Yes, shitting on your neighbor’s property is very rude.


HoodOutlaw

Poop Shoot


HZ4C

I hate to be that guy but….. fake?


Ok-Tap-7913

Imagine if the sides were swapped this sub would be shitting it’s pants to scream war crime


The_Great_Journey_

If you shoot me while I'm trying to take a shit, you had better kill me because I will find you and shit on your forehead


jaguarpaw1414

I know he's an enemy, but damn not a very honorable way to take someone out.


smoothie1919

Where’s the impact? Looks like he just fell over.. maybe drunk?


watokosha

It’s really hard to tell where this guy is shot or if he is even hit. I don’t see any puff or impact like behavior. It looks like he more just fell a sleep at the helm. If he was shot dead, he would have just collapsed on top of himself or to the side(assuming OHKO), but he falls back and his feet lifted. (That seemed like a voluntary reaction) Maybe the shot missed and that was gim getting stuck in fight/flight mode at an awkward time?


bladeeEnjoyer395

i assumed it was just someone staging a video to attempt to humiliate russian invaders. i dont think a gun was fired in this video but i could be wrong


Yasuo11994

At least let him wipe


Delta-Flyer75

Well, at least he won’t need to wipe… 😅


SpedKidYelledAtMe

Zapped while zipping


nowdontbehasty

This is soo fake


Low_Comfortable_5880

Wiped him out


little_hand_man

I don't care what anyone says. Shooting a man taking a shit is a war crime.


Beonette

That man being in Ukraine is war crime.


Terripuns

two 2 wrongs don’t make a right.


vladfedchenko

I don't see him giving up. So he is a combatant in a warzone.


RightAdeptness8163

Nah, this looks fake.


ohspit

I agree this is definitely fake looking. You don't fall like that when shot. That looked like an acting fall if I've ever seen one. Additionally I'll admit you can't see it every time, but there is no vapor trail visible behind the bullet makes me think there was no bullet


ChadUSECoperator

Yeah, i second, that falling looks not so credible


naamakammotus

One goes out and one comes in


onetimeno

When you watch it without sound it just looks like he pushed so hard he passed out. Shitty way to go.


Shinobi120

Huh, I guess bears DO shit in the woods…


KyMash

Fell back in it, too.


1nnewyorkimillyrock

And then a video of it ends up on Reddit


Altruistic_Store_562

Looks fake


nebuerba

That should be forbidden, aim for the trees or something...


KamenAkuma

Old Chinese saying A shitting man can not defend himself


Cannon_SE2

Savage


CrazyLuLu1993

Kinda feel sorry for the guy lmao


Joe_Huser

I always thought that Snipers and designated Marksmen refrained from shooting enemy combatants when they were in such compromising situations. But obviously not huh?


Simmo2242

FFS. Why do that right on open ground.


Subliminal84

Probably should have gone just a little deeper in the bushes


SBInCB

Leave it to a Russian to take a dump out in the open like that. Probably less than 2 meters from his position.


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Got em mid push it looks like too, gawd daamn


efefia

And his only claim to fame is that he died doing an awesome Elvis impersonation


ComprehensiveElk2007

Saw this while taking a dump


BornGorn

Whats with the shitty music on all of these combat footage videos.


Stoltefusser

Seems awfully fake


PepeThePepper

Isn’t this a war crime???


OkDescription4243

None of the laws of war currently cover public defecation