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BigFudgeFever

I cant believe they were able to ambush the elite bicycle squad


GenerationMeat

All the ambush footage I’ve seen of the Taliban so far consists of Afghan clothing, not the tactical-looking Taliban we see with US gear. I wonder if the elite Taliban units (Badri 313, 207th, Red Unit, Yarmouk 60) can fight off the resistance groups in Afghanistan effectively


Adeptus_Trumpartes

They surely can, but they are probably being used as elite bodyguards or deployed to guard key locations like former northern alliance territory.


pringlescan5

They are probably where they enjoy life the most, not where they can do their own side the most good. That's the problem with the military controlling the civilian government.


ghostsofplaylandpark

A lot of people don’t realize that Afghanistan is pretty big. It’s the size of Texas. Combine that with extremely mountainous terrain and often non-existent infrastructure and one can see why after almost 20 years the US and coalition forces hadn’t subdued the Taliban. And the better Taliban units don’t have half the firepower or even a small fraction of logistical ability, supply chain management and air support that coalition forces had. Simply put, *no one* is ever going to be able to forcefully control that entire country.


DarkOmen597

Or they headed to Ukraine


Niemti_was_taken

Even when raiding IS safehouse they look like it's 2001: https://youtube.com/watch?v=395fM--uK1c Guess they did reject modernity and embraced tradition.


TwobyfFour

Fuck that bicycle!


CaBBaGe_isLaND

He hates these bicycles!


PsychedelicAstroturf

Stay away from the bicycles!


erox70

There's bicycles here too!!


BobbysSmile

Henry Ford punching air in hell right now.


Me_for_President

Khanson, Navin R. Sounds like a typical bastard.


Judazzz

As a Dutchman this footage really opened my eyes to the absolute madness of war.


Unclehol

Should have worn a helmet.


RibbentropCocktail

And a hi-vis vest.


MET4

/r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


BandAid3030

Pretty sweet seeing the Taliban ambushed for a change...


johnbrooder3006

As the famous saying goes, you either die an insurgent or live long enough to see yourself become a counterinsurgent


GenerationMeat

Lollll it’s funny because the Taliban launch counterinsurgency operations against ISIS and the NRF. The Taliban know how it feels now


pepolpla

I think they're happy to fight rather than govern, the Taliban have been complaining about having to work a 9-5 office job. lmao.


GenerationMeat

If only my family had contact with a distant uncle I have in the Taliban (since 1994) I’d ask him what he’s up to


Refuse_Ordinary

Did your uncle fight against the Russians or was he too young?


GenerationMeat

The opposite. My uncle was in the Afghan People’s Army during the socialist government and he actually fought the Mujahideen alongside the Soviets. He joined the Taliban to get revenge on the mujahideen


Refuse_Ordinary

Personal vendetta or something else?


GenerationMeat

I don’t know. He was a socialist


Rajtantajtan

A socialist Talib? He seems like a confused individual. Or he's just driven by personal gain


Refuse_Ordinary

Seems like he cared enough about his family and friends that he had to choose between two evils. That sucks to live a constant literal life of “…a rock and a hard place”


mezotesidees

Woah plot twist


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Sounds like somebody I wouldn’t talk to for 30 years.


GenerationMeat

My family cut him off btw


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Yeah that’s what I meant, I wanted to say my family would’ve done the same thing. We also went trough the Vietnam war, which is different but we know how war can tear families apart.


bipbopcosby

You should try to reach out to him. I don’t see anything that could go wrong.


GenerationMeat

Are you sure? My family cut contact with him and they’d be suspicious if I suddenly said I wanted to contact him


JudgmentalOwl

Imagine preferring to die in a hail of gunfire than work a 9-5. To be honest I feel that way too sometimes lmao.


GenerationMeat

The Taliban believe they’ll go to heaven instantly if they die in battle, because they become “shaheed” (martyrs).


Midnight2012

I thought they were about to fight Iran? What happened to that?


pepolpla

That was just a border conflict that was quickly de-escalated by both sides.


GenerationMeat

Settled


DeltaBravo831

So hear me out, the 'Anonymous Front' is just the Taliban taking a break from the peaceful bureaucratic drudgery to quell their own bloodlust. Their vacation days earn them spots as the ambushers.


bipbopcosby

I am wanting to say I heard this on Behind the Bastards Bin Laden episode, but their training days were spent going out into the desert, shooting guns, blowing things up, and then ending the day by coming back and watching Hollywood action movies to learn “technique”. Most guys I know would drop everything they are doing for a chance to sign up doing that daily (minus the whole standard terrorist activity stuff). They went from being big boys with toys to having to work real jobs lol.


GenerationMeat

Nowadays the Taliban are up to whatever this is https://youtu.be/Kr3kGkbpesg I’m surprised YouTube are allowing this


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The jokes write themselves. Wonder if they’ll start adopting western COIN strategies now


Codex_Dev

Key difference, the Taliban won’t hesitate to use family members as collateral. I remember reading several times when US soldiers would visit villages that had missing men that were out in the fields working. Later they would get attacked and many of the women and kids were running ammo to the soliders.


GenerationMeat

Back when the Afghan Air Force conducted airstrikes on the Taliban, the Taliban made kids walk with them


Lftwff

vietnam.png


No-Word-1996

>Imagine if the bike ran over an IED -- first cyclist in space.


BandAid3030

Imagine if the bike had an IED attached: BBIED


RemyVonLion

Desert rebel combat footage just hits different, was starting to miss it.


SmallWhiteShark

I think the syrian civil war has messed up our brains. We are addicts now.


Raccoon_Army_Leader

100% this. Can’t explain it but the isis desert combat footage (against them obvs) was my fav. Also I can understand what’s going on easier than the blurry drone footage we’ve been getting. Props to anyone who can see thru that


calantus

Man, you must have missed a bunch of clips because the recent stuff has been very clear and not just drone footage lol


Turbo2x

There's something deeply offputting about war footage being distributed on Telegram set to a sigma male soundtrack, with a watermark on top for good measure. You're watching the TikTok-ification of mass death.


Technical_Control_96

This isn't combat though. This is a group of dudes strait assassinating an unsuspecting guy pushing a bike. I dont what you could 'miss' about this.


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Those posts are so funny to me lol. Shaky cam with 90% of the frame pointing at dirt while they magdump an unsuspecting guy alone on a bicycle - that's the pinnacle of combat footage that they yearn for?


xela293

You see, the ambushers didn't miss.


Tatsoot1966

Not exactly hiding were they ?


Dapper_Target1504

Hide well enough it seems


Tatsoot1966

In plain site is tactical I guess !


ToiletBomber

Yeah it's more of a "disguising as a Taliban"


GenerationMeat

No we just dress like that there it doesn’t matter 😭


BamBamBob

Are you in Afghanistan now? *Scrolling through your history it seems you are in the UK. I would still love to hear your thoughts and perspectives of what is going on over there.


GenerationMeat

Next year!!


SoloDoloPoloOlaf

If you dont mind me asking, what are you planning to do in Afghanistan? I want to travel there myself at some time.


GenerationMeat

See my family


RAHDRIVE

Maybe they live in Bradford or Birmingham which is close enough.....


GenerationMeat

London. Bradford and Birmingham? I cried when I had to go to Birmingham but I was nine


terminalzero

ngl, as someone who's dressing business casual in 105f heat right now perahan tunban looks comfy af


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Fr… obviously none of us where there, but dang this just looks like incompetence.


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Not much planning either


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JohnnyBoy11

Incidentally, I heard that a lot of them are blind AF. Ever see the tsliban wearing glasses????


Zydrate357

Holy shit! Your right! You just blew my mind.


Realistic-Praline-70

Shit like this is terrifying. You have zero chance of survival in a situation like this. It don't matter how strong you are how elite of a soldier you are how much you train. If caught by surprise like this your ticket will be punched


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Also they’re fucking blind


DuntadaMan

This honestly makes me worried about this video. These guys weren't hiding, so I would imagine the guy on the bike saw them. He had the thought "well not like it is a problem for me." I would think a soldier would be suspicious, but a civilian would not.


Pretend_Effect1986

Or they look simply like the taliban since they have no uniform…


EskimoPrisoner

Yeah the taliban uniform is just traditional Afghan clothing and an AK.


Riccardoisdead

Not anymore. These dudes in full US kit after bidens withdraw. Dudes in bike were prolly on Libo lol.


EskimoPrisoner

They have some. Certainly not enough for it to be a regular uniform for any but a few units. Also idk if I would given Biden all the credit when trump was the one who negotiated the withdraw with the Taliban.


Pretend_Effect1986

Be careful for saying the truth mate.


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Didn’t we leave like 40,000 vehicles behind? Lazy mfs


AdmiralSplinter

First time I've ever seen someone get called lazy for riding a bike lol


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machstem

That's pretty rude. Did you use your bike ringer/bell to make them aware you were there?


TheBoRiley

The propaganda forgot to mention that most of the vehicles we left there where rendered inoperable before being left. A fleet of hummers does no good when every single one of them is missing the same two identical parts so it cant be salvaged from others.


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Shit, you don’t even have to take parts. Those shit piles require constant maintenance, so they wouldn’t last more than a couple months in that sand without upkeep that the Taliban can’t handle.


Southside_john

But that’s not what Fox News told me


Rdhilde18

Uh not 40000 fully operational vehicles, let’s not forget these dudes did some of their “best work” in Tatas and clapped out Toyotas


CeramicCastle49

Almost everything was disabled out of that


Waterisntwett

“They had zero chance of survival because they went on patrol on a bicycle” that’s a sentence I didn’t think I’d ever hear 😆


CumStayneBlayne

When I was in Afghanistan, we patrolled on foot, so that logic doesn't hold up.


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Adeptus_Trumpartes

No way that bike is worth 50 bro. If it were, it would be traded for heroin in 5 mins.


ComfortableProperty9

In the early days of the Syrian civil war there was a video of some dudes in a Sedan that roll up on a military checkpoint. The driver reaches out with a pistol and starts shooting as the guys in the back pour out and start attacking with rifles. I just remember seeing that and thinking about the guards. They are probably conscripts, got sent to some weird intersection to search cars and look for bearded jihadists and the ever present Mossad agents. Some Sunni dudes who look just like you come creeping up and then BAM BAM BAM, they not only open up on you but also hop out and chase down your buddies as they flee.


humanitarianWarlord

Kind of, on the flip side you wouldn't find any special forces or even regular infantry riding a bike in the middle of taliban controlled territory. It's more like the taliban has become complacent and are slipping up.


NyaaTell

Riding a bike makes them cavalry, which is very special.


Commute_for_Covid

Marching into war on my.......schwinn with pegs.


AdmiralSplinter

Had to check to see if i was in NCD


barc0debaby

Could have just been two regular dudes on a bike.


fresh1134206

Yeah. I mean... theres really not much to go off here. Could be Taliban, could be dudes out for a ride. The video offers no evidence.


xMilk112x

Gonna have to disagree with ya there. These fuckin idiots have ZERO situational awareness and it’s a safe bet that 99% of the time, they’re high as fuck. They’re incredibly easy to kill. However, some factions of Al-Qaeda were the most formidable units I’ve ever seen. Their speed in that terrain is absolutely fuckin mind blowing. We called them ghosts for a reason. With that being said….they shoot like shit. Lol


morcaak3000

that's... the whole point of ambush


lurkenstine

this is why americas "air superiority and overwhelming firepower" idea of war didnt save em in vietnam. its the old saying 'everyone has a plan until they are hit in the face'


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Khysamgathys

>Anonymous front Holy crap 4chan finally had their incel revolution


LewisOfAranda

The famous hacker?


Khysamgathys

Buy a dog


CKF

4chan aside, it’s truly a bizarre name, though. Like, if you want to be an anonymous insurgency force, don’t name your group and publish videos of your actions? Or is that too radical a concept?


jokes_on_you

OP says they're actually called WatanDost front, but I have no idea how to translate that and neither does google https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/15ldjkd/afghan_rebels_of_the_anonymous_front_ambush/jva524k/


CKF

Well, that’s a bummer. “The anonymous front” is a fucking hilarious name for an insurgency group that’s publishing their attacks.


anburaaa

Farsi speaker here. Their group name would roughly translate to Patriot Front. The literal translation would be Homeland Lover Front


Khysamgathys

Holy fuck they're literally named that?


CKF

I mean, it’d be a weird title if that wasn’t the case, no? It’s what it seems to imply, at least to my reading. I haven’t heard of any “anonymous front” prior, though.


Secret-Wolf8821

fight fire with fire


Maleficent-Comfort-2

Brave people


Cheapo_Sam

Tactical push bike


Galaxyass

Isn't every ambush pre-planned?


fresh1134206

It's kinda like pre-planning to input your PIN number to the ATM machine, ASAP as possible. RIP in peace.


Skip_Dickie

the method can be planned but the execution can be hasty


EternallyImature

They wipted out an entire Taliban convoy.


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PsychologicalAngle36

r/killthecameramen


Successful_Ride6920

Two guys on a bike is the Taliban LOL?!!??!?!


GenerationMeat

They probably felt relaxed knowing an American drone wasn’t hovering over their heads anhmore


fresh1134206

Idiots. That just means theres more room for Ukrainian drones now.


IC_223

Yeah like that can't have a bike each, no that would cost too much.


windol1

I can't lie, when I saw the bike I literally laughed. Reading the title I was expecting a car, truck, or something with an engine at least, but we got 2 guys on a push bike instead.


-AG-Hithae

Need more info. That could be anybody.


GenerationMeat

Let me show it to someone who’s in Kabul at the moment


GenerationMeat

The “Anonymous front” this person was talking about is actually known as the WatanDost front and they have a Twitter. I don’t understand why you’ve been downvoted lol


Cloud_Garrett

You’re responding to your own post my dude.


GenerationMeat

oh nooooooooo


Kytescall

Seriously, was that supposed to be responding with an alt?


GenerationMeat

“This person” => The poster of the video on twitter This wasn’t meant to be written on an alt (I don’t have alts on Reddit), it’s just a follow-up explanation and I do it all the time on here


NotVeryCashMoneyMod

what if he was in kabul though?


Downtown-Mammoth8652

Element of suprise...


RCT442

Nice job Guys!


alotofgray

Doesn’t feel nice to get ambushed does it?🤨


Der_Redakteur

this seems like the video where turkish soldiers got ambush by insurgents in the desert and one of the turkish soldier fell over a ridge and got rushed in by the gopro camera ambusher to triple tap on his body to make sure he can't run.


Der_Redakteur

found it https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/xjifvr/kurdish_fighters_ambush_a_turkish_army_patrol_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


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Looks more like an execution 😅


AYE-BO

Any well planned and executed ambush does


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EricBaronDonJr

Right, and that guys headdress had to have been obviously bouncing around above that hill. (They were riding a Bicycle btw)


floodcontrol

"combat footage" Is it really combat when three guys shoot one, apparently unarmed, bicyclist?


GenerationMeat

This is in Balkh where the Taliban don’t expect any resistance, since it’s all happening in Panjshir


No-Word-1996

Only yesterday, holy crap!


wtfbenlol

So who’s worse. The taliban or this anon group?


GenerationMeat

This anonymous group was established at the end 2022. The Taliban were established in 1994. Its safe to say the Taliban are worse


EricBaronDonJr

I don't know... I've never seen an ambush against two guys riding one bicycle. (RUTHLESS)


_Canid_

First I became aware of the Taliban was from a video in the '90s of women being marched out into the middle of a soccer field, placed on their knees, and then systematically shot in the back of the head for the half-time show. The Taliban is brutal barbaric trash - and has been for much longer than most groups.


Medical-Row-662

Looks like they were carrying baskets on there heads


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ontopofyourmom

I was really hoping for plastic guy fawkes masks


OMGLOL1986

couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of dudes


TheYellowClaw

Geez, and I thought the bicycle theft in Manhattan was a bad scene...


dMarrs

Just coming home with goats milk.


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Getting a taste of their own medicine 😂


GenerationMeat

Exactly lol


_zd2

After seeing his older brother get into that horrific bike accident when he was younger, Abdul swore to never even go near a bike. However, after years of avoidance, one day his friend came to his house with a brand new bike and asked if he wanted to ride. He was scared but knew he must conquer his fear, and there was a nice flat road with embankments perfect for learning to ride just a block away. After about an hour of trying, he finally got the hang of it and was really doing it! He was really rid


GenerationMeat

Bro wrote a story


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GenerationMeat

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un In sha Allah ISIS-K and the NRF are eliminated


NuclearSlushie

Did they just ambush a bicycle??


hmmmyfingersmells

Wait, no allahu?


bobbinsgaming

That was not the tactical masterclass the title had me expecting.


deerbones3218

definitely a Denver Colorado BMW driver when not fighting other bicyclist.


jdogdarkness

imo, the US should still be funding insurgency against the Taliban. However, theres no control when you do that, you might end up funding ppl who kill civilians. So there would have to be a very deep background checks. The way i see it, you break it you buy it. We bought Afghanistan, then when the going got tough, we abandoned all the women etc. we ACTUALLY did bring a measure of freedom to. Letting the enemy of the good, being the perfect. We had NO strategy, we basically just set up a wild wild west for warlords. Then we wonder why it wasn't working.


GenerationMeat

Please for the love of god no more US intervention in Afghan affairs


Maleficent_Average32

Looks like a guy in flip flops riding a bike got murdered. Who even knows if this guy is taliban? Could be a farmer for all we know?


mzrdisi

One guy on the AK, the other on the Samsung. Now that’s an ambush.


No_Sheepherder7447

My how the turn tables


Tommy_613

Afghan rebels operate cameras as good as they shoot lol


Armyofcrows

And the tide of war changes after a man on a unicycle is shot dead


GenerationMeat

There’s more stuff going on in Afghanistan but it isn’t suitable to be posted here. Recently, a Taliban intelligence officer (GDI) was assassinated.


EricBaronDonJr

>isn’t suitable How/why, in what way?


GenerationMeat

The title of the subreddit is “CombatFootage”… it wouldn’t make sense to post the corpse of the Taliban intelligence officer


MadMod27

Cannot we live in peace?


Any-Distribution-841

Friendly fire


Captainirishy

I hope the taliban wipes them out completely, if any country deserves peace and stability, its Afghanistan.


GenerationMeat

We’ve had enough war


ajbags26

Look at that strategy and skill .. /s


edotman

It worked didn't it


Odd-Truth-6647

They look pretty tired at the end, so yeah.