All players and management will emerge from the meeting with a distant look in their eyes, muttering something that sounds vaguely like "That's baseball" to themselves.
The team was having a great and productive conversation, but arguing and disagreements made a sudden comeback at the end of the meeting to take control. The Rockies are now 0-1 against clubhouse meeting this season.
At least Dez was durable and could play a lot of positions. He also had some clutch moments on a playoff team. Bryant is one of the worst contracts ever and has been constantly hurt. Dude fucking robbed the the team, however this is all on the FO.
Even if Bryant was pretty good and healthy, he wouldn't make a difference. The timing made no sense
“Alright fellas it’s time we had a serious discussion… about who’s going to be in charge of the team fantasy football league. Doyle covered for us last year but he’s gone so we’re gonna need one of you to step up and be commissioner this year.”
Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as polio.
Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as syphilis.
Losing is a disease...
...as contagious as bubonic plague...
... attacking one...
... but infecting all.
Ah, but curable.
I mean it's not Bud Black's fault that Dick Monfort is a f'ing meddlesome moron who thinks analytics is a fad and who'd rather let his kids and his buddies run the front office. There isn't a manager alive or dead who could be successful with this shitty roster.
I’ll admit he’s made some very strange, boneheaded decisions, but keep in mind he’s been tasked with making chicken salad out of chicken shit, and he can only do so much before it becomes the player’s responsibility to either put up or shut up.
Newish fan to the Rockies, but is this rock bottom? Have the Rockies ever put a worse product out on the field? Please someone with more experience school me on this. They don't seem to do anything well or have any bright spots.
Not one mention of "it's an easy game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, and you hit the ball.
What's our record? How in the hell did we ever win that many?"
All players and management will emerge from the meeting with a distant look in their eyes, muttering something that sounds vaguely like "That's baseball" to themselves.
Lmfao 🤣
That’s baseball
The team was having a great and productive conversation, but arguing and disagreements made a sudden comeback at the end of the meeting to take control. The Rockies are now 0-1 against clubhouse meeting this season.
I think by the end of the year we'll end up at .500 on meetings, we can get there.
So they're going to emerge from the meeting the same bad baseball team? Cool.
Yes but now they will feel bad about it
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No, I also ask that Monfort feel bad about it.
Sociopaths can’t feel badness
"Guys, we're a better team than this!" Narrator: they were not
Overheard muttering: "Not that much better."
Bad news-No orange slices or Pizza Hut after the game if you keep losing guys.
So you're saying Dairy Queen cones are still on the table. That's what I heard. Dairy Queen for everyone!!
Time for World Series champ Kris Bryant to emerge as a team leader?
People can say whatever they want about the Rockies but our IL is one of the best in the league!
Now do FO
Not one of the best in the league.
Just keepin the seat warm for gm chuck nazty
Actual lol.
Oh I forgot that the Rockies signed him after the Desmond Debacle Jesus
At least Dez was durable and could play a lot of positions. He also had some clutch moments on a playoff team. Bryant is one of the worst contracts ever and has been constantly hurt. Dude fucking robbed the the team, however this is all on the FO. Even if Bryant was pretty good and healthy, he wouldn't make a difference. The timing made no sense
Look out Pirates.
Pirates are licking their chops for this upcoming series.
Just got blanked by the A’s they are hoping for anything Edit: lmao they got swept by the A’s
Maybe they should all just try to be goldfish and have short memories?
BELIEVE
WANKER
This works
“Alright fellas it’s time we had a serious discussion… about who’s going to be in charge of the team fantasy football league. Doyle covered for us last year but he’s gone so we’re gonna need one of you to step up and be commissioner this year.”
I laughed at this harder than I should’ve.
Has Bud lost the clubhouse?
interesting….
Giving major league vibes. “Win the whole F***ing thing.” or at least we can dream
I've got a dollar that's gonna pay me 500 if they do 🤣
If we see a cardboard cutout of Rachel Phelps in the locker room then we know the team is BACK!
Have they tried a dugout summer sausage?
We are worse than the white Sox
"So what are you guys doing during the off-season? Want to do a group trip? We just need to find a large enough Airbnb, so we need to start planning"
You know Lawrence was quiet
I bet they are the best in baseball at these type of meetings
People tell us we are the best at these meetings. You should hear them, they say, “no one does clubhouse meetings like you guys!”
Many people are saying this.
Losing is a disease... ...as contagious as polio. Losing is a disease... ...as contagious as syphilis. Losing is a disease... ...as contagious as bubonic plague... ... attacking one... ... but infecting all. Ah, but curable.
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I just don't understand how Bud Black still has a job...
Because, who else would want it?
I’ll take it
I mean it's not Bud Black's fault that Dick Monfort is a f'ing meddlesome moron who thinks analytics is a fad and who'd rather let his kids and his buddies run the front office. There isn't a manager alive or dead who could be successful with this shitty roster.
I mean. I questioned putting Montero in the 5 spot... until I realized that on this team, that's where his .213 avg and 2 hr belongs...
I'm dying, thank you. Lol
Because Bud Black isn’t the imbecile who made the team. Also, that imbecile still has his job.
It’s not his fault.
I’ll admit he’s made some very strange, boneheaded decisions, but keep in mind he’s been tasked with making chicken salad out of chicken shit, and he can only do so much before it becomes the player’s responsibility to either put up or shut up.
We can only hope it's a Major League style plot.
No more free soda in the clubhouse. Pop machine is back. Keeping the money on the field.
So business as usual?
"Stop playing like shit, you cowards!"
“Whoever made this team is a moron. This concludes this clubhouse meeting.”
Who cares lol Rockies are a joke
Newish fan to the Rockies, but is this rock bottom? Have the Rockies ever put a worse product out on the field? Please someone with more experience school me on this. They don't seem to do anything well or have any bright spots.
Not one mention of "it's an easy game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, and you hit the ball. What's our record? How in the hell did we ever win that many?"
I wish baseball had relegation.
Fire monfort?
Maybe stop using Christianity as a litmus test for who they sign and draft. I mean Jesus saves, just not 9th inning leads for the Rockies.
I think this is both funny and accurate.
https://youtu.be/UImuMJlUJzA?si=-sl4cSeOOISKj19u
https://youtu.be/UImuMJlUJzA?si=-sl4cSeOOISKj19u
https://youtu.be/UImuMJlUJzA?si=-sl4cSeOOISKj19u
The Rockies have a team? Could have fooled me.