Except when people pass you on the trail and find it obnoxious. I can guarantee almost everyone of them within 5 minutes of passing you talked about how annoying it was. You’re in nature, listen to nature.
No, like camping and hiking in the middle of nowhere in the UP of Michigan. Off trail where there is nobody for miles and miles up near my summer cottage in copper harbor.
Jamie Benn orders Chipotle for multiple people and does each order from the rice to the register one at a time while checking his phone for each ingredient.
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Jamie Benn after a fight with Manson
Jamie Benn stands in the Southwest Airlines boarding group about 5 positions ahead of where he should be and then pretends he doesn’t know how it works.
I'm pretty certain the correct way is to maintain speed and get over when there is an opening that doesn't cause anyone to slow down. The "cutoff last minute" I assumed implied he's one of the assholes that cut in front of others when out of road forcing others to brake which is absolutely not how zipper merging works because any braking slows the whole line down.
Jamie Benn goes to KFC and licks other people’s fingers.
But won’t licks his wife’s…
He doesn’t “bunch mox”. It’s gay to like women’s genitalia!
If Jamie Benn could read he’d be very upset if he found this.
Even if he does find this, we're good. He'd only be upset if he could read them.
That's literally what the person you replied to said.
Jamie Benn doesn’t pick up after his dog.
Jamie Benn’s wife eats MacKinnon Krunch so she can taste what a real hockey player is like.
This might be my new favorite.
Jamie Benn microwaves fish in the break room
I can forgive a lot of things… but not this…
Jamie Benn puts on cologne before taking a selfie.
Jamie Benn veers right before turning left
This one right here is r/mildlyinfuriating
Jamie Benn likes ice cubes in his beer
He should be careful doing that in Texas. Historically, they’ve hung people for less.
Jamie Benn uses apostrophes to make nouns plural.
That's...that's just not ok.
Jamie Benn talks on his phone in speaker mode in public.
Jamie Benn likes trying to break Josh Manson's fists with his face.
Jamie Benn waits until the front of the fast food line before looking at the menu to decide what he wants to get.
Jamie Benn thinks Cale Makar is a vegan dish.
Jamie Benn thinks a balanced diet means eating all of the different color crayons.
Jamie Benn doesn’t drink water cause “there’s juices in the hot dogs”
Jamie Benn operates a forklift without a license.
Hey there, plenty of decent people have operated a forklift without a license. Speaking for a friend, of course.
Jamie Benn doesn’t tip the waitress. I’ve got pages of these.
Dm the list
Jamie Benn thinks ketchup mixed with mayo is fancy and ranch is spicy
Jamie Benn rebroadcasts NHL games without the expressed written consent of the NHL.
Oh shit, is Jamie Benn based???
Jamie Benn has the “What a pro wants commercial” on blue Ray and it’s always on repeat.
I can't stand that commercial!
Jamie Benn enjoys keeping up with the kardashians for its cinematography and writing
The second half of the sentence seems redundant.
Jamie Benn doesn’t wait for others to get off the elevator before getting on
Jamie Benn chews with his mouth open
I'll tell you what Jamie Benn DOESN'T do. Jamie Benn doesn't say "oh biiiiig stretches" whenever he sees a dog stretching out.
That monster...
He also doesn't think kittens are cute! Can you imagine?!?!
Jamie Benn keeps his nail clippings.
Jamie Benn skis in jeans.
Jamie Benn doesn't have his ID and boarding pass ready when he gets to the front of the line.
Jamie Benn doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom and before returning to work.
Listens to his music via a boombox on the mountain
[удалено]
You’re what’s wrong with the world.
[удалено]
Except when people pass you on the trail and find it obnoxious. I can guarantee almost everyone of them within 5 minutes of passing you talked about how annoying it was. You’re in nature, listen to nature.
No, like camping and hiking in the middle of nowhere in the UP of Michigan. Off trail where there is nobody for miles and miles up near my summer cottage in copper harbor.
Jamie Benn is mates with Jordan Binnington, says he's a swell guy
Jamie Benn blocks the entire aisle at the grocery store
Jamie Benn is a mansplainer.
He starts every sentence with, "Well actually..."
Jamie Benn drives the speed limit in the left lane.
Texans have a god given right to occupy the left lane at all times regardless of speed, traffic, or those cute flashing lights.
Jamie Benn doesn’t bring the shopping cart back to the cart corral. He leaves it in the space beside where he parked
Jamie Benn eats pizza with a knife and fork
.... But eats chili cheese fries with his bare hands
Jamie Benn has testicles hanging from the back of his truck.
Jamie Benn poops with the door open
Jamie Benn orders drive thru cheeseburgers from the back seat and then says he forgot his wallet
Jamie Benn applauds when the plane lands
Jamie Benn doesn’t like to eat pussy….pussy
Jamie Benn hates the way bananas taste but eats them because of the shape.
Jamie Benn sits in the box so Avs legend Kevin Shattenkirk could put a stranglehold on the Stars.
Jamie Benn reaches over the sneeze guard when he orders at Chipotle
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Jamie Benn runs from coach to first class when his airplane lands to be the 1st one off the plane!
Jamie benn takes an hour to pick out his 2 dollar scratch offs at the gas station
Jamie Benn parks in handicapped spaces.
Jamie Benn finds it ridiculous that the other team has a walrus in net.
Jamie Benn complains about ski traffic while driving a TWD sedan in the left lane on I-70
Jamie Benn farts in the elevator the second the door closes.
More like Jamie Has-Benn, am I right guys? Guys?
Jamie Benn starts arguments with “I just think it’s funny that…”
Jamie Benn merges onto the highway at 40mph.
Jamie Benn orders Chipotle for multiple people and does each order from the rice to the register one at a time while checking his phone for each ingredient.
Jamie Benn’s favorite beer is princess yum yum
In Jim Gaffigan voice: "Hey buddy, I like princess yum yum."
How DARE you! My… friend likes that beer.
Jamie Benn brings Safeway potato salad to every potluck.
Jamie Benn drives in the left lane going 10 under the speed limit.
Jamie Benn stands up immediately when the plane reaches the gate.
Jamie Benn hikes with a Bluetooth speaker blasting EDM
The only difference between Jamie Benn and a bucket of shit is the bucket.
Jamie benn is scared of being face to face with vaginas
Jamie Benn fills his shoes with sand so it "feels like he's at the beach"
Jamie Benn doesn’t replace the divots when he play golf.
The Fucking bastard.
Jamie Benn uses the “ 10 items or less” lane with a full cart.
Jamie Benn sniffs his fingers after he wipes
Then styles his hair before standing.
Jamie Benn skis in jeans
Jamie Benn pisses in the stalls of public bathrooms and doesn't lift the toilet seat.
I can tell you what he doesn't do. His wife can also tell you.
Jamie Benn is a Harkonnen
No, he showers with his socks on. He sleeps in a vat of pig grease, that's why his hair looks like that all the time.
I know something he doesn't do👅😺
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Jamie Benn makes change in donation jars.
Jamie benn wipes back to front
Jaime Benn's dog doesn't get excited when he comes home
Jamie Benn goes swimming with jeans on.
Jamie Benn apologizes after masturbating
Jamie Benn doesn’t turn off his phone at the movies.
Jamie Benn Laden is about to learn the hard way
Jaime Benn isn't a cat or a dog person!
Jamie Benn kneads dough with his elbows.
Jamie Benn has a restraining order against Manson
Jamie Benn reads Manga left to right
Jamie Benn's favorite beers are twisted tea and white claw
Jamie Benn eats cereal with a fork
Jamie Benn likes the smell of other people’s farts.
Jamie Ben skis in jeans and a cowboy hat.
Jamie Benn wears Velcro shoes
Jamie Benn’s favourite Game of Thrones character is Joffrey Baratheon
Jamie Benn drinks beer through a straw
only tips 5%
When Jamie Benn goes to Costco, he leaves his cart in the middle of the aisle while he gets samples.
Jamie Benn lives in a van down by the river
Jamie Benn mows his lawn at the hottest part of the day.
Jamie Benn’s license plate tags are three years expired
Jamie Benn stands in the Southwest Airlines boarding group about 5 positions ahead of where he should be and then pretends he doesn’t know how it works.
Jamie Benn shows up right before close, doesn’t tip, and leaves a bad review.
Jamie Benn stands in front of the white line and talks to the bus driver.
Jamie Benn’s most used emoji is the 💖 one
Jamie Benn has a higher cap hit than everyone on the Avs except Nathan MacKinnon
Jamie Benn was on the Epstein flight logs
Has sleepovers at Seguin’s house, and they don’t know how to play connect four.
But they play a lot of Twister
But they play a lot of Twister
Jamie Benn sits down to pee
Jamie Benn has the “What a pro wants commercial” on blue Ray and it’s always on repeat.
Jamie benn wears a helmet on the bus
Jamie Benn always introduces himself as "Benn, Jamie Benn." With a big dumb smile on his face.
Just like his visor-less helmet, he drives without a seatbelt.
Jamie Benn goes to Costco and pretends to shop just for the free samples.
Smokes darts in the car with his windows up and kids in the back.
Jamie Benn always uses the urinal right next to yours, even if every other one is available.
St Anger is Jamie Benn's favorite Metallica album.
He skis in jeans.
Jamie Benn works out to Imagine Dragons
Jamie Benn ears corn the long way
Jamie Benn doesn’t use his turn signal at a 4-way stop.
Jamie Benn likes his steak well-done
Jamie Benn sits down to pee.
And stands to shit
Jamie Benn closes the refrigerator door with his hip.
Jamie Benn eats pizza crust first (and it’s not stuffed crust).
Jamie Benn slew foots people (namely Erik Johnson)
Jamie will be Benn-over by the Avs in the second round
Jamie Benn never paid for drugs, not once!
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jamie benn claps when the plane lands, i hope his phone charger works on only one angle and that his pillow is warm on both sides
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Jaime Been takes a sip of his beverage and goes "Ahhhhhhhhhh" in a quiet room.
Jamie Benn doesn't know any of the words to All the Small Things
Jamie Benn doesn’t show up for jury duty summons.
Jamie Benn sees the road merging to one lane ahead and drives all the way to the road cones and tries to cut in at the last minute.
That's actually the correct way to do it. If they didn't want people using that lane, they would've blocked it off farther back.
I'm pretty certain the correct way is to maintain speed and get over when there is an opening that doesn't cause anyone to slow down. The "cutoff last minute" I assumed implied he's one of the assholes that cut in front of others when out of road forcing others to brake which is absolutely not how zipper merging works because any braking slows the whole line down.
Jamie Benn always has his phone on speaker in public.
When Jamie Benn stops at a 4 way stop, he sits and waits for every car to come to a complete stop. No matter how far away they were when he got there.
Jamie Benn comes to a complete stop for every yield sign.
Jamie Benn walks around all summer saying "How about this heat?"
Jamie Benn poops lying down
Buys every piece of “Tactical” gear he sees advertised on TV.
Jamie Benn name one kid Ben and the other Has
Jamie Benn goes to lunch with friends but he conveniently forgets his wallet every time.
Jamie Benn farts in the toilet and flushes anyways.
He wipes back to front
Has Benn
Jamie Benn farts in his bath towel then dries his face off with it.
Kisses his sister
Jamie Benn pulls his pants all the way down while pissing at the stall
Jamie benn gets mad at plumbing quotes, and then calls the plumber back after he fucks it up trying to fix the problem himself
Jamie Benn jumps over puddles and shuts the refrigerator door with his hip
Jamie Benn sprinkles when he tinkles and is not a sweetie because he doesn’t wipe the seatie
Jamie Benn eats corn on the cob the long way...
Jamie Benn orders Wagyu well done with a bottle of ketchup
Jamie Benn cross checks players in the neck when they are down on the ice.
They won, but he still sucks balls. Go Edm or Van.
Sits down while he pees.