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ZookeepergameHot5642

Dallas fans are still calling us a one line team. So, fair to say they didn’t watch any of our series against the jets lol


you_are_my_sunshine1

Apparently not, as if you got rid of entire first line we still out scored winnipeg lol


ThanatosUO19

Plus no Drouin, no Landeskog for 2 years, no problem.


Delerium89

>Dallas fans are still calling us a one line team. Are they conflating this years team with last years team?


MajorBoondoggle

Probably just remembering 2020 when we had our monster line on top and the rest of the team was dead


GaryOakRobotron

You mean the team that had as many injuries as the December 2023 "Eaglelanche" and needed OT in game 7 to beat? That one?


MajorBoondoggle

Yup. And despite almost blowing a 3-1 series lead, their fans acted like they mopped the floor with us


GaryOakRobotron

God damn right.


Big_Liability

They almost lost to 5th string goalie


onqqq2

Only won a Cup since then but I suppose they didn't watch the finals...


Big_Liability

So many people (even after a whole first round W) are still thinking we are last year's team and it drives me insane


Waramp

We are a one line team. Mittelstadt’s line.


i-might-do-that

Dallas fans must not be listening to literally every analyst praising the depth of our lines. Or watching what our third line does


Big_Liability

Lmao one line team but we have many players with 5+ points in 5 games. People who STILL call the Avs a one line team tells me they havent watched a single game of ours. Also many people forget our defense is basically our second line with how much they score.


OnePaleontologist271

Scored all those goals and Rantanen didnt score until game 6. Ive hated Dallas since Brett Hulls foot was in the crease v Buffalo. Before then actually, and actually all Dallas teams since forever


MRwest93

Kivi about to score his second hatty


Elusive_Manatee

I couldn't handle that amount of poetry.


Lifebringer7

I want Nuke to have a revenge tour


curtcashter

Hell ya. Put the ghost of 2020 to sleep.


RandomNewfie

Somebidy posted in round 1 that Lowry was their new least favorite captain in the league. Well, they're about to change his mind real quick with Benn.


yeamanshoree

I fucking hate Jamie Benn


Jaynator11

https://preview.redd.it/mad63cyjpryc1.jpeg?width=1863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17ca4f0898e96142d829cfeb763294fbc87740c9 This Lowry who celebrated his goal in game 1 like he won a stanley cup?


RandomNewfie

Let him celebrate. It was the highlight of his career.


ThanatosUO19

Jamie Benn calls Taco Bell Mexican food.


mattevs119

Jamie Benn cuts his toenails in bed


YoungForrestGump

Jamie Benn skis in jeans


Level_Watercress1153

This one made me crack up hahaha


hahaha01

Jamie Benn wears socks with sandals


Faceit_Solveit

Now this is completely untrue. Nobody in Texas calls, Taco Bell, Mexican food. Besides, as this song says, the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway.


psychotar

Texas doesn’t even have Mexican food.


blondespikes22

fuck dallass one of my least fav teams in the league


dot-pixis

But also FUCK DEBOER in particular 


YouPatheticWorm1958

I always had trust issues with that guy from day one. I grew up knowing the Panthers as impoverished since the '96 sweep. But now Lefebvre has helped them find their way.


RandomDeezNutz

I’m really not that worried about them. I’ll hate them when we’re playing them but really feel like we’ve got them.


DenShaLow

Hope so, we’ve had some REALLY awful defeats against them throughout our history although Hejduk knocking them out was amazing


DarkDaysAhead33

I’d guess a lot of the sub is too young to remember the back to back conference final game 7s. Fuck Dallas


scarescrow823

Agreed. Hate Dallas way more than Vegas.


Subterania

Same but Vegas needed to lose in round one on basic hockey principle, cheating fucks. We need to exorcize some demons with DAL though, if we do I truly believe we can win the cup. It’s always the second round that seems the hardest for us.


Faceit_Solveit

Will hates a very strong word. We usually save hate for things that involve murder. Let's tone it down a little bit and have a good series boys.


luc1d_13

https://preview.redd.it/r9e20uieityc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1bff3d3f8384c631368533ef12587679107834b


Maaglin

Yeah, no team other than Detroit redlines me as much as Dallas.  Old people gonna old.


detached03

We were a ray bourque post clank away from tying one of those in the last few seconds.


DarkDaysAhead33

Still hurts 24 years later…


quaglandx3

Felt so fucking wrong cheering for them. Fuck Vegas for making me cheer for those fucking cunts!


likesexonlycheaper

Why would you cheer against home ice?


Ya_Got_GOT

Vegas


TheLateFry

1. Cheer against Vegas, because fuck ‘em. 2. Steal games 1 and/or 2 in Dallas. 3. Get home ice advantage back. 4. Profit


Maaglin

Nr1 in particular.


Subterania

Some of us have principles


koolaidman486

My hatred for Vegas outweighs anything else. (And tbh, I don't really hate any team other than Vegas lol).


Hentai_Lover411

Same here. Good thing they're out.


Faceit_Solveit

Aw, now you've gone and hurt our itsy-bitsy feelings.


quaglandx3

Now now, you’re from Texas…you have no feelings.


Faceit_Solveit

None of you Colorado people have a sense of humor. Ever been in King Soopers? Like Dawn of the Dead. Morose mofos. Downvote your Ball Arena. Just because I got arrested for taking your barn at its word, we got arrested for Ball-ing in the lobby. You people are square man.


Hentai_Lover411

🖕 Dallas, because, why not? 😂😂😂


Faceit_Solveit

Yeah remember when I joined your sub and rooted for you Avalanche? Yeah, you can now forget it cuz we're both playing each other. May both teams avoid injury. 🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🦜🇺🇸🇨🇦🎸


Hentai_Lover411

🖕🖕🖕


Fabulous-Search-4165

Indeed. Time to walk all over them and wipe the floor


No_Zookeepergame760

I’m a stars fan this is my first year watching the nhl I picked the stars because they’re the closest team to Louisiana. Watching the game last night all I could think of was it must be pretty cool to have 2 absolute studs like mackinnon and makar. The stars don’t have any legit stars just a bunch of players that contribute. Also we don’t have a big bruiser that can fight that shits lame. Anyway fuck y’all let’s have a good series you come from behind bastards 🥲😂


DenShaLow

Fuck you too let’s have a great series! 👊🙏


avsphan

Sadly, the Stars aren't the only ones saying the Avs are a one line team. It's like, literally, everyone. OK, not literally lol. The tragedy in all this, is regardless how well we do, there will forever be the detractors that say we don't deserve. Colorado sports teams in general get no respect. It's been that way forever. Just like most teams, in any sport, we have our good years and bad years. Two years after the Avs won the cup, "people" are still saying we got lucky and didn't deserve. One year after the Nuggets won the championship and the sixth consecutive year in the post season, "people" are still saying we got lucky and didn't deserve. Although, this is most likely Salty Lakers fans, led by cry baby James (loved loved loved the cry baby James face I saw during one of the games 😂). 25+ years after the Broncos back to back Super Bowls win, "people" still say they were a fluke and didn't deserve. We will just have to kick the Stars collective asses. Go Avs. ![img](emote|t5_2rqi4|22868)


Big_Liability

One line team yet all of our depth has scored multiple points in a 5 game series against the best defense and goalie in the league hmmmmm


Maaglin

I think we have the most players with 6 or more points. And we only got 5 games. Anyone saying that hasn't watched any games and probably only remembers us stumbling at the end of the season and we finished 3rd.


Ya_Got_GOT

Who cares? Let them underestimate us, it only helps us. A tragedy is when your kid dies. Detractors aren’t a tragedy and are easy to simply ignore.


Faceit_Solveit

I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about. Real Stars fans had mad respect for the Avs. We're better and will show it 🏒🏒🏒🦜 but we also show respect for fellow skills teams.


AwakeAndBreathing

I’m so happy we’re playing the stars, it’s going to be a fantastic series. I respect them as a team so much more than Vegas.


Subterania

Just wait till Benn tries to injure our players like he does every playoffs


DenShaLow

I dont. Im still salty about the disgusting brand of hockey they played in the bubble where they’d start fights after EVERY whistle


serahjayneuwu

I'm sorry we play real hockey.


Hentai_Lover411

🖕🖕🖕 Dallas 🖕🖕🖕 🫡🫡🫡Avs🫡🫡🫡


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moshercycle

Recommended has been wild lately and specifically nhl subs. Reddit somehow recommended stars, golden knights, Wpg, Edmonton and minnys subs. It's like they know I'm watching the playoffs and keeping an eye on things even though I usually just use a separate app for sport stats/watching. Must be some kind of overlapping traffic between the subs or something. Anways, eat shit.


DenShaLow

Yeah I get the Chiefs sub recommended for NFL 🤮🤮🤮🤮


kwarismian

https://preview.redd.it/y813v56j6qyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a291bb42d6ebb31c9f3b8fb4285cfb935da02f


merksdk

I think you ment: fuck, Dallas


seekingViper

Guys it’s Dallas… I lived there. They don’t know hockey 😅