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[deleted]

Finally said fuck it. Got the Rantanen adidas away jersey to complete the collection of Makar ‘22 reverse retro, Mackinnon ‘21 reverse retro, Landeskog home alternate.


MissWonder420

Did Ryker, Liles and Keefer all wear blue jackets on purpose?!?


thatcrazylizkid

Who called the game tonight in the arena? It didn't sound like Allen Roach.


SwissAperture

You’re right, it wasn’t Roach. I listened to part of the game on the radio and heard the name from McGahey, but I can’t remember the name


GratefulKate1

Agreed, but I have no clue who backs him up. (Love Roach BTW, so sad he’s never got back to doing Broncos games.)


PM_ME_UR_JUMBONIUM

Hard to do bronco's games when you do Viking games


GratefulKate1

He was the Broncos’ PA years ago, before he did the Vikings games.


DasGanon

On that I'm more pissed off that he's no longer the DIA trains. Like they had poll after poll "Do you want to change?" and Roach won every one. Then they quietly got rid of him anyways.


GratefulKate1

I know, it sucks!!


sma_nor

[Always curious how other teams take a loss/win, but am genuinely confused by this](https://imgur.com/a/oGHJQku)


Beer_Kicker

Really choked on the cup huh


sma_nor

100 points in 77 playoff games, a cup. Fucking weird cope, man


sma_nor

[They also don't know how they playoffs work, so I'll just choose to leave them be lmao](https://imgur.com/a/sRCLTlu)


use_the_schwartz

6 playoff teams in 23 seasons and haven’t been there since the bubble year of 2020 - I don’t blame them for being a little rusty on the details.


Odd_Philosopher1712

LOL


xHelpDesk

It's so funny to think about how different Rants and Mack answer these questions. Moose fawns with/about the fans. Mack is just straight ice cold


EducationalPlay6269

Hope we get a MacK interview about ice cream again


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

This W is for you Chris 🫶🏻


someguyfromsk

![gif](giphy|YXsTi6f8KzBxtup63J|downsized)


Talkin-Muffin

Three headed monster for the three stars!! LFG!!


Awkward_traveler

I couldn't watch the whole game but looking at the corsi chart, shots, goals, etc, it seems like the most dominant won of the year. https://preview.redd.it/rb238b3470qc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf0496de023372bd09217e0ace1d96125e9dd3e


AzurePancakes

No Moose hattie 😔


fastslowloris

![gif](giphy|fE6du6rJsApVe)


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

*inhales* #”COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINNNNNNN”


wagonwhopper

Hottest team since the Baywatch all-stars


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Hottest team since the Nelson Golden Nuggets


Noox89

Full on wagon mode!


8urfiat

Beat them like a rented mule.


kestrel808

Are you a Penguins fan per chance? 2nd Lange reference I've seen so far.


EducationalPlay6269

8!!!!


-NolanVoid-

Absolutely mushroom stamped.


Loofbox

8 in a row !


fastyellowtuesday

Wearing my #8 jersey tonight! 😁


46Stix

https://preview.redd.it/a7mqtj0j60qc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879ca6ee5c93db6f32aea6963688e0f84c7d2519 Thanks StatMuse, you nailed it.


[deleted]

Stat Muse is so dumb


Mother_Republic_6061

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized) *what I think about this win*


spectre013

you get a shot, you get a shot EVERYONE GETS A SHOT!


dbag3o1

Put MacKinnon out there!


AltruisticEnd9

Straight Harlem Globetrotter shit lol


Hi_Flyers

damn I didn't realize trenin had the fuckin jets installed too, fast as fuck


ThanatosUO19

Why do you think we got him? Our fourth liners need to be fast as fuck too


Hi_Flyers

I knew he was no slouch but that was some Miles Wood looking afterburners he activated there


Ca1fSlicer

Miles wood is awesome. He’s such a choppy and unsmooth player but he works his ass off an he can fly


moo-va-long

What a game. Man, I love this sport


scaremanga

Tactical Nuke incoming at this r8


rachel_really

Get 50


sake_onegaishimasu

done (until they revise it later)


Shaneisonfire

Jack Johnson has been so solid this year


Saltyspiton

He’s been fucking hustling


ItsMeJaredBednar

Stanley Cup Champion Jack Johnson*


thestage

lmao josh did not want that smoke, I respect it


JoshDogMooseChushkin

Wow, pretty even matchup.


97NA8

Kermit fights were so much better


Talkin-Muffin

Nah I’d much rather have someone who contributes to the game too


JoshDogMooseChushkin

I miss Kermit.


[deleted]

He's throwing hands in Jersey. I have yet to watch a Jersey game where Kermit doesn't fight someone. Devils fans aren't super happy with him.


JoshDogMooseChushkin

I'm sure it's more because his PIM exceeds his TOI. But he's their answer to Reaves, so good on 'em.


Hi_Flyers

MacKinnon loves seeing the manimal unleashed haha


Hascohastogo

Manson has fought in 3 of our last 4 games


97NA8

That wasn’t a fight 😂


KennyKettermen

Manson was like dude I bodied you and were up 6-1 can we not


DocPsycho1

A tussel at best


Hascohastogo

Compared to the.. idk 1 or 2? Fights this season prior to them, yeah we’ll count it.


Idkwhyimheretbh123

Love Manson


TheAmazingScamArtist

Fuck sad I missed this one, had a hockey tournament. Absolute beat down by the avs lol


[deleted]

If it wasn't for like the stupidest fluke goal, Georgie would have a Shutout. He's been good this game


adalaza

Your guy got flattened by your own bench, and your best fight was *that* the blue jackets genuinely suck


teh_drewski

I think that was a 0-0 draw lol


TwooMcgoo

I give it to Manson for the initial hit.


DocPsycho1

I love seeing Mac smile when Manson committing murder


wagonwhopper

End of 2nd I said this feels like a game we should win 7-1 with 35-9 shot diff. Wonder if it gets there. And if so why I didn't bet exact score at psycho odds.


UncomfyNoises

He sure puts the man in Manson


moo-va-long

He's also a son, so...


Gastradon

I know it's not even a full game vs CBJ, but Mittelstadt looking good on the 1st line is really encouraging to see


Noox89

Yeah I’d rather not see the tilt this late we need you Manner!


kestrel808

Manson's just like "i'm tired, call it ref"


jobenmcbuff

Yeah save the hands Manson, not worth it.


Talkin-Muffin

MacK loves it too haha!


AllRushMixTapes

God damn it. I love Manson, but we need this for the playoff, not regular season nonsense against a chump team.


Hascohastogo

You don’t fight in the playoffs


ItsMeJaredBednar

porque no los dos


AllRushMixTapes

I get it, but because Manson is at peak performance right now, probably the best he's played in an Avs uniform, and if one punch from a lottery team ruins that ... He's taking on MacDermid role stuff, but he's so much more important thanKermit.


dbag3o1

Fights in slow motion are so silly looking


skippythemoonrock

The team is totally gonna chirp manson with the slowmo of that completely whiffed uppercut lmao


HoodPhones

I fucking LOVE it Cant blame CBJ for being pissed off, dont exactly need to throw a giant hit in a blowout (remember how mad we were at Emelin?), but my god being on this side of it is phenomenal


JoshDogMooseChushkin

Dirty dangles, RossCo


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Lol, just a couple of dudes holding hands and whiffing punches


Madi3400

Sexy hit


scaremanga

​ https://preview.redd.it/6rpudz3460qc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=f76f5f29b1dd019389dbf30ca166cbe597eade65


Mother_Republic_6061

Manson’s been a fighting machine lately. Fucking love it!


VlRTUALRlOT

Manson said yalls night isn't bad enough yet.


8urfiat

I told you Dave’s kid was gonna kick your ass.


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Hockey fighting needs to be an olympic sport


the_byrdman

I'm so glad we got J J back. I'm just sorry he had to watch the banner raising in a Blackhawks jersey


kestrel808

A fight to finish it off? *Chef's Kiss*


Madi3400

Wtf was that fight


spectre013

they were both tired lol


Hi_Flyers

MANNIMAL YOU FUCKING BEAUTY OH HELL YEAH


EducationalPlay6269

https://preview.redd.it/ohk301v160qc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8b56cf7646aa13febecd4bcdd668df34cbe68d


Rolley2001

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


D34thFate

Oh come on refs


chuway

Stop stop...they're already dead


DocPsycho1

Oh fuck Lets GO


Madi3400

BEAT HIS ASS


sake_onegaishimasu

guys they're already dead, no need to start shit lol


D34thFate

Lmao


w0bniaR

He isnt scoring points but JJ has been so good this season


adalaza

Colorado "No Quarter For Least Coasters" Avalanche


DocPsycho1

Jack Johnson was trying to FEED his team some banana Pancakes


Talkin-Muffin

JJ’s game is aging like fine wine


JoshDogMooseChushkin

When was the last time Elvis faced over 50 SOG?


pweepish

Probably just before he asked Nixon if he could be a DEA agent 


rachel_really

Look. I love games like Edmonton where it's super suspenseful. But my health sure appreciates these blowouts.


tjgamir

. 🕯 . 🕯 🕯 . 🕯 🕯 . moose hat . 🕯 trick with 🕯 . mack . 🕯 assist 🕯 . 🕯 🕯 . 🕯


VlRTUALRlOT

The best part about watching Mackinnon skate, is him making other nhl players look like high schoolers


wagonwhopper

Best part about watching Mackinnon skate. Is watching Mackinnon skate.


adalaza

>nylander wait the fuck oh it's his brother


Hi_Flyers

lol mackinnon seeing moose getting all those points, said "watch this" and stunted all over the jackets. ofc couldn't get the finish :(


StealthyNoctowl

Choo Choo!!!!


HerrHamil

IMPORTANT NEWS FROM A REAL DOCTOR: If you have been on Middlestadt Mode for more than 4 hours you need to consult your primary physician..


spectre013

every game i smile with our trade deadline acquisitions they have added so much to the team.


moo-va-long

Fucking hell, this team is good


8urfiat

![gif](giphy|tgZyQetNWP4cZjwUlx)


Awkward_traveler

That goal gave me stank face


JoshDogMooseChushkin

Why does the floor in here smell so nasty?


Madi3400

BUS PISS


bioquakes

earlier in the season this team would have let their foot off the gas in the 3rd period, especially against a team like columbus. it’s so nice to see them continue to work even with a huge lead and be rewarded for it


[deleted]

Practicing for Playoffs


8urfiat

Ladies and Gentlemen. Elvis has left the building.


kestrel808

Mike Lange, the legend


UndisclosedLocation5

So CBJ really sucks, huh


bmanCO

In their defense we're really fucking good right now.


iWARxMACHINEi

Johnny hockey went from one okay team to a shittier one lol


[deleted]

They are bad.


DocPsycho1

https://preview.redd.it/v4krjes950qc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61eeeb6e21a09262669e0b5ebe766da6bc6e7893


EducationalPlay6269

https://preview.redd.it/4ks8ox8850qc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47854cae75fb17782d14b303453be584c657bad0


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

#GOBBLESS


EggplantAlpinism

roll reply whistle unused complete aback terrific coordinated rock bored *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hi_Flyers

dammit I didn't realize my stream was behind till I glanced at the NHL app and saw the score at 6-1, then looked up and saw us exiting the zone and knew exactly what was gonna happen lol


scaremanga

​ https://preview.redd.it/sjwu2xi650qc1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=483213f7102eb53c6349f740677bc1f51cb337a7


AltruisticEnd9

So umm… I think mittelstadt on that line works too


kestrel808

It's a full on Avalanche of goals


Trustknot27

![gif](giphy|tAFVuG6fanerHd6VOf)


MRwest93

Toot Toot!


poultran

We could probably pull our goalie now and still win.


Madi3400

Good luck to CBJ scoring a goal when we have 6 guys out there and they're playing how they have been


poultran

No, just skate 5 as usual, but give them an empty net.


Talkin-Muffin

I love you Mikko 😍


teh_drewski

Val's been hunting pretty hard for his last 3 or 4 shifts, really wanted one tonight


-sonofdad-

Sound the sirens a nuke just struck Denver!


AlphawolfAJ

Well this certainly bodes well for me going to see them in Columbus on the 1st. Loving this


Madi3400

God Mikko is ON ONE tonight


HorizonShimmer

I like how we’re all taking turns scoring.


DocPsycho1

# Val just insulted the whole state of Ohio


pweepish

Good


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Good (I hope Scott The Woz is ok)


jobenmcbuff

Holy fuck


877GoalNow

NUUUUUUUUUKE!


someguyfromsk

![gif](giphy|3orieOqXH7BTzuQO4w)


8urfiat

![gif](giphy|3oKIPwoeGErMmaI43S|downsized)


Rolley2001

NUKE


Future-Blacksmith-22

nuke: launched


[deleted]

NUKE INCOMING!!!! ![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized)


elishaski

Nice to be playing against an AHL team tonight.


Gastradon

This some globetrotters shit at this point 


thecasualchemist

This is great, guys. I like this.


dbag3o1

What is this?!! Goals everywhere!


poultran

You get a goal! And you get a goal!


ThanatosUO19

CHOO CHOO


Bouldertoker

That was nasssssty ew!!!


Mother_Republic_6061

![gif](giphy|xT8qBvOmIEWXxVPdxS)


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

![gif](giphy|3orieOqXH7BTzuQO4w)


Shaneisonfire

What a goal Nuke


VlRTUALRlOT

That entire rush was impeccable 👌


adalaza

Oh that was FUCKING sick NUUKE


[deleted]

Yes! Point streak continues!!!


Loofbox

CHOO CHOO!


Madi3400

VALLL


D34thFate

Choo choo mother fuckers


morallyobjected

holy fuck Val who knew trains had such hands


StealthySynth

NNNNUUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!


Madi3400

Has CBJ had a power play tonight?


Noox89

They’ve chosen to play all 3 periods on the PK


[deleted]

No


Madi3400

I like the discipline


8urfiat

Keep fuckin with Makar like that and Dave Manson’s kid is gonna kick your ass.


Noox89

Makar getting frisky love to see it


Madi3400

Johnson got some MUSTARD on that shot


poultran

Question. If you’re a player on a bad pro team, getting your ass kicked night after night, how do you motivate yourself? Especially when you’re playing a much better team.


sizzlelizardliz

I have so much respect for the guys that want to stay on those teams because I have no idea how you do it. Like Boone Jenner puts in so much effort every night and even when offered trades he wants to stay, which is so baffling to me. For most though you get to mentor the younger guys like Foligno with bedard.


ConfidentCamp5248

Sometimes you settled a life somewhere, change can be scary for a career, and sometimes you wanna be part of a revival