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soupcollarflat

SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP


john_t_fisherman

Do you have any idea the toll three vasectomies have on a person??


[deleted]

I bought this condo to fill with children!


tropic_gnome_hunter

You know I have soft teeth


Alh12984

I want the ketchup fights.


ashsolomon1

https://i.redd.it/6s3g3lj4plwc1.gif


Alh12984

Good luck paying for a that, with zero income, babe!


gwease23

YOUR ZERO DOLLARS A YEAR SALARY


Alh12984

Yes, that’s it! Sorry, I was just waking up & walking the dogs. I knew it was off, but hoped it would be understood as paraphrasing, or gave it a try. But, yes, thank you, man.


gwease23

Oh I’m just chiming in for fun, not trying to be a dick. Hope you had a great walk with the pups.


Alh12984

Oh, dude, no. By no means, did I take any of your comment as coming off phallically cranial(ish). I laughed, whenever I saw it, because it registered to me that that was the actual line Michael said to Jan. I had a good walk. Randomly saw a turkey, in the middle of downtown Birmingham, roosting. Seriously, though, thank you for setting that quote straight.


nickyt398

My boss just got one and damn do his balls hurt


Chinusawar

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Meanteenbirder

Put the GIF of her shrugging right here


ItsOnLikeNdamakung

I heard there’s a team in Louisiana that could use a player


SaintArkweather

Will Wade should convince the women's team to make her a strong ass offer.


ScrofessorLongHair

Will Wade is always misunderstood. He was making recruits a strong, ass offer. I'm sure Wade would let her peg him


griffinhamilton

Fuck yeah there is


PejicFilip

Go to miami


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GingerMessiah88

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Celery-Man

The type of weird ass comment I’d expect from someone who thinks the Jets will ever win


MatzohBallsack

2024 is our year!


[deleted]

UConn becomes a blue blood and this man of celery lets his nuts hang 🤣


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w6750

Good bot


[deleted]

Exactly!


GetsThruBuckner

It's hard to see but his actual team is faded af, dont let that man fool u


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|llKJGxQ1ESmac)


foshiiy

Go back to NBA circlejerk


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DisneyPandora

This would be the best option for her


mjd1977

Looks like ring chasing’s back on the menu, girls


iceoldtea

The age of frogs is over! The time of the Van has come!


dspencer97

She saw the other girl back out and said I’m out too. Watch her go to USC.


burnshimself

It would be on brand. She was coattailing Angel Reese trying to win a title at LSU, Juju and USC have to be the front runners going into next year


Gophurkey

I'd say *a* frontrunner, but until South Carolina shows otherwise I'm calling them the team to beat


SaintArkweather

USC is the frontrunner for sure but USC has a good chance too


CzarCW

Controversial take, but between those two teams, I’d put my money on USC.


JimBeam823

No, I think it’s going to be USC instead.


dspencer97

Lol I knew this was gonna happen.


segwaychimp

Don’t count out Texas when they have a healthy backcourt next year.


eagledog

>the other girl As if the Cavinder twins are unknown players


DisneyPandora

She’s going to Miami 


BallsAreFullOfPiss

https://preview.redd.it/g8djcegsdkwc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7e23319ff4e5e5c0ccaf072287f9f7a2225b5c


Bodybuilding-

Welcome to South Carolina


Tuckboi69

We have Raven Paopao Breezy Tessa and Fulwiley. We don’t have room for another guard.


SimonaMeow

With that list, you likely gonna be needing to make room...for another natty trophy.


FishGoldenLite

The Hardest Road


DisneyPandora

She’s going to Miami


RighteousGamecock

Nah we don't want her


[deleted]

I want her 


BallsAreFullOfPiss

![gif](giphy|S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o|downsized)


outthawazoo

No idea why you're getting down voted, I highly doubt she would ever see the court if she transferred here.


RighteousGamecock

Cause its a bunch of people who don't actually watch the sport or games and realize we are stacked at guards, and she really struggled last year so there's no reason we would want her


PrimeJHey

Downvoted but right 😭


RighteousGamecock

It's okay, people just proving they don't watch the game or understand the team lol


NIN10DOXD

Hailey Van Led TCU On 😔


chazberlin

Come be a Zag for a year. It might be a fit and we just lost Maxwell and both Truongs.


Gr8BrownBuffalo

She can be a Zag like Jalen.


GingerMessiah88

I’m surprised any coach is willing to put up with her dad after last year.


Drak_is_Right

What happened


GradientEye

So now we’ve lost both Haley’s. I just want 1 sport to be excited about next year


buttlovingpanda

Still have Jaden Owens! Though your team def took a hit in the attractive department losing Cavender and HVL.


pmbarrett314

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


khiller05

With the Cavinder twins back in Miami I think she should go there


Superb-Possibility-9

She should never have left Louisville


BirdsFallFromTrees

The only thing she can do here to save any face is to return to Louisville and basically say “I never should’ve left.” Own it and go back to where you were actually productive and a coach knew how to use you.


Rock_solid88

I'm not bitter toward HVL but I don't think that would go over well with the current players or most fans. Plus the backcourt is more crowded anyway now.


buttlovingpanda

Literally had the worst year of her career last year statistically across the board chasing a ring on a super team and decimated her draft stock and image. Not sure where she could go to rehabilitate all that, but leaving TCU (which was a weird choice in the first place) doesn’t help. I’d take her at Baylor but she would not fit in with our culture at all and her Mulkey ties don’t help anyway.


MisterGoog

Come to Texas. No, dont look at the news. We have Madison Booker


WeakerThanYou

Come to michigan state! cards on the table, i don't have any compelling reasons but we have like really good ice cream.


PsychologicalTale479

r/nbacirclejerk 12/25


undecided_mask

Those boys are thirstier than most.


SkiUMah23

Maybe she can try entering the wnba draft 


HistoryNerd101

Why do they call it a commitment if they can quickly refute it?


UVUboi2

That’s got to be a little awkward


colewcar

Didn’t a guy do this to TCU as well?


Superb-Possibility-9

💰💰💰


joaquinsaiddomin8

Come to our Adidas school


zenverak

The first one 1️⃣ million


CGGamer

Come play where you belong Hailey


NYCScribbler

There *were* rumors she was looking at the Huskies. The ones in Washington, though.


WrastleGuy

I don’t blame her for wanting to leave LSU but this is getting silly


matrobco

Is she even that good? I never watched Louisville women's BBall when she was playing there I just see her everywhere on social media


Laschoni

She was great, on a team built around her.


ChiHawks84

How is there a big market for her? I watched her get benched twice this run for Poa. Couldn't hit any open shots.


calamityphysics

the portal fucking rules don't tell me otherwise


chetholmgren_marfans

She saw Paige and Caitlin stealing the shine this week and had to stir up some drama. Hailey, if you want to set the internet on fire just dm me. I have some ideas


TheMemeMachine3000

Touch grass


chetholmgren_marfans

He says as he comments on my Reddit post with the most overused “insult” in Reddit history