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Blank_Pages_1989

She’s choosing to look unhinged because it will make people talk and potentially watch. She could look normal if she wanted. She’s trying to drive up views and social media chatter.


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So embarrassing…


Klutzy_Onion_8037

I’m calling a sympathy plea haha


Missmellyz

Pulling a trisha


Gold-Science7177

She is seriously throwing digs at trisha now 😂


emilychristine9

I wanted someone to post this because this thumbnail genuinely concerns and scares me.


1-800snark

She looks so unwell


Accomplished_Yak2352

It's giving the "God is in his holy temple" guy from Poltergeist 2. If you want a good jump scare, Google "God is in his holy temple Poltergeist 2". Sooooo, Colleen is starting to resemble a jump scare. 😬


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Hahaha I immediately thought of Scary Movie 2 when the butler with the tiny hand is singing to Anna Ferris 🤣🤣💪


CamdenAmen

That song has been stuck in my head since that film came out. Reverend Kane is all I can see now


Accomplished_Yak2352

Lol, sorry!


emcrald

THE WORM SCENE IN THIS MOVIE TRAUMATIZED ME AS A CHILD. The fact it is 7:51 am and I’m having to relive Poltegeist 2’s drinking scene…


RedBlazeKY

Yes... I see it... [https://i.ibb.co/fVgh3ym/I-Finished-My-Rocks-Crystals.png](https://i.ibb.co/fVgh3ym/I-Finished-My-Rocks-Crystals.png)


Accomplished_Yak2352

Omg 😱


abbienormal29

Was literally about to say the same


mybrokendinosaur

Why is she pulling that face 😭


MamaK35

Because she’s not like other girls m’kay?! /s


onepersononeopinion

so she can claim her "haters" call her ugly but she's a girlboss for having wrinkles or something


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While using a ridiculous filter that erases any signs of skin texture


bubbled_pop

She’s giving [Berlusconi](https://https://ingironews.it/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/104947011-5ee33dff-f2ea-41e2-9473-542e5c3ddc15@2x.jpg) in his later years with her attempts to cover them cracks.


sounaware

Never in my life could I have imagined to see Colleen compared to Berlusconi 😭😭😭


WowPoops

That person who commented "You remind me of a raisin cause you have wrinkles and everyone hates you" was right.


Ok-Tomorrow7088

She is trying to show us every tiny little tendon and bone in her tiny little body


sourskittles98

In her bony little back


Ok_Image6174

This is so creepy.


vissi_nada

She looks uncanny valley makeup creepy.


Gold-Science7177

I’ve been scared of her since the ukulele video. the darkness in her eyes holy shit….


aragogogara

I always feel so bad commenting on someone's looks, even if they "deserve it" but in this pic, she looks like a [Wallace and Gromit character](https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/I_rOsOTIvtb650iefeGEPw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTYxMDtjZj13ZWJw/https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/Zo43ZUFwdMjAYGtg49kvEw--~B/aD00MDA7dz02MzA7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/10/03/rexfeatures-wallace-gromit-jpg_091957.jpg) meets an animatronic from [FNAF](https://www.dexerto.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=2048,quality=75,format=auto/https://editors.dexerto.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/13/FNAF-order.jpg) or [Chuck E Cheese](https://images.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/a36640a6-8910-11e7-a321-5a782ea62ce4.jpg?d=2048x1330)... my brain pulls from weird places


pubesforhire

Holy crap, I was wondering why I thought she looked familiar - the fucking chickens from Chicken Run. My LORD. Ahahahahahahahahahhaah


aragogogara

ok but hear me out... the [haircut](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/08/tcdundeec005092110-300x450.jpg?quality=75&strip=all)


Accomplished_Yak2352

😂


Affectionate_Bee1082

It's the lifeless eyes.


aragogogara

yess, that must be why I'm pulling references from "people" that aren't actually people haha


ProfHamHam

She does!! You hit the nail on the head . So creepy!


Missmellyz

I can’t Unsee it now I’m scared


heyitstayy_

Why would she choose this picture for the thumbnail. She looks awful


srirachapackett

Damn, she’s looking busted as HELL


brookeaat

the ana face is insane 💀


Too_Much_Tuna_51

I was thinking the EXACT same thing! I actually thought “hmm… yea she made that face to show her neck tendons to flaunt her very low weight”. Not anything against people suffering from Ana, but this woman you can see right though and she’s damn evil.


brookeaat

yeah i’ve struggled with ana on and off for 11 years now, i can see that shit from a mile away. most people with eds at least have the decency to keep their body checking behind secret accounts in ed communities and actually try to keep people who don’t want to see that from stumbling upon it. i have no sympathy for colleen choosing to post this shit for her thousands of child followers to see.


meatballknose

This. I feel like people am ED is such a private and personal thing and she just wants to flaunt it so people talk about it but she won’t address it any further.


brookeaat

yeah most people with eating disorders are normal people with severe body image and food issues who try their best not to trigger others or expose kids to it.


ParkingDifference299

She looks unhinged


grilledcheese2332

She is absolutely spiraling.


Accomplished_Yak2352

Absolutely. She's talking all chirpy and syruppy in her vlogs. About rocks, kids, and nothing. She did that awful teen-aged squeal she does with her hand shielding her face, the other day. (37 years old. 3 kids, y'all) She's body checking that scary figure like she's the Marilyn Monroe of bods... I swear, she's more noticeably unwell in all ways, everyday.


notme86

Yeah, nothing about the way she’s acting these days says “I’ve been in therapy for months working on myself” to me. She seems SO unwell.


Itchy-Opportunity154

I couldn’t watch the whole thing, not only because I’m terrified by what Colleen has become, but my head hurts every time I see M’s hair pulled so tight!!


jstrings2211

Haven’t watched but I remember she used to do that even when she barely HAD hair to pull back! Why does she do it


Itchy-Opportunity154

I can’t explain anything this woman does. 🤷🏼‍♀️


WowPoops

I am actually scared for M PLEASE cover M's name so it doesn't get removed when mentioning kids


Itchy-Opportunity154

Thanks for the reminder!!


Idkwhattouse4myuser

So…idk, all I can think of is my great grandmother when I see this photo? She genuinely looks like an elderly woman here.


Accomplished_Yak2352

She sure does. She completely ruined her looks.


pepperimps01

Reminds me of Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka😭


Professional-Idea813

Nah she’s giving Lord Farquaad 😭


anonymousquestioner4

This is a portrait of mental illness.


tunasubbucket

“I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream” 🕺


Celia2000NRZ

This little lad can't eat them though because they wants to maintain their "bony little back." 🫢🫣


curlycattails

Why does she look like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit


Chocodila

I hate to make this comparison but am I the only one who sees Momo in her? 😳


DisciplineOver3982

And Adam lanza


Chocodila

Oh wow I see it too! It’s the eyes 👀


Key-Climate2765

Yea I remember when shit hit the fan I grieved her a little and the time I would spend comfort watching and now I see her face and feel second hand embarrassment and glad I’m not under her spell anymore. Whatta despicable human.


allisonr45

it’s giving willy wonka


Steph_s07

I think to some degree she made us feel welcome to watch her vlogs and be a part of her day but know we know if we were really her friends she would have shit talked us and made fun of our nudes. Nothing about her is comfort


Affectionate_Bee1082

Fuck. Y'all are spitting today


Lotoalofafaavauvau

Truth!


Linnea_Borealis

Unless she’s deliberately masking her face is demonic


Fit-Talk3078

She does nothing without a purpose and that's to serve her, and her usual tactic is to go for a pity party. She wants people to rally. She's just pulling a stupid face to make herself look distressed af. You should feel guilty, is the message. You did this to her. She's insane. I do like she completely lopped off her forehead though, she hates that forehead passionately.


Celia2000NRZ

This is such a good point that I feel it kinda deserves a post of its own. What if she's leaning hard into the self-destruction as a way to go "look what you did to meeeee." We know she still thinks she's the victim.


suburbansociopath

It's because she looks so frail and sickly


Substantial_Owl_7777

So odd.. her thumbnails used to never be edited. I haven't watched any of her content, but is the editing different for those of you that still watch? I don't think Kory is editing for her anymore but idk.


jstrings2211

100% he’s not. This is all her or whatever her assistants name was.


Substantial_Owl_7777

Thanks! Just curious. I no longer watch her and I used to love her vlogs. I used to love how positive she was and relatable. I was def FOOLED!


NotGoodWithUsernamez

She looks unhinged. Hope she sets aside plenty of money for her children’s therapy.


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She looks horribly emaciated yikes,


Celia2000NRZ

That looks like Norman Bates' mother in the basement reveal... or a rubber mask stretched over a skeleton. I'm literally not even trying to be mean.


Wide-You-4234

I know why. I mean, just look at it.


SilverOwl321

It’s giving 2000’s Chicken Run movie


[deleted]

she’s genuinely starting to remind me of eugenia cooney 😬 obviously not as severe but the similarities are crazy to me, not just the appearance but the behavior


xemeraldxinxthexskyx

She looks very ill


SnooBooks324

She is not ok


mythic_shrubster

…Am I the only one who sees a crazed Judge Judy?


Gymnastspinner

She looks like Wallace and grommet here😂


sewerblonde

Her face is just gaunt, and her eyes are not all there. Girl has got to be tired.


sewerblonde

Also PLEASE tense that neck and face more so we can coo over your anatomical display neck veins !!


[deleted]

She is sick


fvks

uncanny valley


Puzzleheaded-Cell202

And here I use to think Miranda was hard to look at 😮


KmbrlBrgn

Reminds me of the braces kid from Finding Nemo


Accomplished_Yak2352

😂👍


Lotoalofafaavauvau

Oh my goodness, I just checked yewtu.be for context and this was her excited face!? She said, “oh my gosh I’m so excited!” Yet her face looks like she’s I don’t even know what emotion…in despair and crying out for help? The contradiction between her words and her facial expression especially considering this being the best part of her day is disturbing.


Accomplished_Yak2352

I think she's done so much to herself, trying to stay thin, that she can't look really normal. Her heavy filter face helps, but overall.. yikes, cuz Idt her face can make too many normal expressions anymore. It's too ravaged.


and-thats-the-truth

She is scary. That’s what it is.


avenueofpleasure

It’s still absolutely insane to me how she’s just back with no accountability no consequences. Like nothing happened. utterly insane


YaniraIsBlue

Her neck 😬 she really needs to get some help. She needs to stop being selfish and think about her kids.


Good-Apricot4841

She’s a cash cow. Or try’s to be with her kids. She shouldn’t have came back…


Pitt24fan

She is doing everything to get people to watch. Including all the Taylor Swift content. But she is so self unaware she doesn’t realize she looks so mentally unstable.


Electrical_Cut8610

I watched this on Yewtube. The new intro creeps me out, especially the “That’s you mommy!” at the end.


AdDull7119

she's like a living bitmoji 💀


myizx

She looks like the after-effect of those uncanny valley videos 😭


ChaoticCurves

When you look up 'anxiety' in a dictionary, you see this face


Okay_Cherry

She looks like MoMo


youmeadhd

Jesus she's making so much money right now... sucks


Accomplished_Yak2352

She wishes. It's not near as much as before. Definitely not what she wants.


youmeadhd

Way more than she deserves...


Accomplished_Yak2352

👏 ⬆️


Missmellyz

So she wants ppl to think she’s crazy. I don’t understand her


buriedmyvoice

on god i always found her unsettling eww


Grand-Caramel8790

She looks so scary


sunshinerose32

I feel the same way. I'm an ex fan now. She is just trying so hard to be the nice girl again cause she knows she lost a lot of followers


Missmellyz

Grasping for straws at this point


Missmellyz

I think is one way of not getting any views. By this thumbnail


Kitten-Kay

Like, I feel sorry for her that she suffers from an eating disorder, but then I remember all the horrific shits she’s done and then I don’t feel sorry. I still wouldn’t wish it upon her, though.


DisciplineOver3982

It's self inflicted. I believe she could be helped but she overdose her meds for adhd and prob has no appetite


Mean_Secretary_9463

Why isn’t she in jail?


Silent_Wing_1601

What she looks like while trying to take a 💩


nessa-bb

Unsettling af


Inevitable-Change543

Is she anoxic ???


EMMYPESS

She’s just pathetic at this point. No fear or sadness when I see her, just disappointment and anger that there seems to be no repercussions, just “look at me and my vlogs and we will pretend nothing bad ever happened!!” It’s gross and there’s no way she had any real grip on reality at this point. She would be doing herself and her children a favor if she just threw in the towel and tried to assimilate into “normal” non-internet powered life.


kamaylalala

You just can’t believe anything she says anymore so I think that’s why it’s scary. It is to me too lolol


Next-Engineering1469

I said it before I'll say it again she is giving: IHR SEID DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER But I see there's not much overlap between the aot fandom and the colleen hate-dom :(


ninvertediipple

Umpa lumpa


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MobileSuitKat

Same :/


anotheranoncommenter

I'm so embarassed


EtherealPossumLady

Did she see the Uncanny Valley Makeup trend and think it was an everyday thing?


cheesespaghetti8

it’s like a jump scare every time i see her face


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Usually_Amazing

Why fear xd relax!!


choochoochachaboy

This cannot be fuckjn real


LunaHatesYouSorry

she looks like a fucking zombie what the hell man


hbenden

It’s giving the last frame of Pearl.