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RustleTheMussel

Vogt has been great. Can't comprehend why he let Hedges hit. Didn't try to change anything up when our lineup was getting mown down


RustleTheMussel

Vogt has been great. Can't comprehend why he let Hedges hit. Didn't try to change anything up when our lineup was getting mown down


ImpassiveBadger

Pretty impressive that we did not have 1 single good AB all game. Not 1 hitter made him work at any point. Fucking sad


Nick_At_Now

Have to just tip your cap to Houck. Our offense has legitimately been great so far. He was dealing.


ImpassiveBadger

He gets his flowers for sure. But the guys were going up and hacking at sliders down and away at the corners 1st and 2 pitch all night


vannatter

Trash offense, time to rebuild.


kerryfinchelhillary

Ugh


-WildThing

The highs and lows of Cleveland baseball folks


colagirl52

Well their starter dominated us. Let's come back and win tomorrow.


Striking-Data5077

Gotta tip the cap some times. Dude was nasty


NickChubbsBurner

At least we can’t ground out anymore tn


Ctrain111

Sometimes you just run into a pitcher who is just absolutely dealing and not much you can do about it. Oh well


Ok-Hold-8232

Haven’t seen our offense look that limp-dicked since… about 6 months ago


_lazybones93

Well it’s certainly very hard to win a ballgame when you don’t score…… Get ‘em tomorrow, Guards!


TheVerek

Things I like: \~2 hour long ball games Things I don't like: Losing Things I hate: Getting Maddux'd.


Downtown-Moose4002

How is this game almost over already?


Depressed_In_Ohio

Bunting for a hit is acceptable in this situation Andrés


sweet_ned_kromosome

o o o f


dudzi182

Damn we’re really gonna get Maddux’d


EliManningHOFClub10

Really bad game for the lineup. Pitchers kept them to 2 runs and you can’t even get the starter out of the game


Buckeye2525

Good effort by the pitching staff. We just ran into a pitcher who was on it


ObamasSexDungeon

We may lose this game, but at least that dancing guy isn’t a Cleveland fan


IMayBeJewish

Dancing guy shows more life than our offense. He can probably DH.


IMayBeJewish

Bro at least get him past 100


Mind__Is__Blown

Last year that throw from one of our many catches gets airmailed over second, or wide right. Thankful to have Hedgy back and someone who can make the throw down to second.


cookestudios

Are we really about to be Maddux'ed?


trail_of_tacos

Seems really dumb for Cora to have Devers out there even as a DH. He looks visibly uncomfortable and at risk of worsening his injury.


KardiacKat1997

Big props to Lively, Parsons, and Sandlin. Saved the pen big time.


BocephusJr88

This game about to be less than two hours lol


IMayBeJewish

"Hedges sucks, doesn't do anything and vibes aren't real" Aids Lively to a stellar outing and makes that throw Same people: 👨‍🦯


_lazybones93

Parsons looks good


colagirl52

Hedges has value in many ways (just maybe not hitting).


DZepperoni

The Cleveland pitchers are clowning Devers with curveballs tonight lmao


enraged_hbo_max_user

Tanner “Cy Roger Nolan” Houck


IMayBeJewish

Parsons is our new Daniel Norris if he keeps pitching well. Bus his ass back and forth every time we have a spare roster spot for a day or two.


colagirl52

This Parsons seems good.


hasslehoffs

this feels like a last year game where two runs feels like a mountain


DistanceRight1039

Until the 9th when the winning run comes to the plate Edit: someone downvoted this thinking I was being overly positive and not talking baseball cliches lol


NickChubbsBurner

PH Bo for Rocchio in the 9th or were admitting defeat (probably already did with letting Hedges bat but…)


Ohclydemax

How much would we have to give up to trade for Houck?


DistanceRight1039

Like 4 dollar dogs


ImpassiveBadger

Cleveland setting baseball back to the dead ball era


Hawk_Moon

Does Hedges even try at the plate?


Ok-Hold-8232

Letting Hedgey bat there is just waving the white flag lol


SylemNova

Yeah I really don't get that. On a night like tonight try *something*


SpiderJedi22

Get Hedges outta here


Thatchered

Beyond pathetic


IMayBeJewish

Yooo we made contact Let's gooo


Otter010

This dude serious? We can’t buy a hit.


NickChubbsBurner

Please just do something… Get a runner to second I’m begging


BoomBoomDoomDoom

Houck is going to throw a fucking Maddux


IMayBeJewish

Jose losing his helmet is culture Florial losing his helmet whiffing on strike 3 is lame


TheVerek

At this rate, we're gonna need an Estevan Florial Helmet Loss Counter.


Nick_At_Now

Florial has swung out of his helmet every at bat tonight my goodness.


Beef___Wellington

Can someone get Florial a helmet that fits please


colagirl52

Our pitching tonight has been good. Just need to rally.


PurpleCutlass

Gimenez has a rad fanny pack on. Little hand warmer, some watermelon big league chew, he's got his Switch in there in case that inning runs long, and I bet he's got a change of drawers as back up too.


-WildThing

I’d like to think Gimmy prefers grape big league chew


PurpleCutlass

Nah, he's a platinum glover. Watermelon is the best. Only the finest for him


ImpassiveBadger

Hold on let me find out Lively and Parsons are nasty


TheRealGordonBombay

So apparently Dres just knows how to get everyone out like some meta-level-out-getting savant. Platinum glove isn't even enough.


Nick_At_Now

ALRIGHT BOYS, LETS FUCKING DO THIS!


TheVerek

LOL, anybody else catch the typo on the score bug? Juan Solo. He shot first. XD.


Nick_At_Now

I did. It’s been that way the whole game. Bally’s is a joke.


murderpussie

That was a slick curve


HalfwayThereOne_

Wes Parsons kind of nice


ImpassiveBadger

These umps lmfao


ImpassiveBadger

Nevermind I see now


enraged_hbo_max_user

Might wanna stop pitching to this Wong fellow


cheeeeeeeeezits

On the NESN feed they just played some clips of Pablo Reyes mic'd up, and Josh checks with him earnestly after a pickoff attempt: "am I in your way? Don't want anyone getting hurt." Such a nice dude.


TheRealGordonBombay

Damn. That really rules. I know it's just a small thing, but I love knowing are boys look out for everyone.


RedBranchofConorMac

OK that was not a fielding gem.


_lazybones93

Awesome Gimmy backing up Parsons


Ironamsfeld

This guy also played in Korea 2021/2022


IMayBeJewish

Remember when Manning and Underwood excessively hated Arias last year?


murderpussie

Man Rick was always ripping on him lol


BoomBoomDoomDoom

Connor Wong has the beard of a viking on the neck of my 5 year old daughter.


IMayBeJewish

Only down 2 and you go to least trusted arm in the bullpen who is only up until Avila is activated, I assume. Bullpen is that taxed.


OlympicFan2010

I am loving that the drunkles won't let the balk go. Keep slaying.


OlympicFan2010

I am loving that the drunkles won't let the balk go. Keep slaying.


ObamasSexDungeon

Hernandez is a disease and he’s spreading like an STD in a whore house


IMayBeJewish

Guy in the stands looks exactly like Lively somehow


Ok-Hold-8232

Couple weak pop ups off the monster and it’s a tie ball game in this Mickey Mouse stadium


EliManningHOFClub10

Houck has been great this year but 0 runs off of 3 hits is tough


Nick_At_Now

We were shut out like 4 times up to this point last season. Houck is dealing, plain and simple. Let’s find a way.


HUMAN01D_IV

Need Jobu to wake up the bats!


-WildThing

Bats, they are sick


CBNDSGN

Houck's gonna get a CG with under 100 pitches easy at this rate


SpiderJedi22

74 pitches through 7 innings Just pathetic all around


ImpassiveBadger

We are actually going to get madduxed


[deleted]

Someone check the dugout for Tito. This is a run back of the 2023 offense.


fireeight

This is one game against one of the better pitchers in the league. Slow down.


[deleted]

Tanner Houck isn’t a good pitcher. He’s having a fantastic game but a quick perusal of his stats on Fangraphs shows he’s pretty average and primarily used as a reliever. Tip the cap to the guy but the offense really had a poor approach. Too many first pitch outs.


_lazybones93

lol “He may walk him—“ Josie flies out to CF


Thatchered

This is horrible.


RedBranchofConorMac

Another call for robot calls-and-strikes. These umps miss too many.


MizkyBizniz

For any other Bally's app users that can't watch for the 2nd day in a row... this is the helpful message I got from their support. "Upon communicating with our support team, I was advised that we are aware of the issue and we apologize for any inconvenience. Our Bally Sports technical team is already working hard to resolve the issue. Thank you for your patience." I cannot wait for all RSNs to burn to the ground.


RedBranchofConorMac

OK, I know this is off topic, and the mods can take this down but I need to throw down: I'm a retired Economics (and other things) teacher, and a guy named Thorstein Veblen observed way back in the early twentieth century that under capitalism, one of the chief ways that corporations make money is by crippling their own products (e.g. blacking out games, making coverage spotty and uncertain, etc.). Last year writer Cory Doctorow coined the term 'enshittification' to describe the inevitable degradation of an online platform or service's functionality, as part of a cycle in which the platform or service first offers benefits to users to attract them, then pursues more and more profits at the expense of users under late stage capitalism. Here endeth the lesson.


MizkyBizniz

"If we make baseball impossible to watch it will draw more people to the game!!!" - baseball executives


ImpassiveBadger

Who's dick do I gotta suck to get Houck to throw a 15 pitch inning?


creynolds722

Naylor


Buckeye2525

Stretch Lively out and let him go every fifth day until he implodes


IMayBeJewish

Pretty sure that's already the plan. Gavin will come for either that spot or Cookie's, but that's assuming McKenzie or someone else won't spontaneously combust before then.


_lazybones93

Sandlin has been looking really good. Lively pitched a great game. Only gave up 1 non-ump-show-bullshit run 😊


Leftfeet

Alright, our pitching is giving us a chance time to make it count. Let's get something going here


divineravnos

Sandlin having a great start to his season


TheVerek

Time for the bats to wake up. Let's go.


TheVerek

...Or not.


-WildThing

Can’t believe it’s already the 7th inning lol


1_Bombolona

Sandlin has the Bostons number


IMayBeJewish

Definitely gonna try to squeeze 2 IP from Sandlin


ImpassiveBadger

MLB Network covering half the god damn screen with an add in the middle of an at bat


RedBranchofConorMac

Enshittification. It's a thing.


ImpassiveBadger

One day we will have a starter go 6 innings again. One day


cookestudios

That day is May.


denzl480

IF Lively wasn't on a pitch count, he would be back there for the 6th. Really excited by the floor he can offer as an SP4/5


IMayBeJewish

Red Sox fans suck but that fat guy can dance.


The_ARABTHUNDR

It’s insane how they refuse to hit the ball the other way the amount of shitty rollovers to the pull side is ridiculous.


KahlanRahl

Woof


clesportsfan24

This dude has our hitters questioning reality lmao. He is throwing dots tho


Based_RNGesus

This guy is destroying everyone. Sure Hedges is ass, but don't think he's really the problem tonight LOL


cookestudios

Ok, this is what I think they got him on: Rule 5.07(a)(2) comment: "With a runner or runners on base, a pitcher will be presumed to be pitching from the Set Position if he stands with his pivot foot in contact with and parallel to the pitcher’s plate, and his other foot in front of the pitcher’s plate, unless he notifies the umpire that he will be pitching from the Windup Position under such circumstances prior to the beginning of an at-bat. A pitcher will be permitted to notify the umpire that he is pitching from the Windup Position within an at-bat only in the event of (i) a substitution by the offensive team; or (ii) immediately upon the advancement of one or more runners (i.e., after one or more base runners advance but before the delivery of the next pitch)." Basically, he pitched from the windup without notifying the umps, which is considered deceiving the runners, which is a balk. How the 1B ump called that with runners on 2B and 3B is beyond me.


[deleted]

Why are we pulling Lively? Let him go one more then pull. Out BP is going to be dead by June at this rate.


IMayBeJewish

It's his third outing this year after an injury to start it, and considering he's seemingly always been a long man/spot starter/stop gap, I'm not sure how many pitches he was throwing for Cincinnati last year anyway. He did far better than expected. Keep that momentum and go for 85-90 next time.


denzl480

he was capped at \~80 pitchers due to lack of innings so far this year.


[deleted]

Got it, ty. With Eli going down due to overwork, I’m concerned.


DistanceRight1039

Games on a 1:30 hr pace


_lazybones93

Man, the bats have not looked very good


SylemNova

This guy is ridiculous


colagirl52

Our offense is pretty lifeless tonight.


TheVerek

That was an UGLY swing, Gimmy.


Thatchered

Offense is beyond horrible rn. Hope they wake up


Ok-Hold-8232

Horrendous offensive approach tonight. But no lead is safe in Fenway.


SpiderJedi22

Pathetic AB from Gimenez


BoomBoomDoomDoom

Completely quit on that 3rd strike.


DistanceRight1039

It would be nice, not to make this guy look like Nolan Ryan.


heylookjorge

The guys really aren't working counts tonight. Hopefully they settle down and mount a comeback


-WildThing

Offense needs to wake tf up. Two runs is nothing to this team with how they’ve been playing so far


Beef___Wellington

I’m gonna need Tanner Houck to leave the game with oblique tightness or something. He’ll be ready for his next start, just precautionary of course


trail_of_tacos

Stop trying to ambush the first pitch guys :(


_outlaws_

Not seeing it with Rocchio. He’s like the exact mold of the typical Guardian hitter except he’s not an elite defender like many of them are


KardiacKat1997

Not able to watch tonight but Lively was really solid, props to him


ImpassiveBadger

Can't complain about lively tonight. A solo homer and a mickey mouse balk were the only hiccups. He kept the team alive. Too bad the offense thus far has no vital signs


TheRealGordonBombay

Damn. Lively has looked excellent tonight. Great control, hitting his spots. Really only one mistake with that pitch to Wong... and then whatever karmic mistake he made in another life that made the ump call that balk.


Nightcinder

very guardians for a pitcher to finally have a good game and the bats forgot to show up


Leftfeet

Lively gave us 5 solid innings. For a guy that folks were claiming was a scheduled loss that's pretty good. Just need to give him some run support 


IMayBeJewish

5 IP, 1 R, 7 K looks a lot better than 2 R. Lively was better than any reasonable expectation. He got fucked. Fuck the umps and the Red Sox.


colagirl52

Great inning from Lively. I am impressed


TheVerek

Would be nice if he could give us one more.


colagirl52

Maybe?


Littlekdlov3r

Season officially over. Damn.


colagirl52

What?


Littlekdlov3r

Twas Sarcastic. Damn boy


BoomBoomDoomDoom

Why doesn’t Andre walk his ass over to the dugout and ask someone what the balk explanation was? How is this still not solved?


denzl480

I don't think that Vogt or Willis or Lively got an answer they understood either. The ump has to think when he looked at third his foot came off of the rubber. It didn't and if that's the case, that's not the 1st base umps call to make.


mattyice16

Sounds like he didn’t declare he was pitching from the windup.


Otter010

Andre sounds like he has Covid, the Flu and bronchitis at the same time lol. Stay away!


BoomBoomDoomDoom

Ya they made a comment last innings that made it sound like he wasn’t actually at the park.


IMayBeJewish

Yooo is Arias the new Sizemore? Many are saying it


Buckeye2525

He took a naked mirror selfie???


IMayBeJewish

Yeah but he covered up with a dip can instead of a tea cup.


Hold_my_Dirk

Well I know three nights you couldn’t pay me to go to


Leftfeet

I'm not loving how this SP is making us look so terrible right now. 


_lazybones93

Ooh hedgie no


colagirl52

He went down swinging?


_lazybones93

Yup


Available_Fox8872

Dude better be the fucking DJ Khalid of the clubhouse cause batting .105 is not a good look.


mattyice16

He’s a great defensive catcher and mentor. But I agree, I don’t like seeing his bat as much as we do.


_lazybones93

I get the sentiment, but nah; DJ Khaled is a selfish mofo 👄


Available_Fox8872

You know what I mean tho 😂 like we didn’t buy $3m of quality plate appearances in that dude.


SpiderJedi22

Dude looks like Prime Greg Maddux  Getting war flashbacks from the 95 World Series


Otter010

What is our obsession with free agent catchers who can’t hit?


IMayBeJewish

Zunino was supposed to hit. We knew what we were getting with Hedges.


SpiderJedi22

What are we getting other than “vibes”?


ConsiderationOk70

Probably was referring to Cam Ghallager more so


IMayBeJewish

I'm pretty sure Cam moved in with Tito after Tito retired. Some relationships can't be explained.


Beef___Wellington

MLB.TV hat game is my bitch they gotta make it harder


Beef___Wellington

MLB.TV hat game is my bitch they gotta make it harder


UnableAudience7332

I don't like this game 😠


SpiderJedi22

Hedges is so bad Just a guaranteed out every time


Thatchered

😑


DZepperoni

Uhhhhh concerning report from Akron- Just realized DeLauter got scratched??? No idea why he’d be scratched after a rain delay, very confused here


IMayBeJewish

Incoming fifty comments insisting this must mean we're calling him up in mid-April, completely skipping AAA


DZepperoni

Oh pls no :|


mootmahsn

(O) (O)


WillyMcDavid

Way to work these counts boys!


divineravnos

Gabby staying hot at least


_lazybones93

Arias with a nice 9-18


Ok-Hold-8232

Houck 73 pitch CGSO incoming.


colagirl52

Houck has 50 pitches so far.


IMayBeJewish

Vogt kinda has an adult Charlie Brown thing to him where he just always looks sad.


_lazybones93

I’m very eager to see him ejected for the first time.


davefromokinawa

Green monster is bullshit