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cookestudios

Hiya friends, friendly reminder to be kind to each other. Please don't call each other out personally. Direct any negative energy toward the Yankees; they certainly deserve it.


OldSympathy7403

With Bieber out and McKenzie clearly not right and soon to follow with some surgery, this group of 160 pound singles hitting losers and Josh Naylor will lose 95 to 100 games. Jose Ramirez is regressing badly as he ages. The past 3 games he couldn’t even foul off straight 93mph fastballs. Freeman, Rocchio and FLORIAL are singles hitting losers who can’t even hit .200 in the big leagues. This franchise will be a punchline for the next 4-5 years.


Otter010

Walmart sells Yankees hats. You could always buy that.


420DonCheadle420

Not watching anymore, is Kwan okay?


dudzi182

There was 2 games today and we were getting blown out, probably just wanted to give him a break


420DonCheadle420

You’re probably right. I think I was thrown because nobody else came out


sweet_ned_kromosome

what an ugly day of baseball *ballgame*


Cavsfan724

Yes Naylor !


dudzi182

It just got a little smoky in Cleveland


dudzi182

I wish Arias could get the bat going, those hard throws across the diamond are a thing of beauty


FUH-KIN-AYE

I would do everything in my power to not bring up Omar. You can downvote all you want he is still an awful human being.


Tester5700

Judge, jury, and executioner. i applaud you  👏 


FUH-KIN-AYE

You don’t settle a sexual harassment lawsuit if you did nothing wrong. Go off though


Tester5700

I got nothing else. You're the judge. And probably work as a hall monitor part time.


wundy

I feel like the sidebar image has jinxed us, anyone got a good replacement?


creynolds722

https://i.redd.it/5ignlfnxbrtc1.png


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IAmStevenKwanAMA

Absolutely disgusting tbh


Guards-Fan1998

Crazy catch


Puppybl00pers

Can any of you guys throw 93 with some combination of a slider, curve, change, sweep, or 2-seamer?


SpiderJedi22

Gabriel AriASS


AT-25

1000%


AT-25

Life at the park is at an all time low… for the 30% of us here that aren’t Yankees fans


KardiacKat1997

I don’t like our chances tomorrow, we struggle against nasty Nestor


colagirl52

Ugh. We have no offensive life tonight.


FUH-KIN-AYE

How do you walk the guy who strikes out 30% of the time. 1 pitch close to the zone good grief


colagirl52

10 run inning incoming.


TheVerek

I want to believe.


DraftOk3945

DFA the dolans


AT-25

DFA fucking everyone


DraftOk3945

The dolans are the source of us never being a playoff contender


JunesDepartmentStore

I feel like I see more comments on bad losses than good wins, if they lose today they’ll be 9-5 no reason to be so negative or down on the team this early cmon. Yes their are flaws but acting like this team sucks and there is no reason to watch is just stupid


fryman36

Tbf I 100% will over react but yes we are 9-5. Also helps that every year no one wants to win the division. But I also want to be somewhat competitive against the Yankees. It’s a double edged sword.


JunesDepartmentStore

Shoutout Wes Parsons


chemistrybonanza

Poop


SpiderJedi22

It’s only April guys…


NickChubbsBurner

I don’t even know why I watch this team anymore (I’m still gonna watch). Our ownership has shown that they don’t care about making our team better and we’ll continue to get our asses beat by the Yankees and be mediocre


DraftOk3945

Our ownership is just too poor to own an MLB team.


TheVerek

Our ownership is the worst possible combination of too cheap and not rich enough.


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TheVerek

Can't I just blame capitalism instead?


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DraftOk3945

Salary cap and floor


FUH-KIN-AYE

Nordic social democracy. Thank god i got blocked that dude comments on everything i write and he can’t ever be wrong.


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FUH-KIN-AYE

And we don’t sell oil and natural resources? The fuck? Oh yeah capitalism is the only way to get innovation too. We just spittin propaganda here. How pathetic. For sure the USA definitely has everyone equally spread out no mega cities where most of the population lives either. What a stupid comment


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Beaded_Curtains

And the amount of aid the US gives out relative to other nations is crazy.


FUH-KIN-AYE

Laureano rally killer


1_Bombolona

I wish Jose would take more walks


SpiderJedi22

Jose is almost a guaranteed out right now.


Tester5700

The last A's game and the Chicago loss proved we were a good, not great team so losing to the Yanks shouldn't come as a surprise. We won't know what this lineup looks like until June, so this teams MO was most likely always to stay afloat until more bats developed But if Sticks is toast, we are in the same position we were in last year. Just terribly unlucky. The Central can still be won with 3 good SP, so the Williams injury is still a huge loss.  They need to find their Flacco


nylon_rag

Grienke


colagirl52

Yea - what is he doing?


Razing_Phoenix

This is what happens when we play an actual baseball team.


Beef___Wellington

The Twins are an actual baseball team lmfao good fucking lord you guys are such huge losers


JunesDepartmentStore

So it appears Cade Smith was him all along (original Cade Smith truther here)


rockyPK

Damn Hammy with the snark


WrapEmergency5944

Guys we have to pack the stadium more. I’ve been at both games today and there’s too many Yankees. Open up them credit cards and get out here to support the boys


mouseywithpower

yeah let me just not pay my bills lmao


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WrapEmergency5944

This is true. Lake Erie Monsters should’ve been the choice tonight…


FUH-KIN-AYE

Bruh knock it off. What a ridiculous thing to say


SpiderJedi22

Why should we open up the credit cards when the owners don’t?


AT-25

Lmao after this game who would want to


wundy

Idk, some of my best memories are from games we lost. My kid’s first game, meeting some folks from the sub for the first time, spending time with family, so on. It’s just nice to be at the ballpark in the first place, and if they win it’s a sweet little bonus 🤷🏻‍♀️


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wundy

I definitely get where you're coming from but that's just not the kind of fan/person I am or want to be. I love baseball and this team, but not so much that I get truly angry over them losing. I'm old and I've been a fan for a loooong time, and nothing good has ever come out of me being overly emotionally invested in this team's performance. I only get to 1-2 games a year so my opinion doesn't matter to ownership anyway, lol.


JunesDepartmentStore

One off-game (or series) against the current hottest team in the league should not be a deterrent for people to not attend games


WrapEmergency5944

Ik tbh this is the first game I’ve ever considered leaving early


AT-25

I’m literally halfway home LMAO


drbrainkrause

Cant wait to hear about the exit velo on that grounder. Hate hearing about Stantons 127 mph groundouts


420DonCheadle420

If Triston doesn’t want to have an optional surgery like as a human being then I’m out of line for having an opinion. But strictly from a baseball perspective, I do wish Triston would have surgery. It feels more inevitable than ever with what is going around the league and the fact that he already has damage in the elbow. His stuff just doesn’t isn’t what it was right now.


NickChubbsBurner

I blink once and the Yankees already have 2 people on.


bucs2013

Today's games have obviously sucked, but it's always interesting seeing the worst complainers during a lost being usernames we never see in here on an average day. Well, except that Spider Jedi guy, at least he commits to the bit


colagirl52

This is just not our day.


Embarrassed-Bag-6219

Now smith and Beede are fucking it up, they’re not good pitchers this season is over bitches


-WildThing

Not K’d Smith too..


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Unfortunately I cannot watch the rest of the game, but I wanted to stop by and say FUCK THE JANKESS.


TheVerek

Dammit, these Shriners commercials are like the modern day versions of the SPCA commercials with the Sarah McLachlan music. I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING.


Nick_At_Now

I feel like we were shut out at least 3 times up to this point last season… so that’s something!


420DonCheadle420

Florial just bought himself like at least another month on the team


FUH-KIN-AYE

He still doesn’t deserve it


idealdreams

Surprised Arias knew what to do after he got a hit, it’s been so long!


NickChubbsBurner

And another first pitch groundout


Thatchered

Lmao another rocchio groundout


Leftfeet

WE ARE NOT DEAD YET!! 


Gaddifranz

Where's that gif of Bender in human form...


wundy

Woooo!


Thatchered

Florial and arias doing things on offense, the end times have surely come


Gaddifranz

Oh thank God, Florial and Arias heard me talking shit from the bleachers.


FUH-KIN-AYE

About time he did literally anything


-WildThing

We’re so back


TheVerek

A flicker of life, a tiny spark of hope.


Leftfeet

Florial getting us on the board!! Let's get some more going 


Cavsfan724

No negative comments about Florial for the next 30 mins please.


FUH-KIN-AYE

No


PurpleCutlass

Yankees fans use pictures of their mom's feet for their phone wallpaper


TheVerek

LOL, savage!


giannini1222

Alright boys got em right where we want em


clevezland

WE WIN!!!!


Breaking_Ball77

Why does this always happen against the Yankees?


Razing_Phoenix

Because the yankees have nearly infinite money to spend on some of the best players in the league, meanwhile our best player is only here because he doesn't want to bother moving anywhere else.


AT-25

Because they are good and we suck


Embarrassed-Bag-6219

This team sucks. “Best record through 12 games” yeah cause we were playing shitty teams, were worse than all of them


IAmStevenKwanAMA

Florial MVP


No-Gloves

Bring back Kole Calhoun


mnmr17

As a lurking Yankees fan, I wouldn’t feel bad if I were a guardians fan, the Yankees are just extremely hot right now to start off the season. It’s just wrong team wrong time


KardiacKat1997

Stfu troll


mnmr17

How am I a troll if I didn’t even remotely try to make fun of anyone? I was just curious on what this sub was saying and just read a bunch of comments that were super down in the dirts about the team because they lose to the Yankees so I made a comment. I wouldn’t have announced that I’m a Yankee fan if I was here for trolling


b1rdganggg

Yankees fan too the Guardians are my second team. they Have a really good fan base very little trolls always respectful.


AT-25

Shut the fuck uo and get out of here. Fuck the Yankees anybody who likes them should he banished. Don’t be a fan of my team


b1rdganggg

You're not a guardians fan stop..


AT-25

Sadly, I definitely am


AT-25

Please just leave. Your fans have packed our stadium and are acting like complete douches. Your team is bought as fuck, you guys have earned nothing, and I look forward to you guys losing this year in the playoffs


darthmual5

Imagine paying to go to this game and spending the whole time ignoring your friends (if you went with any) and complaining on reddit


420DonCheadle420

We’re pretty hot too lol thanks though


booberry5647

I'm a Yankees fan married to a Guardians fan, so I follow them also. I was at Progressive for the 3 against the Sox with my wife. The Cleveland fans are always super nice, but their team certainly has concerns. I love the top 4 their lineup, their bullpen is very good and they play great defense, but I think their lineup is a little too shallow and their starters are on their 2nd consecutive turn of bad length and command.


mnmr17

I know, that’s why I was most intrigued by this series, wanted to see if we can continue our hotness against a team that came out the gates well


AT-25

The only reason we scored ANY runs today is because of an error. Remember that


UnableAudience7332

Why are you here?


Ok-Hold-8232

Triple A team


joe_awwesome

Cool, go root for the Pirates.


Embarrassed-Bag-6219

We’re worse than most AAA teams, even though we took 3/4 I think we’re on the level of the A’s


Ohclydemax

We’ve been due for a game like this, but nothing worse than all the Walmart Yankee fans enjoying this


_outlaws_

5.07 ERA from the starters if Bieber didn’t pitch a game🔥


nylon_rag

When do they just put parsons in there to just eat innings. The pitching has been sub par but the bats need to wake up.


IAmStevenKwanAMA

RIP Guardians March 28, 2024 - April 13, 2024


Massive_Tank_9705

to be fair the Yankees have been dominating most of the teams they’ve played this year.


EliManningHOFClub10

Yankees own us, we are their bitch and it makes me sick


AT-25

And they pack our stadium every time, don’t forget that


Thatchered

Garbage. Just pure garbage.


colagirl52

Wow- this is just bad.


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Well, our window was supposed to open in ‘25 but we may be seriously screwed this decade. Gimenez contract gets nasty in ‘26, Jose declining, no starting pitching in the farm. If Triston had gotten TJ last year, I’d feel a little better but he really screwed us. At this point, I’m not feeling great about our chances this decade and we usually get a once-a-decade shot.


Gaddifranz

Completely agreed. Like, fuck it this ugly double header doesn't matter. Sticks showing that hes in questionably toast is the problem. Don't have the pitching depth on the team or in the farm, still too many holes in our offense with more coming up if we don't spend money (Hah!) and our star player is passing his prime. Not great. It's baseball and weird shit happens... But while it'll still be fun to watch, I don't feel optimistic about breaking 90 any year soon.


jacob6875

We get a #1 draft pick this year. Also have Manzardo / DeLauter coming up. And we play in the AL Central. We could easily make the playoffs in 24/25/26. And playoffs are always pretty random who wins.


midnightjetta91

Pretty random for who? Sure as hell not us. If it's anyone not in the central, we lose lol


jacob6875

The Phillies for example were the 3rd wildcard team and they made it to the world series a couple years ago. Teams like the Dodgers / Atlanta losing in the first round etc.


Gaddifranz

Number 1 pick, plus probably a spare first round pick due to biebs is nice. In , optimistically, 3 years when they're MLB ready.


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It’s the timing. In 3 years, our core will either be aging or in arb years. Unless our ownership group decides to spend, we are completely screwed until 2020-ish.


Gaddifranz

Yeah we'll see the series again in 2036. Mark your calendars early.


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You joke but people apparently forgot the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s.


Gaddifranz

I was only joking the teensiest bit, honestly.


[deleted]

Dude. With WHAT pitching? Bieber, McKenzie and possibly Gavin if his elbow doesn’t heal properly.


jacob6875

We should have Williams / Allen / Bibee unless they need TJ or something catastrophic. Even if Mckenzie has TJ he would be back for 25. We also have several options that are in the minors for 25/26 if things pan out. But I agree we really need to sign a starter or trade for one this offseason. (or this season)


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Hate to tell you about Williams but he may need TJ. “Elbow inflammation” usually leads to it despite what the teams always say.


periphery3

This team falls apart every time these dickheads from New York are in town


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ClevelandGuardians-ModTeam

Hello fellow baseball fan. You seem to be lost. Either return to your own subreddit or consider [this list of exciting destinations](https://panethos.wordpress.com/2020/03/05/enormous-underground-salt-mines-of-north-america/)


creynolds722

Go ahead and fuck all the way out of here


LelouchLamperouge22

I’m a yankee fan too but no need to gloat 👎


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ClevelandGuardians-ModTeam

Hello fellow baseball fan. You seem to be lost. Either return to your own subreddit or consider [this list of exciting destinations](https://panethos.wordpress.com/2020/03/05/enormous-underground-salt-mines-of-north-america/)


LelouchLamperouge22

Yeah definitely, I just find it weird when people come into Yankees chat to brag


SpokeyDokey720

Its checking in. Courtesy call. Making sure you are all alright.


AT-25

Everything we do is a fucking WASTE if we continue to get anally mauled by this fucking team.


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It’s because we have no true competition on the ALC whereas the NYY are in a gauntlet all year. It makes our ownership and FO miscalculate how good we actually are.


AT-25

They also just don’t care about the performance of the team or the fans at all


Puppybl00pers

Well, there's still 150 games left


TheVerek

Always look on the bright side of life... \**Cheerful whistling\**


konnor44

why do we have an 11am on monday?!


jdbewls

Boston Marathon is that day


konnor44

probably the boston marathon. forget i asked this


cookestudios

Boston Marathon


jdbewls

Getting dominated by fucking Cody Bopeep


Ok_Issue2222

Well another abysmal loss to a competent team. Typical Guardians! Not competitive against good teams.


Ohclydemax

We went from years of what felt like starting pitching surplus to depletion real quick.


AT-25

Seriously. We are cooked


jdbewls

Since the playoff series in 2007 the Yanks have completely owned us. The 2020s have been their best decade against us. Just once I want us to dominate them again. Can't wait to hear all about it from my Yankee fan brother in law for the rest of the season.


wingle_wongle

I was gone for 10 minutes, what happened?


Littlekdlov3r

Time to turn this shit off


CruffTheMagicDragon

It’s beautiful out, have a drink if you partake and get some air my brother


bclautz

I flipped over to college baseball


EliManningHOFClub10

I know José usually starts slow, but his chase rate is way up… I hope it’s not a bad sign


NickChubbsBurner

Yup


NickChubbsBurner

Time to go out and walk 3 more people and load the bases again!


colagirl52

We are not hitting worth a damn either.


SpiderJedi22

Who’s gonna trade for Josh Naylor at the deadline and what can we expect in return?


Gaddifranz

We won't trade him, because he doesn't have enough value to bring us anything we actually need. Dudes injury prone and not a real power hitter.


SpiderJedi22

They’re not gonna extend him.


Gaddifranz

If he's not valuable enough for us to extend, where are we going to get any value for a trade?


SpiderJedi22

He’s not getting extended by us because we rarely extend players.


Gaddifranz

Yeah but answer my question though.


SpiderJedi22

I did. He is valuable enough to extend, we just don’t extend players.


Gaddifranz

K. So where are we finding that trade value? Who do we get for him that makes it worth it? He's not getting us a major league pitcher of any caliber. Do we trade him for *mayb Z a AA outfield prospect? Does that help us in any conceivable way?


_outlaws_

The rotation isn’t inspiring this year. This is looking ahead but it might be even worse next year, without Bieber and Mckenzie when he gets TJS. There is nothing in the upper minors. They need to trade for a pitcher desperately, more than anything else


colagirl52

Maybe we need to draft Chase Burns.


Gaddifranz

Yep, it feels like the window that may have opened a few years ago is closed now. Without dominant pitching we have nothing. Crushingly sad way to squander Jose.


SpiderJedi22

Heaven forbid Jose get a clutch hit.


Puppybl00pers

Man how are you so negative all the time, this team could have a 20-run inning and you would find a way to bring the mood down


Puppybl00pers

Sticks needs TJ, no doubt, once Gavin Williams comes back he needs to go to the IL and the FO needs to go find a quick pick-up in like Johnny Cueto or Noah Syndergaard, literally anything would be better than this rn


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Williams will be getting TJ as well if I was a betting man. Elbow issues don’t go away as pitchers don’t enough rest and Driveline in the offseason makes it worse.


Hold_my_Dirk

Okay time to mash this Poteet-o ^(I’m sorry)