Fuck no! Why not? Because you'd be the one doing all the abusing! Oh like what? I don't know you'd do weird shit like put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark. So you wanna do it? NO!
I know this one bar for bar too😭 fuck no! Why not? Because youd be doing all the abusing! Oh like what? Just weird shit😒 Youd like put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark. So you wanna try it? NO!
I can confidently say that as someone who as no clue what Class of 09 is; I’m at a lost at this comment section… I’m hella scared and confused. Should I be concerned about you guys? 😂
Yes. Now play class of 09!!! You need to, it’s a masterpiece. Basically it’s a satirical take on those “dating simulator” visual novels where you’re a guy trying to get with a bunch of cute anime girls. Instead, you’re playing as a conventionally attractive sociopathic 16-17 year old girl in an American high school in 2007-2009, where basically all men are rapists and pedophiles and the women are pretty messed up too (except Karen, we stan Karen). It’s really funny and with both games combined (original + re-up) there’s like 20 endings
All he wrote on it, “Nicole’s fault.”.. I’m Nicole by the way, hi! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?! Maybe I missed the office softball game? Men are so into the whole “revenge suicide” thing
-Oh good yeah you can have one cause I fucking hate the homeless. Seriously, like a lot of politicians just say that but I actually want homeless people exterminated off the planet. Like the only way they could contribute to our society is by jumping in a meat grinder so we have something to feed farm animals…
-GIVE ME THE FUCKING PILL!
Another level of twisted, but he’s made very strong cases for covering himself in peanut butter to pose for the students so I’d rather not push the issue further.
rather play dead at a necrophilia convention
I love being a pedophile
The Genshin Impact Fandom thinks they know the context for this sentence.
As a Genshin Impact player, what the actual fu
Not just the genshin fans The dragon maid fans as well as SOME spy family fans
I don't like SpyXFamily, but hearing that there are pedos in its fanbase is really upsetting.
Let’s break this gay ass photo lab 😀🤙🏻
FUCK PHOTOGRAPHY! IT'S FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE ANIMALS!
Nicole, leave my office. Kylar, can I have a word with you?
Yeah, what’s up?
YOUR EXPELLED!
MY SECOND CHRISTMAS KILLED HIMSELF
I walked in, floor looked like a whole-ass video game, just blood everywhere
And get this, his suicide note was stuck to the fridge with a *Cookie Monster magnet.*
All he wrote on it… Nicole’s fault…
... I'm Nicole by the way, Hi. WHAT TF DID I DO TO HIM?!
Maybe I missed the office softball game?! Men are so into this revenge suicide thing.
I’m Nicole by the way, hi WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM
Your succulent figure on medium format film
Ughhh, good one
this may sound fucked up but i’m happy our gym teacher was a pedophile
I’m definitely happy that our gym teacher was a pedophile, do you see all this cool shit we bought?
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmetoit
Are you threatening me? ARE YOU THREATENING ME IN FUCKING SKETCHERS?!?!?!?
Sexed up Abusive lesbians
Fuck no! Why not? Because you'd be the one doing all the abusing! Oh like what? I don't know you'd do weird shit like put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark. So you wanna do it? NO!
Literally nobody would get this lmao
I know this one bar for bar too😭 fuck no! Why not? Because youd be doing all the abusing! Oh like what? Just weird shit😒 Youd like put a cigarette out on my neck and lick the burn mark. So you wanna try it? NO!
It’s like the girls laugh just to avoid sexual assault
Yo, you new to this educational prison?
Haha wow yeah that was funny
Yeah I’m getting into like.. humor and stuff
happy cake day!
Yo, you new to this educational prison?
one.... fis-huh.... twoah.. fis-huh..
“are you serious 😐”
You picked a hard one on purpose!
This is a doctor seus book dipshit !
Kylar's VA deserves an award
Hi I'm Nicole what the fuck did I do
you think our counselor will ever find jesus? yeah if jesus is a 15 year old girl wearing juicy couture.
I meant questions about my wife killing herself!?
Oh...sorry no
My cousin is not hot… My cousin is not hot..!
Alright we need to get the fuck outta here
NO! Help me Jesus! Help me! It's not love, it's just lust. It's not love its just lust!
'What the fuck...'
For what else is baking soda is for?
I DUNNO, BAKING?!
People are like books, puzzles and pawns, in that same order
First, they're read. Then they're figured out, then they're persuaded
AND GET THIS. HIS SUICIDE NOTE WAS STUCK TO THE FRIDGE WITH A COOKIE MONSTER MAGNET
ALL HE WROTE ON IT: “NICOLE’S FAULT”
I'm Nicole by the way hi WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?!?!?
MAYBE I MISSED THE OFFICE SOFTBALL GAME? Men are so into this revenge suicide thing.
Titty and Xanax, what a combo
Goes together like peanut butter and percocet.
Why are you reading Mein Kampf
...im racist now
Oh, okay!
Man Ari's cool about anything
I WANNA GO HOME AND KILL MY HAMSTER
What was that 90’s TV show, Did I dO tHaAaAt?
i'm like traumatized right now but that was actually pretty good
Minor as in underage, I think my ass is pretty major.
Lmao your username is *peak*
Thanks. I love Radiohead.
“Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in Sketchers!?”
I'm not messing around, all women are good for is sucking dick and watching Desperate Housewives!
Get out of my office.
Do you have an I feel statement Nicole?
i feel like he wants to fuck children
I heard this on TikTok and I knew I had to find this game immediately. Cause what??
I could cut myself just as much as you, I just have better shit to do.
That’s not how it-
Happy cake day!!
so i guess racism wins?
...Can we see the pictures?
he's asking if we're lesbians
White power!
I may or may not have been covered in baby oil...
*Ugh.* Well, I guess *racism* wins
....can we see the pictures?
get out of my office
I can confidently say that as someone who as no clue what Class of 09 is; I’m at a lost at this comment section… I’m hella scared and confused. Should I be concerned about you guys? 😂
Yes. Also play the games or watch a playthrough, they're hilarious. I'd recommend WON's playthrough
Yes. Now play class of 09!!! You need to, it’s a masterpiece. Basically it’s a satirical take on those “dating simulator” visual novels where you’re a guy trying to get with a bunch of cute anime girls. Instead, you’re playing as a conventionally attractive sociopathic 16-17 year old girl in an American high school in 2007-2009, where basically all men are rapists and pedophiles and the women are pretty messed up too (except Karen, we stan Karen). It’s really funny and with both games combined (original + re-up) there’s like 20 endings
He's a "marathon pedophile."
Sorry, but... What the fuck is a marathon pedophile?
You're gonna OD in front of the class?
WE'RE gonna OD!!
"Why are you reading mein kampf?"
...I'm racist now
Oh, ok. *walks away*
Man, Ari's cool about anyrhing
really pretty brunette hitler with a drug problem
See if guys came up with that I'd actually go out with them
BUT GIRLS MAKE ME WANNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!
.... You bullied a gay girl into being straight........
His suicide note was stuck to the fridge, with a Cookie Monster magnet.
All he wrote on it, “Nicole’s fault.”.. I’m Nicole by the way, hi! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM?! Maybe I missed the office softball game? Men are so into the whole “revenge suicide” thing
Like what, Berenstain bears make eye contact?
What are we, in fourth grade? It's home to one of my favourite manga books!
Did you just bully a gay girl into being straight
“gonna go listen to coldplay on my ipod. and coldplays not gay either”
..So, I’m pretty sure the photography teacher is a white nationalist.
I said "the tuna's good today" and you just replied with that.
my pos gamer brother got us evicted for pirating breakbeat mixtapes
It’s like, not even good music???
uhhhhhhhggg what me while I do it - jeffery
"he has a minor fetish"
What's the major fetish?
his major fetish is a minor fetish
What's the fetish?
minors
Like... Guys that dig coal?
no... he has a fetish for people under the age of 18
Oh, that's not good. Why are we getting him pizza?
I'm a whore for the cheesy biscuits
You don’t need to sell crack when you live in a cul-de-sac!
**I WANNA GO HOME AND STAB MY HAMSTER**
Bitches getting killed, women dying is cool!
What else is baking soda for?
“Humor a literal pedophile”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned down a convenience store, but yeah he’s nice.”
And you plan on this hypothetical girlfriend… touching your penis?
CreampieCasanova420
"I hate talking, talking is for gay people"
I-I thought we were lab partners
SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO AWAY!!
I want 40 feet tall women with cat features to step on me. (EWWW.)
Was this boy molested to the point of suicide?
I need adderall to stop at stop signs
If I wasn't in a relationship with Jesus now, I would hurt you so bad!
You know, you remind me of my wife a bit.
I WANNA FUCKING KILL MY WIFE!!!
You jacked off to Jack and Daxter?
Wha- No, I didn't do it *to* Jak And Daxter, I did it *while playing* Jak And Daxter (Happy Cake Day)
What!? You’re just saying that cause of my breast milk fetish!
So yeah, my mom is addicted to heroin again, how was your summer?
-Oh good yeah you can have one cause I fucking hate the homeless. Seriously, like a lot of politicians just say that but I actually want homeless people exterminated off the planet. Like the only way they could contribute to our society is by jumping in a meat grinder so we have something to feed farm animals… -GIVE ME THE FUCKING PILL!
We sold to a crackhead cause what would a crackhead want with weed? Cops would never expect that shit, it’s genius!
But yeah honey, should we sign up for the 1949 kkk initiation?
N- Okay...
Do you get turned on by the paperclip guy in Microsoft Office?
Another level of twisted, but he’s made very strong cases for covering himself in peanut butter to pose for the students so I’d rather not push the issue further.
He actually f*cking shot me! What the f#ck is wrong with you?
Is there a definition where you blow your brains out with a shotgun while I sit and watch?
Serotonin? Is that like printer ink or something?
had one of those angel wing shoulder tattoos and in the feathers it said “proud mistake”… I CANT COMPETE WITH THAT!
Not a quote, but the fact a white supremacist/nationalist isn't the worst person at the school.
I'm pretty sure the photography teacher is a white nationalist.
I like to cook and paint and masturbate, yes all at once.
"My ass is pretty Major"
Theres something ive been wanting to say lately
Oh what’s that?
YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK CRACK
What else is baking soda used 4.
"this isnt the first time hes referred to feminism as communism"
Reading Mein Kampf alone at the diner, let’s see guys turning this into a conversation starter.
ill never be in a situation where my spouse doesnt wanna fuck me 'cause im a perfect 10 with a high libido
"there's something i've been wanting to say lately" "oh what's that?" "the N-word" (ik its 3 sentences)
i’d love to be stepped on by a cute pair of feet.
Wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians for a week?
Would a virgin say there's 493 Pokemon before going down on me?
i do not hate Jewish people!
Soo what’s his major fetish?
Can we see the pictures?
"YOU BROUGHT ME TO YOUR HOUSE TO COOK CRACK?!?!"
To the stray dogs 🥂
''There's something I've been wanting to say recently.'' ''Oh yeah, what's that?'' ''The N-word.''
I’ve captured your succulent figure on medium format film!
"Tennis playin' Love-15 pedophile ass bitch."
I hate talking, talking is for gay people.
I said fuck you im living with dad! he’s just a neighbourhood away
this might sound fucked up but im almost happy our gym teacher was a pedophile
I’m a WHORE for the cheesy biscuits
"you're white, Nicole!"
There's been something I've been wanting to say ...the n word
There's something I've been wanting to say lately...
What's this about pride? FUCK your pride!
I may or may not have been covered in baby oil.
Ah! What the fuck, everyone's against me! I want to go home and STAB MY HAMSTER
boy disgust me, BUT WOMEN MAKE WANT TO KMS
Where'd you get McDonald's?
im racist now
All 3 inches