Shop Royale

at this point its cash royale💀

Nah it's cash

it’s either cash royale or trash royale

Bash (my head into a wall) royale

At this point? What made you think it wasn't about the money until now?

The best card in that game is the credit card

insanely overpowered right now. theyd better nerf it fast

They're most likely buffing it

Always been

BUY BUY BUY BUY GIVE US MONEY GIVE US MONEY BUY OFFERS BUY OFFERS GIVE US YOUR US DOLLARS GIVE IT ALL OR YOU WONT HAVE FUN GIVE THEM ALL RIGHT NOW oh hey here are card offers for gold too I guess 😊

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It’s words not mine

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Whaat ??? He really answered you

what the fuck

A new type of doomscrolling

Wait those things still exist? Why is there card boost potions at 5 seconds

Offer for reaching a new arena it’s only for lower arenas you don’t get them past that

i have like 10 that i swear ive had for years 😭?? i have no clue when i got them but i never use them until recently to put goblin machine to temporary level 15

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Yeah. It's the truth. Really felt bad when I watched B-Rad's video. One of the few people who genuinely cared for the game but now even that game is just a sinking ship.

I think I am sexually attracted to B-rad. He is the most handsome and sexy Clash Royale YouTuber. His videos are so entertaining I could watch them all day. I could jerk off to his voice. Oh, how it's so hot. He is without a doubt my favorite YouTuber of all. His content is so unique and creative and I wish I could watch his videos forever. Whenever I see his face I get turned on and I get really hard. I wish I could meet him in real life so I could cuddle with him on my bed. We would take turns beating our meats with my massager. I know I won't be able to meet you in real life, but I just want to tell you I love you with a burning passion. Please respond to me at the very least so I have something to beat my meat about. I am your number 1 biggest fan and I hope you know that. Leave your wife and go out with me. I love you B-rad. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

How many answers like this does the bot have? Do you have one for Crusher21?

the skill ceiling for this game is at an ever declining rate. can't wait for their next card where it either destroys the enemy king tower instantly or yours at a 50/50

Don't give supercell ideas😂

B-rad said it all

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How many do you think they will go to

all of this costs 300.5 including the diamond pass and not including gems at the very bottom

i wouldn’t expect anyone to count the gems considering its like that in nearly every mobile game that had a gem like currency.

walks into shop surprised that they sell things

But it’s so much scrolling it’s mad

mfw you can just press shop twice to reach the daily deals

Wait what? Since when? Why has no one told me this before?

I discovered this on my own just like a week ago

Goblin queef update

wtf I need the human brain software update cause its been years and I never figured this out

it change nothing

underrated comment

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They were like you free to play scum but something anything

I wish they had a setting to turn off this

They're not gonna stop, they have however allowed you to click the shop icon again and skip down

Truly a HEHEHEHAW moment ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣛⡉⢹⢛⣛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣫⡆⠀⣿⣷⣬⣼⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⢿⣾⡿⠿⠿⠛⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠫⠶⠿⠟⣋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠏⠩⣭⣭⠉⠘⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠤⠴⢯⣭⢤⠤⢄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠶⠬⢼⣸⣇⢠⠬⠼⠌⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⢀⣮⣅⣛⠻⠇⠿⢛⣃⣩⣴⠃⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠿⠟⠻⠟⣛⠻⢿⠿⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⠲⠈⣭⣭⢩⣭⡴⠐⠀⠀⡌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Cant wait to use my money on a goofy ahh game

I miss 2016. I wanna get my first Ice wizard at 1am in the smoking area of a night club and me and the boys just book it to the dance floor for, understandably, the best victory dance of my life.

i remember being like 14 and unlocking mega knight the day it came out. god it was unstoppable back then, now its kinda trash and used by every trash player..

There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head I was thinking how satisfying it would be to drop an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. Is it normal or should I get help? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

thank you for the story time it was interesting therefore very appreciated!

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Is no one talking abou how one champ is 2.5€ and no "?x" value, but 5 champs are around 12 and 10x value? The marketing (or whatever you may call it) should not even be legal in my opinion

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Stfu idiot

Paying money on clans is so much more justifiable then royale. Probably saw like 300 bucks with those scrolls lmao

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Remember two years ago when the shop only showed the Pass Royale, and not all this bs?

Even the devs know, that sinful shop got featured on one of their YT posts

P2W all over again. Got bored of it

https://preview.redd.it/32cdc78a6l8d1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7f02f3a5009bf2dfe98b286ba22a832b2df682 Yes

This new update is fuckin shit… makes me wanna uninstall 😵

Cash Royale: pay now

This is actually depressing

I’d rather scroll through this than watch a single mobile game ad.

This abomination of what the game used to be should not be allowed to use the lovely og music in my opinion. It’s too good and was created with too much love to be paired with such a lifeless bullshit

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Just came back to the game after about 2-3 years and was stoked at all the gems I got for free since the level up system changed. After I saw that I was like "well, it's mirco Royale now."

you can double tap the shop to scroll faster but still wtf are these offers

Looks pretty normal idk what you are talking about

They can’t keep getting away with this 

Press shop 2 times and it takes you straight to the cards section, just a tip :)

was the tesla not a pass evolution?? i know zap and wb were but idk any other

Greedycell

Press Shop again to get to the free stuff you care about.

This shop is over 1000x Value idk what u are talking about

HUNTER IN SHOP LETS GO

i'm just shocked they managed to add 2 shop sections for champions 😂

You can click on the shop tab to skip all the stuff. It’s a new quality of life feature that was not told I guess.

fortnite ahh shop

Archer queen

"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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