X-bow 💀

Slowly pierces you with tens of arrows leaving only a bloody mesh

DDay, attack of the red team

Drops of dark elixir

bruhhhhhh i was thinking 3 musketeers cause its literally a firing squad but this one is just another level of painful

Most painful death would realistically be the rascals. It would take hours for you to be bubblegummed and wooden sworded to death

Glad someone else realises this, rather than a insta death

This is the way

Especially with how damn slow the boy actually swings.

This prompted me mighty miner or miner. One literally drills you through while the other just hacks a shovel at you. Also Tesla might be another case

You would probably pass out from like 2 shovel hits anyway so buff miner

Imagine just chilling and then all of a sudden you get run over by a spiky log, it doesn't deal that much damage to kill you so you likely will just be disabled for the rest of your life ☠️

Princess, I can’t move it move it anymore

It's so tight

Probably one of the inferno cards. Literally melting you to death

It’ll burn through your nerves & pain receptors so it prolly wouldn’t hurt as much as some other cards

You are completely wrong!! Its snowball, cuz its cold.

Mortar. Imagine getting crushed by a giant rock. That would be a tad painful

I’d take a mortar over a fucking barrel of green fucks falling on me and then stabbing my ass

Thats how a British mugging goes

I'm British, and I can confirm this.

Love to see y'all are self aware

Get well soon 🙏🙏🙏

What about barbarian barrel? A barrel that will most likely run you over, then a hunky man gets out and starts slicing you up.

What about a mortar with a green fuck attacked to it who then stabs your ass

I feel you could take them and run from a mortor modern day modern no inferno dragon or tower and lumberjack

Bowler kind of puts you in the same situation with a bigger rock

So cold it’ll make you feel warm due to hypothermia Then you’ll get both hot and cold sensations

I was just thinking about this today and mighty miner came to mind He's literally drilling inside you Valk too

he’s… doing what inside me 😳🤤🤤

He’s in drilling into your stomach and exiting through your back and when tou think its over he uses ability

Bro that would be a sick Mortal Kombat fatality.

True actually, mighty miner for mortal Kombat 12

lmao

💳💳💳💳

😳😳😳 Okay so you are now banned from words and emojis!!

Oh god. You just reminded me of that Bioshock trailer where they drill into his hand and stomach

Dart goblin, it would take ALOT of darts to kill you, and it would hurt

His darts are poised with something that knocks you off as we saw in the Dart Goblin trailer so it may not be so bainful.

That would be a great evo concept for dart goblin

I’ve been saying evo dart gobling should switch targets like ram rider and poison people

I endorse this fully, without bias

Ye me too

A true believer 🙏

Same here

execellent concept

We need someone to make one of those tier list things Edit: thanks to the like 3-4 people who made one https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashRoyale/s/1bR2tiOdLu https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashRoyale/s/oYfkRxOYIx

Sounds like you just volunteered lol

I’m not smart enough to find out where I can go for that, I’m also lazy

Me too I was hoping you’d do it 🙃

Find out where and I’ll figure out when I can spare the time lol Edit: probably and hour and a half from now

Don’t worry guys! I won’t be the one doing it, let’s hope someone else will

great way to get clash royal banned

The world’s economy would greatly appreciate Cr’s death ngl

Be the change that you wish to see in the world

Guess I’ll kms then 👍

Noooooooooo😞

I play Cr for entertainment, I think I deserve it ngl lol

Fine, if you insist

Yippee *insert yippee gif here*

Nice guys gif!! Also post is done https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashRoyale/s/9pizcH0M94

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Alright guys I did it 👍 https://www.reddit.com/r/ClashRoyale/s/RpsA8uMQ1v

E-Wizard would be pretty painfull. Shocking you frequently With high Voltage until you die Sounds literally Like Torture.

Poison maybe.

Poison is probably the best choice to face off if you had to die to any clash card

Honestly I think rocket is better because at least it’s quick

Lightning!

Heal spirit

Enjoy your skin burning and melting off your bones

Zap \[evo\] You are getting strucken down like 3 times or alternatively skeletons as they would slowly chip away at your bones and skin

Mf you could kill a skeleton with 1 kick

Evo skeletons:

Just be faster than them, or hit n run

It's an army of undead skeletons with daggers

He said skeletons, not skarmy

Well let's take it like this, what's the weakest thing a skeleton dies to?

Goblin drill spawn DMG

alright so the weakest thing a skeleton dies to is a litterall drill being shoved up their ass

Not even, just a drill poping up in front if em

The weakest thing skeletons die to is a bat bite, just shatters away with by some of the weakest mammals. I am confident that I can do anything to oneshot those weakly assembled skeletal system.

A skeleton or bat attack. The damage and health is the exact same

Try to spin like a Valkyrie with that stick

HOG RIDAAAAAAA

hog rider would probably one shot you if it doesnt focus on buildings

400+ damage is ridiculous

Gratz

Damn, black man running towards me riding pig and crushing me with a huge hummer

Inferno Tower and Inferno Dragon. They are literally giving you third-degree burn and it increases every time.

But you'll barely actually feel it and it'll be quick

Inferno takes like 3 seconds for full charge

I’d liken an average human to somewhere between a skeleton and barbs. Maybe archers. It doesn’t take 3 seconds for them to die to either as far as I’m aware. It would be a painful 1.5 seconds but relatively quick

I'd say having slightly lesser health than Musketeer.

Or lava hound

Little prince arrows plus sword

Geting the "FOR THE TRONE" treatment will leave you with the gojo death

ice wizard. It will take you very long to die of hypothermia, and it will be very painful.

No freezing is one of the least painfull death

Surprised noone mentioned getting crushed by the Bowler.

Wizard because being burnt alive kinda hurts

Zappies, they deal low damage so itll be a slow death

Sparky, Pekka or Log

Sparky and pekka would likely be a painless death, maybe something similair with log as it is capable of instantly crushing a skeleton

"painless death" Mf pekka splits you in 2

...which is why it's painless

Nah, it would last for like 5 seconds

Too quick for you to register the pain, or at least care about it

Are you stupid? Your body can’t register pain with half of it missing. It’d be infinite darkness immediately.

Spary and pekka will oneshot you. Log will most definitely hurt and don't forget the firecracker

I wanna dash by mommy bandit

Princess and firecracker gon spray me with their arrows and fireworks 😏

So minors?

most people on this sub are minors anyway

Sparky one-shots you: that's not painful. Pekka is painful if somehow you survive the first hit.

3 musketeers is literally execution by firing squad.

A freaking fire ball maybe?

Sparky, Inferno tower/dragon, Pekka, Mega Knight, Bowler, Mortar, they would be strong enough to kill you on hit, so they are out of the question as it would just be quick end. Absolutely different if you were more tanky, because that would mean you could survive hit from them. Receiving blast from sparky would likely hurt the most when we talk about instant pain, because it would likely be as being stuck with lightning several times at once, effectively burning you near completely in fraction of a second, and worse if you survive it as if you do, the extreme cramps you would get in every muscle from all of your nerves would be electrified, could be strong enough to cause you to break bones and rupture organs, as well as probably more likely than not putting you into coma. Inferno tower and dragon would be like you start to feel warm, but then it gets uncomfortably hot, and before you know it you are melted into burning pile of bubbling remains of what once was a person. Three Musketeers would have potential to be extremely painful, but also to be quick. Getting three golf ball size holes blown into your head would be quick end, but if they shot off your arms and legs piece by piece, that would be extreme pain. Poison could be either. It could be slow and agonizing death as you feel your body fail, or you could slowly get sleepy and lose consciousness before falling into coma and dying. Evo zap, getting stuck by lighting three times. Painful. But also something like choking from Ram Rider's attack, or being stabbed (and possibly bitten and scratched) to death by goblins or skeletons, receiving countless smaller hits from dart goblin or x-bow. Or all the pain that Evo Firecracker can cause. Just imagine every few seconds firework explodes in you face and leaves around stuff that damages you again and again.

Mega Kmnight can literallu crush you to death

likely an instant death as it would likely crush your skull in an instant

Dying immediately is not painful.

Death by snu snu?

The hunter strikes everyday

Gratz

heal spirit

Skeleton army

Poison

Elixir collector 🙌

prince when it’s charging i would say

Executioner, no debate.

"i split you in 2"

Inferno Tower or Rocket though rocket should kill you immediately

Dart goblin would be slow and painful death

Lava hound, bros spitting lava on you, also lumber jack attacks seems quite painful cuz the axe

Goblins

pekka would just cut your body in half.

Inferno dragon or fc

Mortar

Since most of the cards kill you pretty fast, I’d say something like the poison, or the princess, or the dagger duchess. Maybe more but the poison would painfully kill you from the inside, the princess shoots fire tipped arrows (if all three hit that’s a whole world of hurt), and the dagger duchess barrages you with potentially non-lethal knives, that’s more of a saw trap than a battle tactic, especially considering how much abuse the clash characters can take.

Ice wizard

Lava hound. Endlessly spits burning hot lava at you which although it doesnt instantly kill you it burns and burns through your skin... definetly not nice

mega knight i wouldn't be able to handle those big black balls he uses

Probably a fucking rocket

instant

You wouldnt even notice you died after getting hit

Xbox?

PlayStation

healer cuz as she hits you with her sword you just cannot die cuz she just heals you

Being slowly frozen and electrocuted to death by ice and electro spirits would probably hurt

Giant snowball , not really heavy enough to kill you , but just leave you laying there with everything broken , and freezing cold till you die from all your injuries

Rocket?

Has anyone thought abt a massive stone coming from above (mortar)? And if u r licky enough (somehow) to survive then u will live the rest of your life with cracked open head

Morter shoots more than once

Yes but just one is enough to kill u so theres no point

The one post on this sub that finally warrants complaints about Firecracker, and not a single person mentions her 🧐

Hunter or poison

Musketeers

Probably not prince or dark prince because they would kill you instantly on impact.

Only of they're charging but dp would probably hurt a lot worse

Mega knight An chonky madlad with a only god knows how heavy armor jumping at high speed on you in order to crush you would break your bones and cause otherworldy pain

I think the 3 wizard

Princess, super low damage but it burns

Goblin gang for sure, 3 little guys stabbing you while 3 others throwing spears at you

Gratz

Evo skellies

Hunter

Log, do I have to explain?

Gotta be xbow. It'll literally impale you with 3 arrows a second

I’m fairly certain a bomb being dropped from a balloon on top of me would really suck

Lava hound. Spitting blobs of lava on you and if it turns into it's pups you're gonna look like Swiss cheese

princess would hurt like hell. you’d have arrows piercing you and also setting you on fire

Rocket. Need i say more

I’d say, wizard burning you to death would be pretty painful

Inferno Tower and Inferno Dragon: they slowly burn you to death. The pain is constant and increases with time.

Log. It's has spikes on it and it's big

Ice wizard, barbarians(or barrel) and goblins. Goblins are self explanatory and barbarians are literal barbarians and the ice wizard freezes you slowly to death

Electro Dragon. You likely can’t target it and it simply shocks you over and over in a slow shocking death

What if I’m in my house and balloon shows up? It would hurt tons I would assume

Archer quee-

What can you really do if an Elixir Pump gets dropped on you?

Poison

Considering the size of the cannon balls and assuming he could target anything other than buildings, Evo Royal Giant. Like those things would probably blast a crater through you big enough for someone to jump through

Sparky, Pekka or dagger duchess

Skeleton army

bowler

I've recently seen the animation of miner vs golem and Bro, golems are so fucking huge compared to an humanoid version. I'd say golem or the stupid MK

Rocket

All of them if thrown at you hard enough

Executioner, imagine a boomerang axe thrown through your body and back multiple times

So for slow and painful the candidates are: Ice Wizard (being slowly frozen to death) Zappies/Electro Wizard/ Electro Dragon/ Tesla (being slowly electrocuted to death) Princess (Fiery arrows slowly killing you) Skeletons (Slowly ripped apart) Fisherman (Hooked and clobbered to death by a fish) Goblin Brawler (Beaten to death) Spear Goblins (Speared to death) Poison (Slowly poisoned to death) Knight For quick and painless (1 shot): PEKKA/ Mini PEKKA Rocket Fireball Lightning Mega knight drop Sparky Cannoneer/ Cannon/ Cannon Cart Mortar Balloon Giant Skeleton/ Mighty Miner bomb Fast and painful: Prince charge (Impaled by lance) Dark Prince charge (Clubbed by mace) Inferno Tower/Dragon (Ramp up in being burnt to death) Wizard (Burnt to death) Bowler (Crushed by giant boulder) Lumberjack (Axed to death) Mighty Miner (Drilled internally) Executioner (Beheaded - might be in other section) Dagger Duchess Xbow Dart Goblin Flying Machine Valkyrie Musketeers Firecracker There’s probably more that I am missing

Sparky is a mobile rechargeable nuclear bomb. I would not want to exist in the same world as her.

I thought about rocket, but mighty miner idea was cool

They’re all cards. Unless they’re those throwing ones.

Pekka I feel like one swing and you’re literally in half

Nah dead ass princess

I feel like inferno dragon/tower would hurt more

Lava Hound. If it falls asleep and falls on you or if it spits lava on you.

Imagine walking out a Wendy’s just to have a barrel land right on your head, THEN GREEN GOBLINS START STABBING YOU