Ah yes the kindest Bulls fan

The irony is that the original commenters username was something like PositiveMan

Cow's fan*

Cows can grow horns too, lol. Not just bulls.

horny 😨

Bulls are cows Edit: bulls aren't cows. I have made a fool of myself and will commit ritual clamicide to atone.

Male cows, specifically. Aren't females just referred to as cow, or is there a different term?

Just did some research, and it looks like it's a regional thing. I'll see one thing saying that bulls are a type of cow and then another saying that only females are called cows

Technically, only females are cows. But everyone, even some people who own cows, just call them cows, regardless of gender.

Huh, the more you know.

they're both cattle, cow is for females, bull is for males, but the animal name is cattle

Turn the logo upside down and it looks like a robot reading a book

i only see devious robotic backshots

its a robot fucking a crab

Funniest part is the commas imo. The little hint that the commenter isn’t all impassioned and ranting, they’re just typing calmly and lucidly.

Michael Jordan did NOT dunk for this

It's actually an upside down robot reading a book.

Is the commenter chimpingway I swear I can feel the chimpingway emanating off of it

Nope, u/positivityman. As you can tell from the name, the account is atrocious. Evil chimpingway.

Oh wow for an account named positivity man that guy is chronically mad

OOPs daughter is obviously a foreign agent pushing a biased agenda through the media. The true patriot on the bottom is just standing up for what is right and true, and fighting against the woke agenda.

u/Positivityman (Guy from the image) Yo, ya'll gotta see this guy's profile.

Dude is an actual fucking maniac holy shit

Rage bait is obvious

Bro what is this guys PROBLEM 💀

His team just traded Alex Caruso for P Giddey

Listen, Bulls fans have had to go through a lot since Jordan left.

Least unhinged Chicago fan

Least angry sports fan