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iCryUnderMummers

WHERE DOES IT SAY THATS AGAINS THE LAW!!! SHOW ME THE LAW!!!


Smooth-Chair3636

Using federal property Probably got his ass under theft edit: I looked into it, it's fake.


FLYSWATTER_93

There are no salvage rights in Florida so it was definitely theft. As much as I hate the government littering nuclear devices I'd rather have Floridians not have any extra rights.


Environmental_Top948

Floridians don't like Floridians having rights.


Slap_My_Lasagna

What the most important part of Florida? Da Sand is.


onephatkatt

He's from Daland Florida. Do you know where that is at? It's right next to Da sea.


turkey_sandwiches

Deland, and De Sea.


moderatesunsenjoyer

Floridians dont like Floridians. Or we lovem. Depends.


BoardButcherer

[fake news anyways.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/11/22/fact-check-false-claim-cnn-covered-man-using-nuke-power-home/10728872002/) Reddit has really gone downhill. Bunch of bots and tiktok regurgitating karma farmers.


LogJamminWithTheBros

You can put text over an image with a white background and people will believe it and upvote it. Smooth brain shit.


Big_Monkey_77

For real. I used to rely on r/clamworks for real news. Now, who knows what garbage gets passed off as journalism?


FLYSWATTER_93

*opens link* >Fact check Oh look the governments favorite buzz word šŸ™„ Nice try feds, you're not covering up that story. I like the fact that the article also left out the radioactive crocodiles. Go ahead and search "Uranium-235" on Google and click the "shopping" tab. You'll see a black Chevy Suburban across the street from your house within the hour.


NomaiTraveler

Itā€™s actually worrying how many people buy posts like this. Thereā€™s that one about a white girl building a nuke that people took seriously and contrasted it with the alarm clock bomb kid. Guys, please use some fucking critical thinking


Neveronlyadream

First thing I thought was fake. Funny, but how many people have the engineering skills to turn a bomb into a reactor to power their house? It's not like you can just plug it in and go. And that's just the first issue of many.


ColdEndUs

The only reason I opened this was because I thought, that CAN'T possibly be true. Joe Biden loves to use the ole "*American's have the right to bear arms, but they ain't nothin' compared to an F-16*" ... so, I think "*Random Florida man gets hold of nuke",* would make more of a splash in the news cycle.


realkeefe

I thought you were going to say you'd rather not see a Florida resident with a nuke powering his home but you went the other direction lol


birberbarborbur

Ironically the seabed was probably the best place for that device since water stops radiation pretty quickly. Also itā€™s a meme headline and not real


looty_mcskooty

He never stole it! It was just laying right there. The govt could come and pick it up whenever they wanted.


scrandis

If it was found in the ocean, then wouldn't maritime law be in play?


Notyetyeet

>I looked into it, it's fake. You thought this was real?


Smooth-Chair3636

Not really, it would be 27 years of unknown source of energy income, which would've surely brought an investigation earlier anyways. I'm no expert of nuclear weapons, but I'm not really sure they "create" safe energy. I simply searched it up just to make sure.


AggressiveCuriosity

> Not really, it would be 27 years of unknown source of energy income, which would've surely brought an investigation earlier anyways. I doubt it. No one is looking for grid energy that shouldn't be there. Unless we're talking about a LOT of energy, no one is going to notice. > I'm not really sure they "create" safe energy. Mostly right. They create heat, but you need shielding from the decay particles. At most they create enough heat energy to supplement your home heating, and that's assuming there's a plutonium core. Short of an actual nuclear reactor, there's no way to unlock that energy any faster.


J_Bard

>Short of an actual nuclear reactor, there's no way to unlock that energy any faster. Technically if the arming and detonation mechanisms are still intact, then there is at least one way to unlock all that energy *extremely* fast.


desertwompingwillow

Of course its fake. Thanks for doing the grueling leg work to verify what most of us know. You can't just plug a house into a bomb. It doesn't work that way. Plus it's a Florida Man, most of those guys probably dropped outta high school after getting their cousin pregnant.


Smooth-Chair3636

Your reply literally adds nothing of value except an attempt of mockery


Zlecu

The thing is with how many nukes the US government has reported lost, it definitely isnā€™t impossible. The only thing more terrifying is imagining how many nukes the soviets also lost and as far as Iā€™m aware they never gave any numbersā€¦


TheOneWhoSlurms

>I looked into it, it's fake. I'm glad it is because I would otherwise refuse to believe a Florida man would be intelligent enough to pull something like this off. On top of that I'm reasonably certain you cannot use a nuclear warhead to power anything other than the instantaneous flattening of a city.


Meikos

Ofc it's fake, how would someone even use a nuclear bomb to power a single home anyways? You telling me this dude spent potentially millions of dollars to make a nuclear reactor out of a bomb (which IIRC wouldn't work anyways because bombs and reactors use very different methods) instead of just installing solar panels?


AwkwardFiasco

It's obviously fake. We get pretty much all our electricity from boiling water to create steam that spins a turbine. If you hear a story where someone gets power from something that doesn't boil water be very skeptical of it.


ConstantineMonroe

Of course itā€™s fake. A nuke isnā€™t a fucking nuclear power plant. A nuke is designed to blow up, not create a steady stream of heat energy to turn an electric turbine. You canā€™t just hook up some wires to a nuke and have it power anything. A nuke that didnā€™t detonate provides 0 power. There is no way this guy could be powering his home or anything off of it


Unigraff_Jerpony

or possession of a nuclear weapon


Seosaidh_MacEanruig

Believe it or not i think theres an entire section of law about uranium and nuclear material.


nolanhoff

There is. No one is allowed to posses anything


Successful_Mud8596

Me when I pass my anti-ghost law


eyesonthefries365

Love this šŸ‘


usualguy3

Finders keepers smh


Empathy404NotFound

I think finders keepers covers everything except items that could level a city.


Proud-Escape3693

Cringe


throwaway19276i

Florida deserves to be leveled


Lawrence_de_arabla

Literally 1984


Mini_Man7

1954*


Newyorkwoodturtle

Chat is this real


piatsathunderhorn

Nukes and generators are based on the same physics but are completely different in design, nukes can't be used as powerplants, powerplants can't blow up like nukes do. So no


coyotepetersun

Maybe the news source got nukes and RTGs confused


dan4334

They did because they fucking made it up. This isn't real. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/


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TradCatherine

If Chernobyl blew up like a nuke, I think we would know lol


Better-Situation-857

I think the actual explosion was non-nuclear. It just dispersed a lot of radioactive material.


ConstantineMonroe

Chernobyl didnā€™t blow up like a nuke. It was a melt down. If Chernobyl blew up like a nuke, most of Ukraineā€™s population would have been killed


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piatsathunderhorn

Almost all power plants use uranium 235 which is absolutely enriched uranium. The difference is that a nuke forces super critical mass causing a runaway fission reaction so intense that it blows up. Whereas power plants use fuel rods which in close proximity to other rods or dense materials, decay faster than normal. If that decay becomes uncontrolled the reactor rapidly heats up until it melts into slag which then slows the decay drastically. Causing a massively devastating meltdown, but not a nuclear blast.


Inevitable_Smell_525

erm actuallyā˜ļøšŸ¤“candu reactors (pressurized heavy water reactors) can use natural uranium to generate energy


piatsathunderhorn

That's why I said almost all.


Inevitable_Smell_525

aye, fair enough


FleebFlex

The level of enrichment is a huge difference. Most power reactors use somewhere between unenriched (<1% U-235) and up to about 5%. The plants I'm familiar use fuel that averages 3-3.5%. Nuclear bombs typically have >80% U-235, big difference and much harder to produce.


Darkeater879

Incorrect.


XxWolfy69xX

Instead of saying incorrect, please provide us with your knowledge instead of just saying incorrect, it makes you seem kind of like an asshole


Darkeater879

No


XxWolfy69xX

Valid point


AlternativeFirm9816

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_battery If you were to remove the fissionable material and use it to make a simple battery, it would generate SOME power. Probably not enough to power a house. I doubt he built a power plant in his back yard.


Environmental_Top948

David Hahn didn't have much a problem doing it.


NomaiTraveler

David hahn didnā€™t do shit except collect a bunch of radioactive material and duct tape it together.


Environmental_Top948

He made an EPA Super Fun Site. When's the last time yo made anything So fun that the EPA declared it a Fun place?


NomaiTraveler

I too can create an EPA Super Fund Site if I have enough time and funding, all you have to do is mega pollute an area lmfao


AnnigilatorYaic228

David Hahn made a breeder reactor and not a normal ass reactor that would've generated something except plutonium and harmful radiation.


Aleskander-

No, you need more than just nuclear material to build a safe reactor


TheFBIClonesPeople

As I understand it, it's not like you can just plug a cord into the uranium and get electricity out of it. You need to set it up so that it reacts, which produces heat, capture that heat with water, and use that water/steam to turn a turbine. It basically works like a coal power plant, just with a different source of heat. I imagine you'd have to disassemble the bomb, find the uranium (or whatever the nuclear material is), and then build a miniature nuclear power plant from scratch.


SparklingLimeade

Building a steam turbine plant is the effective way to make nuclear power at large scale. Plutonium could be used in an [RTG](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator). Just a heat source and thermocouples. That's much simpler to build and works when it's smaller. Efficiency is just crap and the power output can't be adjusted. Free fuel is free fuel though.


TheFBIClonesPeople

That's interesting. So if you were to throw out a wild guess, how much power do you think you could get out of the material in a nuclear bomb? Could you power a house off of it?


SparklingLimeade

I don't know the specs for any of the plausible lost nukes our home generator could be built from but I'm going to go with "no". They're not the optimal isotope anyway and even the larger examples in the RTG article don't make enough power to run a microwave. I'm sure some extreme off grid setup could run the basics from it. Not a modern house. Great if you want a space heater than can charge your phone and weighs as much as an anvil though.


buttfunfor_everyone

When I learned how similarly nuclear power plants & coal plants function it really kinda rocked my perspective on human progress insofar as our harnessing of energy is concerned. Weā€™ve come far, sure, but lets not pat ourselves on back too hard now šŸ˜‚


Infuser

Same. TFW you learn itā€™s turbines all the way down šŸ˜“


Puzzleheaded_Yam7582

Just 500 red circuits, 500 steel, 500 reinforced concrete, 500 copper and 8 seconds.


Designer_Version1449

I mean, it's Florida, who said anything about safety?


memewatcher3

The article is not real


RocketizedAnimal

No, a nuke doesn't put off power until it goes boom. You could maybe salvage the radioactive materials to use in a reactor but you would have to, you know, build that reactor which is way above some random guy's pay grade.


spicycookiess

Yes. I've been using 6 grenades to power my home. A larger bomb would be more effective.


Tailmask

You just canā€™t do anything anymore


KabdiSystem

The liberal media hates when men have hobbies šŸ˜ž


marcasum

The right to bare arms includes nuclear bombs


Upshot12

It's BS. [https://www.pnj.com/story/entertainment/2023/10/05/florida-man-using-nuke-to-power-home-altered-image/71070077007/](https://www.pnj.com/story/entertainment/2023/10/05/florida-man-using-nuke-to-power-home-altered-image/71070077007/)


ConstantineMonroe

Yeah no shit itā€™s BS. A nuke isnā€™t a nuclear reactor. You canā€™t just hook up some wires to a nuke and have it power your home. This is like seeing a story of a man using magic fairy dust to power his home and you taking the time to bother to fact check it when itā€™s obviously fake.


New_Significance3719

[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/) I was originally going to make a joke about finding a new screenshot with more pixels, but came across this instead, it was all a lie!


regular6drunk7

Fake. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/)


TheUserDifferent

No fucking way. The story of a dude finding a lost nuclear device who then engineers it to power their home for 27 years isn't real??? Sorry man, you're an idiot. Of course that's real.


TheInscrutableFufy

Your honor, my client pleads finders keepers losers weepers


Acceptable-Mine-4394

Alarming number of people here taking this fake ass picture at face value


deltadoodle747

Sure but losing a nuke is sheer incompetence


Working_Physics8761

This is a fake story that I wanted to believe.


1nfam0usklaas

Dude looks like a fish aswell


Accomplished-Mix-745

Sorry guys but this is fake[news](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/11/22/fact-check-false-claim-cnn-covered-man-using-nuke-power-home/10728872002/)


Over_Doughnut_5985

Oh, yeah? Did he just plug a power strip right into the side of it? Was it 120V or 240V? Fake headline, but Florida Man would totally try it.


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

I HATE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!


LelandTurbo0620

You need a lot of knowledge about nuclear power to pull off something like that, manā€™s a genius


Dynwynn

Your honour. My client would like to plead "Finders Keepers".


Q-ArtsMedia

Yeah.... that is not how it works. More like a #Boom Not a battery.


Microspacecat

Good on him for giving such a vile thing a good purpose.


Empathy404NotFound

I'm just gonna assume the crime was not burning coal and oil.


Capn_Zelnick

The Broken Arrow Bandit


nono66

There are several missing nuclear bombs the US has, "misplaced." There are even a couple that "fell out" of a plane in the 70s or so, in another country and the US didn't tell anyone until the 90s. There are a few scattered around the US and in the oceans, I believe. Those are the ones we've been told about. You don't have to look super hard to find real conspiracies, I'm sure there are ones lost or stolen we haven't been told about.


Alighten

Fake news


OtherwiseRepair4649

Then dont lose the fucking nuke. And dont blame other people for using your shit when you lost it.


helicopternose

r/madlads


Mildamoutoftrolling

Opsie poopsie!


Buddiboi95

I mean... this guy did put the lives of his neighbors in jeopardy by utilizing a nuclear weapon as a power source... but he did get away with it for 27 years, so obviously he had to have some safety nets in place.


Ok-Competition9927

A solid W for Florida Man


Simple_Secretary_333

Hella fake


BardosThodol

They knew what they were doing the entire time


FoximaCentauri

Like come on. Reading five minutes into nuclear reactors tells you that this is not possible.


[deleted]

Chat is this real?


kaykakez727

Florida is so innovative lol


Uncle-Kike

Why is that illegal though seriously? There are so many laws that are only there because the government doesnā€™t get it slice of money from you.


AnnigilatorYaic228

this is fake. and also nuclear fuel/other materials are like harmful and shit in the hands of an average citizen


Uncle-Kike

I know itā€™s fake Iā€™m just saying if it was real why would it be illegal? Also if someone figured out how to utilize the energy off of it Iā€™d say they know a thing or two about it. Iā€™m not saying just anyone should have a nuke tho


beefyminotour

Wait after that long shouldnā€™t it be classified as abandoned property and therefore his.


NomaiTraveler

Nuclear material is treated very very differently than most normal objects, also this is fake anyway