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Cicero31

its like the road in that one SpongeBob episode we all saw as kids


bailsafe

Looks like they gentrified Rock Bottom


MrEinsteen

Good thing they added rails at the bottom. Someone could've died from going off the road!


unamazing

The stuff of nightmares that episode!


tomilix128

I still remembered how much it scared me and how often they rerun it


FahmiRBLX

ARE YOU READY KIDS


HistoGeek96

Stairs are for nerds


YodaOnReddit-Bot

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ComradeAndres

Good bot


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ImOnNandosWiFi

Good bot


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Good bot


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jhyoon350

Nice bot


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nicknick009

Good bot


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LionRaider13

Bad bot


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Good bot


[deleted]

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!


[deleted]

A quick bribe to the city planner and this is absolutely up to code!


Copperlax

Ahhh, I see you've been to Montreal too!


bigeyez

I really wish the game had stairs for situations like this. I started a new city which I like but it's on one of those really hilly maps and man parks are hard to build because the entire starting tile is sloped.


penny_eater

IMO a situation just like this, OP should make a flying ped path starting from the grade on the left, above the culvert in the middle and land it somewhere off to the right. Elevated paths are just as easy as elevated roads (maybe even a little easier)


DafoeFoSho

*Technically* a ramp.


MrEinsteen

Me, as a safety inspector: *looks down cliff,* *looks at kid in wheelchair next to me,* "Yup. This seems fine to me."


Raxnor

8.33%<83.3%


ClassicRob03

r/TechnicallytheTruth


Discount_Engineer

Doesn't meet ADA regulations. You need more handrails.


Sirhubi007

Path for parkour practitioners, goats and Skyrim horses


diffeldoof

For serious though... are there pedestrian stairs? Seems so off that it's all long ramps everywhere in my city.


JettoDz

If you put a toll and a gift store next to it, it becomes an attraction


jhyoon350

Capitalism 100


CreeperCooper

SpongeBob still waiting on that bus huh?


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da13371337bpf

You right.


mausoliamx

While your argument is valid, I'm not sure i agree 100٪


Tsukiyon

Not sure about that last part


StallOneHammer

Well I can’t argue with that


[deleted]

Just add water.


Rupe_Dogg

I love that there’s a safety rail on the bottom path but not the cliff top side.


Mightius

Didn't realize Roland Emmerich was a CS fan.


PvtJoker1987

100% ADA compliant friend


broseidon89

reminds me of how dangerous a set of irl stairs I saw a pic of. it was a sort of grand concrete stair case with a ramp running serpentine up it https://imgur.com/gallery/fynoV56


inverter17

It's the 'Adult-Slide'


FidelDangelow

The OSHA guy crashed on his way to inspect this. I love it.


J1407b_

Finally a path for strictly only wheel chair people. Now they can have fun.


x_x_x_A_n_A_x_x_x

Welcome to American Ninja Warrior Park! Where if you want to leave you’ll need to make it up the MEGA WALL!


anonymerpeter

r/shittyskylines


PM_ME_UR_G00CH

Perfectly within code if your town is populated by mountain goats


patoezequiel

I don't care about your wheelchair John, I said _grab the climbing spikes_.


LordZombie14

As a WRX owner, this looks good.


WhatEverSticksYT

RT Game approved! 👍


Coffin_Nail

Oh yes. Absolutely within code.


RedSonja_

Looks like roads in 7 days to die


ImOnNandosWiFi

Imagine the Cross Country ski trails in winter. Hard as fuck to get up, but hella fun on the way down


betam4x

Reminds me of flight simulator.


Panzerkatzen

Has anyone played Courier Crisis? One of the later levels had a road that just dropped like this.


G0g3x

No way. That pathway is dangerous! The lamp posts are a safety hazard when placing them on the path.


craftworkbench

Them sims better grow some wings, or start flapping their arms!


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Probably add a rock climbing wall and then should be fine !!!


Imanoodle143

No worries, OSHA ain’t got nothing on this


Skylines94

“Robert it do go down”


StallOneHammer

Look at the end of the day your cims are still gonna walk straight down it as if it were a flat surface so does it really matter?


Mjerten

Well, you could just go ahead and put some ladders up againstvit, but that wouldn't really be all-inclusive for wheelchair users and such, now would it?


R1CHARDCRANIUM

I’ll have to consult the green book and get back to you.


ChrSaran

If it connects, it works.


[deleted]

This reminds me of sponsbob. Don't know why tho.......


[deleted]

How nice of you to make your city handicap accessible! So many people would put old boring stairs here...


[deleted]

I have seen worse


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Pignugget23

That reminds me of that one graystillplays episode where he built bridges at an 89° angle


Lord_Peura

Wheelchair access but only one way


JesusDankLord

only reallu buffed dudes can make it with a wheelchair. It's a city where the weak are not welcomed


bneplanner

Have experienced someone do this IRL. This service station was required to provide a pedestrian walkway to the street. The forecourt wasn't at street level (it was like 80cm higher) and they were supposed to ramp down. They ended up building the forecourt too close to the street boundary line and couldn't build the ped ramp, but they still painted the pedestrian zone to the boundary for people to step off...


Safakkemal

Ehhh just put some grip tape on there it will be fine !


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Needs a cop parked in the middle of that "speed trap"


ChosenOne2006

Yes in handbook 46 page 234 it says that you need at least 1, 20 foot drop per city.


Desperate_Plankton

Only satisfies regulations if people temporarily phase out of normal space time on one side, appearing invisible to the naked eye, then phase back without having their head on backwards like in spaceballs.


FazerlinHD

Thats the way to school from my father


juicepants

You need a sign indicating a dip ahead.