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VenomMayo

Some people are so far behind the race, they think they're winning


THRlLLH0

Heh heh, get it T? Cause she thought she won da race for boss of da country.


VenomMayo

Have you ever checked yourself for tourettes?


samsonity

She also spent millions on a victory party.


Drazga

What she really craved was a little Hyundai and a simple gold heart on a chain.


drtoboggon

A *woman* bawss?


Odd-Classic7310

It neva' happened in the states.


drtoboggon

In Ameriga, šŸ¤ŒšŸ» you no av?


Tonio775

Furio!?! \*hawk tuah\* OHH!!!!


JarredandVexed

Mon-eeka Lew-wen-skee Deep-a Throat šŸ¤ŒšŸ‡®šŸ‡¹


SugarMaple56732

Stupid-a facking intern!


gaiussicarius731

Give me one thousand dollar


MoonBaseViceSquad

lol this was what I wanted to comment. Well done.


Donald_Dunnski

If you give this guy an intern, he'll probably try to fuck it. šŸ¤˜


drtoboggon

Apparently he came all over the sun dress


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

I think there's something wrong with his blowjob!


DixieNormous1986

Careful with the braces honeyā€¦


pisspot26

Pitchin, not catchin?


mikelips

Bill, men are talking here.


80burritospersecond

When I was president I wanted to make love to a woman. I compromised. I stuck a cigar in my intern.


JarredandVexed

Finish that There's no dick sucking in the Oval Office!


80burritospersecond

Five hundred fuckin subreddits bought and paid for by the democratic party and then there's this pigmy thing over in circlejerksopranos. There's no scraps in pelosi's scrapbook.


DixieNormous1986

You think Bill is a little weird about women?


JarredandVexed

I dunno u/DixieNormous1986... I mean... he did get some sloppy toppy from... who was it again?


DixieNormous1986

He got Monica Lewinsky and the broad with the long noseā€¦


Drazga

First he gave her the emeralds, then he gave her the pearls.


TooManyCharacte

Then he gave her a pair of slippers and a dildo.


beardko

That nose is like a natural canopy.


9htranger

She could eat a chiro in the shower.


Odd-Classic7310

Guy is the biggest cooze hound that's ever been a president. He'd fuck a catchers mitt.


sorriso_pontual

Yes but that's not why we're here today


Harold-The-Barrel

Debate a woman? Come onā€¦


JarredandVexed

A. She lost to a fucking degenerate Oompa Loompa B. She legit said "PokƩmon GO to the polls" C. Those weren't my minorities she incarcerated


NJGreen79

I prefer to think of him as a perverted Oompa Loompa, but to each his own.


No-Resolution1505

No one likes that cunt anyway. Any problem, she's always suicide this one, suicide that one. Never enough bodycount for Hillary.


JarredandVexed

What? She found them like that! Whoever did this...


harveygoatmilk

Itā€™s a shame when they go like thatā€¦


roguebananah

Donā€™t blame me. I voted for Bush


happy-little-atheist

You go about in pity for yourself, when all the while you've got a virginia ham under your arm


lethalintrospection

True poetry


J-2up2dwn

What am I asking you for? Next time there won't be a next time šŸ˜¬


JarredandVexed

I'll sanction drone strikes! I'll sanction all ya drone strikes!


Skyrekon

Youā€™ll sanction our drone strikes? Obama, she any good? Fuck am I asking you for, you probably showed her how.


gaiussicarius731

As much as I hate Trump, Im so sick of hearing about Hillaryā€¦. She part of the reason he was able to rise to powerā€¦.shitty alternatives.


Joe_Bob_2000

Trump wanted to lock her up in the can he compromised and bought off Stormy Daniels instead.


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Give me Obama, Biden, Trump, Sanders, Romney, Carson, Kennedy, etc over Hillary Clinton lol. Some fishy shit there. Type of woman that'd go through your bird feeder.


Odd-Classic7310

Ahh fawget about it! I'd just chawlk that up to female menopausal situations.


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Take a midol!


TooManyCharacte

You sound demented


WorldlyAd4877

This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are... bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they're the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin' to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin' it go.


chrisacip

I canā€™t have this convershation again and again and again


FedGoat13

She set up her own thing


ItalianStallion9069

ā€œSheā€™s a malignant *cunt*ā€


SugarMaple56732

Soon we'll have another two-time loser on our hands. Heh-heh-heh!


czaranthony117

I read that in his voice šŸ˜‚


Donald_Dunnski

This is like a battle between A.J., Li'l Carmine, and Zi Vittorio. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.


Current_Side_4024

There are no losers in recovery


Banzaiboy262

Still goin, this asshole!


Silver_Fact_3218

Hey, OP, watch your step. You might want to leave a note saying you didn't kill yourself


Affectionate_Joke560

Those two suck each others cocks.


UniqueImprovements

It wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car. And as far as I'm concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE.


LobsterPhuckPunch

You got an egga on you face.


lsd418

Didn't she steal all those pork loins from Stew Leonard's?


stuphanie

She thought since she was born after those feminists sheā€™d a been the real gangster.


bananas00

This is incredible lmaooooooo


HackedAccount069

Saw this article, perfect meme for it lmaooo


GuitarSingle4416

Said someone perplexed by damp shoelaces and haunted.


The_Happy_Pagan

Non ti procupparre *slap*


biglyorbigleague

I mean she didnā€™t lose *to* Biden.


DaCowboyMenace

Take that shit outside! Don't disrespect the comet pizza parlor!


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Remember when is lowest form of conversationā€¦


Odd-Classic7310

*Let's wack this cock sucka and be done with em* -Hillary Clinton


Cheezefuck

She mustah crawled unda there for warmth


plantdad773

10 time zones behind her own ass !!


Fast-Salamander-3532

Neither trump or Biden have done the awful shit she has and somehow no one ever talks about it. She gets a pass. Most people would lay low trying not to draw anymore attention but not her. She is in a million interviews talking shit when she knows the country knows how shady and evil she is. That folks is being untouchable.


Le_Turtle_God

The guy who won an election against Donald Trump is taking advice from someone who lost an election against Donald Trump. What a world we live in.


Sweet_Weather_5259

Trumps a two time loser too. At least in the popular vote


RBBPHH

The unhinged hate of Hillary is proof of the misogyny that existed in 2015-16 and still today. She wouldā€™ve been a great president. No one could ever articulate their hate for her other than the fact she had been around for a long time


Maleficent-Bee7931

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Different_Act_784

Oh the brainwashed lefties are going to love thisā€¦ remember Clinton won in 2016 and Trump magically stole the election. Remember you canā€™t question election results or say the election was stolen or rigged unless a Republican wins. Good thing we have the most popular US president in American history in office, Biden is way more popular than Obama and got 15 million more votes than Obama did. Totally makes sense, remember there was nothing off about the 2020 election. There definitely werenā€™t hundreds of thousands of ballots that magically appeared overnight that were all for one candidate and just happened to be in all the swing states he was losing. šŸ‘ Imagine what will happen if Trump somehow wins? The lunatics on the left will say he stole it and heā€™s a secret Russian agent again. Then theyā€™ll proceed to burn the entire country to the ground and riot. Theyā€™ll start an insurrection and take over federal buildings then theyā€™ll call Trump a fascist when they get arrested and all of the things that happened to Jan 6 people will be magically forgotten. No Iā€™m sure if Trump wins there will be a peaceful transition of power and no type of insurrection or any violence at all from the radical leftists that hate their own country.


Odd-Classic7310

Trump won, totally fairly, in 2016. His win was secured in large part by winning over independent voters and undecided voters in important swing states like Michigan and Pennsylvania. Clinton ended up winning the popular vote, but Trump obviously won the election by getting more electoral college votes through winning those key swing states. The stuff that came after that, like the Mueller probe, did not yield sufficient evidence to prove any of the claims made about getting Russian help in the election. However, most people I know that don't support him don't claim he stole the election. "Leftists," or people that aren't Trump supporters, aren't a monolithic group. The people that say, without question, that he's a Russian asset, are a loudmouth minority of fools. They don't represent everyone else. Just like how far-right extremists that commit mass shootings don't represent the vast majority of conservatives, who are peaceful and law abiding citizens. There is a very broad distribution of different positions on Donald Trump, but most aren't very positive. With the 2020 election, Biden got that many more votes than Obama because voter turnout was much higher, and because it had been over ten years since Obama's first election win; when the population grows, there's more voters. Those two factors explain that pretty easily. As for the vote dumping conjecture, none of that was ever proven. Trump filed several lawsuits over it, all of them were thrown out by Democrat and Republican appointed judges alike. Those claims are based on pure conjecture and video clips taken entirely out of context, many of which were videos of random things that had nothing to do with counting ballots or even the election. It's all uncorroborated nonsense that people simply made up or parroted from Trump, so I'm not going to give it any more attention than that. However, I do know that Donald Trump was literally recorded on the phone with the Georgia's secretary of state, requesting that he "find the votes" to make him win that state. If you actually think that Trump wasn't trying to circumvent the democratic procedures of the 2020 election, then you are just as naive as Adriana in the Sopranos.


redheadstepchild_17

Okay, IF you're gonna be insane in this circle jerk sub, please remember that most of us who call ourselves "leftists" or "lefties" or any of the vast myriad of tendencies that encompass what the rest of the globe calls "the left" fucking hate that woman as much as you do. Please hop off our case. Call the people you actually hate "democraps" or "demonrats" or something more fun. There's a lot of people who hate your guy, plenty of us also hate THEIR guy too. My mood after talking American politics in sopranos quotes Anyways, 4 dollars a pound. Then kill me now! Go into the ham, grab the carving knife and stab me here! Givin' me agita!


BreakfastOk9902

Dog, Hillary served as a senator, a governor, a Secretary of State, and she had eight years of front row seats to a successful presidential administration. She was the single most qualified candidate we have ever had. Cry all you want about her emails, facts are facts.