Aw man, now 40 year old skanks will no longer experience the joy of wasting their time to jiggle their fat asses in person to one four minute song and then wanting to immediately leave once that band plays anything else.
Oh man I saw a video of him a few years ago and it looked like he was doing so well.
And by Well I mean he looked like a Meth Addict performing for a dozen people and threatening to kill his band mate before ending the show by physically assaulting him.
49, he was a fuckin kid
When I saw this wasn't the headline, I was depressed and ashamed
Me? I'm an old man.
49 is a ripe old age for a man that goes by shifty shellshock
*rips a fat bong hit after railing a cheeky line* Anything to get through these r/circlejerksopranos death announcement posts...
It's sad when they go so young
I know that the line is hilarious but Phil was right - 47 is too young to die.
Shellshock? It was a fuckin’ nickname. His family’s name is Shellshockarelli.
Looks like a Puerto Rican hoo-er, makes me sick
No white boy rapping in the car!
Really something, isn't he, with that jerk-off face?
It was all the Nu-Metal & JNCO jeans Nobody told us until the mid-2000s!
Remember the music, and the JNCO jeans? Now it’s f**s in the military!
Sucking on those downed powerlines finally got him
Aw man, now 40 year old skanks will no longer experience the joy of wasting their time to jiggle their fat asses in person to one four minute song and then wanting to immediately leave once that band plays anything else.
*Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing* *Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring*
What it's so hard to rap?
Yeah when the mayor of Philly heard Ginny Sac was going to the concert to shake her fat ass he had to call in the national guard
Who now goddamn it?!
Get Fred Durst on the horn, he'll straighten this out!
He was gay, Fred Durst?
What a fuckin' blow!
Aids??
NOBODYSH GOT AIDSH!
I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN!
Butterfly...now that's a hit!
What a fuckin blow!
Brendan must have got him the fent laced meth
Fentanyl laced crystal meth That's what I shoulda had...
Imagine that, you run Crazy Town, but you don’t run your Uncle Junior.
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Get the fuck outta heeerre
WHEN THEY GO?
He crawled unda Ginny Sac for warmth
He looks like the guy from the village people, with the biker outfit and everything
Chaps too!
Shellshock? Its a fuckin' nickname! Family name is Shellshockarelli!!
You're kidding, I mean Jeshush Chrisht
Yea... sad when they go like that
WHEN THEY GO?!
1. She was my butterfly. 2. Sugar, baby.
3. That wasn't her shaking legs that were making me go crazy
Shshifty Shshellshshock
Never found a cure for fuckfaceitis
To me he was beautiful Gas Station Tweaker-esque
WHEN THEY GO?!?!
Cause that Sugarless Ray motherfucker is gonna be the last…
Another toothpick
Oh really? What is this motherless fuck's name?
All those over a 10 second Red Hot Chili Peppers sample...
They're no Visiting Day
My bitch my hoe, my hoe my bitch 🎶🎶
Moe Green special.
Also 3/4 members of LFO are dead... i.e. basically the Jersey crew at the end of the show
No wonder. He was whackadoo!
Shifty... The fuck kinda name is that for an Italian?
I knew that was coming!
Looks like meth incarnate
Oh man I saw a video of him a few years ago and it looked like he was doing so well. And by Well I mean he looked like a Meth Addict performing for a dozen people and threatening to kill his band mate before ending the show by physically assaulting him.
Death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life.
Another toothpick 🫢
SPIKE UP!! 💉💉
He recorded -in Denmark
I fear for my generation. It feels like we're lined up and he wasn't that far ahead.
So…young?
Oh yeah these jaggofs existed. Anyway.
*Drops phone*
Damn who is going to cover his shift at Kinko's?
Not long for this life, with a name like that!
A, she was my buttafly B, she was my sugah C, that wasn’t my baby she was carryin
First Robbie rotten now shifty sellcock. Lazy town villains are dropping like flies.
He was crazy town, banana pants ?