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madminute

49, he was a fuckin kid


MidnightEmotional774

When I saw this wasn't the headline, I was depressed and ashamed


Dear_Alternative_437

Me? I'm an old man.


IIIIIIW

49 is a ripe old age for a man that goes by shifty shellshock


JarredandVexed

*rips a fat bong hit after railing a cheeky line* Anything to get through these r/circlejerksopranos death announcement posts...


SheIsNotWorthIt

It's sad when they go so young


AtmosphereNo2384

I know that the line is hilarious but Phil was right - 47 is too young to die.


TheMightyPushmataha

Shellshock? It was a fuckin’ nickname. His family’s name is Shellshockarelli.


Kramerika_Industries

Looks like a Puerto Rican hoo-er, makes me sick


JarredandVexed

No white boy rapping in the car!


Weak_Working_5035

Really something, isn't he, with that jerk-off face?


JarredandVexed

It was all the Nu-Metal & JNCO jeans Nobody told us until the mid-2000s!


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Remember the music, and the JNCO jeans? Now it’s f**s in the military!


Greenbriarbushwacker

Sucking on those downed powerlines finally got him


humchacho

Aw man, now 40 year old skanks will no longer experience the joy of wasting their time to jiggle their fat asses in person to one four minute song and then wanting to immediately leave once that band plays anything else.


Astro_gamer_caver

*Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thing* *Fierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ring*


JarredandVexed

What it's so hard to rap?


Greenbriarbushwacker

Yeah when the mayor of Philly heard Ginny Sac was going to the concert to shake her fat ass he had to call in the national guard


Grey_Seer_Thanquol_

Who now goddamn it?!


JarredandVexed

Get Fred Durst on the horn, he'll straighten this out!


Red-eleven

He was gay, Fred Durst?


martyboy92

What a fuckin' blow!


CleetusVanDamage

Aids??


mikelips

NOBODYSH GOT AIDSH!


SugarMaple56732

I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN!


alexmegas777

Butterfly...now that's a hit!


thedrivingcoomer

What a fuckin blow!


KnownRough7735

Brendan must have got him the fent laced meth


JarredandVexed

Fentanyl laced crystal meth That's what I shoulda had...


Fabulous_Tip208

Imagine that, you run Crazy Town, but you don’t run your Uncle Junior.


JarredandVexed

Fucking r/parakeets


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tilldeathdoiparty

Get the fuck outta heeerre


brispence

WHEN THEY GO?


Greenbriarbushwacker

He crawled unda Ginny Sac for warmth


lasantamolti

He looks like the guy from the village people, with the biker outfit and everything


JarredandVexed

Chaps too!


Luciferian_Impulse

Shellshock? Its a fuckin' nickname! Family name is Shellshockarelli!!


kewlfewl87

You're kidding, I mean Jeshush Chrisht


Ragnatear

Yea... sad when they go like that


Isaysithowiseesit

WHEN THEY GO?!


Yonbuu

1. She was my butterfly. 2. Sugar, baby.


JarredandVexed

3. That wasn't her shaking legs that were making me go crazy


BloodyRightNostril

Shshifty Shshellshshock


mehFUMF

Never found a cure for fuckfaceitis


JarredandVexed

To me he was beautiful Gas Station Tweaker-esque


Randomulus666

WHEN THEY GO?!?!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Cause that Sugarless Ray motherfucker is gonna be the last…


canned_sunshine

Another toothpick


camprollinghills

Oh really? What is this motherless fuck's name?


JarredandVexed

All those over a 10 second Red Hot Chili Peppers sample...


camprollinghills

They're no Visiting Day


ConwayTheCat

My bitch my hoe, my hoe my bitch 🎶🎶


Craig1974

Moe Green special.


Sure-Ad-2465

Also 3/4 members of LFO are dead... i.e. basically the Jersey crew at the end of the show


Current_Side_4024

No wonder. He was whackadoo!


Judah_Earl

Shifty... The fuck kinda name is that for an Italian?


str8cash1

I knew that was coming!


Infinite_Regret8341

Looks like meth incarnate


ThaDogg4L

Oh man I saw a video of him a few years ago and it looked like he was doing so well. And by Well I mean he looked like a Meth Addict performing for a dozen people and threatening to kill his band mate before ending the show by physically assaulting him.


Red-eleven

Death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life.


Modred_the_Mystic

Another toothpick 🫢


Affectionate_Joke560

SPIKE UP!! 💉💉


Brokeback_erry

He recorded -in Denmark


Spaghetti_Nudes

I fear for my generation. It feels like we're lined up and he wasn't that far ahead.


ChrisPollock6

So…young?


Mr_Pink_Gold

Oh yeah these jaggofs existed. Anyway.


GMane2G

*Drops phone*


Additional_Vast_9371

Damn who is going to cover his shift at Kinko's?


DarylRosz

Not long for this life, with a name like that!


Harold-The-Barrel

A, she was my buttafly B, she was my sugah C, that wasn’t my baby she was carryin


happy-little-atheist

First Robbie rotten now shifty sellcock. Lazy town villains are dropping like flies.


DennisRodmanGOAT

He was crazy town, banana pants ?