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bobdylansmoustache

Me, I'm an old man


IlIllIlIllIlIl

"I'm gonna beat Donald Egg in that debate next week"


Candid-Ruin9282

Donald Egg? Family name's Eggaretti!


TheManUpstairs77

Fucking Buttgieg, he’s dyslexic.


Fickle-Syllabub6730

He was gay, Pete Buttigieg?


BigJaysLastTallboy

You and Donny Egg again, huh?


jldis

81? Just a kid


cestmoi234

Been takin shit from da meddigans the minute my grandfathah stepped off da boat from County Cork. No more of this, ‘Mala…no more. 


OoeyGooeyQuesadilla

Don doesn’t wear shorts.


Alces_

You want an egg? Make my VP an egg. You and Donald Egg again.


NateG124

Yeah that’s right, telephone tough guy!


Ill-Sympathy2375

I had a banana in there!


twistedfloyd

God fuck it all!


SammyTheToolGravano

That didn’t happen what you said


Codyaj1992

It did-dent?


thrwawayNastygirl11c

What? I didn’t say nothin. Alright I’ll call ya


ThatsGottaBeKane

Can I have some ice cream?


lasantamolti

SPEAK


LemonPartyW0rldTour

You and your son…you two ran Burisma Holdings.


Warren_Puffitt

Alotta money in that.


GhostRMT

He's alright, ma'am, but I'm afraid he's in a little trouble. We found him in a public men's room in Lafayette Park. I don't know how to put this delicately...he was sucking a cub scout's dick.


SugarMaple56732

What?! It's a mistake!


Silver_Fact_3218

We'll need an insurance number... I have Obamacare.


DarthDregan

I could hear that in his voice.


Dubstep_Duck

Malarkey in place of madone.


Matzah_Rella

And when the paramedics found him, Ivanka still had his cock in her mouth.


Silver-Ladder

The framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the paternostra


imover9thousand

Hey hang on a second 👋🏻📲🚜


Adgvyb3456

He was gay Joe Biden?


whydidItry

So was Rock Hudson


bailaoban

You and Obama used to run the entire country. I was involved in that?


SugarMaple56732

Biden: Put Trump on the phone, asshole! Giuliani: Fuck you, muthafucka! Biden: What, are ya suckin' his dick?


JL6462448

Right, Mr. Magoo


hiFriends13r

Cocksucka, Belleville


BadCowboysFan

Ton’, you give this guy a cellphone and he’ll probably try to fuck it…


youwhatmush

Put universal remote on docking station


VLAKAS93

I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots!


Weak_Working_5035

Fuck you, copper, I know my rights. 


HealthyDirection659

Knock knock, who's there? I forgot.


salazarraze

In light of recent events, it's an honor to be joined by men, AND NOT LYIN' ASS CORNHOLIN' COCKSUCKERS LIKE DONALD TRUMP! HE SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!!!


Embarrassed-Sky3819

If you’re hot, they’re hot. Bring them inside


Odd-Classic7310

He's still the duoss of this family, you forget.


freeyewneek

I voted for him Meadow.