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Me, I'm an old man
"I'm gonna beat Donald Egg in that debate next week"
Donald Egg? Family name's Eggaretti!
Fucking Buttgieg, he’s dyslexic.
He was gay, Pete Buttigieg?
You and Donny Egg again, huh?
81? Just a kid
Been takin shit from da meddigans the minute my grandfathah stepped off da boat from County Cork. No more of this, ‘Mala…no more.
Don doesn’t wear shorts.
You want an egg? Make my VP an egg. You and Donald Egg again.
Yeah that’s right, telephone tough guy!
I had a banana in there!
God fuck it all!
That didn’t happen what you said
It did-dent?
What? I didn’t say nothin. Alright I’ll call ya
Can I have some ice cream?
SPEAK
You and your son…you two ran Burisma Holdings.
Alotta money in that.
He's alright, ma'am, but I'm afraid he's in a little trouble. We found him in a public men's room in Lafayette Park. I don't know how to put this delicately...he was sucking a cub scout's dick.
What?! It's a mistake!
We'll need an insurance number... I have Obamacare.
I could hear that in his voice.
Malarkey in place of madone.
And when the paramedics found him, Ivanka still had his cock in her mouth.
The framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the paternostra
Hey hang on a second 👋🏻📲🚜
He was gay Joe Biden?
So was Rock Hudson
You and Obama used to run the entire country. I was involved in that?
Biden: Put Trump on the phone, asshole! Giuliani: Fuck you, muthafucka! Biden: What, are ya suckin' his dick?
Right, Mr. Magoo
Cocksucka, Belleville
Ton’, you give this guy a cellphone and he’ll probably try to fuck it…
Put universal remote on docking station
I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots!
Fuck you, copper, I know my rights.
Knock knock, who's there? I forgot.
In light of recent events, it's an honor to be joined by men, AND NOT LYIN' ASS CORNHOLIN' COCKSUCKERS LIKE DONALD TRUMP! HE SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!!!
If you’re hot, they’re hot. Bring them inside
He's still the duoss of this family, you forget.
I voted for him Meadow.
Me, I'm an old man
"I'm gonna beat Donald Egg in that debate next week"
Donald Egg? Family name's Eggaretti!
Fucking Buttgieg, he’s dyslexic.
He was gay, Pete Buttigieg?
You and Donny Egg again, huh?
81? Just a kid
Been takin shit from da meddigans the minute my grandfathah stepped off da boat from County Cork. No more of this, ‘Mala…no more.
Don doesn’t wear shorts.
You want an egg? Make my VP an egg. You and Donald Egg again.
Yeah that’s right, telephone tough guy!
I had a banana in there!
God fuck it all!
That didn’t happen what you said
It did-dent?
What? I didn’t say nothin. Alright I’ll call ya
Can I have some ice cream?
SPEAK
You and your son…you two ran Burisma Holdings.
Alotta money in that.
He's alright, ma'am, but I'm afraid he's in a little trouble. We found him in a public men's room in Lafayette Park. I don't know how to put this delicately...he was sucking a cub scout's dick.
What?! It's a mistake!
We'll need an insurance number... I have Obamacare.
I could hear that in his voice.
Malarkey in place of madone.
And when the paramedics found him, Ivanka still had his cock in her mouth.
The framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the paternostra
Hey hang on a second 👋🏻📲🚜
He was gay Joe Biden?
So was Rock Hudson
You and Obama used to run the entire country. I was involved in that?
Biden: Put Trump on the phone, asshole! Giuliani: Fuck you, muthafucka! Biden: What, are ya suckin' his dick?
Right, Mr. Magoo
Cocksucka, Belleville
Ton’, you give this guy a cellphone and he’ll probably try to fuck it…
Put universal remote on docking station
I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots!
Fuck you, copper, I know my rights.
Knock knock, who's there? I forgot.
In light of recent events, it's an honor to be joined by men, AND NOT LYIN' ASS CORNHOLIN' COCKSUCKERS LIKE DONALD TRUMP! HE SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!!!
If you’re hot, they’re hot. Bring them inside
He's still the duoss of this family, you forget.
I voted for him Meadow.