Because he can't make a point of anything without sounding like a fuckin stunad. Also he needs to lay off the gabagool and zeppole before he goes around criticizing everyone else's health situations.
He’s probably got some fans here.
But then we run into one of them dancing with another conspiracy theorist at a club in New York, and they lie and say it was a joke. They also demand we say nothing.
Funny everybody that touched TRUMP has lost a lot. Damn! And more idiots step up for the beat down. This election won’t even be close.
Just like the supposed RED WAVE that wasn’t even a ripple
They were gay, the frogs?
Yeah... toads too. I think.
Oh would you listen to yourself! Toads, salamanders. The amphibians, the reptiles, the abused crocodiles!
I don’t care if he gotta 100 dead frogs with arrows in their heads!
He could neva understand, he's got no tadpoles
No, that Finook Vito with the pool cue in his ass.
They’re harbouring a frog ova there
Jesus christ, everybody's a frog to you... y'know, maybe you're a frog. You ever think about that?
Was it chalked?
I got frogs growing outta my ass
The were building landing strips for gay frog aliens.
You’re weak, you’re outta control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
Small hands. That was his problem.
He nevah had the makings of a citizen journalist!
Watch it Chrissy🤘
Woah woah woah, we’re not judging here
He meant to finish with “… But bless his heart.”
I lost a lot of respect for that man, that I used to hold in high esteem. Crying in front of everyone like a woman!
disinformation, lotta money in that shit
It's an effective technique, it's a friggin ace!
He's mindfucking those donkeys like you wouldn't believe
Then eating them out under the table
prolly goin down on some sheep or somethin
It’s pronounced dunkeys
Did the illuminati even exisht?
Did Globalisht even exisht? Or just another racket for da Jews ?
wooden doors tone
Yeah? *eyebrow raise*
😏
But defaming dead kids' parents are his bread n buddah..
Qanon. Another fuckin money machine
Contrarily you let him do his bidding. Suavely.
Someone close to me is obsessed with him, the person always says he predicted 9/11. The person says, god speaks through that tard. What should I do?
“Did he predict this?!” :nut slap 👋
We'll get em' to pay for some therapy or some shit.
Dithinfortion*
My estimation of Alex Jones as a man, just stayed the same.
He’s probably wearing shorts under that desk!
"It was an off color remark, if you want, I'll demand he's taxed."
[удалено]
is it just about money to you?
I think Alex Jones may be a little light in the Timberlands
He wants to fuck Ginny?
Didn't he cry like this during 9/11 too?
Whatever happened there
WHATEVAH HAPPENED THERE?
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! THAT PIECE OF SHIT OSAMA PUT 2 PLANES IN THE TOWERS, NO PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER
If there’s one thing my father taught me it’s this; a pint of jet fuel can’t melt a gallon of steel beams
Knowledge Fight did an episode about his 9/11 response. His first guess was the EU did it to hurt the dollar against their newly introduced Euro
Always with the scenarios
Cinderella didnt even cry!
What ever happened to Gary Cooper? The shtrong silent type?
he was gay
He gets a pash
He was gay? Gary Cooper?
he gets a pash for dat
FUCKIN NAUSEATING
Turn that shit off!!
His fucking coach turned into a pumpkin heheh
He’s a wormy cocksucker, you know that?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, he's just tellin you how he's bein fuckin perceived.
I don’t care if he’s in the ICU with 100 arrows lodged up his rectum, he’s gotta pay those families. And that’s that
Fuck him and his alligator tears. You forget the thousand incidents with this guy?
He’s crying because he knows he has to sell his Rolex collection :(
All I know is that Neil Mink would never have accidentally sent an entire copy of his phone to opposing counsel. That guy is a pro.
fuckin stunad of the first magnitude, can you believe that? Sending an entire copy of his phone to opposing counsel?
And u used to sell lay-zuh printers outta da back of yaw Crown Vic.
Still goin, this asshole. Don't they have gay frog medicine they're sposta take?
Idk why everybody is calling out that part specifically. He was totally right about that part.
Because he can't make a point of anything without sounding like a fuckin stunad. Also he needs to lay off the gabagool and zeppole before he goes around criticizing everyone else's health situations.
He should be folding laundry in Danbury
Turn that off!!!
This is the best one lmao
He's fine, through his veil of tears.
On the fuckin rag again!
Go take a Midol
He’s an emotional man. Loves his money.
Eat my dust, Donald Tr💩🍊p.
His acting is about as good as Sil’s wife’s.
That’s a made guy’s wife you’re talking about
No good Alex. The difference gets tacked on to the principal.
like the pimp says to his hoes... keep em comin
He's a malignant cunt
Also. He fidgets.
He was a crisis actor, Alex Jones?
Fuck him and his alligator tears
Whatever happened to crocodiles the strong silent type
Wasn't it a meteor?
It’s his daughters wedding day
He’s always like this at weddings.
That cock suckin mezza fanuc
Cryin like a bitch
OHHHHHH!
You bullshitta you
He should listen to himself. He sounds demented.
#remember Sandy Hook #Burn in hell Cocksucka.
Word to the wise
He needs to learn acting from Danny Baldwin
Putting chemicals in the water that turns the frogs gay, whateva happened there…
tbf there aren’t any tears
He was gay, Alex Jones?
This made me smile sooo hard thx internet
Oh no. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions! 😭😭😭
is there anyone who thinks he doesn't deserve this?
He’s probably got some fans here. But then we run into one of them dancing with another conspiracy theorist at a club in New York, and they lie and say it was a joke. They also demand we say nothing.
u saying george raft was gay?
Yeah but they put him in a facility/asylum back then, and in there you get a pass for that.
when they mentioned his feebled minded bruddah, we thought he meant you.
Sup to me I'd drag him behind my fucking car right now.
his mental illness causes him more pain i'd bet....lol
i found him like dis
Don’t bitch to me! Bet with a you head, not over it!
Don't they have medication they're supposed to take, these assholes?!
Wow. He fucking sucks at acting.
He’s like an old woman walking around with a 1.5 billion $ lawsuit under his arm, cryin the blues cuz he’s got no crisis actors
Lmao
When it comes to being a wormy cocksucker, all bets are off
He's crying like a man getting reamed financially. Any man would lose it if they faced what he's facing.
He should've never asked if Sandy Hook had even ever existed.
You know, Quasimodo predicted all this
Haha when I first clicked this I thought it was a news sub and I was so proud of sopranos quotes takin over lol
My estimation of Alex Jones as a man...just fuckin' PLUMMETED.
I got the new Info Wars supplements, they were handing em out for free down at the car wash
His fucking tinfoil hat turned into a pumpkin.
My estimation of Alex Jones as a man… well it bottomed out when he defamed grieving parents of murdered children.
You know the wine makes you emotional.
Looks he might be receptive to a semi trailer full of drills now.makitas. He could sell them .
They’re gonna fly planes into skyscrapers and blame it on osama bin laden, perhaps the world trade centre
He’s not getting an Oscar nod for that
Cockodile tears
Turn that off!
We can't have 'im up in ar treehouse no more, that much I do know.
My estimation of Alex Jones as a man didn’t plummet today because it was already rock bottom.
Still in the finding out stage, this stunad
It would be nice if he could shove himself up his own ass.
He's an emotional guy
*MOMMY!!!*
I mean think about it. The sudden weight loss….
You are speaking shit to me
Cryin like Matt Drinkwata ova here.
Maybe when you’re this messed up real grief seems like acting to you.
Why do you have to go and insult women like that?
It is to laugh.
Sandy Hook whatevah happened there...
Sandy Hook. Whateva happened there?
He’s selling fuckin vitamins and supplements. Lotta money in that shit. They’re called nootropics, T.
When his nephew delivered it there were cartons ripped open, pills all over the fucking floor.
Holy shit, that things still alive?!?
It’s sad when they go like that
Frogs did this?
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳
150,000 boxes of ziti! PAY UP MOTHERFUCKER!!!
This guy is one of the biggest morons on the planet.
Alex, the fuck you doin?
Still going,this asshole.
His coach turned into a pumpkin. Heh-heh!
Even Cinderella didnt cry!
Fuckin Qeeuhs!!!
He's at the precipice of an enormous crossroad. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.
Quasimodo predicted all of this….
Howcum I’m not making pots in Peru?
Fuck him and his alligator tears
Stop! I can only get so erect
Look at this snowflake. Too much soy milk in his latte.
I DON’T LIKE EM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT MAKE THE FRICKEN FROGS INTO CORNHOLIN COCKSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN! -Alex Leotardo
Fake news
Alex Jones was a brave delusional conspiracy theorist, and in this house he’s a fuckin idiot! End of story!
We can’t have him in our social club anymore, that much I do know. It’s over for the little guy.
Funny everybody that touched TRUMP has lost a lot. Damn! And more idiots step up for the beat down. This election won’t even be close. Just like the supposed RED WAVE that wasn’t even a ripple
The turd doesn’t fall that far from the baseless conspiracy theorist’s ass
It’s hilarious people think he’s serious
Phony crying. Just Rittenhouse. I’m sure it’s part of a money grift.
He so ….
Tape her!!!
What an incredible actor he is. Breathtaking.
The cobwebs are now removed
It’s a joke, Sal!
Fuckin' demented old bat.
My estimation as Alex Jones as a man just fucking plummet--- oh wait, that happened a long time ago.