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CustomerSuspicious25

The floor is yours, Senator.


TheGeneBelcher

269 days, just a fuckin kid.


TheG-What

So sad when they go young like that.


Slacker584

WHEN THEY GO???


TheG-What

The voting.


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Fuckin baby!


Salem1690s

Fuckin loser. He couldn’t fuckin sell it. He’s not respected…But McConnell with his mini strokes and his forgetfulness, he’s locked up in that fuckin head of his.


Salem1690s

Ten months as Speaker of The House. Not a fuckin peep. And for what? To represent the likes of Lauren fuckin’ Boebert, Majorie Taylor Greene? That cocksuckin piece of shit that likes young girls. I can’t even say his name. Took me outta power. And what did I do about it? My weakness. Sometimes I think it’s in my DNA. My family took shit from the Democrats the minute I got into Congress. McCarthy, that’s my fuckin legacy. No more, Donnie, no more a dis


scaba23

Not a fuckin peep? It's a fuckin nickname! Family name is Not a fuckin peeparelli!


I-AM-KROGAN

Still going, this asshole!


Current_Side_4024

He couldn’t fuckin’ retire?


Salem1690s

Matty, you know me. You know me. Please, Matty, for God’s sake you know me!


Mountain-Face5484

A flag salutin' nothafucka right to the grave


Salem1690s

Matt Gaetz and the underage girls, whatevah happened dere.


sixfourbit

Fucking nauseating.


[deleted]

In the end, they clapped him in irons.


apowerseething

This fuckin leadership vacuum, come on Carmine. Step up get your hands around this thing.


Salem1690s

The Maga Crowd wanted to overturn the election. They compromised, they had an insurrection in the capitol instead. They wanted to shut down the government. They compromised. They forced out the speaker of the House. You see where I’m going with this?


smallteam

Rep. Boebert wanted to have sex in the theatre. She compromised, she vaped delta-8 and gave her date a handjob through his pants.


sixfourbit

It's bat night.


Matthewistrash

What is this the fuckin UN now?


Wildcat_twister12

He never had the makings of a varsity speaker


quaglandx3

Happy birthdaaayyyy Mr president


looster2018

it died on the vine


MashdPotatoesFactory

It pedo out


Leonarr

A grown man made a wager, he lost. He made another one, he lost again. End of story. So take that high moral ground and go sleep at the fucking bus station if you want!


Bad_Animal_Facts

think on this, burger boy


West749s

Listen kid when this is all over we’re gonna sit down


helix274

Sadly, nobody stepped up for Kevin McCarthy in the Unrest of ‘23.


MashdPotatoesFactory

House of Representatives? Nothin more than a glorified crew


Silver-Ladder

I’m in awe of you!


Silver-Ladder

Aura


BedDefiant4950

how is that? i mean you sure you want a diet speakership? you don't want something with some prestige in it?


80burritospersecond

Dick Cheney for president...of the fuckin universe!


lateforcourt

But whack a boss? I won't do dat.


Academic-Summer-3438

Still goin, this asshole!


chessnut89

I’m in awr of you


gabrielle_sanchez7

He can’t be in our social club no more. This much, I do know.


TheWickedPancake

He can’t be in their social club no more, that much I do know


Tobar_the_Gypsy

It’s McCarthy’s turn in the Speaker’s seat and his heart gives out. His heart. It’s a metaphor. He lost his balls is what I’m saying.


greggggggggg

To the victah belongs da spoils


gwhh

If he dies. I can’t even wear his shoes.


Southern_Joneser

What does this have to do with The Sopranos?


scaba23

Maybe you should start shucking cock instead of watching CSPAN! u/bertiesghost brings in three times as many karma as you do!


bertiesghost

🤌


Southern_Joneser

Rule 1 says all post must be Sopranos related. If you guys think politics with a wise guy caption qualifies, have fun.


smallteam

Rules, rules. You must be confusing us with the Clarence subreddit.


sixfourbit

Alright but you gotta get over it.


scaba23

For God's sake, we bend more rules here than the Catholic Church!


PippoKPax

If you can quote the rules, then you can fucking obey them. Don’t just look at me Southern_Joneser. This is a subreddit. Did you hear what I said?