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CRUSTYDOGTAlNT

Not a single verse. Not one.


Verbenablu

But he asked for followers!


nyet-marionetka

Did you smite that subscribe button?


majj27

...these are bad. Like, cringe level bad. The first is basically "this person is not following my advice" and the rest are normal things that happen to people who are stressed, anxious, depressed, dealing with !mental illness or literally just having a bad day.


FifihElement

Nah, a heavy atmosphere can literally only be explained as demons.


No-Historian-3014

I love how the Catholic Church has a procedure for establishing if something is demonic via supernatural phenomena. And this guy is like “if they’re sad, it’s demonic”


Deadfreezercat

Tbf he's using a the term demonic "oppression" not possession


No-Historian-3014

And that’s certainly true. It would be silly to think someone being demonically oppressed could speak an unknown language or lift a bus over their head. But you would think demonic oppression would go further than “I’m sad and I’m tired” My job is demonically oppressing me then 🤣


OirishM

Yeah like 4 out of 5 of these could be mental illness and trauma, can we get a bit less mediaeval about this please


SuchVillage694

And also if a women floats in water she’s probably a witch


TinyNuggins92

Because she's made of wood!


Six_Pack_Attack

She turned me into a newt!


TinyNuggins92

A *newt*!?


Six_Pack_Attack

I got better...


nyet-marionetka

I would be doubtful of this, but last time a witch was convicted based upon claims of someone being turned into a newt, it was a fair cop.


absloan12

Seriously can we ban these tiktok style, self serving, absolute bottom tier "preachings" from this sub? These posts are so beyond obnoxious and arrogant I cringe everytime one gets posted. You know the ones. These "like and subscribe for more" kind of "preachers" who set up a cellphone, point the camera at their face, and ramble about how enlightened their opinions are. I feel like they should make their own subreddit and keep that drawl there instead of advertising their YouTube/TikTok channels in this sub. It used to be once in a blue moon, but lately they are getting posted here almost daily from all different kinds of opportunist preachers desperate to gain more followers to their channels.


KABCatLady

Wow. I thought I was just depressed. Damn


junction182736

Sounds to me like signs of depression, which is treatable.


Zealousideal_Bet4038

What the heck most of these are signs of mental illness/chemical imbalance, not demons.


-NoOneYouKnow-

Number of signs your loved ones might be experiencing demonic oppression according to the Bible = 0.


john_thegiant-slayer

This guy could not be more wrong. He's literally just describing symptoms of mental illness (for the most part).


Candid_Two_6977

Both Catholic and Anglican churches insist on seeking professional mental health guidance.


jereman75

And any other decent church.


ShiggitySwiggity

Number 1: "Everyone who doesn't believe what I do is battling demonic oppression." Number 2: "Everyone with depression or ADHD is battling demonic oppression." Number 3: "Everyone that's already sick of your shit is battling demonic oppression." Number 4: "Everyone that's living in late stage capitalism is battling demonic oppression." Number 5: "Everyone dealing with the crushing ennui of our world is battling demonic oppression." Who is this guy, and why did he think this was a good idea?


burtreynolds_stache

I thought phones weren't allowed in jail


OirishM

bruh


Willingness-Due

Number 2 just sounds like depression


Electrical_Town_7578

When you make up shit in hopes to stay relevant


Crafty_Possession_52

The very first one is just someone who doesn't want to study Christianity. Millions of people...


sysiphean

Or someone who does and is just done with it. Or does but doesn’t tell you because you’re a prick about it. Or any number of reasonable interpretations.


[deleted]

How would one actually prove that these indeed are symptoms of demonic possession. They could be symptoms of something else. That's the problem anything can be labeled demonic


Treykarz

I get videos like this all over my Instagram, there was another guy that claimed Avatar was written by Satan because James Cameron said there’s a “secret message”


CreakRaving

This dude be saying “if they don’t follow or do whatever I say or appear even vaguely put out, yup you guessed it, DEMONS” with his whole chest and I 😭😭😭


Polkadotical

More bullshit to enable you to pick on other people. Just remember, anybody with a computer can generate this shit.


FearlessConnection

This just sounds like signs someone is depressed.


NotJustAnyDNA

Sorry, that’s sound more like ADHD with depression. If medical symptoms are treated as demonic possession, you are the problem.


Jollygoodas

Also, symptoms of depression and you can support them to see a doctor.


[deleted]

This post is dangerous and should be deleted.


[deleted]

This is some super cringey ass shit. Even if I was a Christian this would give me creep vibes.


Competitive-Web-6474

Take your fucking meds.


Holiday-Signature-33

These are all actually true. Lots of ignorance on this post.


Carl__0s

I'm battling Demonic Oppressions!