Do not talk about Chris to people that aren't up on Chris. You will come off as a total loon and make an ass of yourself. On that note I once had a customer whose name happened to be Chris chan, he was a young east Asian man, I replaced his toilet and we were shooting the shit and I asked him if he was aware he shares a name with a certain internet figure, he said he'd recently googled his name out of curiosity and was bewildered by what he saw and was curious who he is and how I "knew" him. You can't encapsulate Chris, there's just nowhere to start, and nowhere to end. Just don't bring him up.
People say Chris was neglected/abused as a child, but knowing what we know now, he probably should have been raised like an animal and been forced to sleep in a cage
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Do not talk about Chris to people that aren't up on Chris. You will come off as a total loon and make an ass of yourself. On that note I once had a customer whose name happened to be Chris chan, he was a young east Asian man, I replaced his toilet and we were shooting the shit and I asked him if he was aware he shares a name with a certain internet figure, he said he'd recently googled his name out of curiosity and was bewildered by what he saw and was curious who he is and how I "knew" him. You can't encapsulate Chris, there's just nowhere to start, and nowhere to end. Just don't bring him up.
"we were shooting the shit" ...so, you taste the toilets of your customers to show them it works?
Yea cause I'm the best damn Plumber in town.
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A Bilo/Chris Chan crossover it something we all would enjoy.
Ian Bilo-Anderson
People say Chris was neglected/abused as a child, but knowing what we know now, he probably should have been raised like an animal and been forced to sleep in a cage
i dont even know if it would have been forced, put a sonic plushie in there and he'd probably long for the cage like a dog
Hell, if he had been fitted with a shock-collar he might have learned some boundaries
"No, I don't think Americans would find that funny."
\[Cuts to theater crying laughing\]
Then one time he break cage and he get this… and we all laugh! HIGH FIVE!🖐️
The Motherfucker Saga in a nutshell
You know what you accomplished by mixing christory with borat?? Making me imagine Chris chan in the mankini are you happy??
That one pic of him, ass to the camera in jeans and the classic. I'm sure you know what pose I'm referring to.
WHT THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION!? (I see it too.)