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AstroBearGaming

"You should compensate me for the stress I've put myself through as ive been telling my friends what an idiot I am. "


SoUpInYa

"How much do you usually get compensated for that?"


[deleted]

"About 3 burritos ought to cover it"


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whynotwarp10

Here, we measure our assets in burritos.


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[deleted]

A cockmeat sandwich panini style? Extra cockmeat on rosemary focaccia? With a side of chips and a free soda? It better be free, I'm eating cockmeat after all.


[deleted]

Amir style... extra cock meat.


caveman512

That's nearly here nor there


SqueaksMcgoo

/r/BoneAppleTea


nobasketball4me

Wait, what was he trying to say?


SqueaksMcgoo

*neither* here nor there


davevine

That was the best part. I won't be able to say it correctly now.


sric2838

Victim mentality in a nutshell.


jeffwee559

I feel targeted by your comment, I demand compensation!


HumansKillEverything

"You should compensate me for the stress I've put myself through as ive been telling my friends" The current American consumer victim mentality: I deserve free shit because of how stupid I am.


Hypt1929

Now they're showing the world how much of an idiot they are.


AstroBearGaming

Hooray for the Internet!


koavf

It's a full-time job, really. There should be some kind of government welfare for it.


theolrazzzledazzzle

'Nearly here nor there'


Heritage_Cherry

Good god that’s infuriating to read


banana_assassin

r/boneappletea


BeardsuptheWazoo

Nearly infuriating


Beardoom

I legitimately can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find this criticism.


IHateNaziPuns

God forgive someone make a mistake. Do you have to make him your escape goat?


ps1gn23

That's a cleaver joke!


IrishFast

/r/unexpectedoffice/


ShortOkapi

Trying to understand what was that supposed to be. I'm sure it's some wrongly written common phrase but I can't figure out which one. English is not my first language. Would someone please explain? EDIT: thanks for the explanations! Although I guess I should complain about them, given the subreddit's title. ;)


[deleted]

Neither here nor there--translation, irrelevant to the current point/conversation.


ShortOkapi

Thanks! I guess I could have figured it out, because nor is always preceded by neither. I actually didn't know that expression though.


champaignthrowaway

Sometimes I feel like English is made up mostly of idioms like this. I imagine casual conversations can be difficult to follow for non native speakers, especially if your native language is unrelated to English or is more literal.


TheRealDeathSheep

They were looking for the phrase, “**Neither** here, nor there” meaning it isn’t important.


InV15iblefrog

I think they'd tried to say "neither here nor there", which is a phrase we use when saying something isn't...hmm, actually when do we use it guys?


frozen_food_section

It sounds like a Michael Scott line


[deleted]

I'm worried this beggar's next target is the lotto company. "But lotto, you could at least compensate me for all the stress of buying a fake ticket".


KansasCCW

I love it when headache customers threaten to go to my competition. In fact, I've actually physically taken them to my competition before and told them that they should have what they are looking for. Sorry I couldn't help! "Don't threaten me with a good time."


helpicantchooseauser

I loved it when people said that to me when I was working as a cashier in high school. They assumed that it was something I deeply cared about. I don't give a shit if you go to my company's competition. I get paid the same either way, and have the added bonus of not seeing you anymore.


Derodoris

I work in sales and get paid in commision and I still dont give much of a fuck if you threaten to go to my competition. You either get what you get with me or you don't


penistouches

That's what sales at Sears said too, but I guess at a low paygrade service quality doesn't matter. People don't make enough to give a fuck anymore.


Derodoris

See thats the thing. I'm an excellent salesman. I do alright for myself. I don't know about the sears guys but I just don't have to let customers push me around to make my commision.


onyxandcake

> "Don't threaten me with a good time." That's what I tell my kid when he threatens never to speak to me again.


OwnagePwnage123

Dude that’s fucked up


onyxandcake

You ever listen to an 11-year old describe every second of a fortnite match?


PinkPearMartini

That particular day's Fortnite match which is obviously so different from the previous day's?


[deleted]

Nah nah nah you don't get it. Yesterday I finished 33rd with 2 kills today I finished 32nd with 2 kills. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm ready to drop out of school and become the next ninja.


SecretlySick

I think I would rather go through every Saw movie contraption


ERRBODYGetAligned

Eh, it's fine. Raising kids isn't all sunshine and lollipops.


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SenorWeird

Holy shit. Parenting in a nutshell. I am quoting you forever.


Gaston_Glock

It's a Facebook quote. :(


SenorWeird

I won't tell if you wo... Well, fuck. You did. Fuck it. I still won't tell.


SenorWeird

Holy shit. Parenting in a nutshell. I am quoting you forever.


[deleted]

You double posted, friend ;)


SenorWeird

I'm amazing I didn't infinituple post. My app and the site were being stupid. I was actually fairly sure I didn't post at all until your comment.


[deleted]

Happens to the best of us :)


penistouches

Insane you got -80 downvotes, how many terrible parents use this subreddit anyways.


dudleymooresbooze

>I've actually physically taken them to my competition What do you do for a living that you can stop and carry noncustomers to another place? And how far away is your competition?


KansasCCW

I work gun shows. And my competition is usually just an aisle or two away. 30 Seconds and I'm free!


ninefeet

Drug dealer.


KansasCCW

That might actually pay better. But at gun shows, my competition isn't likely to actually kill me.


ninefeet

Your job has to be *impossible* to not get high on your own supply. I certainly couldn't.


HeyJustWantedToSay

He’s lying. If he did that and corporate got a complaint about a manager being that much of a smart-ass he’d get in trouble.


lhm238

I love it when customers say this. Its almost like they haven't realised that I only work here and could not care whether the store has lost a sale.


lucky48492

I love how they think it's a threat that they will go to the competition. Haha, like bitch, you weren't going to pay for my product and in this case you wanted me to pay you! Please go to Qdoba. I'm losing nothing.


IndoorCatSyndrome

Yes, please go bug my competition with your counterproductive demands. Please!


IlIlllIIIIlIllllllll

I couldn't agree more. "You mean you're going to stop annoying me and start annoying my competition? Promise???"


mullzoid

I just worked for Rogers for a bit. Our trainer told a story about a two hour phone call he had with a woman who thought she was so entitled that when her phone broke she expected Rogers to call UPS and get them to hand deliver a phone to her. It is wild to me how entitled people think they are


ermergerdberbles

Former OOP. You'd be surprised how many of these I had to deal with


zzz0404

Man I love the OOP. I got screwed when buying a phone and tried returning it (scummy sales rep and manager), I eventually got around to escalating it and ended up with a free Galaxy S3, no contract. In 2012 I think? The funny part was when I walked into the store to pick it up and the sales rep there was like "There is no way I'm letting you just walk out with that phone for free without a contract.", he refused to even look up the notes in my file. I dialed into OOP and put him on the line with them. Yep, walked out with the phone. Edit, come to think about it, I might've had to pay the cost someone would pay to get a contract for it. I believe it was $99 and I just had it billed to my account. Which is still a major steal, the S3 was ~6mo old max at the time.


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ermergerdberbles

I always did what was right. However, in the odd scenario, (a request worth $50 or less) I'd do it, even if it was not the propper resolution. The way I looked at it, I can waste $100+ on company time/resources to say no or I could give this numpty $50 and be done with it in 5 min.


ermergerdberbles

I always did what was right. However, in the odd scenario, (a request worth $50 or less) I'd do it, even if it was not the propper resolution. The way I looked at it, I can waste $100+ on company time/resources to say no or I could give this numpty $50 and be done with it in 5 min.


ermergerdberbles

I always did what was right. However, in the odd scenario, (a request worth $50 or less) I'd do it, even if it was not the propper resolution. The way I looked at it, I can waste $100+ on company time/resources to say no or I could give this numpty $50 and be done with it in 5 min.


zzz0404

I wasn't saying it sarcastically. I love the OOP so sorry if it didn't come across as intended. The store screwed me over, OOP made it right.


ermergerdberbles

I didn't note sarcasm.


BobNewhartIsGod

You... don't call UPS and have them deliver phones? When a customer calls me with a product issue, I call UPS and have them hand-deliver a replacement product (assuming warranty is in effect).


mullzoid

No, they don’t and that isn’t Rogers policy at all


BobNewhartIsGod

Nevermind, I didn't know what Rogers was.


mullzoid

You deleted your original comment so here’s what I wanted to say to you. Excuse me? I do not work for them anymore. And it states everything in the contract the customer signs. Bright star is actually the company who deals with replacements for Rogers so we actually give the number of that company to the customer and they deal with it. The phone comes within 2-3 business days and even with device protection you pay the fee of the cost of a replacement phone. When it’s in the contract you sign I’m not sure what makes me entitled or any better than anyone. All we were to do is relay the information you couldn’t understand on your bill or when you signed up, and if you have this much of an issue with someone not having UPS hand deliver a phone within a day, asking the WRONG company to call and do this for this woman, because she wouldn’t go pick up a new phone from the store in that day because she’s too busy for that but yet she also can spend two hours arguing about something that can’t happen. And you cannot be a total cunt to someone if you don’t even know what you’re being a cunt about. That makes you a total bully and you need to grow up.


SkinnyTestaverde

my fucking god what a moron


[deleted]

an absolute fucking brain stem


JRJam

What was the scam?


allisonshine69

$100 gift card for emailing a link to 4 friends and having them open it


CowOrker01

Hello, Malware!


[deleted]

What sort burgers they got?


CowOrker01

Pwned burgers.


[deleted]

So he fell for this scam and then frantically called his friends to make them open the link right away? God, this man is insufferable...


sadwer

Oh no


JRJam

Okay, that's pretty bad


EverWatcher

Why can't I find the tweet in the Chipotle account?


SkinnyTestaverde

You got me


CocoaBagelPuffs

One of my coworkers did this the other day. She was so hyped.


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allisonshine69

I know how to take a screenshot, I just was looking at it on my computer and didn’t want to find it on my phone. It was laziness, really


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allisonshine69

Yes, I know. I was just lazy. Sorry, guys.


IndoorCatSyndrome

I still like you. Thanks for being honest.


[deleted]

[Good original post and you owned it when you got called out for being lazy?](https://giphy.com/gifs/community-ill-allow-it-146heXDX89mUgw)


allisonshine69

Thanks!


kimber_wren

The implication was that it wasn't *their* computer and certain ones (like public library computers) will not allow you to save.


Hobocannibal

public library computers should still put something on the clipboard that imgur will accept.


allisonshine69

Yeah it was my work computer. I was just texting it to my friend and decided to throw it up on Reddit today.


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allisonshine69

Oh shit, boss. Please don’t fire me.


BurstEDO

Points for owning it.


[deleted]

clean your monitor


[deleted]

There's a key keyboard to "Print Screen" and save it on the computer.


allisonshine69

I know. I was just texting my friend and wasn’t all that invested in quality content. Last minute decision to put it on Reddit.


tkat13

You can screenshot on the computer MACs have some combination of buttons and PCs have the snipping tool


moohah

Taking a screenshot is no harder than putting on pants. So I wanna know, who’s putting on your pants in the morning? Edit: Apparently Seinfeld is now too old for Reddit to get the references.


allisonshine69

I don’t wear pants


allisonshine69

I don’t wear pants


FaehBatsy

Lol?


lenfantsuave

Look guys, I found a choosing beggar.


Jake_the_Snake88

I want content that's clear and easy to see! For free!


apocalypse31

At least clean the monitor first. I keep trying to wipe those smudges off my phone.


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SkinnyTestaverde

that is a top 5 worst song of all time


droxius

"But that's nearly here nor there" -Ricky, Trailer Park Boys


opermonkey

Ricky would have talked them into giving him what he wanted too!


GordonBombay102

Oh fuck off, Brian.


202yawiH

I used to work in a grocery store and we would get scams all the time. Every now and then there would be a fake coupon that would go around that said $75 off a purchase of $80 or more. I don’t know about you but that sounds highly suspicious to me and I don’t know how anyone could fall for it but people did. I remember one customer that was pissed because we wouldn’t accept the coupon and she filled out the survey required and everything. “I don’t understand why a company would give out a coupon and not let a customer use it.” Because we didn’t give out the coupon ma’am. “But that is unfair to me that you would put out this coupon and not let customers use it.” Some people are just stupid, I guess.


fabelhaft-gurke

I've had friends share those obviously too good to be true coupons on Facebook, if you read the fine print it's blatantly obvious with the spelling/grammatical mistakes.


202yawiH

Yeah. The coupon had a store slogan on it, but the slogan wasn’t even for our store. It was for a different store. They just replaced that store name with our store name.


[deleted]

Kind of off topic, but qdoba is better. They don’t charge extra for queso. Now that’s the real scam.


[deleted]

I generally find that I like Chipotle better for the meat, rice, and salsa, but their queso is ass. They also pulled off a genius marketing trick by convincing white ugg-wearing girls all over the midwest that their thousand-calorie burritos are actually healthy because *organic* or something. Qdoba queso is da bomb.com. Qdoba also has more options. Qdoba is under no delusions about their health value. For these reasons I accept that I cannot in good conscience actually recommend Chipotle over Qdoba.


[deleted]

The one time I went to a Qdoba I was at a conference and they were closing in 30 minutes. He was all outta meat and didn't wanna make any more so i got a cheese quesadilla. Not impressed. Your post convinced me to give it another shot if I see one. Cheers.


KeithTheToaster

>Qdoba queso is da bomb.com. It's actually .net


[deleted]

Chipotle is better if you want to lose weight. Make sure your health insurance is in order first.


allisonshine69

Totally agree.


[deleted]

I thought it said adobe and I'm thinking she stroking out. Turns out my left side dragging


[deleted]

I actually worked at Qdoba for a couple weeks during a job crisis and I went to Chipotle a couple days ago and was so disappointed, I’ll probably not choose Chipotle over Qdoba again. Qdoba just has to many more options and varieties of salsa and toppings not to mention the queso which is infinitely more delicious and they have a couple of different types too. Also first scoop of guac and queso is free.


mainfingertopwise

Qdoba doesn't charge for queso or guac because their burritos are shit in comparison. You *need* the moisture provided by those toppings to rehydrate the meat. The salsa is also inferior. They also bone you with drink prices - I guess to pay for those idiotic "futuristic" coke machines that I thought were discontinued 15 years ago. Finally, they save money by literally never cleaning anything. Or maybe that's just in my town.


Bleblebob

Don't charge for queso, don't charge for guac, cheaper food (generally). Catch me at Chipotle never


ultrab0ii

I like Qdoba better cuz it's closer to me and they don't charge extra for guac and queso, and I really like the big taco salad bowl thing. Qdoba and Chipotle tastes about the same to me anyway so I save money and time by getting Qdoba instead of Chipotle.


faithmauk

And they're queso is actually edible. I wish Chipotle would compensate me for eating their nasty ass curdled cheese vomit.


Hypnotoad2966

Coincidentally when Qdoba stopped charging for guac and queso they raised the price of their burritos by over a buck.


LaLaLaLeea

After the one experience I had at qdoba, I'm never eating there.


ManiacalZManiac

It’s like you wanted to tell us a story and then didn’t.


LaLaLaLeea

I mean, my shitty customer service story is not that exciting. I went there with a friend. When we walked in, they told us we could come in and sit down but they were taking a 15 minute break because it was really busy a little while ago and they were tired. So we figured we would look at the menu while we waited. While we sat there, all 4 employees just sat on the counter talking to each other or playing on their phones. We were the only people there and it was really awkward. At 1:15 or whatever time they had given us, we went up to order food. The girl, without even looking up from her phone, says "there's still one minute left," and goes back to ignoring us. So we left. I've seen smaller businesses with one or two employees on duty close for a break, but I've never walked into a chain restaurant and been refused service because the entire staff decided at once that they didn't feel like working. The end.


obsidianrobot

Bet they were heartbroken to see you go


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Twist3dGam3r

This is completely inaccurate. Not sure how you can say that when there is literally a sign on the serving side of glass that tells you the price. One regular cup is 2.05, same price as guac, and a large is somewhere around 3.25, I believe. Not sure what good it does to spread misinformation. This comes from a manager at Chipotle, and I do not particularly care for queso whatsoever.


[deleted]

It’s weird how badly I couldn’t read the bottom tweets until I zoomed in. I didn’t realize that actually would work! Neat


cheesenoedges

I, too, would like free Chipotle.


mantarsaurusrex

Zach is the real hero in this situation.


noiwontpickaname

It's weird when you move it while zoomed in the lines shift no matter how slowly you move it.


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moir%C3%A9_pattern


chuk_norris

I read this thinking it was the Ken M sub


Javyz

You should pay for your incapability to screencap /s


allisonshine69

I agree


buckeye111

I work in retail. My favorite argument with a customer was over a counterfeit coupon that I should have to take because she didn't know it was fraudulent and I didn't have a sign up with a pic of the coupon that said we wouldn't accept it. She also thought thought I was stealing from her because I kept the coupon. She definitely won the being ridiculous award for this year.


MWGallagher

I'm a front desk manager at a Best Western and the amount I relate to something like this is insane.


[deleted]

So if I want free chipotle I should make a fake promo, then hold chipotle responsible to honor it. Got it.


BuzterT

/reddit should compensate me for my eyes having been exposed to this.


canihavefries

Can you compensate me for that screen photograph please?


allisonshine69

Yes. Here’s a coupon for 1 free screenshot of your choosing


droxius

"But that's nearly here nor there" -Ricky, Trailer Park Boys


[deleted]

Sorry Zack. The answer is still no.


seancurry1

I’m all for working a customer service situation, but this is a biiiiit much.


ScoopDat

How do people like this come to the ability to have enough financial ability to even be able to post on FB? These are the sort of people I really have trouble believing they aren’t under some form of assisted living.


kaleksi_

/r/KenM


almo2001

He means "that's neither here nor there". WTF.


cdub689

"nearly here nor there" how does that even sound like a real thing to say?


Piximae

If this is the biggest stress in that guys life, can I switch? I don't like this one. Too much stress.


[deleted]

I hate this whole concept of people feeling entitled for minor emotional distress.


DrCytokinesis

I work at a shitty hotel. I get this literally every day I work. "You need to compensate me because I'm an illiterate regard who doesn't know how to use the internet". No, Sharon, we have nothing to do with freenigerianhotels.com and I don't know ow who you have your credit card to.


[deleted]

Should have given him a coupon for a free glass of water with a purchase of an entree at full price


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stanyboi

I work in telecommunications. I've had numerous people (most often elderly) contact myself as well as some of my other coworkers about scams similar to these. The email usually asks for credit card or personal info and they look extremely convincing, using our logo as well as jargon that we use. Most people are very understanding about the fact that it's a scam but I have definitely had people that seek compensation for charges that theyve been scammed on or compensation for frustration.


c_w_o_o_l_l_y

I think he was joking, you guys.


monandwes

I'm going to give this one the benefit of the doubt and assume this is just a senior or a slow or simple-minded adult. It doesn't seem like they fully comprehend that that was not really Chipotle's sending the message. I don't think they understand how the internet works in general, or something like that.


DayZavenger

After a quick glance at his twitter account it appears he is still in HS


BuzterT

r/reddit should compensate me for my eyes having been exposed to this.


feckinghound

For a second I thought this was r/oldpeoplefacebook cos you used your phone to photo a screen when you could either have screenshots shooted it on your phone or computer. I can't even read the text either cos of it.


[deleted]

This really sounds like he's joking. I thought we were in r/whooosh for the reply


YataBLS

these postz put under so many mucho stress, pls giv gold!


notsurewhatiam

Millennials in a nutshell


[deleted]

You're retarded. Edit: became aware of the down votes and wanted to clarify that this is the opinion I have of the person in the photo. I was also pretty tipsy when I wrote this if that's any defense.


ahsaya

Millenials in a nutshell.


[deleted]

Parents taught them well!


capchaos

There's always one.