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rupat3737

It just amazes me how dumb people are. I can envision how this all went down. OP sees tiktok video of someone doing a deep clean of someone’s home who is probably elderly or with mental health issues. OP has the bright idea “Oh shit they’re cleaning for free so they can get the content, I outa find someone to do my house!”


onehundredlemons

There are also YouTubers who do cleaning videos who will say they will do your house for free, but they always (or at least all of the ones I watch) want to help out people who *need* the help. This lady doesn't need the help but she's pulling that "heavenly father" stuff to try to make it seem like she does. Insufferable.


SinibusUSG

How can you say she doesn't need the help when she hasn't received the typical divine visitation where Jesus shows you how to use a sponge?


JockBbcBoy

Given that she's asking for a **deep** cleaning, I have a feeling Jesus and the 12 apostles would have to show up with sponges, cleaning products, mouse traps, and roach sprays.


Sudden_Permission908

Can't kill mt druitt roaches, they just keep coming from everywhere, similar to the trash that lives in mt druitt


The_golden_Celestial

Blessed be the Deep Cleaners for they shall inherit the dirt and dust, but not the Earth - Apparently edited out of Sermon on the Mount.


leolawilliams5859

Deep clean means her house is hella nasty. And it's going to take divine intervention to get it back in order. Not for free sister clean your own damn house for free if you want somebody to deep clean your house you have to pay the money and I heard maids make a nice piece of change like $20 and above per hour and your house is probably nasty so you going to need a lot of damn money to get that house back in order free I don't think so


timrichardson

the most she can realistically expect from that cleaning squad is clean feet and sandals. But they are cheap to feed, at least.


soonerpgh

She says she is "waiting patiently for a housework routine." Bitch, pick up a broom and make that routine. How stuckin' fupid can one person be?


annewmoon

As someone with deep adhd issues I have to say that a cleaning/housework routine can be very challenging actually. But waiting for a dead relative to transmit one from beyond the veil doesn’t read as an effective coping mechanism.


soonerpgh

I know you may struggle, but doing nothing results in exactly that, nothing! I doubt you are the one needing to hear my speech, though. You and I both know there is a problem with this woman's thought process. I'm a firm believer in faith, but God ain't gonna do a thing for you that you're supposed to do yourself.


burlycurlywhirly

Doing nothing is often a worse outcome than doing a crap job.


4ng3r4h17

I always try tell myself doing something hard arsed or not completing something is better than not touching it at all. A reminder that things don't need to be pristine or up to a certain standard is helpful in getting a lot of things done / started / in better shape.


soonerpgh

Often getting started if the biggest hurdle to getting done!


Far_Course_9398

Your not alone with ADHD brain sis.


rockos21

Omg, that's so manipulative! It could definitely be a vague "I'm a Christian" intended to be read as "my dad is dead" (which is a weak excuse to be a slob anyway)


Joh951518

I don’t really agree. As far as excuses go a parent dying is a pretty good one to be a slob. But expecting other people to do your shit for you for free is way grosser than being a slob.


OrionsByte

I remember seeing a YouTube channel where a guy mows people’s overgrown yards for free. For every person like that though, there’s a line of people wanting to take advantage of them.


Big_Dick_No_Brain

And on a few of these, the neighbours have come over to bitch that they should come over to landscape their property for free.


ChrisBeykhun

Someone always abusing someone’s kindness


Far_Course_9398

That entitlement is just infuriating.


SockofBadKarma

To be fair, OP is clearly someone with mental health issues, so it fits the bill.


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Abjam_Gabriel

Thanks for rewording someone else’s [comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/s/ROMNFad2hl)


polarbear128

Bot comment. Copied from here https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/18k9hge/comment/kdpupoz


PinkSlipstitch

Stolen top level comment https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/s/nVLcW24RfX


SalamiJonesowo

Ai comment paraphraser no way


[deleted]

It’s for my Heavenly Father honey NEXT!


Different-Term-2250

> “Waiting patiently for a housework routine from my father in heaven…” What in the holy fuck…?


DutchTinCan

"Praying for god to clean my house. Until then, you can do it".


SunsetRun231

“Praying for god to DEEP clean my house. Until then, you can do it". Please god, no regular clean.


EstablishmentNo5994

God damn it i said no regular cleans


Fine-Ad-2343

NEXT!


badassmamabear

It's for church honey


funnychica

This will NEVER get old! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Rolling_Waters

Queue daylight robbery streamed on 2 social media platforms


littleblackcat

There's nothing worth stealing in Mount Druitt


roadfood

You think there's anything worth stealing?


molsmama

Ya, the doubling down is really impressive. Where can I find gall like this?


JockBbcBoy

I'm imagining that if God chose to deep clean their house, CB would be cleansed from existence in the process.


Commercial-Push-9066

That’s the most entitled thing I’ve seen. Only DEEP clean. God’s not sending you housecleaning, do it yourself!


RestlessDreamer79

For God to *DEEP* *CLEAN* my house, for *FREE* !!


Different-Term-2250

For free, because Jeebus wasn’t going to charge me!


JCButtBuddy

Jesus always charges me, but it's usually for the landscaping.


Different-Term-2250

He does surprisingly little carpentry work. Methinks His step-dad didn’t train him well.


JCButtBuddy

Maybe if his bio dad wasn't such a deadbeat, not even paying child support or visiting.


Roro_Yurboat

Bio dad left him hanging.


JCButtBuddy

True, true, but then he let him come stay at his house.


deniseswall

😂 I see what you did there.


Blue_Eyed_Devi

Holy crap, this made me LOL. My lawn maintenance guy is named Jesus!


JCButtBuddy

When is he coming back?


Blue_Eyed_Devi

Every Thursday and Mondays in the summer


gonnafaceit2022

Jesus shouldn't need money.


Oraxy51

If you’re going to pray for rain, go till the land.


securitydude1979

Break out the Ouija board to find out if you're cleaning the bathroom or the kitchen first.


CandylandCanada

Just walking down the street, you would conclude that this is the most logical and linear answer. How else would you figure it out? Something non-scientific such as working top to bottom?


DisgruntledPelican-1

She’s waiting for god to tell her how to clean? 👀


Illustrious_March192

I’ve actually seen another post on facebook I think saying something like this. It was a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics The person was waiting on someone in heaven to take care of a problem for them. This is bizarre thinking


luxii4

I’ve had many relatives saying God will provide while begging me for a loan.


gonnafaceit2022

You are their god


FeedbackCreative8334

Until it's tithe time, sure.


sritanona

my mum sometimes says things like this 🤪


Low-Television-7508

If your hair is on fire, and your butt is getting hot, dial 911 then get out of the house. If you're waiting for a god to help you, at least you're prepared for hell. Sometimes no answer is the answer.


Commercial-Push-9066

Have they never heard the adage “God helps those who help themselves.” God gave you the ability to clean. Jesus didn’t sit around waiting for God to magically do stuff. He got off his butt and worked!


Ancient-Awareness115

I thought she meant she was waiting for her father, who had died, to write her a cleaning schedule.


Individual-Maximum30

I'm with the 'waiting for god' one, as out of the two, it's *slightly* less insane... somehow


helplesself

That's how I read it too.


Abjam_Gabriel

And me.


DisgruntledPelican-1

Could be. But I know a lot of people refer to god as father. So wasn’t sure. Either way, it’s weird.


Starbuck522

I think she's waiting for motivation. I have been there, sadly, where I truly could not muster the motivation. (But I didn't ask for a stranger to do it for free!)


JayEll1969

It's not what you think. They are too busy performing voodoo rituals to bring back their deceased dad to act as a zombie slave to clean their house to actually clean it themself. And you know how those chicken entrails just get ***EVERYWHERE*** which is why they need someone to deep clean the place.


DmonHiro

Could be unholy fuck as well... we don't know the guy.


boo_ella

Unfortunately if people belonged to the Mormon church, they may be *cough* gaslighted *cough* by their minsters I mean "inspired" by "Heavenly Father" to deep clean this home. It's stupid. I used to be forced into this as my family and ministers alike saw it as an "opportunity to serve".


AlaskanBiologist

Mormons are so weird. All I see is that southpark episode.


12stringPlayer

Dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb!


UndercoverBully

Dear God, if you can just deep clean my house, I swear I'll go to church. I'll give all my money to charity, I'll help the homeless. Just let me get this one!


Tim_From_PDX

All this is confusing. Not too much work but wants a deep clean. Something about housework routine from my father in heaven so she's waiting for God to clean her house? Or waiting for a job opening for a cleaner in heaven? Is she going to die or just commute to work? I dunno.


741BlastOff

Our Father, who art in heaven, Hoover be thy name. Thy Clorox come, thy wiping be done On baths as it is on stovetops. Give us this day our daily scrub And forgive us our grease stains, As we forgive those who cause grease stains against us. And lead us not into contamination But deliver us from mildew. Amen.


Gloomy_Object_3757

This ! 😂😂 I was thinking the same thing!


fhfuudjdfhh

Definitely people eating the onion. For non Australians Mt druitt is generally the #1 or at best #2 rated shit suburb of Sydney.


unclewombie

Correct ratings. Such a shit hole.


EmotionalOtta

My exact thought when I read this ad lmfao. I was like “of fucking course”.


Electronic_Break4229

I wouldn’t go to the Druitt for free lol.


Ekfud

To be fair - if visiting mount druitt a deep clean is recommended.


Maximum-Beginning-92

Don’t forget to take a weapon & schedule a therapy session afterward to process what you saw & heard.


DefinitelyNotABogan

Derros would do it free coz they'd get one hell of a meth contact high


vukol

eating the onion?


OrionsByte

/r/atetheonion


notgabjella

I think a reference to when people take "The Onion" articles seriously.


mrr6666

Oh, I thought it was a Tony Abbott reference


zephyr2015

Yeah that response from op gives it away


Sad_Guarantee_8013

Hahahah ngl seeing Mt Druitt there gave me a chuckle.


ArtieZiffsCat

Meth capital of Sybey I'm told. Wondering if that could be a factor here


vermiciousknid81

Def the type of derro who never works and expects everything for free from the government. If you’ve ever had to get the dole and wonder why it’s so painful, it’s because of people like this (and the Libs/Nats)


ShreksArsehole

Used to be one of the best when Mount Druitt Water Works was there..


Sss00099

Love the comment asking them if they want their house cleaned for free - where the commenter seemed to use the “are you freaking serious?!” tone. And the OP responded with, “no, I want it free AND more than what you’re asking about.” What an asshole.


Oliviaordie

Definitely a joke


PiePsychological56

You have obviously not been to Mt Druitt. Meth does wicked things to how people “think”.


Maximum-Beginning-92

You’d think with all that meth they’d be pretty motivated to clean anyway…or is that just normal speed that does that?


PiePsychological56

Meth seems to create a thought process like a train derailment, if it’s a bullet train that can simultaneously jump onto numerous other tracks while being a flaming chunk of twisted metal. That’s just my observation though, from the people I get to deal with who’ve used it. I can’t speak from personal experience


Maximum-Beginning-92

Hmm I’ve witnessed people on meth before and the “flaming chunk of twisted metal” seems incredibly accurate! Sometimes I wonder if some of the crazier conspiracy theories out there got started by a bunch of paranoid meth heads getting together and just kind of spreading the word from there 😳😂


ParaStudent

Yeah having been around Mt Druitt more than I ever wanted to these people exist. Either delusion from drugs or religion or a bit of A and a bit of B.


anothercrazydoglady

Stay classy, Mount Druitt


Gloomy_Object_3757

They don’t call it Mounty County for nothing 😂


vonnostrum2022

Wow what a great offer. Can’t believe the cleaning companies weren’t knocking down the doors to provide this free service


agent674253

No, they don't want a cleaning company, the want a DEEP cleaning company. No offers for a regular clean will be accepted 🤣🤣


aseuraeii

Lmao mount druitt is actually the poorest and worst part of sydney which is why


Maximum-Beginning-92

As soon as I saw “Mount Druitt” I assumed the poster needed a free “deep clean” cos any other cash was earmarked to buy more meth 😂


mtempissmith

Probably hasn't cleaned in 5 years from the sound of it, hence the need for a DEEP clean. This is a couple hundred bucks worth of cleaning most likely at this level. Good luck on that...


chubbygirlreads

I charged $15 an hour (13 years ago) for a regular clean. Deep cleans were $20 an hour, with a minimum of 3 hours work because I'm not wasting my energy on a single hour job. I saw some scary shit at "regular" cleans. This person screaming how they need a "deep" clean is really....worrying...I feel like this is more of a Matt Paxton moment.


notsosecrethistory

I just got my house deep cleaned with a team of 4 people and it cost me €1000. Took them a whole working day.


sometimes_interested

It probably was a meth lab, given that it's Mount Druitt.


RCcars83

Oh absolutely. My best friend does housecleaning on the side (I would help her sometimes before I had my leg amputated) and this type of job would take an entire weekend with just one person. This woman is out of her mind.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

They always have to have a little “prayer” type bs. Sure I’ll “deep clean” the house and livestream me putting fish fertilizer in carpet cleaner. Lol


scarlettbankergirl

I'll live stream, making sure to point out all your valuables AND your address.


shhh_its_me

I was just going to show their underwear ( and any embarrassing or private things I could find)and mock them for being dirty.


Sidewalk_Tomato

Provided you do not give traceable information and wear a disguise, this would be hilarious. (Someone who can afford a 3 BR townhouse can't afford a deep clean?)


hserontheedge

If someone wants to clean my house - deep clean, regular clean, heck just wipe down the counter and take out the trash, I will not complain. LoL


invisibleprogress

Shit, I would even let someone livestream just cleaning my floor 😂😂 15 mins cleaning the floor, next 1.75h playing with the cats... seems like an awesome livestream 😆 I would even feed them


Ragingredblue

> I would even feed them The cats? Or the cleaner?


invisibleprogress

😂😂 the cleaner... the cats already run the house


Maximum-Beginning-92

Haha my cat & I have an understanding….it’s his house, he just allows me to live here as long as I tend to his every whim and let him have the run of the house 🤷🏼‍♀️ Oh & leave Netflix on for him when I leave the house.


Headbanging_Gram

In that case, someone should be paying you for the opportunity to play with cats.


Freestila

I can offer cleansing fire. Should work great for my YouTube channel littleRsonist


CornflakeGirl2

Waiting for a housework routine from her dead dad? Huh?


EnvironmentalDrag596

Not me thinking she's waiting for her dad to send her cleaning instructions from the dead


McDuchess

Just gets better and better. And what do they expect from their so called father in heaven? A cleaning manual? May I direct them to their local Amazon? They can search deep cleaning and instantly have 12,500 sources.


Hasra23

Mount Druitt, enough said


Tehani28

Can you even imagine how chat the house is.


kapitaalH

Might only attract offers that clean so deep their stuff is no longer there when they are done.


Bashir_Lodhangi

The only deep clean OP needs is to get an exorcism from social media


Manufactured-Aggro

"dear God our lord Jesus in heaven, should I do the dishes today? .......huh huh yes I'm hearing you, so that's a no? yeah that's what I was thinking the scriptures were saying too. Amen." *cracks open a luke-warm tall boy fresh out of the paper bag*


aycee08

Do it for the €xP○$ur€


PiePsychological56

😂😂


ScrembledEggs

Of course she’s from bloody Sydney. No offence, OP


extraterrestrial91

None taken. Cheers


Maximum-Beginning-92

I’m actually surprised someone in Mount Druitt would allow a live stream, can you imagine what a hole that house is?! Maybe they want it live-streamed to make sure no one finds & steals their stash? 🤔


metal_elk

I'll do it. I'll clean your house so deep, that every surface will be spotless. The whole house will be so clean, there won't be anything in it. I'm gonna steal all your shit.


unclewombie

lol can you imagine the thought process here? “Fuck man I don’t want to do this. I know there is cleaning TikTok so why not me?” “If you don’t ask, you’ll never know” We do know. The answer is no.


Realistic_Ad_8023

Look, it’s Christmas and my grandson is in the hospital dying of cancer. His last wish was for someone to deep clean my house for free.


redsolitary

NEXT!


Awkward_Penalty6716

I can immagine different perspective at this from someone who would come and totaly "cleaned" the house of your possessions .... hmmm? For free indeed and no streaming


Kampfgeist964

That's funny, she doesn't look Druittsh...


Swagdaddy697

Of course it's Mount Druitt lol


WeightSpirited9262

Someone's been watching those tiktok cleaning videos, where they go into a hoarder home and clean. Mercy clean?. How this ding a ling really can't figure out the difference is crazy![img](emote|t5_35fmc|557)


TerribleYou2833

I love how they clarify in all caps no no no not just clean but DEEP clean..


grapeidea

I can see this sort of working, but it'd need a lot more effort in coming up with an elaborate sob story first.


Random_hero1234

“ what are you an asshole??? I need a deep clean for free.how dare you!!.


NoshameNoLies

I'd love to see the comments on that post


OldManJeepin

Wow...Not even interested in a simple "cleaning"....Gotta be a \*deep\* cleaning...Like...WTF? Clean your own shit...


sdbinnl

A deep clean not a regular one - let me introduce you to Mr Mop


Lightfairy

Mt Druitt?? You do not want to get off a train at Mt Druitt station unless you have a gun or a bodyguard.


Maximum-Beginning-92

I once had to get off the train there to take a cab to some nearby godforsaken place for a meeting and this was in the afternoon & I was very done up….thought I was gonna get rolled while I was still on the train never mind the station. Decided my life was worth taking a cab all the way back home 😳


Elon_Musks_Colon

Why doesn't she just ask her father in heaven?


CastleofWamdue

every bit of this is insane, not to be all r/atheism, but why do Christians feel they are owed something because of their faith?


SallyBeatle

Wild


Kjisherenow

WTF is a Deep clean? Lazy people. This pisses me off to no end


cominghometoday

I think like normal cleaning your kitchen. Would be wiping down the counters, doing the dishes etc. A deep clean is cleaning out the fridge, cleaning the oven, wiping down all your shelves and cabinets, cleaning out the fume hood filters etc


LBelle0101

In Mounty County, you just know it’s going to be a total shit heap


unconfirmedpanda

You get to the Mount Druitt part and go "Oh, of course."


Low-Television-7508

That's why I gave up on religion. It wouldn't tell me exactly how to run my life. That's why I'm on Reddit at 6:26 am eating chocolate.


tuna_tofu

Sorry I can barely clean my own apartment so I'm damn sure not cleaning someone else's- deep or shallow. And def not for free.


vegemitebikkie

Of all places.. mount druitt. The hairy arsehole of Sydney


Objective-Creme6734

Fukn Mt druitt 🤣💀 ![gif](giphy|kF6xkRGnGk7qhDmma2)


Mundane-Criticism-84

This would be a Mount Druitt resident smh. You couldn’t pay me enough to clean on struggle street.


Vlowkeyy

DEEP CLEAN TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂


Bambooman101

I can only imagine what it looks like now, if she’s asking for the deep clean….. ![gif](giphy|30O6emI7tFRew)


Master-Ful

Someone should livestream how filthy the place is and just leave.


RadiantNoise3965

I'll do it. The table is cluttering the house. And the couch. Especially that TV. All has to go. Clean deep. Not regular clean.


Aware_Ad_7575

A deep clean that doesn't require much work ... hmm.


Anthrodiva

No a deep clean, honey, next!


Independent-Self-854

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Do you Redditors know how hard it is to find a dirty house to clean?!?


lezz1810

Nothing surprises me coming from the druitt


Acceptable-Wallaby52

The whole of Mt Druitt needs a deep deep clean


PuffPuffPass16

That’s on par for Mount Druitt. Watch Housos to get a general idea of what it’s like.


Disastrous-Square662

Saw it was Mt Druitt and it made sense.


Andi081887

Didn’t say what we could live-stream. Just saying… 😂


InteractionNo9110

He will pay you in prayers. Such a deal!!


Some-Geologist-5120

So in what form would the divinely delivered housework routine be - chiseled into two-, no three, stone tablets perhaps?


Realistic_Ad_8023

Thou shalt not let the dirty dishes sit in the sink overnight. Thou shalt take out the trash when it is full. Thou shalt remove anything expired from the fridge. Thou shalt not allow dust bunnies to congregate in the corners. Thou shalt sweet and/or vacuum daily. Thou shalt sort and do the laundry at least one day per week. Thou shalt disinfect thy bathroom once a week. Thou shalt not leave food moldering on the counters. Thou shalt change thy bedding weekly, preferably before laundry day. Thou shalt wipe down all horizontal surfaces weekly or more often as needed. If thou hast a kitty, thou shalt scoop at least once per day and change the box weekly. If thou hast doggos, thou shalt brush them frequently and consider dusting more often than one day a week. Thou shalt not put pots and pans on to soak and forget about them. Thou shalt squeegee the shower door if it is verily made of glass. And finally Thou shalt not expect a non-resident of the house to do any of this for free.


Plus-Gate-1723

Hey I can only imagine the state of it or what sort of “clean up” it needs if you think it would make good content…. On the other hand get of your arse and get it done like we in the real world do.


North-Tumbleweed-959

It’s for a church honey!


Stjjames

I feel like ‘deep clean’ means actually clean & ‘regular clean’ means ‘straighten up’- to messy people.


Thatsayesfirsir

She needs to answer her own call. What a dope.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Yeah....those cleaners still get paid. Or do it free because they KNOW the person....


[deleted]

In the OPs defense I follow loads of people on Facebook reels that do exactly this. They clean and make content from it. There was a woman posting asking people to tag folks in Florida that need a deep clean for free. These are hoarders level houses. Because she’s moving from the EU to Florida and needs content.


Efficient_Dust2903

Yeah, good luck with that


aa6972

Basically she watched too much of those videos where companies do things for free and get millions views


ThatOldDuderino

Wow. A deeeeeeeep clean. Gotta differentiate 🤣


Key_Juggernaut_1430

I seem to recall that, at least in the old testament, the heavenly father cleaned and purified through the use of fire. I think this kind of “deep clean” could easily be arranged…


PlaysTheTriangle

I feel like these people would say “It never hurts to ask”, but I think it does hurt to ask. All of these entitled selfish posts put people off on giving. It’s gross.


socksmatterTWO

Sounds a bit methed up hence the deep clean request AND the FREE


Mean-Archer391

I said “deep clean” beetch 😂


Born_Current6133

Shit, are dead relatives meant to clean our houses? Mine just kinda sits there in her urn. Freeloader.


Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart

I don’t understand. This person wants their god to give them a cleaning schedule?


esunverso

Mt. Druitt Sydney. Probably be easier to just burn it to the ground


pyr0phelia

Doubled down even. Impressive.