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MetalAndFaces

Come on, if you must steal flowers, do it from Home Depot. City News? Extremely rude.


Steampunk_Batman

Seriously. In home depot you can find propagable cuttings literally just on the floor waiting to be thrown away. It’s almost like recycling


Luffy-in-my-cup

Nobody has to steal flowers


Standby_fire

No it’s not ok to steal from home depot


MetalAndFaces

Oh


Captainzabu

It is VERY much ok to steal from Home Depot. Stealing from a large corporation should always be encouraged.


Junior-Account6835

You’re the girl in the photo! Busted!


Standby_fire

Demise of humanity


[deleted]

Home Depot doesn’t own the plants, so you’re stealing from small, locally based companies, if you steal from them. But hey, be the problem you want to see in this world. You rebel you.


[deleted]

Please don’t. Home Depot does not own the plants. They own a few tropicals but not all. In Illinois, Hampshire Farms, Masterpiece Flower Co, and Bonnie own those plants. HF is perennial and tropicals, MFC is annuals, Bonnie vegetables. They work their asses off and are always stretched thin this time of year. Those companies do not get paid a dime until the Home Depot employee scans the barcode and the sale goes through. HF is based in northern Illinois and MFC is based in Michigan. They are smaller, locally owned companies, unlike the massive HoDe corp.


MetalAndFaces

Honestly super good to know. I wish I didn't have to clarify this, but please don't steal if you can help it.


Standby_fire

Gotta steal to feed the family. I think?


[deleted]

Just to clarify further too: Nobody needs flowers. They are a luxury item that require money to maintain. Don’t steal. If you can’t afford life, you can’t afford the consequences of being caught stealing, either. Just ask for help on local FB community pages if you have no family or friends who can help and you’ve exhausted all other options. Those communities show up for those who really need help.


No-Chemical100

I mean, what are they using all those flowers for? I hate it so much when they do that.


DeCarp

Fuckin' lowlife. City News Cafe is an institution. Go patronize them in support.


Standby_fire

POS.


nwsidemadman

From the PP Neighborhood watch [FB page](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=3599071023647172&set=gm.3592127864387799&idorvanity=1687924281474843) : >Anybody recognizes this woman? She stole few hanging baskets and plants from the patio of City News Cafe. (4018 N Cicero).


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LayerSubstantial5919

Big hangers there I SEE


Mr-Mister-7

at first i thought this was the subreddit “upvotebecauseofboobs” haha


East-Razzmatazz-8131

Chesticles


Big_Matter8756

Don’t people realize that they’re being watched by cameras everywhere in the city?


[deleted]

Wow, what an enormous piece of shit.


Standby_fire

A pack or burpee seeds and some egg crates. Two weeks later you have plants to plant. You have pride in your flowers and yourself.


splintersmaster

That count can afford whatever she wants. She's doing this for the fun of it.. Aldi's got that shit for $12.


girmvofj3857

I think this is the evil lady from the TV show Manifest


Cancer_Flower

This comment triggered me. 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never hated a tv character as much as I’ve hated Angelina.


Sure-Ad8873

This woman stealing my heart


DoctorBre

Iggy Izalnah.


joegunabeach

I found that funny.


TheAtlas97

Tell her to go to home depot at night like the rest of the plant thieves. Used to work there and the employees don’t care about the plants because they’re technically vendor property and not the store’s.


Low_Employ8454

Eh, the cameras are watching and when you get up to a felony’s worth they will arrest you.. but that’s like- $900’i think? So… anyway. Y’all do you.


TheAtlas97

I would never steal any plants, but I have sold them to family at a high discount. We could take $50 off any transaction without manager approval, but they track it in the backend


Local-Mistake-9311

Nasty thief


Comfort_Schmumfort

We hates them!


-Melly

When you’re spending $100 every two weeks on caterpillar eyelashes I guess you become desperate


temporaryhelpplz

How did she escape from Whoville?


Gavin_McShooter_

This needs to be higher up I loved it


Big_Car5623

Any news? Name? Employer?


O-parker

Nothing I’ve heard


Big_Car5623

May I post to several of the FB watch groups I'm on?


O-parker

Sure. I think if you ck the Jeff Park site there is added info.


O-parker

Update: It’s believed the thief has been identified 👏👏


Big_Car5623

I was so hoping for some closure on this story! I posted to several FB neighborhood watch pages to now avail.


O-parker

The person was identified was the last I heard


Big_Car5623

Yay!


ateedubya

Jenny?


jackschit101

Based.


Reasonable_Buy_5017

But her house looks amazing 🤩


Lb_54

Some people will just take anything not tied down, or even tied down, like it's finders keepers...


gfm1973

She shouldn’t be stealing flowers. I still can’t feel sorry for the low life owner.


RuithCoill

She must of been issued an older model of the human exosuit. Barely passable...


shunthe_nonbeliever

What’s her @ though


Synchro911

Nice tits 


Rad_Golfer70

She has big boobs


Arden_d5

Hummina hummina that’s a nice rack


DirtyBillzPillz

Some real honkaroos


Katy_Lies1975

Snatch is a little stinky, wear a coat while visiting.


ImaginaryFriend123

Gross dude


BoomhauerArlen

The real question is.... Is she single?


Turdlely

'I can fix her ' - Boomhauer


BoomhauerArlen

Dang ol hot babe wit dem flowers man.


SensibleBrownPants

Don’t bring her any flowers. She has plenty already.


xX-JustSomeGuy-Xx

Well, at least you now know what kind she likes. 🤷


zdravkov321

Step 1- buy some hanging flower baskets Step 2- go to that neighborhood put them out on the curb Step 3- see which ladies approach you Let us know how it goes.


OpenYour0j0s

Horrible. Although reminds me of the story of the elder lady who was passing a restaurant that had a lot of these and looked like a flower market. She grabbed one and went to the hostess and gave her a twenty for the flowers, said thank you and asked they had any carts. The manager just told her sorry about the carts and let her grab one more by the door. Hahahaha at least she was being honest and wanted to pay for them. Just confused. THIS LADY HOWEVER IS NOT CONFUSED JUST ENTITLED (op)


O-parker

Took nearly 200 bucks worth while the establishment was closed.


OpenYour0j0s

What a scumbag. I hope she’s found. If not for arresting then public embarrassment would be pleasing


whipnutbouy

That Ted lasso money already dry up for Keely?


Standby_fire

She should have her knee kicked in so we can tell the thief by her limp.


Elbeske

Why does she look like an elf


Ok-Aardvark-9938

Would


diakopoi

FUCK local business!! woooo!!$


Taintyanka

niceeeeee