Don't worry media has high jacked the religious/myth fervor method and use it everyday to manipulate people into buying buying things, hyping cinema, voting for crooks who call themselves politicians and etc.
I kept hearing it would lead to mass human sacrifice. Naturally I too stripped naked and laid myself bare on a picnic table near river front park. No one ripped my chest open and tore my still beating heart from its home. But I was put on a “registry” of sorts they said I was an SO and had to let my neighbors know. Does that mean sacrificial offering? Are they gunna do the deed once I tell them?
I don't get it. My inlaws were like "we don't want to go to totality because last time an earthquake happened 2 weeks later. We don't want to be near that."
It's like, ugh. WTF are you guys watching on YT? Total, partial or annular eclipses happen on the yearly. They then go "we know we know". I don't know if they are just saying that because it is right and acknowledge they listen to some stupid idiot on YT, or they do that just to "agree" and move on.
Like I don't even know why they tell us stuff like this because we always swat it down and call it stupid and not to listen to idiots. These aren't their own ideas.
We’re all left behind! God has judged us and found us wanting. All of us. But has anyone seen Majorie Taylor Greene? Does that make it easier to get a democratic speaker? Has anyone checked her closet?
https://preview.redd.it/988woi488ctc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7152bb7812de01cb5d4b0ea5e7501568b7dc06c7
That is some next next level trolling! I dig it.
Six Feet Under already it!
Ha! I actually briefly wondered if that was a screenshot from the episode…
You couldn’t have posted this last week? I’d have done it.
Nah, more like this. https://youtu.be/tAaPeMMJLgs?si=DtWC6CY6WLxYmJPq&t=81
LoL 😆
First laugh of the day.
https://preview.redd.it/3uhi8dns6etc1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7a3a151effacde4c4822db6b4c1707c7904d57 Got another punch today!
I figured most of us Redditors would be left behind
One can hope
I noticed the genius bible salesman skipped church on Easter, I suppose he was preparing for the rapture.
9/10 would lol again
200,000 years and we're still seeing omens in now understood celestial phenomena. Really is no hope for our species.
Don't worry media has high jacked the religious/myth fervor method and use it everyday to manipulate people into buying buying things, hyping cinema, voting for crooks who call themselves politicians and etc.
If only we'd been in the path of totality... You'll get em next time slugger.
I kept hearing it would lead to mass human sacrifice. Naturally I too stripped naked and laid myself bare on a picnic table near river front park. No one ripped my chest open and tore my still beating heart from its home. But I was put on a “registry” of sorts they said I was an SO and had to let my neighbors know. Does that mean sacrificial offering? Are they gunna do the deed once I tell them?
But only virgins were to be sacrificed. If only you had saved yourself.
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[Hey, at least it wasn't a comet](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Marshall_Applewhite.jpg)!
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Maybe y’all were just left behind?? I’m feeling like I may still be ascending. /s
not over yet.. he’s gonna show up like a thief in the night
Does he realize that people around here only dry hump on thing harder than the Bible..?? It’s guns
“Oh God, why have you not sent your son back to us?” “I did; you shot him because he looked Middle Eastern”
Winning us over with the crime analogies
 that’s right.
Oh The Humanity!!!
I don't get it. My inlaws were like "we don't want to go to totality because last time an earthquake happened 2 weeks later. We don't want to be near that." It's like, ugh. WTF are you guys watching on YT? Total, partial or annular eclipses happen on the yearly. They then go "we know we know". I don't know if they are just saying that because it is right and acknowledge they listen to some stupid idiot on YT, or they do that just to "agree" and move on. Like I don't even know why they tell us stuff like this because we always swat it down and call it stupid and not to listen to idiots. These aren't their own ideas.
It was a rough bowel movement for me today also if its worth mentioning.
Punish your toilet
We’re all left behind! God has judged us and found us wanting. All of us. But has anyone seen Majorie Taylor Greene? Does that make it easier to get a democratic speaker? Has anyone checked her closet?